Sunday, May 10, 2015

1/18/13 - Seven Days of the Con Job - Pt. 7.5

"...It's Happened Before."

 Red Queen, Disparaitre
(Art by Dean Stahl)

* * *

"Heroes are wonderful, but even they can't be everywhere. 

"In these uncertain times, with so much at stake, we all need to feel a little more secure.

"And that's where American All-Star Security comes in. 

"Our protection goes around the clock, everywhere that police can't see, and heroes can't be. 

"Big disasters, small problems. Even just getting kitty out of a tree. 

"When you see the big AAS truck in your city, your town, your neighborhood, you know that you're safe."

* * *

"Yes, I'm seeing it now," the President of the Terre Unifee says, tapping his chin as Ben Franklin beams over the hologram in his darkened office. Outside, nighttime Paris flickers and glows.

"So what do you think?" the Founding Father asks, clearly hoping for some kind of complement.

"Well, I'm not sure," the President says: "I mean, the ad looks great. It's slick and seems heartfelt. I really liked the image of that guy in white armor getting the cat down."

"Oh good. I wasn't sure how that was going to play. The focus groups all contradict one another on things like that-"

"But, well... I know I approved it. I agree with the reasons for another Federal security branch, especially with this extinction-level event we've got coming."

"Indeed," Ben says, patting the top of his desk: "One that's coming right overhead in a matter of months, if the astronomers are right. And as the days get closer, and people get panicky, I fear many will turn to crime and chaos. And it will be very hard to have Le Compagnie everywhere, let alone Team Alpha here."

The President nods: "Especially given the makeup of the new Team Alpha. They're going to need a lot more handling than usual."

"Precisely, Mr. President. So, before we roll this commercial out, and deploy them ahead of SPYGOD's impending trial, perhaps you should tell me what reservations you have let?"

"I don't know," the President says, genuinely mystified at his own reticence: "It just seems somewhat superfluous, but I don't know why."

"How about this, then?" Ben Franklin suggests, steepling his hands before his face: "One year. We do this for one year. If, at the end of that year, it's not all that and a bag of chips, as the kids say these days? We quietly reshuffle it into one of the other security branches. There will be so many changes between now and then, I doubt it'll be noticed."

The President thinks about that, and then nods: "Alright, Ben. Roll the ads, roll the trucks, and let's just hope they won't be needed tomorrow."

"Agreed, Mr. President," Ben says, and then smiles as the hologram on his end goes blank.

"Thank all Gods, past present and future," he mutters: "The idiot went for it."

"You didn't think he wouldn't?" the person he's had on a communicator this entire time asks.

"I was worried, yes. It's a dangerous chance anytime you try to play someone. But I think the group's name caused enough confusion that he wasn't able to process his real concern."

"Which was?"

"That we never asked him for permission in the first place," Ben grins: "We've been playing him from so many directions that he has no idea how badly he's been led."

"Something about that disturbs me," the voice says.

"And what might that be, my dear?"

"It's working too well. In my experience, we should be having more problems. And don't forget that SPYGOD did train him, for a time. He should be better than this."

"Well, he has been having problems at home," Ben admits, sadly: "Having to sleep on the executive couch has a terrible effect upon the mind."

"True, but I'm still worried. This !@#$ could go right down the toilet at any moment."

"Well then, we'd better tell our lovely Antonia she can go ahead with the Big AAS Plan as soon as possible, then?"

"Will do," the voice says, and cuts out. 

"It's all coming together," Ben says, putting his feet up and looking at the pocketwatch he made for himself some 250 years ago: "Just a few more things, and then..."

* * *

"... done," the Maker says, sighing and leaning back at his fantastic desk. 

The wizened, little fellow accepts a glass of champagne from one of the flitting, clockwork cherubs that surround him, up here. He takes one more look at the oblong device he's created, and, nodding, sips at the drink. 

"If I had but more time," he says, looking around at all the other magnificent things he's created, all hanging up in this endless series of caverns: "Just a day more."

"But what is time to us, Hoosk?" someone asks him -- a voice he hasn't heard in a long time. 

The Maker turns to regard a rippling presence, there on the platform. A silver man with a silver mask, walking towards him. 

"Brother!" the wizened, old man says, jumping down from his chair and going to embrace the man, who kneels down to return it: "It has been so long. So long..."

"But you can't quite remember how long?"

"No," the old man admits, looking up at the fellow: "But now that I see you... the dreams I've been having, down here, since yesterday? They make sense, now."


"How?"

"Things have happened," the silver man says, taking off his mask so he can look at the old man with his own eyes.

"You've changed," the Maker observes. 

"Yes," the young man says: "Two limited lifetimes, one immortal life. Such is our lot."

"Not all of us."

"No," Shift smiles, sadly, putting his mask back on again: "Satanoth woke up first."

"Oh, he would be the first," the Maker sighs, all but bouncing back to his chair: "But what of the others? Bountiful Aegio? Noyx and Rahmaa? Our lord Seranu? Or Kanaan, perhaps?"

"Some are stirring, some are asleep," Shift says, walking towards the old man and regarding what he's been making: "It is as childbirth, in some ways. Sometimes all we need is a good push."

"Well then," the Maker says, an evil smile playing across his face as his tools leap into his hands: "By all the worlds, my brother, let us give it to them!"

And there is laughter in the caverns of the Maker, magnified by the clattering of clockwork cherub wings and...

* * *

... a waddling tumor of a man, ringing his lover's Parisian doorbell with a bouquet of roses in one hand, and a stack of legal documents under his other arm.

"(Are you there, Michele?)" Jean-Jacques Excephir Geraud asks: "(I have the last pieces of the puzzle, here. And many other things for you.)"

The door opens, and his lover stands there, looking very haunted. So much so that he doesn't kiss him, right at the doorstep, and instead just lets him into his apartment. 

"(Michele, what is wrong?)" the large man asks, stumbling in behind him and closing the door on the well-appointed hallway: "(You look as though you have seen a ghost!)"

"He has, fatso," some blonde, bespectacled young man in black leather says -- in German-accented English -- as he steps out of a nearby room, gun drawn and pointed at the Minister of Justice's midsection: "A few of them, in fact."

"I demand you lower your weapon, sir!" 

"Please, put that away," Michele protests weakly, putting his hand over the top of the gun: "You will not need it. I promise."

The young man just glares, but then slowly lowers it. In the half-light of the apartment, Jean-Jacques can see he's been crying.

"I demand to know what is going on here, or I shall not take another step," the Minister of Justice announces, planting his feet together on the floor: "You have clearly threatened the life of my lover to get to me. I will not be a party to this."

"(Please, my love,)" Michele says, gesturing to the living room he was heading to: "(You need to hear what these people have to say. It is... disturbing, to say the least.)"

"(What?)"

"We're in here, Minister Geraud," an older voice says: "And we're not going to pull out any more weapons. Not guns, anyway. You have my word."

The young blonde spits at that and goes back to guarding the door. The large man looks at his lover's eyes and, seeing the distress there, nods, and waddles forward where he's been bade to go.

Inside the apartment's living room, there's a large couch -- one specially made to accommodate the Minister's equally-large frame. Sitting around that couch are three other blonde youths, all wrapped in black leather, carrying guns and cameras in equal measure. One of them wears a black leather cowboy hat, worn well over his face.

None of them look happy.

Sitting on the couch is a man dressed in a similar fashion: his bald head a stitched-together ruin at the back, with wires and plugs running down like some weird, cyberpunk ponytail. One of the eyes might be cybernetic, but Jean-Jacques isn't sure. 

"Mssr. Randolph Scott, I presume," the Minister says, folding his hands before him: "And your coterie of outlaw reporters."

"That's us," one of the young women says, looking down her glasses at him. 

"And to what purpose have you broken many of our laws, Mssr?" 

"The same one I always break laws over," Randolph says, taking a sheaf of papers out from beside him and handing them over: "The truth, pure and simple."

"What is this conneries?"

"My love, please just read it," Michele says, clearly shaken: "It is a terrible thing, but it is true. They have the evidence."

"What's true?" Jean-Jacques thunders.

"That a certain branch of the Terre Unifee has been in league with racist organizations, all over Europe," Jana says.

"That they've concocted a scheme to get a number of world leaders, their families, and their followers away from the planet ahead of what's coming," Helmut announces, dour as ever. 

"A plan that would severely jeopardize Earth's defenses, if it went off," Helga adds.

"And there's more, still," Randolph says, shaking the sheaf: "And it's the truth, fat boy. Every. Ugly. Word"

"These are friends of SPYGOD!" the Minister stammers: "No doubt this is all some trick, done at the last minute to secure his release-"

"That !@#$er's no friend of mine, these days," Randolph snarls: "But you just read it. It's cost us dearly to get this to you, and more will probably fall before this is over.

"But we can't avoid it now."

"This is absurd," the Minister says, all but yanking the sheaf of papers away from Randolph's hand: "And I promise you, I'll have you all tried for this affront."

But he starts to look, anyway, his fat fingers sliding from page to page as he skims, and then re-reads, and then explores in depth.

And as he truly reads what's there, his face slowly begins to fall... 

* * *

 ... down the computer screen, as Henri looks over the autopsy results for one Colonel Roman J.  Richter. 

It's not the most complete of files, given the state they found his body in, after the Reclamation War. He'd died in captivity, apparently, and been tossed onto a heap of other bodies they'd deemed unsuitable for one reason or another. 

