Showing posts with label Jean-Jacques Excephir Geraud. Show all posts
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Sunday, May 10, 2015

1/18/13 - Seven Days of the Con Job - Pt. 7.5

"...It's Happened Before."

 Red Queen, Disparaitre
(Art by Dean Stahl)

* * *

"Heroes are wonderful, but even they can't be everywhere. 

"In these uncertain times, with so much at stake, we all need to feel a little more secure.

"And that's where American All-Star Security comes in. 

"Our protection goes around the clock, everywhere that police can't see, and heroes can't be. 

"Big disasters, small problems. Even just getting kitty out of a tree. 

"When you see the big AAS truck in your city, your town, your neighborhood, you know that you're safe."

* * *

"Yes, I'm seeing it now," the President of the Terre Unifee says, tapping his chin as Ben Franklin beams over the hologram in his darkened office. Outside, nighttime Paris flickers and glows.

"So what do you think?" the Founding Father asks, clearly hoping for some kind of complement.

"Well, I'm not sure," the President says: "I mean, the ad looks great. It's slick and seems heartfelt. I really liked the image of that guy in white armor getting the cat down."

"Oh good. I wasn't sure how that was going to play. The focus groups all contradict one another on things like that-"

"But, well... I know I approved it. I agree with the reasons for another Federal security branch, especially with this extinction-level event we've got coming."

"Indeed," Ben says, patting the top of his desk: "One that's coming right overhead in a matter of months, if the astronomers are right. And as the days get closer, and people get panicky, I fear many will turn to crime and chaos. And it will be very hard to have Le Compagnie everywhere, let alone Team Alpha here."

The President nods: "Especially given the makeup of the new Team Alpha. They're going to need a lot more handling than usual."

"Precisely, Mr. President. So, before we roll this commercial out, and deploy them ahead of SPYGOD's impending trial, perhaps you should tell me what reservations you have let?"

"I don't know," the President says, genuinely mystified at his own reticence: "It just seems somewhat superfluous, but I don't know why."

"How about this, then?" Ben Franklin suggests, steepling his hands before his face: "One year. We do this for one year. If, at the end of that year, it's not all that and a bag of chips, as the kids say these days? We quietly reshuffle it into one of the other security branches. There will be so many changes between now and then, I doubt it'll be noticed."

The President thinks about that, and then nods: "Alright, Ben. Roll the ads, roll the trucks, and let's just hope they won't be needed tomorrow."

"Agreed, Mr. President," Ben says, and then smiles as the hologram on his end goes blank.

"Thank all Gods, past present and future," he mutters: "The idiot went for it."

"You didn't think he wouldn't?" the person he's had on a communicator this entire time asks.

"I was worried, yes. It's a dangerous chance anytime you try to play someone. But I think the group's name caused enough confusion that he wasn't able to process his real concern."

"Which was?"

"That we never asked him for permission in the first place," Ben grins: "We've been playing him from so many directions that he has no idea how badly he's been led."

"Something about that disturbs me," the voice says.

"And what might that be, my dear?"

"It's working too well. In my experience, we should be having more problems. And don't forget that SPYGOD did train him, for a time. He should be better than this."

"Well, he has been having problems at home," Ben admits, sadly: "Having to sleep on the executive couch has a terrible effect upon the mind."

"True, but I'm still worried. This !@#$ could go right down the toilet at any moment."

"Well then, we'd better tell our lovely Antonia she can go ahead with the Big AAS Plan as soon as possible, then?"

"Will do," the voice says, and cuts out. 

"It's all coming together," Ben says, putting his feet up and looking at the pocketwatch he made for himself some 250 years ago: "Just a few more things, and then..."

* * *

"... done," the Maker says, sighing and leaning back at his fantastic desk. 

The wizened, little fellow accepts a glass of champagne from one of the flitting, clockwork cherubs that surround him, up here. He takes one more look at the oblong device he's created, and, nodding, sips at the drink. 

"If I had but more time," he says, looking around at all the other magnificent things he's created, all hanging up in this endless series of caverns: "Just a day more."

"But what is time to us, Hoosk?" someone asks him -- a voice he hasn't heard in a long time. 

The Maker turns to regard a rippling presence, there on the platform. A silver man with a silver mask, walking towards him. 

"Brother!" the wizened, old man says, jumping down from his chair and going to embrace the man, who kneels down to return it: "It has been so long. So long..."

"But you can't quite remember how long?"

"No," the old man admits, looking up at the fellow: "But now that I see you... the dreams I've been having, down here, since yesterday? They make sense, now."


"How?"

"Things have happened," the silver man says, taking off his mask so he can look at the old man with his own eyes.

"You've changed," the Maker observes. 

"Yes," the young man says: "Two limited lifetimes, one immortal life. Such is our lot."

"Not all of us."

"No," Shift smiles, sadly, putting his mask back on again: "Satanoth woke up first."

"Oh, he would be the first," the Maker sighs, all but bouncing back to his chair: "But what of the others? Bountiful Aegio? Noyx and Rahmaa? Our lord Seranu? Or Kanaan, perhaps?"

"Some are stirring, some are asleep," Shift says, walking towards the old man and regarding what he's been making: "It is as childbirth, in some ways. Sometimes all we need is a good push."

"Well then," the Maker says, an evil smile playing across his face as his tools leap into his hands: "By all the worlds, my brother, let us give it to them!"

And there is laughter in the caverns of the Maker, magnified by the clattering of clockwork cherub wings and...

* * *

... a waddling tumor of a man, ringing his lover's Parisian doorbell with a bouquet of roses in one hand, and a stack of legal documents under his other arm.

"(Are you there, Michele?)" Jean-Jacques Excephir Geraud asks: "(I have the last pieces of the puzzle, here. And many other things for you.)"

The door opens, and his lover stands there, looking very haunted. So much so that he doesn't kiss him, right at the doorstep, and instead just lets him into his apartment. 

"(Michele, what is wrong?)" the large man asks, stumbling in behind him and closing the door on the well-appointed hallway: "(You look as though you have seen a ghost!)"

"He has, fatso," some blonde, bespectacled young man in black leather says -- in German-accented English -- as he steps out of a nearby room, gun drawn and pointed at the Minister of Justice's midsection: "A few of them, in fact."

"I demand you lower your weapon, sir!" 

"Please, put that away," Michele protests weakly, putting his hand over the top of the gun: "You will not need it. I promise."

The young man just glares, but then slowly lowers it. In the half-light of the apartment, Jean-Jacques can see he's been crying.

"I demand to know what is going on here, or I shall not take another step," the Minister of Justice announces, planting his feet together on the floor: "You have clearly threatened the life of my lover to get to me. I will not be a party to this."

