Showing posts with label The Pentecostal. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Pentecostal. Show all posts

Monday, April 11, 2016

Valhallopolis: 4/4/16 - 4/10/16

"I Cannot Escape This Fate / It's My Approaching Doom"

(Art by Dean Stahl)

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Monday: 4/4/16

"... ongoing coverage of the aftermath of the Freedom Force's fierce battle with the afflicted members of the New Kingdom Pentecostal megachurch in Tampa, Florida continues, here on CNN, tonight.

"We have just learned that two more of the victims, Roger D. Oldson, 47, and Jeremy P. Columbus, 6, have succumbed to injuries received during the fight. 

"That brings the total death toll to 28. The remaining 969 victims remain in critical care in a makeshift field hospital, set up by the COMPANY, in conjunction with Hillsborough County emergency services-"

(CLICK)

 "It's a tragedy, clearly. These people didn't ask for this to happen to them. They were the victims of a sick individual who escaped incarceration, used banned bioweapons to alter their bodies, and mind control to program their minds. We still have yet to establish a motive... yes, you had a question?"

"Yes sir, Tonya Brooks, WTSP. What are the chances that these victims can be cured?"

"Okay, Tonya. That's a two-part answer. The good news is that the programming was short-lived, and they are themselves, once again. However, as for the damage done to their bodies, we don't have as good of news. We're working with the COMPANY to determine if there was a cure for what they were given. Hopefully they can find it, or develop it, but these kinds of alterations don't just heal. If we can't find a cure, well, they will be stuck with this condition for the rest of their lives-"

(CLICK)

"The Pentecostal? Who the hell is that? I swear, these supervillains and their stupid names. Like that Penitent moron up in Michigan..."
(CLICK)

"... are asking that citizens at all points along Florida's Atlantic coast avoid drinking coastal water, or eating fish gathered along that side of the state, as the black slick created by the as-yet unidentified creature that attacked Miami, last Monday, is spreading North.

"When asked for a timetable, the EPA said they weren't sure, but would have more information forthcoming-"

(CLICK)

"A full week later, Miami remains a no-go zone. The fires are still raging in some parts of the city, and large pools of toxic sludge are everywhere. Conditions are reputedly even worse on Miami Beach, where the creature itself is being carefully deconstructed and removed.

"Emergency workers tell us that Federal authorities have told them to not go into the city, citing extremely hazardous conditions. They have been ordered to step back, deal with the survivors who escaped before the Gold Soldiers threw up the cordon, last Tuesday, and assist in keeping people out of the city.

"As of this minute, the White House insists that they're not writing off the city. They are simply waiting for a more comprehensive plan to deal with this extremely tragic and traumatic event-"

(CLICK)

 "See, if This Is Bull!@#$ was still broadcasting, they'd be all over this story. And that's because there's a lot of BS going around, if you get my drift. 

"Take the denials that the accident that took out the International Space Station had anything to do with this. There's a video going around, out there, that came from a departing Soyuz module. The Russians are claiming it's a hoax, of course, but it looks shaky enough to be real if you ask me.

"This video shows the station being plowed into by a giant, black ball. It just smashes through the central part like it's made of paper, and drags the rest of the pieces into each other. Where the ball goes after that, who knows?

"But then, this thing that came ashore at Miami Beach? Eyewitnesses say that there was a sonic boom. The sort of boom you'd hear if something large fell through the sky, just like what happened in Russia a couple years back when that meteorite exploded in their atmosphere in 2013.

"So, it looks like these things are falling a week apart. If that's right, that means we might get lit up any day now. And if it's as bad as what came shore in Miami, well, we could be in for some interesting times..."

(CLICK)

I only came for two days of playing
But everytime I come I always wind up staying
This the type of town I could spend a few days in
Miami the city that keeps the roof blazin



Tuesday: 4/5/16

It's not hot, down in hell with the dead. But it's not cold, either. Not even "lukewarm," whatever the hell that means. 

It's just flat. That's the only way Gail can describe it -- flat.  

She has no sense of touch or temperature. The brick walls of the rounded chamber seem rough and pitted, but she can't feel the texture, just the their solidity. Nothing has taste, or smell, or anything beyond sight and sound. 

No gravity means no real up or down. No sense of movement or inertia. No physical presence at all.

Her sight is distorted, as though she's seeing through smudged glasses. And sounds are strange, as though heard from just underwater. 

What she does have is a keen sense of time. 

She knows that she has been in this soul prison, trapped with these other ghosts, for exactly ten days, four hours, twenty-nine minutes, and six seconds. 

(Seven, now. Eight. Nine. Ten.)

She knows it's been twenty three hours, fifty-nine minutes, and ten seconds since the Olympian who cast her down here has come down to here to feed on one of them. 

(Eleven. Twelve. Thirteen.)

She's not sure how many ghosts are down here, shrieking and crying. They come and go. Are noticed and then are replaced, or removed. 

Or eaten whole.

(Thirty-one. Thirty-two. Thirty three.)

When Satanoth comes down here, he wastes no time. He immediately grabs and then slurps down one of his captives -- just like they were a ball of orange juice, floating in zero-G.