Given GORGON's propensity to absorb people into their collective, and add their skills and experience into their massive pool of information, that seemed odd. He'd been a military man, and heavily involved with The COMPANY in its last days of existence. 

So why wouldn't they want him? It was a good question, but not one Henri feels like asking Josie about, right now. 

And that's because, as he looks over the grisly, post-mortem photographs -- the rotting skin, and broken pieces -- he can see what the two people have in common. 

That strange spot, right along the spine, just above the buttocks. That weird, fleshy dimple, like an "outtie" navel. 

She had one, as he just discovered last night. And so did Colonel Richter. 

A chilly feeling goes through him, just then -- one magnified by the fact that the two people were so structurally similar. Big and tall. Extremely well-muscled, but not to the point of grotesqueness. Large heads and hands. 

In fact, if he squints his eyes, and imagines if she'd been black and male, he can't help but wonder if they hadn't been siblings...

He looks around Josie's office, which he's borrowed to do "private research" in. She's out at meetings all afternoon, and told him he wouldn't be disturbed in there. 

Henri can only pray she's right -- especially by her. 

He changes the Steely Dan he's listening to -- Aja, this time -- and looks at the autopsy reports, one more time. He notes the examiner's finding -- that the horrific damage to Richter's skull seems to have been self-inflicted by smashing his head against the bars of his own cell.

Then he closes that down and begins looking at the COMPANY's files of the man, which should be a complete rundown of everything and anything. His birth, his childhood, his adult life, his career. Relationships, acquaintances, people he just knew in passing. All known information.

Imagine his surprise when he finds the man's life a massive black hole.

"Merde," Henri mutters, seeing that everything about the man, just prior to SPYGOD's disappearance after supposedly shooting the former President of the USA, is just dates and places, with no real evidence to corroborate it. 

Almost as if he never really existed in the first place.

"It's over now / drink your big black cow / and get outta here..." the song says. He doesn't heed its warning, and keeps digging, knowing the truth is very close now.

He'll just have to hope it doesn't kill him...

* * *

 ... again, somehow, though Martha's lost track of how many times Mark has died in front of her, now.

Once when he bled out from what was left of his penis. Twice when their scarlet-robed torturer allowed his blood pressure to ebb too low when he started removing his intestines. Three times when he took his spleen out.. or was that after he made him eat one of his own kidneys?

She's not sure, anymore. She can't scream, anymore. She can barely look, now, as Mark weakly vomits up pieces of his lung, fed to him by El Inquisidor Escarlata.

"Still, you insist there's nothing to tell me," the man says, clearly bored: "Still, I say there is. Why not tell me everything, again? Maybe you'll stumble upon the truth before I make him eat his own heart?"

Martha tries to say something, but fails. And then the scarlet-robed man sighs, puts down the plate, and nods.

"Let's wind this !@#$ up, okay?" he says, his voice suddenly very different: "I don't think we're getting anything, today."

"What?" she asks, suddenly aware that something very weird is going on. Her perceptions are changing -- becoming sharper, and no longer dulled by pain and nausea.

She can feel something on the back of her head. It's like someone's scalped her, but then not. More like someone's taking off a hat from her head.

The second it's free, she sees she's in the darkened circular room, again. She's still trapped in the chair. But while she can smell urine, !@#$, and vomit, there's no blood in the air.

She looks over at Mark, and sees he's whole, again. Naked and messy, of course -- he may have !@#$ himself, in fact. But he's not in pieces, anymore.

"Oh, thank God," she mumbles, weak and unsure if she's hallucinating, or if they've both just died.

"Shut the !@#$ up," the person who took the bulky helmet off her head says, putting it down on a table in front of her in clear disgust: "Do you have any idea how much taxpayer money you've wasted, today?"

She looks up at the young man in front of her. He's wearing a crimson suit with a black tie, red rubber gloves that go up to his elbows, and a mask that vaguely echoes what El Inquisidor Escarlata was wearing.

"Oh God," she mutters, suddenly knowing what's been going on here.

"Martha, you're alive," Mark cries, sobbing in relief: "Oh honey... he took you apart. He made me watch while he.... while he took you apart..."

"An illusion," the young man in red says, waving his hands in front of Mark's face: "A !@#$ing magic show. With these helmets, I can torture you all I like, and get you spill your guts while you think I'm twisting yours around."

"And then... we forget all about it..." Martha says, suddenly afraid of how long this has been going on: "I remember now."

"Well, good for you, puta," the man says, slapping her across the face. The real pain stings and smarts, but she's too wiped out to do more than take it.

"You leave her alone..." Mark says, straining against his bonds: "I'll..."

"You'll what, pendejo? !@#$ yourself,  again?"

"I'll-"

"God, you're pathetic," the red-clad man hisses, reaching between Mark's legs to grab a handful of the stuff in question, and then splatter it across Mark's face: "I should make you eat this."

"That won't help," someone else says, out in the darkness of the room. An older man, with wavy, white hair, dressed in a green, spangly uniform with a thin, silver headband just above his eyebrows: "Let them go back to their cells. We'll try again tomorrow."

"I know you," Martha says, looking at the man: "Mr. Mental, right? The Bright Bowman... he used to put you behind bars... twice a year..."

"Not anymore," the man smiles, gesturing to two guards, who release Mark and Martha from their bonds and take them away.

"Hose them down," the young man orders as they're hoisted out: "Toss them in their cells with no blankets. Keep it cold in there. And no food! I want them on the brink of collapse, tomorrow."

"That won't help, either," Mr. Mental says: "They're still holding onto something, but making them fall apart before you get them in the VR rigs won't help."

"And how would you know?" the younger man snorts, pulling off his gloves and tossing them into a trashcan: "My father spent years developing this technology, after his body failed him. If there's anything for them to tell, they'll tell it."

"I can sense it's there," Mr. Mental -- aka The Commander -- lies: "They just need a little more time. I'm sure of it."

"And then you'll just pluck it out, huh?" the kid says: "This sucks. They told me you could read minds. Why can't you just find it?"

"It's not that simple," the ersatz older villain sighs: "The human mind is-"

"Whatever," the younger Inquisidor mutters, stomping out of the room: "But just so you know? If we don't get it by tomorrow, I'm putting the helmet on you."

"Yeah, you keep dreaming, junior," the Commander whispers, carefully using a concealed signalling device to send a coded message back to their headquarters...

* * *

...  which is a whirlwind of motion, now that they finally have a plan to wrap themselves around.

A suitable WMD has been located, thanks to some sleuthing. An unstable nuclear device, buried somewhere in Siberia by the late Soviet Union, and long since forgotten. One good sneeze might set it off, if they're lucky.

And if not, well, having one of their suborned teleporters pick it up from its current location, and drop it onto Barcelona? Well, that should about do it. 

The Pusher's a busy man, right now. He's checking in with each and every operative they have, just to make sure tomorrow goes according to plan. When they go live with their demands, after Barcelona turns to ash and fire, everyone's going to need to be on the ball. 

He's a bit miffed that The Emperor of Pain decided to sleep in, today, of all days. But then, given how old and cranky the elderly villain is, he'd most likely be of limited help. He'd probably just get in a silly argument with the Lord of Spiders, or else grump in the corner and muse about days long since gone by.

And these are all brand new days, ahead. 

The Sound nods and smiles at him, raising a thumb up. The Pusher acknowledges, going back to looking at the big board, and looking forward to seeing it all lit up with obedience and fealty.

And fear. 

"Barcelona Delenda Est," he mutters, patting the sleeping head of METALMAID for good luck as the plan comes together at last...

* * *

... Henri thinks he has it, but he's not sure he wants to look. 

It came to him a moment ago, after searching though all of Josie's information. All the dates and pictures. All the pieces of a life lived in full.

All of which seem too neat to his jaded eyes. Too normal. 

And then, just as he was about to put in a call to Paris, he heard something on the CD he'd been listening to. Just a little thing, but it got him wondering. 

"Gonna shine up the battle apple / we'll shake 'em all up tonight..."

Wasn't there a Project: Battle Apple? Something need-to-know?

And wasn't the song that line came from called Josie?

The horrible chill is back, but he ignores it. Instead he uses his new, improved permissions to look into Project: Battle Apple. 

And as the information goes across his screen, and the photographs pop up, he feels a horrible pressure around his neck. He can't breathe, seeing what he's seeing. 


And then he realizes he really can't breathe. There's a hand around his neck. 

A very large and powerful one, like the one on his shoulder, holding him down... 

It takes Henri just under a minute to stop hitting his assailant, not that he can really get much leverage from the chair. Trying to stab her with plastic pens and assorted office things doesn't work either. His assassin can take it.

He should know -- he gave her all he could, last night, and she was still good for it. 

As he turns blue and goes still, Josie finally deigns to snap his neck. The sound is crisp and wet, and extremely satisfying.

She could have done it at any time. She just wanted to make the wormy little scumbag suffer. 

After that, she thinks of how best to dispose of the wretch. Maybe she'll just toss him in his luggage with his !@#$ty CDs and mostly-unused sex toys. Then she can just zip it up and place it in the secret room she just snuck out of -- alerted by his clumsy perusal of her files.

Just one more hidden body, there with all the long-lost things and unsolved mysteries...

* * *

 ... not exactly the fate Foudre Blanc had in mind for himself, when he took on the mantle of Paris' white knight. 