"(Please, my love,)" Michele says, gesturing to the living room he was heading to: "(You need to hear what these people have to say. It is... disturbing, to say the least.)"

"(What?)"

"We're in here, Minister Geraud," an older voice says: "And we're not going to pull out any more weapons. Not guns, anyway. You have my word."

The young blonde spits at that and goes back to guarding the door. The large man looks at his lover's eyes and, seeing the distress there, nods, and waddles forward where he's been bade to go.

Inside the apartment's living room, there's a large couch -- one specially made to accommodate the Minister's equally-large frame. Sitting around that couch are three other blonde youths, all wrapped in black leather, carrying guns and cameras in equal measure. One of them wears a black leather cowboy hat, worn well over his face.

None of them look happy.

Sitting on the couch is a man dressed in a similar fashion: his bald head a stitched-together ruin at the back, with wires and plugs running down like some weird, cyberpunk ponytail. One of the eyes might be cybernetic, but Jean-Jacques isn't sure. 

"Mssr. Randolph Scott, I presume," the Minister says, folding his hands before him: "And your coterie of outlaw reporters."

"That's us," one of the young women says, looking down her glasses at him. 

"And to what purpose have you broken many of our laws, Mssr?" 

"The same one I always break laws over," Randolph says, taking a sheaf of papers out from beside him and handing them over: "The truth, pure and simple."

"What is this conneries?"

"My love, please just read it," Michele says, clearly shaken: "It is a terrible thing, but it is true. They have the evidence."

"What's true?" Jean-Jacques thunders.

"That a certain branch of the Terre Unifee has been in league with racist organizations, all over Europe," Jana says.

"That they've concocted a scheme to get a number of world leaders, their families, and their followers away from the planet ahead of what's coming," Helmut announces, dour as ever. 

"A plan that would severely jeopardize Earth's defenses, if it went off," Helga adds.

"And there's more, still," Randolph says, shaking the sheaf: "And it's the truth, fat boy. Every. Ugly. Word"

"These are friends of SPYGOD!" the Minister stammers: "No doubt this is all some trick, done at the last minute to secure his release-"

"That !@#$er's no friend of mine, these days," Randolph snarls: "But you just read it. It's cost us dearly to get this to you, and more will probably fall before this is over.

"But we can't avoid it now."

"This is absurd," the Minister says, all but yanking the sheaf of papers away from Randolph's hand: "And I promise you, I'll have you all tried for this affront."

But he starts to look, anyway, his fat fingers sliding from page to page as he skims, and then re-reads, and then explores in depth.

And as he truly reads what's there, his face slowly begins to fall... 

* * *

 ... down the computer screen, as Henri looks over the autopsy results for one Colonel Roman J.  Richter. 

It's not the most complete of files, given the state they found his body in, after the Reclamation War. He'd died in captivity, apparently, and been tossed onto a heap of other bodies they'd deemed unsuitable for one reason or another. 

Given GORGON's propensity to absorb people into their collective, and add their skills and experience into their massive pool of information, that seemed odd. He'd been a military man, and heavily involved with The COMPANY in its last days of existence. 

So why wouldn't they want him? It was a good question, but not one Henri feels like asking Josie about, right now. 

And that's because, as he looks over the grisly, post-mortem photographs -- the rotting skin, and broken pieces -- he can see what the two people have in common. 

That strange spot, right along the spine, just above the buttocks. That weird, fleshy dimple, like an "outtie" navel. 

She had one, as he just discovered last night. And so did Colonel Richter. 

A chilly feeling goes through him, just then -- one magnified by the fact that the two people were so structurally similar. Big and tall. Extremely well-muscled, but not to the point of grotesqueness. Large heads and hands. 

In fact, if he squints his eyes, and imagines if she'd been black and male, he can't help but wonder if they hadn't been siblings...

He looks around Josie's office, which he's borrowed to do "private research" in. She's out at meetings all afternoon, and told him he wouldn't be disturbed in there. 

Henri can only pray she's right -- especially by her. 

He changes the Steely Dan he's listening to -- Aja, this time -- and looks at the autopsy reports, one more time. He notes the examiner's finding -- that the horrific damage to Richter's skull seems to have been self-inflicted by smashing his head against the bars of his own cell.

Then he closes that down and begins looking at the COMPANY's files of the man, which should be a complete rundown of everything and anything. His birth, his childhood, his adult life, his career. Relationships, acquaintances, people he just knew in passing. All known information.

Imagine his surprise when he finds the man's life a massive black hole.

"Merde," Henri mutters, seeing that everything about the man, just prior to SPYGOD's disappearance after supposedly shooting the former President of the USA, is just dates and places, with no real evidence to corroborate it. 

Almost as if he never really existed in the first place.

"It's over now / drink your big black cow / and get outta here..." the song says. He doesn't heed its warning, and keeps digging, knowing the truth is very close now.

He'll just have to hope it doesn't kill him...

* * *

 ... again, somehow, though Martha's lost track of how many times Mark has died in front of her, now.

Once when he bled out from what was left of his penis. Twice when their scarlet-robed torturer allowed his blood pressure to ebb too low when he started removing his intestines. Three times when he took his spleen out.. or was that after he made him eat one of his own kidneys?

She's not sure, anymore. She can't scream, anymore. She can barely look, now, as Mark weakly vomits up pieces of his lung, fed to him by El Inquisidor Escarlata.

"Still, you insist there's nothing to tell me," the man says, clearly bored: "Still, I say there is. Why not tell me everything, again? Maybe you'll stumble upon the truth before I make him eat his own heart?"

Martha tries to say something, but fails. And then the scarlet-robed man sighs, puts down the plate, and nods.

"Let's wind this !@#$ up, okay?" he says, his voice suddenly very different: "I don't think we're getting anything, today."

"What?" she asks, suddenly aware that something very weird is going on. Her perceptions are changing -- becoming sharper, and no longer dulled by pain and nausea.

She can feel something on the back of her head. It's like someone's scalped her, but then not. More like someone's taking off a hat from her head.

The second it's free, she sees she's in the darkened circular room, again. She's still trapped in the chair. But while she can smell urine, !@#$, and vomit, there's no blood in the air.

She looks over at Mark, and sees he's whole, again. Naked and messy, of course -- he may have !@#$ himself, in fact. But he's not in pieces, anymore.

"Oh, thank God," she mumbles, weak and unsure if she's hallucinating, or if they've both just died.

"Shut the !@#$ up," the person who took the bulky helmet off her head says, putting it down on a table in front of her in clear disgust: "Do you have any idea how much taxpayer money you've wasted, today?"

She looks up at the young man in front of her. He's wearing a crimson suit with a black tie, red rubber gloves that go up to his elbows, and a mask that vaguely echoes what El Inquisidor Escarlata was wearing.