(Forty-seven. Forty-eight. Forty-nine.)

And each and every time, Gail's realized that he is looking right at her. 

(Fifty-three. Fifty-four. Fifty-five.)

As if to say "I'm going to enjoy it when it's your turn."

(Fifty-six. Fifty-seven. Fifty-eight.)

And she can feel him coming on down, even now...

(Fifty-nine...)

* * *

 "... sixty," Gail Reynolds -- the former Red Queen -- counts as she bench-presses 300 for her COMPANY inquisitors: "Sixty-one... sixty-two... sixty-three..."

She's not in a cell -- at least that's not what they're calling it. Officially this is "debriefing." But she's been here in this large, high-tech gym for a full day, had only minimal contact with anyone other than the three AGENTS on this detail, and been subjected to dozens of tests.

(And that's just the tests she knows of. Other, more surreptitious ones are doubtlessly going on around her.)

They've made her run on a treadmill and climb a wall. They've watched her eat and !@#$, sleep and dream. Word association and firearms practice, memory tests and balance beams. They even had her arm-wrestle someone, just to see if she'd win or lose.

She's doing her best to not complain too much. She has nothing to complain about. 

Still, this is sort of galling, all things considered...

"I think that's good enough," one of the AGENTS assigned to her debrief says, making a note on his pad: "In fact, I think we're completely satisfied. Your health and fitness levels are exactly what we'd expect them to be."

"A little too exact," one of the others says, leaning over in the corner and observing the goings-on with what's either suspicion or fey disinterest: "Especially since you won't tell us what's happened to you."

"Ain't secrets just a !@#$?" she snorts, sitting up and drying herself off with a towel: "I'd tell if I could. Really. But I made some promises-"

"To whom?" the third person in the room asks. It's one of Josie's clones -- some femme-looking one with long, purple hair and nails so black they look like wet coal.

"Sorry, Rikki," Gail shrugs: "Can't tell that either."

"Can you tell us anything at all?" the one tapping on his pad asks: "Straffer saw you at Olympos, and you were alive and altered. And now you're back and you're human, so far as we can tell. Something's happened in-between, clearly."

"We're not giving you access to any guns and sending you out into the field without a full and frank accounting, dearie," Rikki says, somewhat apologetically: "So unless you felt like parking your buns on the bench...?"

"Well, that's one thing we have to get straight," Gail says, putting her hands together: "When I come back to work for you? No guns."

Rikki blinks: "What?"

"No guns. No knives. Nothing that could kill or seriously maim an opponent. I'm... no longer allowed to take lives."

"And who told you that?" the clone says, clearly shocked.

Gail just smiles: "Sorry, Rikki. Can't give you that number."

* * *

"Ouch!" Blastman says, slapping his forehead as he groans: "I can't believe she just did that."

"I can," Mr. USA says, smiling, turning away from the screen that most of the Freedom Force are watching the interrogation on, in the well-furnished lounge above the room she's being interrogated in. 

(American Steel, for her part, is looking down through the one-way mirror -- hands on the glass, and totally silent.)

"What do you think?" Hanami asks the older hero.

"I think it's her," he says, looking back at the screen: "She's different, though. Less abrasive, more controlled."

"She isn't saying '!@#$' every other word," Red Wrecker says, amazed at how easily the curseword just slipped out of her own mouth. 

"According to the data I'm receiving, it's her," Dr. Uncertainty says, holding up a pad and tapping on the screen: "The DNA is an exact match. Blood type is the same. Her scars and broken bones match everything in her record."

"But...?" Hanami asks, turning to look at the masked genius detective.

"Was it that well telegraphed?" he asks, adjusting his sunglasses.

"What's missing?" Mr. USA asks, pretty concerned.

"Well, for starters, her liver is in pristine condition," Uncertainty says, calling up a scan of it: "Gail drank fairly regularly. Not enough to be in danger of cirrhosis, but enough to show some degradation."

"What else?" Hanami asks.

"Well, it doesn't say if she smoked or not, here," the detective says: "But her lungs are pink and clear, which your average adult in an industrialized country does not have, thanks to pollution and secondhand smoke. And as for her bones..."

"Wait, is it like that one movie?" Red Wrecker asks: "The one where the Angel's body had no bone rings, or something?"

"Well, they're not rings, Florence. But yes, exactly like that. Her bones are that of a fully grown female adult, but the solid matter doesn't show any signs that growth actually occurred."

Everyone sort of blinks for a second. 

"So, what?" Blastman asks: "This is a clone?"

"No," American Steel says, not turning from the window: "Clones grow just like anyone else does. They just do it a lot faster."

"Exactly," Dr. Uncertainty says, seemingly perplexed by his fellow new teammate's grasp of the subject: "And you'd think that, if she was a clone, there would be no sign of scars or past damage."

"So, they want us to think it's her, but it isn't?" Hanami asks.

"If so, why go half-assed on the job?" Blastman asks: "Why give her a band new engine in an old chassis?"

"Nice analogy," Red Wrecker snorts, and he grins at her for a second before he realizes she's being critical, and then shuts up and looks away -- embarrassed.

"What about her psychological tests?" Hanami asks the masked detective, who nods.