He'd come down here, to the Maker's cavern to collect the device the old man had been working on all this time. He said it would be ready at this time, today -- late into the night -- and never ever gave a false promise. So he'd come on down, bearing both beignets and coffee, expecting to be able to go back up to the world with the final piece of their plan to neutralize the Nthernaut, just in case he was going to aid SPYGOD.

The door opened, as usual. The way was laid down for him. But no sooner did he get within shouting distance of the old man's raised platform than the door slammed shut, right behind him.

And, with a terrible whining noise -- and the feel of being too close to power line -- Foudre Blanc realized he'd walked into a terrible trap. 

The ceiling had caved in. All those years of hidden history and impossible inventions tumbled down from their places.

And Foudre Blanc could do little more than try to run, as he could not connect with any electrical outlets. 

He supposes he was supposed to die, then and there. Somehow the rocks slammed down around his head, rather than on it, giving him enough air to breathe.

But the rocks weren't as kind to everything below his ribcage. 

If he doesn't move, he can't feel how badly he's been crushed, down there. If he breathes as shallowly as possible, it doesn't hurt as much. He supposes he'd bleed to death if someone tried to rescue him, now, or watch all his organs slough out of his chest just before he died. 

But he can't keep this up, and he knows this. He knows he is going to die, here and now, all alone in this collapsed cave of wonders. 

He isn't sure how he feels about dying, though. 

He often thought that, one day, when he was old and barely able to hold his own in a fight, Paris would !@#$ out some super-Beur to challenge him. Maybe they'd have a great fight in the city's center. And maybe, as he lay beaten and dying at the hands of such a grotesque and powerful negro, the city would lay down its weakness and diffidence, and at last take up arms against the merde that had invaded their white nation.

It would be, in the words of one comic book he always loved, a good death.

But now? Now that the great plan was revealed to him, and he realized his inability to fulfill his love's dying wish? Well, that had just taken all the wind from his sails. He had become a ghost in high-tech armor, going from day to day with no real conviction or joy, hoping that maybe his brown nemesis would emerge earlier than expected, and give him that hero's demise before some great space monster robbed him of that victory. 

Maybe he'd die a martyr, after all. 

But dying down here, like this? How sad. How useless. 

How disappointing. 

He opens his eyes, just then. He was unaware that they'd been closed. He breathes in harder than he should, and that hurts. Makes him cough, which hurts worse. 

Close now? Yes. Close. Soon he will be dead. 

Soon he will see her, again. His beloved. Sabine. 

He closes his eyes purposely now. Hopefully she will come, soon. Come and tell him it's alright. That he did the best he could to make them pay for what they did to her. 

That he did what he could for as long as he could, and would have done it for even longer. If only. 

If. 

There's silence, then. A blackness. Then light. 

When he reopens his eyes, he's still where he was. He's still trapped under rocks and unable to move, but somehow the rocks over his head are gone..

The cavern is open sky, now. Red, cloudy, and unhealthy. Weakly lit by a far-off sun, setting.

Around him, nothing. A hazy horizon that stretches forever. 

He is naked. He is also whole for the first time in years. No longer burned or scarred. 

"hello!" he shouts as best he can, though it comes out a whisper: "help me! Please..."

Noises are muted, here. But over time he can hear something. A weird humming, constant and deep. 

It gets louder. He becomes aware that something is coming for him. 

Someone. Three of them, in fact -- their approach heralded by a loose cloud of glowing dragonflies.

One of them is a tall man in a dark cloak and long hat, striding as though he should have a staff, but does not. His beard is long and unkempt, and he looks as though he's quite uneasy. 

The second is a large, Asian man in a white suit. He wears small, round sunglasses and walks with the utmost of ease, as if all this is normal to him.

The third is a short, large woman in a long, purple cloak, carrying a staff that's a foot taller than she is. She's got long, curly red hair and a weird smile -- one that collapses the moment they all see Foudre Blanc, lying there. 

"Here," the woman says, pointing at the broken soul in their path: "He'll do."

"What do you mean, Tombo?" the man in the hat asks. "What are we doing here?

"This path requires sacrifice, Eben," Chinmoku says, gesturing at the broken man at their feet: "I believe we have found a worthy one to carry us through...?"

"Oh yes, we have," the redhead says, staring at Foudre as though he were some nasty thing she'd found under her shoe: "This piece of !@#$ has it coming. We'll use him."

"Help me, please," Foudre whispers: "I'm... I don't know where I am..."

"You are dead," Chinmoku says: "This is the way to the afterlife. Apparently, something is holding you back."

"Gee, I wonder what," the redhead sneers, spitting on her hands. They begin to glow. 

"This is grotesque," the one they called Eben sighs, putting a hand up to his face: "Look, I know this man. He's a hero-"

"Bull!@#$!" Tombo shouts: "This man's a racist piece of trash. A killer and a thief."

"That... that can't be right-"

"Can't it? I've helped at least a half a dozen kids who died because of what he's done. Don't you dare call him a hero, Doctor. Even for you, that's a stretch."

The bearded man sighs, shakes his head, and turns around so he doesn't have to watch this. Chinmoku just kind of smiles. And the redhead leans over to reach down, and then puts her hands right through Foudre's chest -- taking hold of whatever he's made of here, and then twisting it around itself like yarn.

"And just so you know?" she says, looking him right in the eyes as she painfully crochets him into something much more portable: "Sabine won't speak to you, now. She's disgusted with you."

"But I did... what she asked..."

"No, Bruno. You didn't," Tombo insists: "She didn't say 'destroy them all.' She said 'forgive them all.'  You just heard what you wanted to, same as always."

He would cry, if he could. But as she's been talking, she's been winding. And before long he's just a ball of soulstring -- weakly moaning in her pocket as she leaves.

And then there's just the sound of ghostly dragonflies, humming...

* * *

... the Lord's Prayer as she tries to sleep. But after a few bars she knows it's not going to work.

Martha looks at the ceiling of her cell and smiles. She hears Mark, nearby, coughing, and waves a hand at her invisible love: "Hey."

"Hey," he replies, weakly: "How are you?"

"I feel like !@#$," she laughs: "You?"

"At least I'm not covered in it, anymore."

They both laugh at that.

"They let you keep your bed?" she asks.

"No. You?"

"No," she says, patting the floor she's laying on: "No blankets. No food."

"Hardcore guy, this... who?"

"El Inquisador Escarlata," she says, her dry mouth making a hash of the pronunciation.: "My dad worked with his dad, once. Real nasty guy."

"I think you told me that?" Mark asks: "Hard to be sure."

"I think we're hallucinating the same thing at first, then they switch it," she says: "So he makes me think he's torturing you while he makes you think he's torturing me."

"I'm sorry," Mark says: "I think I told him everything... everything I knew."

"So did I," Martha says: "I'd have told him anything I knew if he'd stop hurting you."

"I'm sorry," Mark cries: "I tried to be stonger. I did. I just couldn't..."

"Mark, don't cry," she says, putting a hand out to him, or where she thinks he is: "Save your strength."

"For what? More of this?"

"For us," Martha says: "For these times when we're not in that room. For you and me, talking."

"I love you," Mark says.

"I love you, too," Martha says: "We'll get out of here, one way or another. They can't deny us Heaven, right?"

"Will I go there?" Mark asks: "I don't know.... not anymore."

"God knows, but I have faith," Martha smiles: "Pray with me, Mark. Pray as loud and as true as you can. Mean every word. Imagine they're steel, building your soul from the ground up. And then you just know Jesus is with you, and will never desert you. Okay?"

"Okay," Mark says. 

"'Our Father, who art in Heaven,'" they both begin to say, but Martha suddenly stops praying as something grabs hold of her ankles and drags her into the darkness.

"Shhhh!" Night Phantom says, quickly pulling Mark down along with them: "Don't shout too loud. I think they've got something patrolling in here. That's what Myron said, anyway."

"You're a sight for sore eyes," Mark says, suddenly trying to cover his nakedness, and hardly noticing the strangeness of their new surroundings. 

"So are you," the floating body says, taking them both by the hands and leading them through the black underworld he calls home: "Now just be quiet. Trust me. I know where we need to go..."

How long do they travel? Is it hours or days? Martha isn't sure, after a time, but soon they come up for air, as it were.

A place made of metal. Grilled floors and armor plate walls. Numbers and arrows. 

Night Phantom gets them a pair of bathrobes and slippers. They're so warm and comfortable they almost cry, and he just smiles in his own, weird way, and floats them down to where they need to go. 

On the way they pass strange objects. Open glass and steel tanks, large enough to hold a human being, two of which still do. Wires and tubes all going in and out of them and the walls. 

(More arrows and directions, hard to read. Rusty.)

They're halfway down the next hall before they realize they knew those people. Wasn't that Red Wrecker and Yanabah, sleeping in VR bodysuits? 

And when they get into the room that hallway leads to, there's more surprises awaiting. 

There's the rest of Team Alpha, sitting at a table. Most of them are in bathrobes and slippers, some have put on civilian clothes. A definitely not-dead Blastman beams at them and waves. Shining Guardsman shows off his new, improved suit to Rakim, who's endlessly fascinated by its intricacies. 

New Man stands with Myron, conferring over something with a hologram of a man who looks rather mechanical. For a moment Martha thinks it's that Machinehead villain, but this person seems so much nicer, somehow. 