"Oh God," she mutters, suddenly knowing what's been going on here.

"Martha, you're alive," Mark cries, sobbing in relief: "Oh honey... he took you apart. He made me watch while he.... while he took you apart..."

"An illusion," the young man in red says, waving his hands in front of Mark's face: "A !@#$ing magic show. With these helmets, I can torture you all I like, and get you spill your guts while you think I'm twisting yours around."

"And then... we forget all about it..." Martha says, suddenly afraid of how long this has been going on: "I remember now."

"Well, good for you, puta," the man says, slapping her across the face. The real pain stings and smarts, but she's too wiped out to do more than take it.

"You leave her alone..." Mark says, straining against his bonds: "I'll..."

"You'll what, pendejo? !@#$ yourself,  again?"

"I'll-"

"God, you're pathetic," the red-clad man hisses, reaching between Mark's legs to grab a handful of the stuff in question, and then splatter it across Mark's face: "I should make you eat this."

"That won't help," someone else says, out in the darkness of the room. An older man, with wavy, white hair, dressed in a green, spangly uniform with a thin, silver headband just above his eyebrows: "Let them go back to their cells. We'll try again tomorrow."

"I know you," Martha says, looking at the man: "Mr. Mental, right? The Bright Bowman... he used to put you behind bars... twice a year..."

"Not anymore," the man smiles, gesturing to two guards, who release Mark and Martha from their bonds and take them away.

"Hose them down," the young man orders as they're hoisted out: "Toss them in their cells with no blankets. Keep it cold in there. And no food! I want them on the brink of collapse, tomorrow."

"That won't help, either," Mr. Mental says: "They're still holding onto something, but making them fall apart before you get them in the VR rigs won't help."

"And how would you know?" the younger man snorts, pulling off his gloves and tossing them into a trashcan: "My father spent years developing this technology, after his body failed him. If there's anything for them to tell, they'll tell it."

"I can sense it's there," Mr. Mental -- aka The Commander -- lies: "They just need a little more time. I'm sure of it."

"And then you'll just pluck it out, huh?" the kid says: "This sucks. They told me you could read minds. Why can't you just find it?"

"It's not that simple," the ersatz older villain sighs: "The human mind is-"

"Whatever," the younger Inquisidor mutters, stomping out of the room: "But just so you know? If we don't get it by tomorrow, I'm putting the helmet on you."

"Yeah, you keep dreaming, junior," the Commander whispers, carefully using a concealed signalling device to send a coded message back to their headquarters...

* * *

...  which is a whirlwind of motion, now that they finally have a plan to wrap themselves around.

A suitable WMD has been located, thanks to some sleuthing. An unstable nuclear device, buried somewhere in Siberia by the late Soviet Union, and long since forgotten. One good sneeze might set it off, if they're lucky.

And if not, well, having one of their suborned teleporters pick it up from its current location, and drop it onto Barcelona? Well, that should about do it. 

The Pusher's a busy man, right now. He's checking in with each and every operative they have, just to make sure tomorrow goes according to plan. When they go live with their demands, after Barcelona turns to ash and fire, everyone's going to need to be on the ball. 

He's a bit miffed that The Emperor of Pain decided to sleep in, today, of all days. But then, given how old and cranky the elderly villain is, he'd most likely be of limited help. He'd probably just get in a silly argument with the Lord of Spiders, or else grump in the corner and muse about days long since gone by.

And these are all brand new days, ahead. 

The Sound nods and smiles at him, raising a thumb up. The Pusher acknowledges, going back to looking at the big board, and looking forward to seeing it all lit up with obedience and fealty.

And fear. 

"Barcelona Delenda Est," he mutters, patting the sleeping head of METALMAID for good luck as the plan comes together at last...

* * *

... Henri thinks he has it, but he's not sure he wants to look. 

It came to him a moment ago, after searching though all of Josie's information. All the dates and pictures. All the pieces of a life lived in full.

All of which seem too neat to his jaded eyes. Too normal. 

And then, just as he was about to put in a call to Paris, he heard something on the CD he'd been listening to. Just a little thing, but it got him wondering. 

"Gonna shine up the battle apple / we'll shake 'em all up tonight..."

Wasn't there a Project: Battle Apple? Something need-to-know?

And wasn't the song that line came from called Josie?

The horrible chill is back, but he ignores it. Instead he uses his new, improved permissions to look into Project: Battle Apple. 

And as the information goes across his screen, and the photographs pop up, he feels a horrible pressure around his neck. He can't breathe, seeing what he's seeing. 


And then he realizes he really can't breathe. There's a hand around his neck. 

A very large and powerful one, like the one on his shoulder, holding him down... 

It takes Henri just under a minute to stop hitting his assailant, not that he can really get much leverage from the chair. Trying to stab her with plastic pens and assorted office things doesn't work either. His assassin can take it.

He should know -- he gave her all he could, last night, and she was still good for it. 

As he turns blue and goes still, Josie finally deigns to snap his neck. The sound is crisp and wet, and extremely satisfying.

She could have done it at any time. She just wanted to make the wormy little scumbag suffer. 

After that, she thinks of how best to dispose of the wretch. Maybe she'll just toss him in his luggage with his !@#$ty CDs and mostly-unused sex toys. Then she can just zip it up and place it in the secret room she just snuck out of -- alerted by his clumsy perusal of her files.

Just one more hidden body, there with all the long-lost things and unsolved mysteries...

* * *

 ... not exactly the fate Foudre Blanc had in mind for himself, when he took on the mantle of Paris' white knight. 

He'd come down here, to the Maker's cavern to collect the device the old man had been working on all this time. He said it would be ready at this time, today -- late into the night -- and never ever gave a false promise. So he'd come on down, bearing both beignets and coffee, expecting to be able to go back up to the world with the final piece of their plan to neutralize the Nthernaut, just in case he was going to aid SPYGOD.

The door opened, as usual. The way was laid down for him. But no sooner did he get within shouting distance of the old man's raised platform than the door slammed shut, right behind him.

And, with a terrible whining noise -- and the feel of being too close to power line -- Foudre Blanc realized he'd walked into a terrible trap. 

The ceiling had caved in. All those years of hidden history and impossible inventions tumbled down from their places.

And Foudre Blanc could do little more than try to run, as he could not connect with any electrical outlets. 

He supposes he was supposed to die, then and there. Somehow the rocks slammed down around his head, rather than on it, giving him enough air to breathe.

But the rocks weren't as kind to everything below his ribcage. 

If he doesn't move, he can't feel how badly he's been crushed, down there. If he breathes as shallowly as possible, it doesn't hurt as much. He supposes he'd bleed to death if someone tried to rescue him, now, or watch all his organs slough out of his chest just before he died. 