"Well, there's clearly been some kind of trauma she's not telling us about. it might have something to do with why she won't kill, anymore. But in terms of her personality, and other things... it's matching."

"It's her," American Steel says, turning from the window at last: "The way she moves? How she's talking with the people down there? That's her."

"I didn't know you knew her, Jelena," Mr. USA says.

The new heroine smiles: "I wasn't always piloting an experimental tactical battlesuit, (REDACTED). Her and I go way back."

"But you can't tell us because it's all classified?" Red Wrecker asks.

"Got it in one, girl," the armored heroine grins, snapping her metal fingers in Florence's direction. The gesture just annoys her further, but American Steel either doesn't notice or doesn't care.

"So what do we !@#$ing do?" Blastman grumbles: "It's her, but it isn't? I can't be the only one spooked by that, given what's going on."

"I say we take her in and keep an eye on her," Hanami announces, standing up and looking around: "But we all keep an eye on her. She steps out of line, does something weird, then we close her down. Can we agree to that?"

"It's risky," Mr. USA says: "But... yeah, I can see the wisdom in that."

"Why not?" Blastman says: ""We need a new martial artist after what happened with Chinmoku, after all."

Everyone nods sadly at that, and Red Wrecker pipes up: "It'll give her a chance to prove herself if it's her."

"And if it isn't..." Dr. Uncertainty says, but needs say no more.

Wednesday: 4/6/16

"No, really," the AGENT in charge of the interrogation of one Gerry Oliver Glory -- aka The Pentecostal -- says, all but slamming a heavy binder down on the table in front of the man: "You want to talk to us, Gerry. You want to give us something, here.

"Because right now? You aren't just looking at a world of hurt. You're looking at a whole damn solar system, Gerry. Planets and moons and a big, angry sun, coming to burn you down."

The man just looks up at him, and then back down at the table below his chin -- mostly obscured by the binder, containing the names of all the people he victimized.

He looks like crap, this sorry supervillain. His long hair -- meant to be crafted up into some kind of weird altar -- is slopped around his shoulders. His forehead is badly bruised from where Dragonfly's stun baton smacked him, and he's got raccoon eyes from where the resulting goose-egg drained. He's pale and unshaven, somewhat unsteady.

And still he won't talk.

"You know what, to hell with this," the AGENT says: "I don't know why we're bothering with you. Because we already know everything we need to."

That gets him to look up, just a little.

"That's right, Gerry. You were in jail, serving two life sentences along with a few other gimmick villains like yourself. You got to know some of them, I'm sure. Like maybe this guy, here..."

He pulls a picture of a scary-looking man up on his wrist pad: "Frederico Barnes, otherwise known as The Solution. Arms dealer, fixer, occasional bioterrorist. Done up for selling weaponized anthrax to the FBI in a sting operation. Been there three years out of a triple life when you got in."

He waves the picture in front of the villain's face a couple times: "Friend of yours, right? Cell across the hall. Sat at the same table for dinner. Played cards on saturdays... except you don't play cards because Jesus, right?"

No reaction, but the AGENT goes on: "He had access to a stockpile of a Massive-7 before he got caught and sent up. He told you where to find it, didn't he?"

The Pentecostal doesn't say anything to that, either and just looks back down.

"Now, my only question in all of this is what good it would have done him to have you know that," the AGENT says, bending down to try and make eye contact: "It's not like you'd have been able to pay him for it. And it's not like he'd have wanted you to dose a whole megachurch congregation with his !@#$, now would he?"

Silence, but at least he's making eye contact, again.

And maybe that's something.

* * *

 "Sir, I need you to understand exactly what I am saying," the CDC official is saying to the Interim President, who's sitting behind his desk in the Oval Office like something akin to a statue -- staring at the wall and hardly blinking.

She looks at the others in the room with her, and then back at him. They're not sure what to do now. The man's hardly spoken a word since she started explaining about what's happening in Miami, right now. 

"Go on, Gloria," one of her cohorts whispers: "We have to say we tried."

"Mr. President, this is the issue," she continues, after another few awkward seconds: "The creature that we destroyed? Its very presence was highly toxic to the environment around it. 

"If it'd landed on land, that would have been bad enough. It ruined the vegetation and infected every living thing it touched. And it spat up that horrible, corrosive liquid onto people, and shot projectiles that exploded with the same substance, only flammable..."

She coughs into her hand, nervously. His lack of expression and reaction just makes this that much worse.

"Now, I'm sure you remember people telling you that everyone who was touched by that substance was infected by it. They've become monsters, Mr. President. There's no other way to put it. They can't be reasoned with, anymore. They just want to kill and eat anything with a pulse, and turn them into things like themselves.

"And that's bad enough. I mean, we can cordon off with the city and burn it down. That's a horrible thing, but it's doable. 

"But it landed in the ocean, Mr. President. And that means that every living thing in the water was also infected. And not just the fish, sir. It's also the microscopic life. The plankton. All that life in the ocean, already trying to kill and eat each other... well, it's gotten worse.

"And because it landed where it did, the infection is going north, along with the Gulf Stream. I'm sure you can appreciate what that means...?"

She looks to him, hoping to see some glimmer of understanding. But he doesn't even blink.