(No sign of Gosheven. Somehow that's not surprising.)

Past them all are large screens, all being tended to by large, short-haired women and equally large, bald black men. Martha gasps when she realizes the men all look like the late Colonel Richter. Mark realizes that, if the women had pink hair and tattoos, they'd all look like Josie. 

On those screens? Everyone. Mr. USA, reporting in from the White House. Jess Friend from somewhere. Antonia Crisp, out of her suit, live in Neo York City. Ben Franklin from the White House. The Sound from somewhere else. 

There's a white noise, and a pair of figures appear. One of them's Red Queen, holding a weird, long gun that seems to be breathing. The other is that weird French fellow with the bad cigarettes. The one who was supposed to be dead.


"What's going on?" Mark says, clearly astounded. 

"Ever get the feeling someone's been conned?" Director Straffer asks, walking towards them with his hands outstretched and a huge smile. 

"What's happening?" Martha asks, holding up a hand: "I didn't... I don't remember any of this."

"This might help," Straffer says, picking a comic book off a nearby table and handing it over to her. The Invisibles issue 12: Best Man Fall.

"It's only a game, Martha," Myron says from where he is: "Try to remember."

And suddenly, she does...

* * *

... remember who she truly is, at long last.

Venus. She's just passed Venus. A cloud of warships flew past her as she tumbles towards the Sun. They looked like crabs bred with rockets, one and all.

Her body is broken. She should not be alive. She has holes where there were none before, burned and painful. 

She has rage. Rage at the thing that did this to her. Rage at the Other who let it happen.

Rage aplenty, and so many targets for that rage.

So much retribution to lay upon them...

"Nemesis," the woman formerly known as Ciel Rouge spits out into the void.

Her body warps and shapes itself anew. 

Her red cloak burns like fire.

Her wounds heal, but the pain does not go away. 

And then, slowly turning herself around, she follows the Venusans back the way she'd come, heading for Earth.

And the retribution her name promises. 

* * *

Coincidence and patience
will mend this fatal flaw
Though it may seem a long wait
others have been here before

(SPYGOD is listening to Before (Pet Shop Boys, extended) and having a Founders Nemesis)

Monday, May 4, 2015

1/18/13 - Seven Days of the Con Job - Pt. 7.0

"This is What You Were Waiting For..."
Henri, Josie
(Art by Dean Stahl)
* * *

There's the Story of a Man Who Loved Too Much
He Ended Up Inside a Prison Cell
You've Got To Want To Give To Get It
Or You Could Land Up In the Same Suspicious Hell

* * *

 "... news coming in from the city of Korhogo, in the Cote d'Ivoire. Residents are saying that, since last night, their town has been invaded by what appears to be the spirits of the dead. 

"They're described as human-looking, for the most part, glowing and translucent, and looking like they did when they were dead. Many of them are of local people, but a number are of strange individuals, many of whom appear to be wearing prison uniforms.

"No one's been hurt by these phantoms, so far, but more than a few people have suffered heart attacks and shock upon seeing them. 

"The Terre Unifee says that they are aware of the situation, and are sending Le Compagnie to deal with the situation..."

* * *

"Are you hearing this, then?" the white-armored Russian hero snorts, waving his hand at the television he brought into SPYGOD's front room, just to have something to watch, other than his apparently-broken prisoner: "I should be there, with my comrades. Instead I am here, with you."

SPYGOD doesn't even answer that. He's curled up on the couch, across from Bely Rytsar, listening to the same song over and over and over again on his headphones and crying. It's just loud enough that his jailer -- able to stay up and alert for weeks at a time, thanks to his armor -- can make out the tune, but not enough to hear the lyrics. 

But it's gotten very !@#$ing annoying. 

Sadly, Bely's not allowed to touch the prisoner. He isn't even supposed to yell at him, under the circumstances. Everything must be done above board. 

So if this pidaras wants to sit there, listen to that song, drink American beer, and cry? He gets to do exactly that. 

Still.

"You truly are a suka," the man mutters, disgusted: "I expected much better from you. You, the man who saved this world, and then betrayed it. One betrayal and you are done?"

His prisoner whimpers something. 

"What was that, little man? I did not hear you."

"I !@#$ing loved him,"  SPYGOD whispers, his voice like crushed glass: "I was going to !@#$ing marry him. I told him all that. And he just sold me out for a better job."

"Bah," the Russian says, waving it off: "This is what we are calling Monday morning in Moscow. Everyone sells one another out. No love is true. You called yourself the god of spies? Surely you must have known this?"

SPYGOD says something, but it trails off into incoherency. But the Russian doesn't care to have him repeat it, because he doesn't really want to hear it. He instead goes back to watching ghosts stumble around an African town -- maybe just a little less dazed and confused than his prisoner. 

He really wishes he could just hit him. That would make all this go a lot better. So maybe when he's done, and they come to put him on trial, he'll see if he can get in one good, solid punch to the promezhnost when the cameras aren't on. 

You can get away with murder when no one's watching. In Moscow, they call that "Tuesday."

* * *

Mark Clutch can't stop screaming. It's not for him. It's for her.

When he was young, and liked to make model kits, his father gave him an ingenious, little plastic contraption. It laid flat on a table, and had little grooves and slots that one could put alligator clips into. The idea was that you used it to hold a model kit's pieces in place while the glue was drying, so you didn't have to sit still for minutes -- or even hours -- to keep the parts from setting the wrong way.

He can't help but think of it, now that he's watching El Inquisidor Escarlata use a similar device to hold Martha's right hand down as he takes it apart.

There's almost nothing left of it. He's separated flesh from muscle, veins from arteries. All that's there are gnarled nerves and raw, wet bones, held together with plastic clips. 

(No blood no blood how can there be no blood?)

She stopped screaming a long time ago, maybe around the time he completely peeled her thumb. Now she just moans, as if she's coming out of a fever, and then slides mercifully under again. 

But Mark can still scream, and he does. Thinking of all the times he saw that hand in action. The way he held it when they talked. The way he kissed it, that one time, when they almost might have done more than just be coy.

Strings of meaty muscle, splayed out on wires. A deflated balloon of flesh about the wrist. Delicate webs of blood vessels, twisted and still. 

And bones, which the scarlet-clad interrogator uses an extremely-sharp knife to prize away from the tendons, one millimeter at a time.

"You know something, Mr. Clutch," the man says as he further disassembles Martha: "You do not know what it is, but you do know it."

"I don't! I don't!" the man screams, his mind a broken thing: "If I did I'd tell you! I swear! I don't know!"

"Then you must tell me more. Tell me everything."

"Please, Jesus! I swear I don't know any more than I've already told you!"

"Then I fear we'll be moving along, up the arm," El Inquisidor Escarlata sighs, tapping the wrist with a free finger: "Radius from ulna, stripped and clean. Then her humerus. Then her clavicle. And if I have to go that far, well..."

He taps the front of her chest: "I can take her organs out, one by one, and keep them connected. I can keep her alive indefinitely, though she is just pieces on a bed. And she will feel everything, Mr. Clutch. 

"And she will know your silence is what caused her that pain."

Mark just screams and babbles out everything he can think of, large or small. None of it is worth a !@#$, he knows. None of it will save the woman he loves. 

But it's all he can do, especially when their interrogator begins to unwind Martha even further...

* * *

"All of that for love?" Director Brilliand asks, seemingly astounded by what he's hearing.

Faraj al-Ǧazāʼir nods at the hologram in the corner of his office, sipping his tea from a plastic ball as he looks down into it: "I know, Director. It seems an insane thing. But you will admit that love has driven many a person to insane actions."

"I don't understand," the wasp-faced director says, shaking his head: "He did know that the damage to this robot-"

"Android, sir," the warrior gently corrects his superior, smiling a little: "But yes, he did know the damage was extensive. He did know it might be a long time before she was close to being herself, again. He even knew that she might never be what and who she once was, and that he'd just have to understand that.

"But tell me truly, Director. When it comes to affairs of the heart, are any of us willing to hear the word 'no,' or 'wait'?"

The Director considers this, and then nods: "Still, the carnage is extensive. So many of our orbital defenders dead or broken. So much damage done."

"Yes," Faraj says, nodding: "A sad thing. It's fortunate we moved it further away from its previous position, or else we wouldn't have had much warning, and no time to prepare."

"A good bit of foresight on your part, Faraj, yes."

"Simple precaution, Director. We have discovered so much more than we'd anticipated, but that also opens up many more dangers. I don't want a weapons test to atomize a continent."

"Have you had any luck with them?"

"Not as yet. If we had, we'd have used them yesterday, surely?"

"Ah, yes," the Director says: "Well, it's a good thing you have Hanami, then? I must say you are in very good hands with her aboard."

"Oh, very good indeed," the man says, smiling oddly at that. 

"And the launch date?"

"Soon, I should think," Faraj says, looking askance: "We've made incredible progress the last week or so."

"It must be soon, Faraj," the Director says, leaning in closer to the camera on his end: "I'm having a hard time justifying any delays at this point."

"Director, just less than two weeks ago we had a machine but no idea how it worked. Now we know that not only can we use it as propulsion and shielding, it can also become a weapon. But if we are to take it into battle, we must understand it completely, and well, or else it will be our undoing. Surely you understand this?"

"I do, yes, but-"

"Then you'll just have to tell the people you're dealing with that we only get one shot at this, so it must be done right. It's not enough to simply launch it and pray."