But he can't keep this up, and he knows this. He knows he is going to die, here and now, all alone in this collapsed cave of wonders. 

He isn't sure how he feels about dying, though. 

He often thought that, one day, when he was old and barely able to hold his own in a fight, Paris would !@#$ out some super-Beur to challenge him. Maybe they'd have a great fight in the city's center. And maybe, as he lay beaten and dying at the hands of such a grotesque and powerful negro, the city would lay down its weakness and diffidence, and at last take up arms against the merde that had invaded their white nation.

It would be, in the words of one comic book he always loved, a good death.

But now? Now that the great plan was revealed to him, and he realized his inability to fulfill his love's dying wish? Well, that had just taken all the wind from his sails. He had become a ghost in high-tech armor, going from day to day with no real conviction or joy, hoping that maybe his brown nemesis would emerge earlier than expected, and give him that hero's demise before some great space monster robbed him of that victory. 

Maybe he'd die a martyr, after all. 

But dying down here, like this? How sad. How useless. 

How disappointing. 

He opens his eyes, just then. He was unaware that they'd been closed. He breathes in harder than he should, and that hurts. Makes him cough, which hurts worse. 

Close now? Yes. Close. Soon he will be dead. 

Soon he will see her, again. His beloved. Sabine. 

He closes his eyes purposely now. Hopefully she will come, soon. Come and tell him it's alright. That he did the best he could to make them pay for what they did to her. 

That he did what he could for as long as he could, and would have done it for even longer. If only. 

If. 

There's silence, then. A blackness. Then light. 

When he reopens his eyes, he's still where he was. He's still trapped under rocks and unable to move, but somehow the rocks over his head are gone..

The cavern is open sky, now. Red, cloudy, and unhealthy. Weakly lit by a far-off sun, setting.

Around him, nothing. A hazy horizon that stretches forever. 

He is naked. He is also whole for the first time in years. No longer burned or scarred. 

"hello!" he shouts as best he can, though it comes out a whisper: "help me! Please..."

Noises are muted, here. But over time he can hear something. A weird humming, constant and deep. 

It gets louder. He becomes aware that something is coming for him. 

Someone. Three of them, in fact -- their approach heralded by a loose cloud of glowing dragonflies.

One of them is a tall man in a dark cloak and long hat, striding as though he should have a staff, but does not. His beard is long and unkempt, and he looks as though he's quite uneasy. 

The second is a large, Asian man in a white suit. He wears small, round sunglasses and walks with the utmost of ease, as if all this is normal to him.

The third is a short, large woman in a long, purple cloak, carrying a staff that's a foot taller than she is. She's got long, curly red hair and a weird smile -- one that collapses the moment they all see Foudre Blanc, lying there. 

"Here," the woman says, pointing at the broken soul in their path: "He'll do."

"What do you mean, Tombo?" the man in the hat asks. "What are we doing here?

"This path requires sacrifice, Eben," Chinmoku says, gesturing at the broken man at their feet: "I believe we have found a worthy one to carry us through...?"

"Oh yes, we have," the redhead says, staring at Foudre as though he were some nasty thing she'd found under her shoe: "This piece of !@#$ has it coming. We'll use him."

"Help me, please," Foudre whispers: "I'm... I don't know where I am..."

"You are dead," Chinmoku says: "This is the way to the afterlife. Apparently, something is holding you back."

"Gee, I wonder what," the redhead sneers, spitting on her hands. They begin to glow. 

"This is grotesque," the one they called Eben sighs, putting a hand up to his face: "Look, I know this man. He's a hero-"

"Bull!@#$!" Tombo shouts: "This man's a racist piece of trash. A killer and a thief."

"That... that can't be right-"

"Can't it? I've helped at least a half a dozen kids who died because of what he's done. Don't you dare call him a hero, Doctor. Even for you, that's a stretch."

The bearded man sighs, shakes his head, and turns around so he doesn't have to watch this. Chinmoku just kind of smiles. And the redhead leans over to reach down, and then puts her hands right through Foudre's chest -- taking hold of whatever he's made of here, and then twisting it around itself like yarn.

"And just so you know?" she says, looking him right in the eyes as she painfully crochets him into something much more portable: "Sabine won't speak to you, now. She's disgusted with you."

"But I did... what she asked..."

"No, Bruno. You didn't," Tombo insists: "She didn't say 'destroy them all.' She said 'forgive them all.'  You just heard what you wanted to, same as always."

He would cry, if he could. But as she's been talking, she's been winding. And before long he's just a ball of soulstring -- weakly moaning in her pocket as she leaves.

And then there's just the sound of ghostly dragonflies, humming...

* * *

... the Lord's Prayer as she tries to sleep. But after a few bars she knows it's not going to work.

Martha looks at the ceiling of her cell and smiles. She hears Mark, nearby, coughing, and waves a hand at her invisible love: "Hey."

"Hey," he replies, weakly: "How are you?"

"I feel like !@#$," she laughs: "You?"

"At least I'm not covered in it, anymore."

They both laugh at that.

"They let you keep your bed?" she asks.

"No. You?"

"No," she says, patting the floor she's laying on: "No blankets. No food."

"Hardcore guy, this... who?"

"El Inquisador Escarlata," she says, her dry mouth making a hash of the pronunciation.: "My dad worked with his dad, once. Real nasty guy."

"I think you told me that?" Mark asks: "Hard to be sure."

"I think we're hallucinating the same thing at first, then they switch it," she says: "So he makes me think he's torturing you while he makes you think he's torturing me."

"I'm sorry," Mark says: "I think I told him everything... everything I knew."

"So did I," Martha says: "I'd have told him anything I knew if he'd stop hurting you."

"I'm sorry," Mark cries: "I tried to be stonger. I did. I just couldn't..."

"Mark, don't cry," she says, putting a hand out to him, or where she thinks he is: "Save your strength."

"For what? More of this?"

"For us," Martha says: "For these times when we're not in that room. For you and me, talking."

"I love you," Mark says.

"I love you, too," Martha says: "We'll get out of here, one way or another. They can't deny us Heaven, right?"

"Will I go there?" Mark asks: "I don't know.... not anymore."

"God knows, but I have faith," Martha smiles: "Pray with me, Mark. Pray as loud and as true as you can. Mean every word. Imagine they're steel, building your soul from the ground up. And then you just know Jesus is with you, and will never desert you. Okay?"

"Okay," Mark says. 

"'Our Father, who art in Heaven,'" they both begin to say, but Martha suddenly stops praying as something grabs hold of her ankles and drags her into the darkness.

"Shhhh!" Night Phantom says, quickly pulling Mark down along with them: "Don't shout too loud. I think they've got something patrolling in here. That's what Myron said, anyway."