* * *

"So what am I missing, here, Glory?" the AGENT asks: "Help me connect the dots, and maybe I can get you put right back where you escaped from. Otherwise, we'll just shove you in basement with the rest of the scum we can't risk having in the normal prisons, and-"

"You think I'm afraid of you?" The Pentacostal says, raising his head up proudly: "You think I'm terrified of you? Of your jails? Your threats? This is just flesh, sir. Bone and skin. It'll be gone, soon, and then it'll just be my soul, standing before the Lord, ready to take my punishment and claim my reward."

"Yeah?" the AGENT sneers: "Well, between you and me? I think it's going to be more of the first and less of the second."

"That's not for you to say, sir," the villain goes on: "Judgment shall be the Lord's alone. Not man, not you. Him. He's the one I pray to, not you. He's the one who commands me, not you."

"Wake me up when this gets interesting," the AGENT says, plopping down in the chair across the table from The Pentecostal: "I can't wait."

"Well, that's the problem with people like you."

"What?"

"Waiting," the villain replies: "All your life you think you have time. You can't really contemplate death because you're afraid of it. You're afraid of judgment, and the pain that comes from having God turn his back on you.

"But here we are, sir! It's the end of days. The apocalypse is upon us, now. The signs are showing, the prophecies are unfolding. And now the darkness is being loosed upon the land, right here in Florida of all places!"

"It's not the apocalypse, Glory," the AGENT insists: "It's aliens is all. Giant crabs shooting nuclear poop out of their blowholes. That's it."

"No it isn't!" the Pentecostal shouts, banging his fists on the table: "It's not aliens! It's demons! It's men becoming monsters and the land rising against us! It's creatures from Hell walking among us and calling themselves gods, and our letting them do it!

"It's all these sins, caked on our hearts like filth. And you just shoot at it and threaten it and burn it and arrest it and pretend you're righteous and it's working. And all the while you know, you know, that it's just throwing ice cubes on the fire.

"Steam and spit, AGENT. That's all your best efforts are against prophecy."

"So what were you trying to do, then?" the AGENT asks, leaning forward and tapping the book: "What were you trying to accomplish by turning these people into monsters?"

And over the next few minutes -- between snarling and spitting -- The Pentecostal finally tells the ugly truth.

Thursday: 4/7/16

"I can't !@#$ing believe it," SPYGOD grumbles, leaning back in his chair in the COMPANY transport his secret team has been living out of for the last month or so, and staring at the decrypted information on the screen.

"The Korhogo facility," Gosheven whistles: "I've heard stories about that place. It's bad news."

"What do you mean?" Shining Guardsman asks: "Isn't a superslam usually bad news?"

"Not like this," the shapeshifter goes on, shaking his head: "It's underground, with only one way in and out. It's boobytrapped out the damn ass. And when it went down, in the last days of the Terre Unifee? They just left the prisoners down there to rot."

"!@#$," Swiftfoot mutters: "Of course they'd put him somewhere impossible."

"Well, it's not impossible," Myron says, but even he doesn't really believe it.

"You can't spell impossible without 'possible,' Mr. Freedom offers up: "If we can dream it, then it has already been done."

"Well, hopefully they take new age greeting card slogans at the door," Gosheven snorts. 

"So close, and yet so far," Free Fire says.

"Um," SPYGOD says, coughing into his fist: "Gentlemen, I have an announcement I'd like to make."

"Yes?" Myron asks.

"Next time someone !@#$ing says the word 'impossible' in regards to getting into this place that we've been searching for, all this damn time, and rescuing my fiancee?" the superspy asks, standing up out of his chair and staring down at each member of the team in turn: "They get my !@#$ing fist up their face. And another one up their ass.

"And then? I'm going to !@#$ing breathe fire and rotate your sorry butt around until you're well done. And then I'm going to serve your burned ass for breakfast!

"You all !@#$ing got that?" he shouts.

Everyone nods, and then he sits back down.

"No one said this was going to be !@#$ing easy," he says, steeping his hands before his face and looking at each person in turn: "It certainly hasn't been, so far. We've been fighting !@#$ing space monsters and shoggoth gangsters. And now they're !@#$ing lobbing poop balls at us from Mars, trying to soften us up for the real event.

"My fiancee? The man who says he !@#$ing loves me, and has done everything he can to prove it? He's the best chance we've got to know what we're !@#$ing up against, and how to beat it. He might be the only chance, too.

"So I don't care if this place is boobytrapped, full of dead prisoners, patrolled by those weird-ass black blob !@#$ers, or whatever. We're going to get in. We're going to get him out of there.

"And then, we're going to find out who !@#$ing put him there, and bring them the damn pain..."

* * *

"So what have you got for me?" Josie asks the AGENT who did The Pentecostal's debriefing: "Did you get anything useful out of him?"

"I did, yes, Ma'am," the man says, nodding as he stands at attention in her office: "But it wasn't what he did that was useful."

"I don't follow, AGENT," the Director says, shaking her pink head: "What do you mean?"