"Isn't that what we were going to do before?"

"Perhaps," Faraj smiles: "But things have changed. Now we have a real opportunity to meet the enemy with a real weapon. We would be fools to ignore it simply to blast off as soon as possible."

"There are those who think experiments can wait until Mars."

"I would rather not experiment over their heads, Director," Faraj says, showing some steel in his eyes: "They are being most gracious in allowing us to make our stand, there, and to allow the Venusians to join us. This is a delicate matter, one that your time dealing with franc-pinching bureaucrats and the European press hasn't quite prepared you for. If you don't mind my being frank?"

"I don't," the Director says, clearing minding: "But I worry if so much power at your fingers hasn't made you forget who's in charge?"

"Have no fear, Director," Faraj says, nodding: "This ship is yours, as is the mission and the glory. But I will do whatever I have to do in order to bring the best fighting force to bear. And that means being a warrior, a leader, a scientist, and a diplomat.

"And if you'll excuse me? I do have some science to perform."

"Very well," the Director says: "But soon, Faraj. Soon."

The moment he turns off the hologram from his end, Faraj stretches out and leans back, the better to watch Hanami going down on him. 
"Are you in good hands, Faraj?" she asks, smiling up at him.

"Oh, I think I am," the man smiles, reaching down to take her hair in his hand: "I'm sorry if I seemed less responsive. It's not every day I have to speak civilly with a man who'd planned to kill me."

"Not that he wasn't going to !@#$in' kill all of us," Dr. Fuller grouses from the window, where he and Brightstarsurfergirl are wrapped around one another, floating in post-coupling passion: "Good thing those kids found out what was !@#$in' going on, ey?"

"Yes," Faraj says, sadly, thinking of the cost: "But the truth costs us, habibi. It is never a gentle thing. And when it wants to be spoken, there will be no taking it back."

At which point he allows himself to do what he's been aching to do since that !@#$-smear of a coward called in the middle of their "executive meeting," much to Hanami's delight. 

* * *

"Oh my," Henri says, leaning back on the extremely-messy bed and staring at the ceiling, his eyes wide and unfocussed. 

"Oh my?" Josie says, lifting her very large self up and towering over him.

"Oh my..." the wormy little man repeats, seemingly lost in space without his glasses. 

"... God?"

"I do not believe in God," he states simply: "But I will pray to you all night if that's what comes of confession."

Josie giggles and smacks his chest, which makes him wince a little. But he's too tired -- too enraptured -- to feel any pain. 

He knew this was probably going to happen. He's known it since they started their trans-Atlantic collaborations. He'd been assured of it since he'd made plans to come here. And after yesterday, it seemed as sure as the Sun rising. 

But still, the moment it all came true? Magical -- pure and simple magic. 

On the screen, some British actor is running down a beach, trying to get away from a weaponized weather balloon. They've been watching that entire series all night long, episode after episode. To be frank, he hated it from the start, but it made her relaxed. More open to possibilities. 

More eager to see all the interesting things he'd brought with him from France...

Hours later, he was broken, exhausted, and happier than he'd ever been in his life. And to think, this was but the first night of so many!

"I'm going to get you some water," Josie says: "I don't want you getting dehydrated."

"Of course," he breathes, still lost to things. But no so lost that he can't enjoy looking at her big, muscular !@#$ -- upside down, no less - as she leaves the bedroom for its adjoining bathroom. 

As she does, he notices something he didn't see before as they were ripping each other's clothes off. A small, round mark, just above the crease of her buttocks. Something of a third dimple, sitting there. Almost like an "outie" navel, somehow. 

And as he looks at it, he wonders where he's seen something like that before...

The british actor says something that seems important. He doesn't notice it for the chilly feeling he's getting.

* * *

The man shakes off the cold and enters the Spanish post office, taking one last, careful look in the window in the front door to make sure he wasn't being followed.

Satisfied, he crosses the nearly-deserted floor -- almost closing time on a Friday -- and, as he's done a half a dozen times, goes to his post box and opens it up.

This time there's actually something in it.

He hitches a breath, and then exhales slowly. He looks at the small, plain envelope -- festooned with stamps and stickers indicating it should get here as fast as inhumanly possible.  And as soon as he's sure it's not a threat he takes it, slips it into his coat pocket, and goes back out into the cool air of Irun.

It rattles and thumps, whatever it is. He's sure it's not a bomb. It could be a tracker, though. If so he should wander a bit before opening it, just to be able to give anyone the slip.

At some point, he decides he's gone far enough. He stops by a park overlooking the Rio Bidasoa and, sitting on a bench, opens it up.

Inside is a note, wrapped around a something wrapped in bubble wrap. He doesn't have to look at it too hard to realize it's a fairly sophisticated CPU -- the kind that would have been used as the memory and mind of a certain kind of robot.

The kind he's been intimately familiar with for some time, now.

The note's a simple scrawl: This is her. They have her head. They think the CPU is in it. 

I was ordered to destroy it, but !@#$ that !@#$, man. I know how you feel. 

So you look after her, and stay low 'til we're in the clear. 

And if you do put her back together? Leave me the !@#$ out of it if it goes bad. 

The Violet Demon smirks and nods: "Thanks, man."

And then he balls up the paper and tosses it into the river, walking away with METALMAID in his pocket, wondering how he does feel about the psychotic Slaughterbot his life has revolved around for far too long, now.

Maybe he loves her. Maybe he's using her. Maybe he's somewhere between the two.

But he knows he better figure it out, and quick. Time is not on his side, now.

And if he screws this up, well, the consequences could be really !@#$ messy.

* * *

Martha Samuels can't stop screaming. It's not for her. It's for Mark.

When she was young -- still just the Talon to her father's Owl -- they ran into a dangerous sex offender. He called himself The Glove Man, which showed a real lack of creativity on his part. But what he lacked in that regard, he made up for in the imaginative ways he used his razor-sharp namesake on young men in the Chicago suburbs.

One time, they'd just missed him. He'd been there not more than ten minutes before they'd arrived, and before he'd gone he'd mutilated no less than four young men -- all of them flayed and vivisected, each one just a little different from the others.

As she stood there, trying not to cry as the four wounded boys gasped in pain, she couldn't help but think that what their tormentor had left behind looked like prehistoric ferns in a movie, all twitching and curling in the ancient wind. 

And as hard as she tries, she can't help but think of those bloody flesh-ferns as the scarlet-robed interrogator uses that knife-glove thing to dig deep into Mark's groin.

"You know something, Ms. Samuels," the man says as he slides his pinky-knife into Mark's perineum, angling up to miss the bone: "You do not know what it is, but you do know it."

"I don't!" she yells as Mark screams anew, finding some new reservoir of air at this latest degradation: "I can't tell you what I don't know! How can I tell you what I don't know?!?!"

"Then you must tell me more. Tell me everything."

"I've already told you everything! I don't know any more! I swear to God, please, just leave him alone!"

"Then I fear we'll be doing permanent damage, here," El Inquisador Escarlata says, pulling the knife in and out: "Maybe I'll leave him with no bowels. Would you love him if he had to defecate into a bag, Ms. Samuels? They smell. They burst. And they look quite unsightly."

"Please, leave him alone," she begs: "Work on me, okay? You do it to me. You leave him alone!"

"Oh no," the man says, smiling and regarding her: "There is no place for that, here. You cannot ask me to give his pain to you, any more than he can take yours when your time comes. All you can do is watch him be taken apart, slice by slice, inch by painful inch. 

"And he will know your silence is what caused him that pain."

Martha screams, again. She prays to God to get them out of here. To make this stop she'll do anything. Anything. 

But if God is listening, he doesn't make a sound.

* * *

"So, here's the thing," the badly-mustached man explains to the Emperor of Pain, gesturing wildly as he talks a mile a minute in the otherwise-deserted dining area: "This guy, he's got every !@#$ reason to hate this person, right? He !@#$ing killed his girlfriend, burned half his face, and has been causing this huge rain of !@#$ all over town, right?"

"Right," the older man sighs, wondering where The Sound is going with this.

"But then, after he gives him this total bull!@#$ line about how he doesn't ever plan anything out-"

"Why is it bull!@#$?"

"Are you kidding me, old man?" The Sound laughs: "Half the movie is this guy's plans unfolding. He's got one plan nestled inside another, like those... um... what the !@#$ are those dolls where there's the one inside the other?"

"Matryoshka?" the Emperor says, his annoyance becoming palpable.

"Yeah! Those things. So it's all one big !@#$ing plan. And then he explains that he did this to upset the system that this man was a part of, just to show him how !@#$ wrong he was. He's completely !@#$ing invalidated his whole !@#$ life in less than a day, right?

"And then, get this, he !@#$ing gives this man a gun, knowing he'll give him a 50/50 chance of survival, and gambles it all on the guy going his way. He got this man to go over to his side of things, even though he did all that crazy bad !@#$ to him."

"And that's why you love that movie?"

"Yes! Because the Joker totally turned Two-Face, and he spent the whole !@#$ing movie setting it up! Brilliant!"

"So you say," the old supervillain says, narrowing his eyes: "A curious turn of phrase, Sound."

"Oh?" the man says, brushing his 'stache with a finger: "What do you mean?"

"Well... I've always considered henchmen to be disposable," the man says, leaning into the table: "And as for alliances with others? Well, they're never to be entered into lightly, but then never to be depended upon, either. I'm sure you've noticed that our fraternity is quite a mess?"