"You're a sight for sore eyes," Mark says, suddenly trying to cover his nakedness, and hardly noticing the strangeness of their new surroundings. 

"So are you," the floating body says, taking them both by the hands and leading them through the black underworld he calls home: "Now just be quiet. Trust me. I know where we need to go..."

How long do they travel? Is it hours or days? Martha isn't sure, after a time, but soon they come up for air, as it were.

A place made of metal. Grilled floors and armor plate walls. Numbers and arrows. 

Night Phantom gets them a pair of bathrobes and slippers. They're so warm and comfortable they almost cry, and he just smiles in his own, weird way, and floats them down to where they need to go. 

On the way they pass strange objects. Open glass and steel tanks, large enough to hold a human being, two of which still do. Wires and tubes all going in and out of them and the walls. 

(More arrows and directions, hard to read. Rusty.)

They're halfway down the next hall before they realize they knew those people. Wasn't that Red Wrecker and Yanabah, sleeping in VR bodysuits? 

And when they get into the room that hallway leads to, there's more surprises awaiting. 

There's the rest of Team Alpha, sitting at a table. Most of them are in bathrobes and slippers, some have put on civilian clothes. A definitely not-dead Blastman beams at them and waves. Shining Guardsman shows off his new, improved suit to Rakim, who's endlessly fascinated by its intricacies. 

New Man stands with Myron, conferring over something with a hologram of a man who looks rather mechanical. For a moment Martha thinks it's that Machinehead villain, but this person seems so much nicer, somehow. 

(No sign of Gosheven. Somehow that's not surprising.)

Past them all are large screens, all being tended to by large, short-haired women and equally large, bald black men. Martha gasps when she realizes the men all look like the late Colonel Richter. Mark realizes that, if the women had pink hair and tattoos, they'd all look like Josie. 

On those screens? Everyone. Mr. USA, reporting in from the White House. Jess Friend from somewhere. Antonia Crisp, out of her suit, live in Neo York City. Ben Franklin from the White House. The Sound from somewhere else. 

There's a white noise, and a pair of figures appear. One of them's Red Queen, holding a weird, long gun that seems to be breathing. The other is that weird French fellow with the bad cigarettes. The one who was supposed to be dead.


"What's going on?" Mark says, clearly astounded. 

"Ever get the feeling someone's been conned?" Director Straffer asks, walking towards them with his hands outstretched and a huge smile. 

"What's happening?" Martha asks, holding up a hand: "I didn't... I don't remember any of this."

"This might help," Straffer says, picking a comic book off a nearby table and handing it over to her. The Invisibles issue 12: Best Man Fall.

"It's only a game, Martha," Myron says from where he is: "Try to remember."

And suddenly, she does...

* * *

... remember who she truly is, at long last.

Venus. She's just passed Venus. A cloud of warships flew past her as she tumbles towards the Sun. They looked like crabs bred with rockets, one and all.

Her body is broken. She should not be alive. She has holes where there were none before, burned and painful. 

She has rage. Rage at the thing that did this to her. Rage at the Other who let it happen.

Rage aplenty, and so many targets for that rage.

So much retribution to lay upon them...

"Nemesis," the woman formerly known as Ciel Rouge spits out into the void.

Her body warps and shapes itself anew. 

Her red cloak burns like fire.

Her wounds heal, but the pain does not go away. 

And then, slowly turning herself around, she follows the Venusans back the way she'd come, heading for Earth.

And the retribution her name promises. 

* * *

Coincidence and patience
will mend this fatal flaw
Though it may seem a long wait
others have been here before

(SPYGOD is listening to Before (Pet Shop Boys, extended) and having a Founders Nemesis)

Monday, April 13, 2015

1/16/13 - Seven Days of the Con Job - Pt. 5.5

The New Men - Son and Father
(New) New Man {aka Violet Demon}, (Old) New Man
(Art by Dean Stahl)
* * *

Five miles off the coast of Choshi, in Japan, there's an undersea hangar no one's been in for at least a decade. 

It's a sizable affair, though most of it is now flooded. In fact the only areas that have not fallen to the relentless pressure of the ocean floor -- and the occasional seaquake -- are the ones that were hurriedly encased in thick, radiation-blocking concrete, just before it was abandoned.

The areas that housed a certain, amazing spacecraft that had fallen to Earth, back in the late 60's. Laboratories that played host to the brilliant exo-cyberneticist who'd discovered how to make it work in the first place. Apartments that housed the brave young men and women who made it fly and fight, all confined to the base for what they believed to be reasons of absolute security. Machines that kept it all together, somehow, there on the bottom of the bay.

Those people are all gone, now -- this cold, damp hangar their secret tomb

The problem -- as a stack of Organization 9's ultra-redacted reports would later indicate -- was the ship, itself. More accurately, it was the strange, interdimensional power that animated it, and allowed it to transmute into pure energy, for a time. The energy gave off a particular etheric vibration that eventually drove its pilots mad.

Each team of Flying Young Science Commandos could withstand perhaps seven months of near-constant flight and battle before starting to go insane. This is why they were proactively euthanized in their sleep after six. They would then be replaced by a fresh, new team that had no idea of the fate awaiting them, half a year from then.

Dr. Toriyumi Ryu believed that not being in the ship would save him, but he had no idea how long and deep the vibrations could travel. Over the years, his mind was slowly warped by the energies of his great creation, but its effects were carelessly written off as the stress of isolation or overwork. The fact that he'd been quite eccentric before being sequestered didn't help matters much.

So it wasn't until he had to be shot before he ordered an attack on Tokyo -- all over a small misunderstanding with the Prime Minister over funding and autonomy -- that his superiors realized the extent of the problem.

Worse still, without Dr. Toriyumi's unique understanding of the ship, no one else had a hope of fixing the problem. Knowing the precariousness of his position, he'd jealously hoarded all information to himself. Even the most technically-oriented members of any Commando team ultimately had to follow his radioed directions to fix the simplest of mechanisms.

So was Project Fire Flier halted and buried by direct order of the Prime Minister, himself. The workers suddenly removed the air from the Flying Young Science Commandos' quarters, suffocating them where they stood. They slathered concrete everywhere, and then left on subs that were remote-detonated to preserve the secrets of the base. 

Mister 9 is, himself, quite dead. The leadership of his organization died along with him. From its ashes rose a new Organization, Ju Kikan -- Organization 10 -- whose leader entered into a rather unusual agreement with SPYGOD and the former President of the United States of America, in order to oust the Imago from the world. 

That leader -- the appropriately-named Mister 10 -- is no longer the leader of his own group, thanks to the Terre Unifee. And even if he were still in charge, he is no longer in the mood to make agreements and arrangements on behalf of what's left of it.