"His plan was just a straightforwardly insane scheme to draw attention to what he thinks is the end of the world," the AGENT explains: "Get some Russian bioweaponry, feed it to churchgoers, and then use his hypnosis powers to send them off to cause mayhem. That brings attention, attention brings cameras, cameras get his message out there."

"Really?" Josie says, raising an eyebrow: "That's all there was to it?" Really?"

"Yes, ma'am. The sort of crazy plan you think of on the fly after you've served a couple years of your double-life sentence, your cellmates trust you enough to tell you where they buried the goods, and you manage to get out of prison by accident."

"By accident."

"Yes, ma'am," the AGENT says, raising his wrist to project his pad's signal onto the screen near her desk: "Three days before the incident there was massive breakout from the Charlotte facility in Florida. There was a prisoner transfer going on, and the truck exploded on its way out of the dock."

He shows her footage of the explosion, captured on a guard's phone: "The explosives were powerful enough to crack most of that building, and they were followed up by sniper fire and mortars, along with an electronic attack that rendered their security and surveillance systems inoperable."

The angle on the explosion changes, and the phone drops to the ground. It films a bit longer and then goes black.

"Military work?" Josie surmises.

"It seems so, ma'am. The prisoners in the truck were killed right along with the guards and a number of other people. But in the confusion, about a third of the D-block managed to get out of the building, and half that number again managed to escape from the complex. The Pentecostal was one of them, though they had a hard time confirming that. In fact, they still think he's among the dead, given the damage to his block."

"So if his escape was by accident, then who was the real target?" the Director asks: "And what's the useful thing you were talking about?"

"These people right here," the AGENT says, showing the pictures of a dozen very disturbing looking white men, their skin covered in black, racist tattoos: "The Sons of the Serpent. Nasty Neo-Nazi religious cult, known for worshiping the snake from the Garden of Eden."

"Seriously, AGENT?"

"Yes ma'am. I looked through their literature last night. I feel like I need to bleach my brain."

"So how do we know this?"

"Because, on his way out of the care of the Florida Department of Corrections, Mr. Glory ran right into the seven survivors of the blast," the AGENT explains: "And they were nice enough to not only shield him from the guards, but also hustle his ass into their waiting transport, and then drop him off where he needed to go."

"Were they friends in the D-block?"

"Well, he didn't think so. But he thinks he did a solid for one of their senior members, one time. That might be why they helped him out rather than leaving him in the dust, or just shooting him."

"And on the way out they were all whooping and hollering and congratulating themselves for a job well done?" Josie asks, and makes a sour expression when the AGENT nods: "!@#$sticks."

"Ma'am?"

"Has he said anything else?" Josie asks, getting up behind her desk: "Anything else that might be of use?"

"Well, the leader of the Sons? Terry Busey? He thanked the driver for the rescue, and said something about needing to be in a plane in the next few days. But he clammed up after that, and they all went back to hooping and howling."

Josie considers that, and then nods: "Thank you, AGENT."

"What should I do with The Pentecostal?" he asks: "Send him back? Keep him here?"

"Keep him here, have a word with the Department of Corrections, and see if they can't remand his custody to a mental care facility," she answers: "He needs to pay for his crimes, but I have little doubt he's insane. And having him in with the worst examples of humanity isn't going to help him."

He nods, waits for her to dismiss him, and then marches out of her office -- orders in mind.

Friday: 4/8/16

The infected woman won't stop screaming. That's the worst part of all this.

She's been shot at least fifty times in the last minute, courtesy of the rail guns the Gold Soldier is brandishing. Large chunks of her anatomy have been blasted clear from her body -- her left arm, her right leg, the left side of her rib cage.

And now the top of her skull, trailing black, roiling mush along with it -- the necrotic slop she was hiding under her skin.

But she's still alive, after a fashion. Still twitching, and still warping, as the dark goo sloshing out of her wounds in a never-ending flood reforms her into something new and strange.

Something less human with each heartbeat.

Something that's still !@#$ing screaming...

Antonia Jones-Crisp grimaces and continues to have that unit fire at her, just as she's having the fifty other Gold Soldiers do, all around the cordon surrounding what used to be Miami.

The city is dead, now. In flames. Burning and crumbling.

And all those who remain in there, now, are officially beyond saving.

At first, she didn't want to believe it. She thought her orders had to be a damn mistake. Contain the civilian population? Shoot to kill if they tried to escape? What was this, the Soviet Union?

But then she encountered her first group of victims -- stumbling towards the checkpoint on north Miami beach, claiming they were just fine, and then slithering up to the unit and tearing it to pieces in their massive, black mouths within seconds.

Josie didn't have to reprimand her. Antonia had learned her lesson.

And now she just shoots to kill -- again, as the case may be -- and concentrates on her orders.

It's not easy, soldiering so many units around in her VR tank. Especially not while looking after her and Fred's miracle baby at the same time. But she's got her orders, and she's working from home, and she's the only one who can make this multitasking thing work.

The only one that can make sure that there's still a world left for her beautiful weird baby to grow up in. 

So she kills anything that tries to leave Miami, and wonders how long until someone does the obvious thing to the infected mess the city's become...

* * *

"And the latest numbers from the metro Police department reveal the exiting news that the crime rate here in Detroit have gone down a full 25 percent!" the vacuous-looking brunette on the TV news announces.