"Well, yeah," The Sound says, not sure where this is going.

"So I've learned to trust my instincts, over the years. If someone doesn't sound right, I get rid of them. If something doesn't feel right? I leave. No apologies, no regrets. I either kill or climb into my car, sometimes both.

"And if I'm wrong? Well, it's not like I'm going too lose any sleep over it, am I?"

"No, I guess not," the younger villain says, grinning: "Reminds me of this !@#$er I knew-"

"Tell me, Sound. You've heard the story about the infamous meeting at Doctor Morbo's castle, yes?" the Emperor of Pain says, leaning back a bit and twiddling his fingers: "The one where all us big time villains came together to try and work out a mutual arrangement. A team-up, if you will?"

"I heard it went right down the !@#$ing toilet."

"Yes, it did. And the reason why isn't something we like to talk about. But... would you like to know what happened? Who really threw the first punch?"

"Uh, !@#$ yeah," the Sound says, scooting his chair into the table: "Lay it on me, old man."

"Well, it was the funniest thing," the Emperor says, ignoring the younger villain's attempt at flippancy: "There I was, in this room. And I was there with Doctor Morbo, our host, and the Lord of Spiders, whom you know. Duke Bloodmoon had come down from his rival castle, Steel Corsair from his zeppelin. The Steamqueen, herself, was there, which was no little thing. And The Human Scream and Mister Foulness, neither of whom was ever pleasant company. And all our chief henchmen and seconds in command. Everyone, really.

"And then someone, I won't say who, said the most curious thing. It was a phrase. A throwaway line, really. 

"But something about how that person said it? The way it left their lips? It made me think that this person was hiding something. 

"And maybe it was nothing, just some little thing. Maybe wanting to get the others to do in their old rival once the plan really got off the ground. Like I said, you know how we all are.

"But as the conversation went on, and we began to hammer out what hoped to achieve, and desired to do, the more I listened to what this person had to say, and couldn't help but think that everything they said was wrapped around whatever they were hiding. That they were steering the conversation this way, or that, in accordance with that secret.

"And do you know, Sound? I got the feeling that maybe, just maybe, this person wasn't here to do our kind of work. Maybe this person was here to do someone else's work."

"You mean a plant?" the Sound says, aghast.

"Yes, Sound," the Emperor says: "A plant."

"Holy !@#$."

"Indeed," the old man says, nodding: "Now, I had no proof. Mindreading was never my forte, you understand. But I did understand that the longer we sat there, with this possible traitor in out midst, the greater the chance someone might smash into our room. I'm sure I need not elaborate."

"Well, no. So what did you do?"

"Oh, I hurt the Human Scream," the Emperor of Pain smiles: "Just a short, sharp twinge in the solar plexus. But angled in such a way that he thought the person I suspected had done one of their trademark tricks. 

"And once he got up to remonstrate with that person? Well..." the Emperor waves a hand: "Things were said, fists were thrown, henchmen and seconds sacrificed. A villain or two destroyed, or maimed. And I alone escaped unscathed to tell the tale... well, I and Morbo, the Lord of Spiders, and Steamqueen, at any rate."

"Wow," the Sound says, nodding: "So what brought that up?"

"You did," the Emperor says, pointing a finger at the man's head, which instantly feels as though he's had the mother of all brain freezes: "'Turned,' you said? Do you know who uses that kind of terminology, Sound? Someone who's been turned, or else spends too much time doing the biding of someone who turns others.


"Agh, no!" the Sound tries to say, holding his hands to his temples to keep his brains from exploding: "I swear, no-"

"Swear all you like, little man," the old fellow says, standing up and increasing the pain levels: "I don't like you. The Pusher doesn't care about you. No one will mourn or miss you, except maybe the Angle. And he's not here, is he?"

The Sound grits his teeth, and then, suddenly, stops being in pain. 

The old man looks surprised, and then realizes he can't hurt a man if he's not solid. 

But before he can cry out or do anything, the Sound puts his intangible fist through the Emperor's chest, and then goes whole and full once more. 

The sound is disgusting -- especially when the Emperor coughs up blood -- but he dies before he can visit any more pain on his assassin. 

The Sound turns semi-solid, and lets the old man drop to the floor. Then he sighs, long and deep, and takes out a small communicator from just inside the neck of his costume. 

"Fury one, calling in," he mutters: "Fury one, calling Shadow Cabinet. Big !@#$ emergency. Over."

"This is Shadow Cabinet," a scrambled voice answers: "Receiving. Over."

"I just had to !@#$ing kill the Emperor of Pain," the Sound says: "He was onto me. No one saw. Please advise. Over."

There's just hissing for a moment, and the villain can imagine the man on the other end sighing, smacking himself in the head, and cursing his luck. 

"Can you hide the body? Over."

"I can, sure. Over."

"Then do so, and lay low. Operation Game Changer is on schedule. Repeat, Game Changer is on schedule."

"Copy that," the Sound says, and, quick as he can, bundles up the old man's lifeless body and sinks into the floor, planning to dump the Emperor somewhere in the ground, and then go back up to clean up the mess. 

And pray he can hold it together long enough for the !@#$ do go down. 

* * *

There's a spot in Neo York City very few people know about -- a completely-sealed room with no doors or windows, where only those who know of it can go.

It's a drop spot -- and occasional meeting place -- for those lucky few who can teleport, and only those who are known to SPYGOD are allowed to enter at all.

As such, it's not used a lot. It's kept meticulously clean, but no one is sure by whom.

And to speak of it to others is to be excluded from the fraternity, and perhaps a few other things as well.

Today, there have been two entrances, and two exits.

The first was this morning. A well-dressed, African man was teleported in by an African woman in jeans and a t-shirt (Kurt Lives, with a blue, demonic face below the lettering). They left a small, white box with a complicated lock on a table, and then left as quickly as they'd come.

The second was this afternoon. A woman in red leather, her features masked by a skull-bandana and a pair of large sunglasses, was teleported in by a man in a blue suit. He released her so she could take the box, and lit up a nasty, French cigarette as she examined it.

Then she walked back into his arms, and they vanished.

And the second they were gone, the room shimmered just a little, as someone odd stepped into it.

A middle-aged woman dressed like a 60's hippie stood there, looking around as she absentmindedly crocheted what might have been a very long hat. She looked over her granny glasses and took in the room, with gold in silver eyes. 

And then, after she saw everything that had happened, and would ever happen in this room, she looked up, as if she could see someone, and said one word: "Interesting!"

With that, she walked back into the wall, as if she was never ever there.

(SPYGOD is listening to Before (Pet Shop Boys) and having an Ananke)

Sunday, April 26, 2015

1/17/13 - Seven Days of the Con Job - Pt. 6.5

"Lo! Death Has Reared Himself a Throne."
Tempete Bleu (Aka Armilus)
(Art by Dean Stahl)
* * *

We should not be here, now, woman, the Other tells Ciel Rouge as she flits her way across Washington DC, never staying in one spot for longer than a few minutes. 

"I know," she says, looking up at the skies for any sign of the person she's come here to find: "This is ill-considered, dangerous, and not a good idea."

But you're going to do it anyway.

"Yes," the red-shrouded woman insists, teleporting not far from the Jefferson Memorial -- strangely deserted on this afternoon: "This conspiracy must be exposed, and now! This obscenity... the innocents imprisoned, the plan they have!"

A plan you could stop all by yourself, now that you know what you do.

"Yes. I've gotten all the information I needed. That part was easy. But now I need to go public with it, and now. And to do that I'll need more than simply my word."

You'll need the help of that lightning-throwing fellow who, up until a week or so ago, you didn't trust either. 

"I know," she sighs, looking up and around for any sign of him: "The truth makes for strange bedfellows." 

It also makes for uncomfortable revelations. 

"What do you mean?" 

I mean that, if you meet him? I cannot help you. 

Ciel Rouge blinks, and then shakes her head: "Why?" 

I cannot tell you. All I can say is that, if you choose to confide in him, instead of simply going it alone, you must walk alone for a time. 

"Of all the sullen, stupid, spiteful things..." the red woman mutters.

This is not about spite, woman. This is about your soul. This is about the mission you were placed on. 

"What do you think I'm doing?"

Hiding behind a man, apparently. 

"I need his help. Surely you can see that?"

Then you don't need ours.

"Wait," she says, but it's too late. Her Other has left her.

"Well fine," she declares: "If you want to pull this merde on me again, so be it. I am tired of your ridiculous attempts to teach me something without explanation. You just walk away! See if I need you."

It's a childish tirade, she knows. She feels incredibly stupid and small for having said it. But given how fickle her Other can be -- how smug and yet childish -- she doesn't feel the least bit sorry. It'll come back to her at some point, either when it thinks it's made its point, or else when it gets lonely again. 

Until then, she'll just have to handle this on her own. 

Ah, there. She sees Tempete Bleu, up ahead. He's floating over the White House for some reason. And the look on his face...

For a moment, she thinks maybe she shouldn't do this after all. Whenever she looks at him, there's always been that weird, visceral reaction in her gut -- the one that makes her wonder who's side he's really on.

But no. She'll need help in this. She'll need the word of France's greatest hero if she's to take on the knight of Paris, to say nothing of an entire agency of the Terre Unifee, and who knows how many National Facilitators.