Now he is in the mood for revenge -- swift, brutal, and total.

It was a simple thing to steal a salvage submersible from one of their old, secret lockups. It was even simpler to come out here, to this sealed underwater tomb, and open one of the hatches that his predecessor had installed "just in case." 

It was not so simple to come down into a cold, wet chamber, smelling of damp and rot, and trudge through the condensation and disgusting, dead bodies of disposable teen heroes. It was also not so simple to do so with only a flashlight to guide him, and so many strange and unnerving surprises, waiting down there.

But Mister 10 is not afraid. He is the one others are afraid of. He tells himself this, step after step, as he imagines the strange, interstellar radiation of the Fire Flier working its lethal changes upon his brain.

No matter. Once he gets to the ship -- still in perfect working order, in spite of what he told that one-eyed gaijin -- he needs only a few minutes to get it to recognize his commands. Then it's just a matter of getting its engines warmed up so he can lift off, which shouldn't take more than a day.

And then getting up to the Sled and back, which shouldn't be a few hours, provided they do what he demands...

But if they refuse, and he cannot have Hanami? Then he has no desire to come back.

If he cannot win her back? He will gladly turn the Fire Flier into its namesake, and plunge it right into the Sled. 

If he cannot have her? Then he will die with her, and the Earth can watch him burn.

One last passage, one last body, and he stands before the ship. The spacecraft lights up at his approach, sensing the presence of a warm body after so long in the cold and the dark.

Mister 10 takes it as a sign, and gives a rare, begrudging smile.

* * *

The old man looks down at the city fifty stories below his feet, feeling the thrill of the hunt for the first time in years.

The TU transport vibrates as it hovers, which is throwing off his aim a little. He likes to tell himself that's why he keeps missing as he tries to kill his quarry. It's not true, but it's not like he has to believe in his own lies.

Lies are for other people, after all. He can handle the truth.

In fact, he demands it. 

He is Underman -- the original Underman, at that. The one who built the Tunnelator. The one who developed the vibration guns, drill bullets, rock melters, and numerous other devices and gadgets that made his criminal career.

And what a career he had! He stole and pillaged both above and below the Earth's crust. He struck terror into the hearts of law abiding citizens and police officers. He went further and deeper than any Lithonaut before him, mapping out wide swaths of the amazing world beneath our feet.

He came, he saw, he took -- discovered, learned, and stole.

And when he no longer felt the thrill of theft or discovery, and his joints began to ache too much to keep repairing that ancient, well-worked machine of his, he did the same, smart thing so many other aging supervillains did. He auctioned his franchise off by way of the Legion, and then retired to a tropical paradise, down in South America. There, in a small house between the jungle and the city, he would spend his sunset years happily spending what he'd earned, dreaming of his glory days, and maybe someday put it all down in print. 

That was the plan, anyway.

But then the fat piece of !@#$ who'd outbid the others had gotten himself captured by the COMPANY. And, rather than tell them to get stuffed, he'd utterly capitulated to their demands. He'd gone straight, as they said, which was bad enough.

Except that part of his "rehabilitation" was telling them where his aging predecessor had retired to.

Which was why one fine morning in September, two years ago, some ridiculous-looking man in a costume led a group of much less-camp soldiers into his mountaintop hideaway, and arrested him while he was having his morning shower.

That was bad enough. Worse still was that, as he'd refused to have his mind wiped, it wasn't too hard for the COMPANY to get all the information it needed from him. Thankfully, he'd given all his files and information over to the traitor, so they didn't have to use the N-machine.

That didn't stop them from giving him quite a workover, though. And when they were done with him, they sent him off to the Ivory Coast, there to be stuck in a super-slam.

That was two years ago, and he still lives with the reality of every terrible thing about that place. The lack of privacy and freedom. The removal of humanity and dignity. Being forced to live with some of the worst examples of humanity, and be guarded by even worse examples.

That and waking up every day knowing he'd been sold out. Betrayed by the overly-eager kid whose eyes had been so alive with wonder that the aging villain had actually told the auctioneer to all but give it to him, just because he thought he'd be good for it. The fat-faced piece of !@#$ who had sworn -- sworn -- that he would keep what he knew a secret.

Lies are for other people, but no one lied to Underman. Ever. 

Which is why he's slowly floating through the city, now -- carefully watching its streets through the scope on his gun.

The laughing madman -- Friendly Fire -- is acting to flush the pretender out. He's working to get him to step out of the maze of alleys and abandoned buildings and actually show up in the main streets.

Once he does, Underman will use the vibro-cannon on him.

From this distance, it'll take a while to reach critical mass. He'll have time to realize what he's in for as his entire body shakes, and the veins and arteries begin to burst under his skin, inside his lungs, and in his eyes.

He'll know who's killing him  -- and why -- before his bones shatter and organs burst, and his mind runs out of his mouth.

All he has to do is aim straight. All he has to do is nail him with the wide beam that doesn't quite reach down from this height.

All he has to do is rely on a crazy !@#$hole who hunts by echo-location, courtesy of his insane, endless laughter.

But sooner or later, he will have his revenge. Myron Volaar will show himself. The fake "Underman" will die.

Sooner or later, his pain will be redressed, and his betrayal avenged.

And that's the truth.

* * *

"Mssr. President, I must admit to some confusion..." Jean-Jacques says, hoping the man can hear him over the sounds coming from that ridiculous rifle the man's shooting at his own office walls.

"What do you mean?" the President asks, putting his spent gun down and sitting down in his chair, waiting for his gaggle of interns to put up fresh new targets.

"Why are we putting SPYGOD back into the very cell that he escaped from?" the fat man asks, trying to mask his frustration with apprehension: "We know full well, thanks to your inside person, that he was involved in a plot. Several, in fact!"

"We do, yes," the President answers, pulling a large flask from one of his desk drawers and unscrewing the cap.

"And if he was involved in those plots, he must have many more conspirators than we know of," the Minister says, gesturing to the screen halfway down the room that's tallying which members of Team Alpha have been captured or killed: "With all respect, I fear that having him back there, in plain sight, may act to rally them."

"Well, if you had to guess?" the President asks, offering the man a drink, which he refuses.

"Are you waiting for more information from the Owl and her lover?"

"No," the President says, having a long and fragrant pull from the flask: "We've got enough info as it is. Just the original charges alone are enough to pin him to the wall for an eternity, provided you've got your ducks in a row."

"Um, yes," the man says, a little miffed that the President would doubt his efficacy: "All your ducks are, as they say, in a row."

"Then we're good."

"I do not understand, Mssr. President."

The President snorts, and, taking another pull from the flask, raises a finger: "Let me explain something to you, Jean-Jacques.... you know that SPYGOD trained me for spy work for a time, right?"