She's got more to say, of course -- she always does -- but no one in the crowded bar hears it. They're too busy ducking and covering as someone shoots the place up.

The gun is some weird, ceramic thing attached to a slim backpack. Whatever gets hit by its chittering, white beam turns as brittle as thin, spun glass.

Most objects simply collapse under their own weight. Some hang in there for a while, but eventually begin to crack, and then -- in a second or two -- crash in on themselves, and turn to multicolored flinders all over the floor.

"I got your attention, I think?" the man in a thin man in a white, plain mask asks, holding the gun up: "Unless anyone wants to say something?"

No one does. So he steps back and lets his boss do the talking.

"Evening, gentlemen," Morgue Anna says, tapping her staff on the floor -- each time she does, the lights turn on and then off: "I have it on good authority this bar plays host to the General's troops? Yes?"

The men on the floor all look at one another. They look like dangerous rejects from an NRA convention, and are all strapped for battle.

"I'll take that as a yes," she says, smirking: "Here's the deal, folks. The guns in this town are now mine, and I won't be taking no for an answer on that. So you got two choices. You either work for me, now, or you don't work at all."

"Any questions?" Porcelain asks, looking around.

"I got an answer, faggot," one of the larger men on the floor says, getting up -- his eyes burning with the intensity of the large, ham-fisted, and incredibly dense: "And that's !@#$ you. We work for him. We don't work for no one else. And if you think-"

"Porcelain," Morgue Anna says, and her subordinate grins as he turns his weapon on the man. The white, chittering light strikes him dead center, and he stops talking as his body turns into something a lot more brittle than flesh, bone, and fat.

And then he cracks into pieces, and litters the floor with glasslike shards of red, orange, and white.

"You're working for the lady," the villain says, lifting his gun back up again: "Get up and follow us out. We'll discuss money and orders after you get told what's what."

She grins as they all get up and hustle their asses out the door -- right into the presence of Red Devil, who's ready to make them do what she wants in his own way.

"So, what should we do with the place?" Morgue Anna asks her underling: "Leave it standing? Or make an example?"

"Well..." he starts to say, but realizes she was asking a rhetorical question.

So he grins, kicks his gun into overdrive, and turns the rest of the building into his namesake -- wondering if his colleagues are having as much fun as he is, right now.

And when the fun might actually stop and become work...

* * *

"Well done, my good servant," Helvete says over the phone as Karl reports his success: "I know it must have been hard to find. They did their best to hide it, after what happened."

"It doesn't look like much," Karl says, looking at the old, Soviet-era building his men have secured: "Apart from being a rather brutal example of statism expressed in concrete. All these years later you can still smell the authority."

"The Communists do love their dominating architecture, yes," his boss tells him: "But even what you're seeing is merely a front. The real treasure is well below the building, most likely still buried by several floors of concrete."

"And you're saying we need to have this... Beehive? Is that really what it's called?"

"Oh yes," the pale pyromaniac grins: "It's going to come in very handy when we enact our plan, in a few week's time."

"Very good, " Karl says, rubbing his face -- the burns are itching as they heal: "I'll have the men go in and see how much as to be cleared and fixed up. Is there anything else I can do?"

"You've done it, my good man," Helvete says, looking at the map, and imagining his servant standing before it: "You've earned a night's rest. But tomorrow morning let's see about getting our guests taken care of?"

"Of course," Karl says: "There were some complications, stateside, due to that weird thing that happened in Miami. But I'll see about getting it going."

"Excellent," the pale man says, and then -- after hanging up -- gets ready to call his increasingly-useless meat puppet candidate, and tell him how to screw up his chances of gaining office just that much more.

"Plans within plans..." he chuckles, thinking of his long-dead friends and rivals in ABWEHR.

And wondering what they'd all say if they saw him now. 

Saturday: 4/9/16

At first, Gosheven doesn't say anything.

He blinks a few times, unsure of what he's seeing. Is it a mirage from the long flight from Africa to here?

"Honey?" he asks, almost mouthing the words.

"Asshole?" the woman he's staring at asks, holding her arms out and open for him.

And then, decorum be damned, the shapeshifter runs all the way across the Flier's flight deck and all but jumps into Gail's arms -- crying big tears all the while.

"Oh my god," Myron gasps, following quickly behind his teammate: "Red Queen? Is that you?"

"Yes it is," she says, gasping a little to see him: "Where the !@#$ were you, Underman?"

"Oh, don't call me that," he laughs, joining in the three-person hug.

"Well, don't call me Red Queen," she says, giving him a pat on the back and trying to avoid Gosheven's sloppier kisses: "It's Dragonfly now. Long damn story."

"One she won't let us in on," Hanami says, walking up behind her: "Myron, Gosheven. Nice to see you."

"Likewise," Myron says, shaking her hand. He'd have gone for a hug but she all but shoved her right hand out for him to take.

"Well, Hanami," SPYGOD says, bringing up the rest of his team and looking down at her: "At last we really !@#$ing meet."

"We knew each other before, (REDACTED)," she says, putting her hands behind her back as a sign of respect: "I'm sorry you don't remember."