He sees her. She knows this, as she can feel the uneasy reaction to his gaze. She can also tell that he's smiling, though she's not sure why. 

And as she teleports over to meet him, hopefully halfway, she can only hope it's as a friend, rather than anything else. 

* * *

"So what do I say?" New Man muses as he walks through the wintery streets of Old Deerfield, looking for an impossible building: "Just passing through? Mind if I come in? !@#$, anyone home?"

He has no idea. All he knows for sure is that he has a job to do -- one he's not sure he can do, now or ever.

But one he has to try, if only to save his son.

This sleepy, Massachusetts town is a living museum: an 18th century community, lovingly restored, and presented as a page out of the past. It's prosaic and calming, especially now that it's ankle-deep in fresh snow. And as he walks, he can almost imagine the years flipping back upon themselves, leaving him blissfully alone in another place, another time.

No wonder Doctor Power liked it so much -- he always seemed a man out of his era.

A long time ago, when he first appeared on the scene, the Doctor claimed he'd found a doorway to nowhere, here in this town. He'd gone in and done battle with the terrible things he'd found there, and then used his will to carve a sanctum out of the resulting void. And there, in the strange intersection of realms and forces, he'd used the occult secrets he'd learned at the feet of the Great Masters to perform wonders and miracles -- using his sorcery for the cause of right and justice.

Sadly, most of that had turned out to be bull!@#$.

As they learned later, Doctor Power had made deals with a number of devils and demons to get his powers. He'd been reckless and feckless, and left the bodies and friends and allies strewn behind him as he'd danced forward, ever-seeking a new patron who'd erase the sorcerous debts he owed so many others.

He was, in the words of one of those many broken friends, a gambling addict using the world as collateral while playing dice with the Gods. 

In the end, Doctor Power's bill finally caught up with him in a big way, and cost a truly innocent life. SPYGOD had taken matters into his own hands, and the magician never been seen since. Some say the devils had come to collect on their marker, others claimed he'd hidden himself away so deep even they couldn't find them.

And then there were those who insisted -- in spite of all sense -- that he was just biding his time before coming back, smug as always and better than ever.

New Man didn't know what to think. He'd known the man since the Liberty Patrol, and while he wasn't always the nicest guy, or the easiest to understand, he'd always seemed to be decent, under it all. The sort of person you could trust your life to with no compunctions or regrets.

Or maybe that was just his being naive. Maybe he'd been fooled like the others. Maybe even worse than the others.

Maybe he'd just narrowly missed being one of those many victims, left behind in the man's mad dash for occult power.

But no matter how Doctor Power had come across it, the door to nowhere was real. So was the sanctum behind it. And, if what Mr. USA had told him was correct, that was also the location of the COMPANY's secret Third Base.

It made perfect sense in a way. SPYGOD made his home in a decommissioned supervillain weapon, and floated above the clouds in a mobile base of operations with enough firepower to crack open the Earth. He'd had a seven-sided stronghold built in DC just to thumb his nose at the Pentagon, and took his Scouts vacationing in a pocket universe, alternate Earth full of dinosaurs.

So if he was going to have a secret, third base for the COMPANY, why wouldn't he have it be through a mystic portal?

And that's what New Man was here to find, apparently. According to Mr. USA, there was untold amounts of aid and information, waiting right within it. AGENTS no one else knew about, hiding in there, doing who knows what. Tools and toys and weapons galore, all ready to be used to break SPYGOD out of jail -- for good, this time -- end this French farce, and make all concerns about his son's safety something of a moot point.

All he had to do was figure out how to get in.

A tall order, perhaps, but something Mr. USA thought he might have a special angle on. Given that his powers seemed to come from tapping into something, rather than being an accident of biology, or converting one kind of energy into another, it was just conceivable he might be able to transmute himself through the barrier, there. And if he could do that, well, maybe he could be the one to get in and out, and bring whatever was waiting in there back out into the world again.

As he strides towards his destination, New Man considers -- for something like the three-hundredth time -- that this could all be a trap. Maybe Mr. USA wasn't on the side of the angels after all. Maybe the TU is watching him, even now. Maybe that electric !@#$ from Le Compagnie is lurking nearby, just about to give the signal and have him turned into lunch meat.

Maybe.

He sighs, shrugs, and keeps walking. Even if this was a trap, it was far too late to turn back, now. He had to go forward and just hope he could do what he was supposed to do.

He had done a lot of good in his life. He'd also done some bad, here and there. And one of the worst things he'd ever done was to turn his back on his son when he was growing up, and not be there for him. His child had grown up bitter and broken without him, and while part of that was because of the poison his mother had dripped into his ears, a large measure of it had to lay at his feet for having not been there to show him any different.

Maybe this couldn't erase all that neglect, or fix how cluelessly he was doing this "dad's back in your life" thing, now, it could go some distance to make up for it.

Maybe.

That thought makes him smile, just a little. It's enough that he barely notices how everything goes too silent, just before a far-off crack splits the air.

And then there's a bullet inside his chest, right through his heart.

He gasps and tips forward, but before he can cry out he feels a weird sensation -- like he was being shut down from the inside out by something intent on chaining him with his own energy.

"Oh !@#$, not again," he mutters, and then flickers like a broken television, just before being sucked right into the bullet that felled him. Only, unlike the last time someone disrupted his energies so grossly, he's able to see what's going on around him -- albeit from the warped cylinder of the projectile.

A large figure appears in his field of vision. Then it becomes two people, both of whom he thinks he knows.

A hand reaches down to pick him up, and he realizes he does know this person, but something has changed.

He also knows that weapon slung over her shoulder, from his brief time as Director of the COMPANY.

But he doesn't even have time to say its name -- much less hers -- before the two figures become one, again, and he's somewhere else entirely.

* * *

Fangataufa, Gunther has finally realized, is a really !@#$ty place to get killed.

It's just a picturesque atoll, on the southernmost part of so-called French Polynesia. A vaguely squarish, broken, and thin line of sand some nine and a half kilometers to a side. About 45 square kilometers of water on the inside, deep and blue due to a crater in its center.

A crater formed by the atoll's one real claim to fame -- having been the site of over 200 nuclear weapons tests by France.

Browbeaten by world opinion, the French stopped their testing in the 90's. However, the damage was already done: the area's ecosystem had been wrecked by radiation and nuclear waste, and fallout had caused birth defects on numerous other islands throughout the archipelago. This made what would otherwise be a beautiful and secluded area a massive no-go zone, even for the most foolhardly of visitors and tour companies.

It also made it the best place to hide something.

Finding that something had been Gunther's part of the mission. He'd looked into Champlain Entreprises, following its many trails of cash and materiel -- a significant amount of which ended in French Polynesia. After that, it was a simple thing to follow supplies to a seemingly-abandoned nuclear testing post on nearby Tureia, and then observe what went on at night, when a fleet of submersibles left the post, heading due south.

And, after that, a simpler -- but ultimately foolhardy -- thing to smuggle himself onto one of those submersibles, and then infiltrate the base they'd built within that crater.

And then see what secret that crater contained...

Gunther had to give them credit. In spite of all they'd found, and what they realized might be going on -- based on who was at the center of it -- the moment of realization was rather overwhelming. He found himself regretting that his otherwise-impeccable piece of reportage had been marred by his saying "Scheiße" on camera as he panned over the length of what he'd seen.

He also regretted saying that for the simple fact that it had completely blown his cover, leading to a number of well-armed and very unamused guards firing at him.

He'd given as good as he'd gotten, of course. He'd even taken a few of them out as he'd run back the way he'd come, narrating his findings all the way. Sadly, he'd zigged when he should have zagged going down one of the long, steel cylinders leading from the central pen, and took some bullets for his pains.

As Gunther crawls backwards towards a corner wall, using one hand to cradle his guts and his other to drag himself on -- and somehow hold his almost-empty rifle -- he knows this is probably it. The bullets they hit him with are the special, frangible kind that shatter against hard surfaces, making them ideal for pressurized environments. They also tend to shatter inside the human body, creating all kinds of trauma as they go.

And as he struggles towards the corner, the splinters grind against each other deep within his guts, making each inch he makes a special kind of agony.

He can feel his brothers and sisters calling out to him, knowing that something is wrong, but he's doing his best to block them. He doesn't want them to feel this pain, for fear of tripping them up. He doesn't want them to suffer the same kind of trauma they experienced just over two years ago, when Geri and Johan died.

He doesn't want their last memories of him to be how badly he's !@#$ed up, in search of the story.

"I love you all," he says, hoping they can somehow feel him without hearing, and then presses upload, sending all the information he's gotten straight on to them.

A hail of gunfire reaches him seconds later. The bullets turn him into ragged, bloody meat. 

But they can never stop the truth.

* * *

His name was Orange Streak. He was a space hero. And now he is dead.

He floats about 100 miles up, his body a mess of burned flesh inside what's left of his spacesuit. Perfect, flash-frozen spheres of his blood float around him, glittering like rubies in the sunlight. His last enigmatic gesture -- an outstretched arm, as if to stop his killer -- makes a heroic pose against the black.

He is dead, now. He is far from the only one.

Hundreds of miles beyond that floats another hero. His name was Krasnoye Koltso, named for the mysterious red ring he wore. An artifact of deranged Soviet science, it allowed him to create anything he could imagine, and survive in almost any environment, provided he fed it with his own body.