"I think so..." the fat man says, knowing full well what happened in Mongolia, last September.

"One of the things he told me was to learn to think like the enemy. And one thing I know about SPYGOD is that, no matter how well you have him backed up to a wall, outgunned, outmaneuvered, whatever? He always has an exit strategy. !@#$, he always has fifty of the !@#$ things. He's got so many plans it's a wonder they aren't all stepping on each others feet like kids at a school dance."

"He does show remarkable foresight," the Minister admits: "So, you are worried that some of them may go off? If so, should we not place him someplace more secure?"

"Oh no," the President says: "He probably already figured on that. He's most likely got the exit strategies for the ten most likely lock-ups. So putting him back where he escaped from puts him at a disadvantage."

"Except that he may have had other things hidden there-"

"He did. But we know what they are, thanks to Straffer. And we took most of them away, and left a few behind, slightly altered. If he tries to use them he'll be in for an unpleasant surprise."

"Can we trust his lover?"

"Oh, I think we can," the President smiles: "I turned him good."

"You did it?" the Minister asks -- that is a surprise.

"I did," the man says, selecting a new rifle to fire, and then hefting it: "I got in touch with him not long after that farce with the Nthernaut, the other week. I made him a promise and a guarantee, just like SPYGOD taught me. The promise was that, if he cooperated, I'd put him in charge of the Space Service again, which was more than enough to get him back on our side."

"And the guarantee? I presume that was a threat?"

"Oh yes," the President says, his eyes like cold stone: "We can take him apart a lot easier than we put him back together. And when we're done, and he's just a brain in a tank? We can leave him in a dark room, somewhere, pumped full of those drugs we use to keep disembodied brains alive.

"The kind that cause the sort of nightmares where you don't know if you're alive and in pain, or dead and in Hell. And thanks to being unable to form long-term memories without sensory input? Well, every second it's a new bit of confusion and terror. A horrible sort of thing to do to a man, wouldn't you agree?"

"I would, yes," the Minister of Justice says, thinking of how many people he has in cerebral detention: "But what of SPYGOD's connection with the Nthernaut? Surely this must be a concern?"

"Ah!" the President smiles: "You've hit the nail on the head, Jean-Jacques. That's his ace in the hole. He's imprisoned in a city run by one of the most powerful allies. And you can bet his escape plan is going to use that."

"So we should move him-"

"No," the President sighs, shaking his head and turning the gun over and over in his hands: "You're missing the point, Jean-Jacques."

"Then perhaps the President can remind me of what it is?"

"Gladly," the President says, shooting a round into the floor between the fat man's feet, which does wonders to sharpen his concentration: "Remember how this man thinks. He's so paranoid that he thinks everything is out to get him, anything can go wrong, and everyone could either screw up or betray him.

"So he makes as many plans as he can to deal with every eventuality. Plans that even Straffer didn't know about. And to make those plans he needs as much information as he can get his hands on, and as many people to help him as he can command or force to do so.

"Now, does that make sense?"

"Yes... yes. It makes total sense," the man stammers, hoping he doesn't get shot at again. 

"Knowing that, we have to assume he knows we're making something to deal with the Nthernaut."

"But how? Even that eye can only see so much-"

"Same way he knows everything, Jean-Jacques. If he didn't have someone look into what we were doing, and find out our plans, he'd probably have used that box we confiscated and come spy on us himself..."

The Minister's face goes stark white at that. Clearly he hadn't considered SPYGOD and Straffer ghostwalking all the way to Paris.

"This also means we have to assume that he knows we have to wait until it's done to use it, and that the Maker will not be rushed.  Now, what does that suggest to you?"

Jean-Jacques opens his mouth like a fish, and then closes it. He has to shrug, and feel stupid under the President's withering glare.

"It means, Minister, that your prize criminal is going to try and escape from his cell just before that device becomes available. And that's because he always waits until the last minute to pull off a plan like this. Always. It's how he says '!@#$ you' to his enemies. And because he can't !@#$ing help it."

"But that is also when he at his most vulnerable..." the Minister says, finally getting it.

"Yes," the President says with a smile: "So we pull the rug out from under him, just then, and catch him with all his pants down. And then you'll have your trial, and we'll have the city under control, and everything will be right in the world again."

"Agreed," the fat man says: "But, what of his remaining allies? Could they not try and affect some plan of their own?"

"They're being mopped up as we speak," the President says, getting another text to indicate a success by Team Omega: "And as for others, I sent Henri over to talk to Josie. She's in charge of the COMPANY now, knows where the bodies are buried, has no love for SPYGOD at all, and wants to stay at her job.

"So if there's any chance we've overlooked something? I think they'll find it," the man says, indicating that someone should change a face on the board from AT LARGE to DEAD. 

"It's all about filling in the blanks, Jean-Jacques," the President says, grinning a little wider than his Minister of Justice is used to seeing.


* * *

"What does 'vanished' mean?" a certain, shadowy person is asking over the phone.

"I mean they're not here, sir," an invisible man wearing a no-suit explains, looking around the vast, underground cavern that used to hold the Toon Nation.

"How 'not' is 'not here'?"

"Sir, there are no people here, Toons or otherwise. There is no equipment or vehicles. There are no papers or supplies. If it wasn't bolted down to the walls, it's gone."

The shadowed man sighs and shakes his head: "Unacceptable. Getting tired of people just vanishing."

"Can we get something from IMINT, sir? Something must have seen something."

"Can't depend on satellites for anything, Agent. Believe me."

"Yes, sir," the agent says, knowing full well that the man does know all about that.

"No, this is a good, old-fashioned gumshoe problem. Look around. Talk to people. A whole colony of cartoons come to life doesn't just disappear without some trace."

"Will do, sir," the agent says, turning off his phone and heading out of the echoing chamber, knowing full well that he's probably pulled a losing assignment. The Toons picked a great place to hide out in: no one for miles around. If he finds anyone out here, they'll either be lonely weirdos or gun nuts, crazed from the heat. Maybe both.

He gets about three feet from the front entrance before a shadow hides the sun. He looks up and realizes what's casting that shadow has big ears, beady eyes, and very big teeth.

And can see him. 

"Good evening, good sir," the fuzzy, non-animated coyote -- standing up on his legs -- says with a strange, upper-crust accent: "Allow me to introduce myself..."

* * *

"So, why aren't you coming to me directly?" the scrambled voice on the other end of the old Freedom Force communicator asks. 

"Because I'd rather not get my name attached to this, if you don't mind," New Man sighs, hoping this Scranton flophouse he rented for the night isn't bugged, or worse: "And I think you know why."

"I do, yes," the voice says. There's a pause, and then: "What do you think I can do for you?"