"I'm sorry I'm having to go off of notes and recordings," the superspy admits: "But let's !@#$ing get together soon and fix all that !@#$, huh?"

"If we have time," the Japanese android says, looking over to the Transport her team was about to take into the field: "Our two teams are probably going to be booked solid for a while. We're heading down to help with the Miami situation. And you're..."

"Triple Black !@#$ You Top Secret," he laughs, winking a blind eye over his round mirror glasses: "Same as always."

"Well, good hunting, sir," she says, saluting, and then brings up the rest of her team. The two groups shake hands, hug, or exchange nods as they go by, depending on how well they know the other people, or how much they like them.

And then, as quickly as it began, the impromptu reunion is over. One team enters the Flier for debriefing. The other departs for a mission.

And no one has any idea when they'll see each other again.

Or if. 

* * *

"We got them," the AGENT in charge of following up on the Sons of the Serpent announces, coming up to Josie and showing her the proof of his investigations: "I swear, these people are !@#$ing morons. They must have wanted to get caught."

"What have you got, Ramirez?" the Director asks, noticing that SPYGOD's on the Flier's deck, but not acknowledging his presence -- yet.

"The week before the breakout, someone made arrangements for twelve men to travel from Miami International Airport," the AGENT goes on: "Completely fictitious people. Stolen ID bought off the black market. A good job, but you'll notice who one of them is..."
"Gary Busey?" Josie says, almost incredulously.

"AKA Terry Busey," Ramirez says: "Now, Miami being in the state it's in, the flight got canceled. But then someone thoughtfully booked them another flight, for seven of them this time, from Southwest Florida International."

"Let me guess," the Director says, holding up a finger when SPYGOD looks like he's going to open his mouth: "The seven men who survived the escape attempt. Including Gary Busey."

"Correct, ma'am," the AGENT says, smiling: "They've got a flight booked for Dusseldorf tomorrow."

"Germany, huh," Josie snorts: "Talk about hitting it right on the damn nose."

"That's one way to put it," Rakim says, coming up and handing Josie the reports from the Brain Computer's latest project: "At AGENT Ramirez's suggestion, I looked into the whereabouts of several prominent and virulent racist leaders, here in America. I found that a number of them have also taken off for Dusseldorf under fictitious names, some of which are clearly... well..."

"Luke Skywalker?" Josie snorts.

"That's David Duke," Rakim says, brushing his long beard: "It gets worse from there."

"Wow, it really is like they wanted to get caught," Ramirez mutters, shaking his head. 

"Alright then," Josie says, nodding and handing the reports back to them: "Well done, both of you. I'll see about having them watched when they land in Germany."

Then the Director coughs, looks up at SPYGOD, and walks over to him, smiling: "Glad you could make it, (REDACTED). Ready for your debriefing?"

"I feel like I already got pantsed," he says, smiling. Her smile falls, for just a second, and he can see that, while she might have gotten the joke, she sure didn't want it.

And over the next hour, as he skillfully lies his way through another lengthy meeting with the Director of the agency he used to run, he wonders how long he can keep this up before he inadvertently gives the game away.

She's not nearly as oblivious as he'd like her to be, after all. 

Sunday: 4/10/16

"Just a little bit more," Antonia says, more to herself than anyone else, as the latest observation drone flies over the center of the city: "A couple more blocks."

"Hey you," she hears someone say within earshot of one of her Gold Soldiers. The unit looks down to see Hanami there, waving just outside the cordon.

"Well hi, stranger," she says, putting the drone feed on the back burner for a moment or two: "When are you going to come down to the creche and say hi to me and the boy?"

"When I get a day off," the Japanese android jokes: "When are you going to get back into the field?"

"That's just it, Hanami. I am in the field," the former Gold Standard chuckles: "My new telepresence multitasking programs let me run up to sixty separate units before I start breaking a sweat. A hundred if I really push it."

"We miss you, though," Hanami says: "American Steel's nice enough, but she's still learning her way around that prototype of yours."

"She'll do fine..." Antonia says, but then breaks off. The drone Hanami's talking to looks right around, towards the center of the ruined city.

They're all looking, now.

"What's wrong?" Hanami asks.

"Oh... that's not good," Antonia says, horrified at what she's seeing...

* * *

"Ma'am?" an AGENT contacts Josie in her office, just as she's taking some very private -- and highly-encrypted -- email.

"Yes, AGENT?" she says, quickly putting the pad's message out of sight.

"We've got some telemetry coming in from Miami. Gold Standard's tagged it infra-red. And it's... well, you need to see this."

"I'm coming," the Director says, quickly taking one last look at the message her mole sent her.

TEAM SPENT ALL NIGHT RESEARCHING KORHOGO FACILITY. STRAFFER IS SUPPOSEDLY THERE. COVER IS RESEARCHING AL-HADHIH IN CENTRAL AFRICA. PLAN IS TO BREAK STRAFFER OUT AND GET HIM HIDDEN, THEN FOLLOW UP ON WHOEVER TOOK HIM. PLEASE ADVISE. 


She considers the request, and then types back: GO ALONG FOR NOW. KEEP ME POSTED. 