Like the brave cosmonauts before him who'd wielded the ring, he'd started out a large, tall man, and slowly shrunk down as the ring took more out of him that heavy eating and ridiculous weight training could replace. A small, spinning top of a corpse, he tumbles end over end, falling away from the ship-shaped star that killed him.

He'll reach the Earth, eventually, there to burn on the way down to the ground. They may find the ring, to give it to yet another idealistic young man.

On the other hand, they may not.

Past that, the line of dead heroes continues. The enigmatic Ether Phantom floats far beyond, invisible even in death. Stellar Sandy's amazing space horse lies broken and still, having long since bucked its rider towards the Lagrange Point she used to patrol. Some distance beyond that, a dysfunctional family of cyborgs crackles and twitches in their death throes, knowing too well that there will be no last minute rescue.

No one will be coming to save them from their bravado, this time.

They were proud, these guardians of Earth's upper atmosphere and near-orbit. With the demise of Deep-Ten, they were our first and last line of defense against cosmic menace, space-based malfeasance, or asteroids that came too close for safety. And when they got word that something hostile was headed for the Sled, it went without saying they raced into action, confident they could overcome it.

Confidence that was sadly misplaced.

They were young, most of them, and had no idea what they were up against. And even those who'd seen the Fire Flier in action might not have known just how dangerous an adversary it was. They may not have even seen all its weapons systems in action -- products of the best technology a paranoid, high-tech nation could produce, or else steal from the strange things that tried to attack it.

They never even had a chance, and the line of the dead pays bitter testament to this fact.

The procession of floating corpses goes on and on, slowly becoming more sparse the further it gets from Earth. And as the ship approaches its destination,  Mister 10 laughs and cries in equal measure, screaming bright blue abuse at the man who's taken everything from him.

He's given up on demands, though. He realized, somewhere between liftoff and the first kill, that there will be no going back from this. He will not be given Hanami at the end of this trail of death. He will only get death, itself.

But he will take Faraj al-Ǧazāʼir with him, and that will be enough.

(He wonders, is this what insanity feels like? He considers whether the machine has begun to warp his mind, just as it warped Dr. Toriyumi, and all those young fools he got to fly her. Or maybe he's always been this crazy, and it's just now coming into focus, at the end of his life.)

The Sled is close, now. He can almost make out fine details. If he's going to turn this ship into fire, and plunge on in to his death, now is the time.

He's a simple gesture away from turning on the transmutation matrix when he looks ahead, and sees that she's standing there, in space.

Hanami. His Hanami. His beautiful little girl, floating in the vacuum in her schoolgirl outfit, serene and smiling.

For a moment he thinks he might actually be able to win this. Maybe she's come for him. Maybe he's going to fly on over to meet him, and come inside his ship.

Maybe, now that she's seen how far he's willing to go for his love for her, she will love him at last...?

He smiles, hopeful. She smiles as well. But it isn't until she raises a languid hand and cocks her head just so that he realizes she's not here to join him.

She's here to end him.

He screams. It's a pitiful, sad sort of thing -- hardly worthy of him, or the image he tried to project all those years. The deadly, dangerous man no one dared cross. The scourge of Prime Ministers, the man who held the keys to all the hazardous things that fell from the sky or rose from the waves.

Mister Ten, the taciturn keeper of sea monsters, space machines, and miracles -- undone by one of his own possessions, but yet something he could never truly possess.

Love.

There's a bright flash of light, followed by an even brighter one. A second star flares in the sky, not far from the ship being crafted in orbit.

And then there's just darkness, once again.

Darkness, and the dead.

* * *

A long time ago, when he was a young boy, Tempete Bleu dreamed of bug zappers.

His father had one. It was large and black and hung from a high branch in their backyard -- just high enough for the kids to not be able to reach it, but not so tall that an adult couldn't reach up, unscrew its base, and shake the dead insects out. They would eat a late dinner on the patio, in spring and summer, and the sound of the occasional insect going zapppp never failed to raise a chuckle.

He would sometimes stare at it, as he sat on that porch -- hearing its low hum, watching it waver in the heat. Sometimes he thought it was talking to him, and maybe it was. And at night, he would dream he was a human bug zapper, and that he could reach out and shock people with a touch of his fingers: bullies at school, the teachers who annoyed him, his parents who punished him.

Zap zap zap. 

As he got older, and his needs changed, he would dream of a different kind of zapping. He would slip himself into the women he wanted, and the noises they made as he did were a source of much satisfaction. The moaning in pleasure. The screams of pain.

The burning.

Zap zap zap.

Was that his power trying to express itself at an early age? He wondered, sometimes. He wondered a lot of things, now that he knew even more about himself than he'd ever dreamed, or dared.

And now that he knows exactly who he is, and his part in things, he's amazed he didn't think of daring to do that particular thing before now.

Ciel Rouge was the ideal candidate for it, really. Any ordinary woman would have died too soon, but something about how she was put together made her last a lot longer. And the fact that her mind was mostly gone even before he started kept her from going into shock.

(Showing her the truth about himself was too much for even her to bear, oddly enough.)

In truth, he'd been planning to do this to her for some time. Something about how she clearly revolted him caused him no end of excitement. He hated her for hating him, and yet wanted her because of that hate.

And when she came before him, trying to get him to be on her side against Foudre Blanc? Oh, that was just the most perfect excuse to make this happen.

So he let her speak to him, hidden around a corner of that monument-strewn town like a pair of spies conferring. He let her accusations wash over him, and pretended to be interested, and to care. He even looked a little sad when she shed a tear, clearly upset by the plan she'd uncovered, and the white knight of Paris' role in it all.

So when he put his hands on her shoulders, ever so gently, and looked into her eyes, she was unaware of what was happening until he opened his true eyes, and showed her Hell.

He expected more of a fight, truly. He thought that "Other" she spoke of might manifest itself, in that moment, and give him something resembling a real fight. But if it was there, it chose not to intervene, and she could only scream and flail as her mind shattered to pieces.

After that, he brought her up here, to his broken throne above the world. He tore her red shroud from her, and all other things besides. And then he took her in as slow and intimate a way as possible, in as many ways as he could conceive -- some of which should have been impossible, even for him, but were somehow accomplished.

And now that he is sated, draped nude across his throne, he ponders what to do with what's left of her.

He can sense her Other, lurking nearby. It might be trying to hide from him, but he's neither fooled nor threatened. It's clearly powerless without a living body to possess, and he's left very little of hers worth retaking.

All it can do is curse him, though it maintains a hard, stoic silence he can't quite decipher.

He can also hear his mentors speaking to him, from beyond. They ask if this was really a worthy act for one such as he, almost at the cusp of taking his power. Surely he could find more worthy targets, and more worthy ways to dispatch them...?

He pretends to not hear them. They have taught him all they can, and brought him this far. Now he must do what needs doing, and in his own way.

To that end he gets up, grabs her near-lifeless body, and -- with three quick spins -- hurls it straight towards the Sun, some distance away.

"A revoir," he salutes her, his mouth a crazy nest of fangs nestled within lips of barbed wire: "Salope."

And then she's gone from his sight, leaving him to consider his next move, now that Les Trois Grandes are down to only two. Is the end of this era an auspicious thing, or merely part and parcel of how this world ends?

He's not sure, yet. But by the time he figures out what to do next, and why, his broken victim has hurtled past the Moon, heading for a star.

And what may be a final change.

* * *

In the hidden room beneath the White House, where a holy sword once blazed, there is now nothing but the most ephemeral of glows.

A heap of corrupted slag bubbles and boils in the center of the darkened room -- its sorry state testament to the power of Hell's emissary. It does its best to reassemble itself, and stand tall once again, but each attempt only weakens it all the more. Before long, it's clear that it has no option but surrender.

And as it finally gives up, and the last, trembling vestige of Heaven's power and grace leaves it like a long-overdue death rattle, the room goes completely dark.

In that eerie silence that follows, there's a sound not unlike a long, well-forged chain falling from a mighty, invisible gate, and then the sound of that gate slowly opening.

The world shifts, just then.

And the moment it does, a strange, bone-white man with black skulls for eyes stands up from his throne, in his superslam cell in the Ivory Coast, and opens his mouth in a massive O. The ghosts that attend him howl and swirl in his wake, suddenly afraid for their unlives as a large measure of power flows from the world right into his body.

And he gasps, and shudders, and then stands perfectly still -- almost serene.

For the first time in ages, Prisoner 52 knows who he is.

More importantly, he knows what he is.

And he knows why he's been down here so long, unable to fully recollect his name.

"Satanoth," he says, walking out of his cell and out to the balcony before it, putting his hands on the railing and looking down at the sorry kingdom of living dead men he's ruled for so long.

"Satanoth" he repeats, both amused and angered by his predicament.

"Satanoth!" he screams, his hands bending the rails as his voice shatters the boundaries between the land of the living and the many realms of the dead, allowing a sudden, brutal traffic between them all.

And as bedlam rules, and he laughs to feel the power once again, his mind reaches out to those like him -- lost all those years ago -- to find his brothers and sisters in power.

All those sleeping Supergods, about to wake up and taste freedom.

And Gods only know what they'll do with it.

* * *

My Nerves Are All Jangled
But I'm Pulling Through
I Hope I Can Handle
What I Have To Do

* * * 

(SPYGOD is listening to Only The Wind (Pet Shop Boys, live) and having a Thanatos)