"My son," the man says, putting his hand up to his eyes: "He's... he's mixed up in something big. Something that's gone out of control, I think. He tried to tell me as much as he could, before all this !@#$ started. And I had assurances he'd be okay, no matter what. But now..."

"Now, you know those assurances aren't worth a whole lot," the voice picks up from where he's left off.

"Yeah," the old man sighs: "Not a load of beans, near as I can see."

There's silence for a time, and New Man is afraid he's being blown off -- even after everything.

"Alright," the voice says: "I'll do what I can. And you know I'm good for it. But I'm going to need something in return."

"What's that?" 

"Call it a leap of faith," the person says: "Did SPYGOD ever tell you where the Third Base was?"

New Man's heart skips a beat at that: "What, the COMPANY's Third Base?"
 
"That would be it."

"I thought... it's just a joke, right? Something SPYGOD told people to get them looking in the wrong direction to find all his secret !@#$?"

"Well, it didn't hurt that they wasted all that time looking for it. But no, it's real. It's been hiding in plain sight all the time. And back when he and I weren't exactly friends? I found it."

"You're kidding."
"We don't have time for jokes. So here's the deal. I'm going to give you the coordinates. You go straight there and secure it. And in return, I'll make sure your son walks out of this. !@#$, I'll make sure he walks on water for the rest of his adult life if you pull this off."

"Is it that hard to get in?"

"Let's just say it's... unusual."

And when the National Facilitator of the United States gives him the address, New Man understands exactly what Mr. USA means by that word, and why this counts as a favor.

He also understands just how far he's willing to go to save his son. 
* * *

"Oh God, you idiot," the Violet Demon says, looking at what's left of Sir Smashalot -- a wet human outline thrown up against the whorehouse wall.

It hadn't been too bad, as far as assassination attempts go. Talk him into a well-deserved night out, now that they'd achieved their goal. Get him a few drinks. Convince him to splurge on one of those Croatian hookers for the two of them. 

And then try to kill him while he was good and distracted. 

It might have worked, too, except that the moron made too much noise putting his smash gloves on. They were weighty metal and plastic. They clinked, just so.

And the moment he heard that clinking, and looked around, he saw the villain aiming his high-tech hands at him, clearly intending to use them for their intended use. 

The reaction was automatic: he spun right off of the woman he was paying for, ducked by the bed, and aimed his own, innate power right at the man he'd been working with for the last few weeks before he could do the same. 

He hadn't intended to do that much damage. Maybe the fact that he'd been !@#$ing had messed with his metabolism. Maybe he'd panicked. 

But now his ally-turned-assassin was a smoking spraypainting of a man -- his gloves the only recognizable thing left.  

As he stands there, hearing the woman scream and cry for help, he realizes that this was doubly senseless. There was not only no reason for him to have actually killed Sir Smashalot, but there was no reason for the man to have tried to kill him. It just wasn't in his nature -- he wasn't that kind of supervillain. 

Which means the only reason this just happened is because someone higher up in their group has called for him to die. And that means that either the Scarlet Factotum finally figured out what he was up to, or else -- and far more likely -- the crazed, red robot was no longer in charge, and the new regime was not wanting her actual allies to complain about it. 

"The Pusher," he intuits, a whole lot of things suddenly making sense. 

He grabs his clothes, leaves a lot of money, and starts running. He doesn't know exactly where he's going, yet, but he knows where he can't go anymore. 

And that's as good a place to start. 

* * *

Myron sits down in a pool of his own blood at the front of a corner party store, not really sure how long he's got after what he's just done. 

It wasn't a bad plan, after all. He just had to make the laughing idiot think he was scared and helpless. Make him chase him everywhere he went, no matter what. 

Even if it meant going somewhere like this. 

Myron had no weapons. None of his gadgets. Nothing that could help him win a fight but his brains and what little he had to show for brawn. 

But if there was one thing he had -- something he's always had -- it's the ability to cobble !@#$ together on the fly. Take ten mismatched items, break them down, and make a radio out of it, or something. That kind of thing. 

So when he ducked in here, just ahead of Friendly Fire, he knew there was something here he could use to confuse a blind shootist who hunted through echolocation. If nothing else, a few ruptured canisters of helium might make his voice go so weird he'd have trouble shooting straight. 

But when he saw the noisemakers? Oh, that was the moment. That was it. 

That was when he realized he had a chance, after all. 

The crazy !@#$hole walked right into it. He ran in, laughing like a loon and grinning like a freak -- guns blazing. And then, just as he thought he had Myron dead to rights, his quarry let a whole pack of those blaring things go off. 

The effect was instantaneous. The idiot stopped laughing and started screaming. His over-sensitive eardrums burst like plums. He dropped his guns in pain and shock. 

And Myron, not wanting to lose a second, grabbed one of those guns and shot the blindfolded man in the head. Several times. 

It wasn't until he was sure the man was dead that he allowed himself to realize that, in the confusion, the man had shot him, too. Upper chest. A lung was ragged and painful, and didn't want to inflate all the way. He coughed blood and other, less happy things into his hand. 

So he sat down, feeling the pain come on. He couldn't quite feel his legs, anymore. It was just shock, and he knew that, just as he knew that if the !@#$-scared employees had stuck around to call 911, he'd probably live through this. 

If. 

He can hear the old man coming, now. A TU transport makes the whole block hummmmm under his !@#$. There's the twinned clopping of heavy boots on the ground outside. A swagger no amount of age could disguise. 

Even now, he could still beg for his life. He could crawl and say he was sorry. He was forced, he was threatened. His younger brother, his mother, his family. 

His own life, for that matter. 

He could, but it would be a lie -- well, most of it. In his heart he knew he was doing the right thing in the wrong way, even then. He'd known the story of his life was going to go a different direction the moment he bought that old machine and made it his own. 

He didn't know all the strange turns it was going to take, of course. He didn't know he'd take down a science terrorist organization, find and lose love, and then save the world almost all by himself. He didn't know he'd lose his soul and then find it again. 

And no idea he'd put on a costume and call himself a hero.


Something that, after being caught in a vibro-blast, it had taken a long day's run to finally shake out of his brain. 


The old man's here, now. He's yelling and shouting at him. Telling him how worthless he is. How low. A liar, a cheat. A fraud. A traitor.

Myron just closes his eyes and smiles, denying the old fart the honor of looking scared in his presence.

And then, just before the original Underman can lift his rifle, and vibrate his errant protege out of his own skin and bones, he flips the old man the bird and says just three words. 

"Game Over, mother!@#$er."

And then it is.

* * *

Up Against It
The Higher You Fly - The Further You Fall
Up Against It
Wondering Why - We Fought After All

* * *

(SPYGOD is listening to Up Against It (Pet Shop Boys, remix) and having a Labelle Game Over)