Then she all but runs for the operations deck to see what has everyone hollering.

And when she does, she immediately calls the President. 

* * *

"I... I just don't know..." the Interim President says to his master, over the phone in the Oval Office: "I mean, I told you what they saw. What they know..."

"I know what you have told me, my good servant," the Mahdi says, seemingly unconcerned: "And I tell you, in turn, that this has been prepared for. Our God, most beneficent, most merciful, has written the end chapter on the book of our lives. Should we dare to not read it?"

"Of course not," he says, shaking his head: "But do we have to just sit here? Wait for inevitable? Can't we try to fight back?"

"Why would you do such a thing?" the strange-sounding man asks: "Paradise beckons, man. Be grateful. And be silent of its details, so that only the righteous will gain a place in the Kingdom."

The Mahdi hangs up at that, leaving his servant breathless, and then crying.

(SPYGOD is listening to Undertow (Pet Shop Boys) and having a Reserve Special Black Ale)

Monday, April 4, 2016

Valhallopolis: 3/28/16 - 4/3/16

"We All Look So Perfect As We All Fall Down"

(Shining Guardsman, Mr. Freedom, Myron, SPYGOD, Gosheven, Swiftfoot, Free Fire)

(Art by Dean Stahl)

* * *
26
* * *

Monday: 3/28/16 

"... the top story, this hour. Large portions of Miami, Florida are in flames tonight after a furious battle between the COMPANY's Flier and something witnesses are calling a sea monster, but that independent aeronautics experts are saying came from space..."

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"... heard a boom, like a sonic boom. Then the sky went black and then light, like the fourth of July..."

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"... the Flier arrived on the scene after the creature had come ashore at Miami Beach, killing hundreds..."

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"... best described as a black crab, maybe two hundred feet tall and twice as wide. Horribly misshapen, with gruesome, moving spines, a coral-like shell, and numerous orifices, spurting gouts of caustic liquid..."

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"Fue horrible. Mi hermano se ahogo en el vomito. Se derrito como el chocolate. Pero el todavia estaba vivo..."

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"... man, they gave it twenty-one guns. I served in the Navy and I've never seen that much (BLEEP) firepower. Boom boom (BLEEP) boom, you know...?"

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 "... President called for calm, and denied that there was any connection between this incident and the loss of the International Space Station last week..."

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"... see here, in this footage, that the water it's striding through is changing color. Turning from blue to black, and becoming thicker..."

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"... stopped throwing out caustic sludge and started shooting projectiles, instead. They exploded where they landed, engulfing entire city blocks in flames..."

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"... after minutes of frantic bombardment with railguns, lasers, and ship-to-ship missiles, the beast exploded, and then collapsed under its own weight..."

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"... White House Press Secretary said, quote, 'There was a time when this happened all the time, back in the 70's. While this is a terrible tragedy, the American people can rest assured this is, as far as we can tell, a fairly unique event..."

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 "... EPA warns the entire ecosystem may be catastrophically damaged, and are urging all citizens within a fifty mile radius to boil their water, and not eat any seafood harvested..."

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"... the Interim President also denied that this was anything to do with the undersea empire of the Kingdom, insisting that they were maintaining their truce with us..."

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"... the Olympians had no comment, seemingly continuing their recently-announced boycotting of the United States of America after the front-running Republican Candidate's comments..."

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"... Look, I tell you people everything. And I would tell you people if I knew. We've got great people working on this. And when I am President, we will have even more great people on the job.."

(CLICK)

 "... no comment from the United Nations Space Service at this time."


Tuesday: 3/29/16

It's daybreak over Miami, and the city is still in flames. 

Josie stands astride the front window of the Flier's bridge, looking down at the smoldering ruins below. AGENTS scurry around her, terrified to say or do something that would set off her now-infamous temper. 

They don't need to worry, though. She's not noticing them. She's looking down below, imagining the hell the clean-up crews must be going through right now. Putting out fires ignited by alien ichor. Creating even hotter fires to burn down the mutating chunks of black, suppurating flesh that wriggle and squirm in the wreckage. 

Determining which civilians can be taken out and saved, and which ones need to be contained in case they, too, begin to change...

"Director?" one of the AGENTS says, saluting her as she comes up beside her: "Sorry to disturb you, ma'am."

"It's okay," the pink-haired, burly clone says, turning to regard her subordinate with wet eyes, seemingly-incapable of doing the right thing at last: "What do you need, AGENT?"

"It's Hanami," she says: "You wanted to be informed as soon as she got back on board."

"Right," Josie says, nodding: "Tell her to meet me in my office."

"Roger that, ma'am. Also, Peg's got another request for a transport-"

"Whatever she wants," the Director says, waving it off: "But tell her to bring it back in one piece, this time? I don't know who taught SPYGOD how to fly, but I don't need any more splashdowns in the damn Pacific."

"I'll do that, ma'am," the AGENT says, saluting one last time as Josie strides away from the front window and off to her office, which will provide privacy, but no more comforting a view. 

Right now, nothing on Earth could provide such a miracle. 

* * *

"Hello America. Jerry Doyle here.

"So it's been more than a month since the so-called Toon Town Massacre, and there are still no real answers. 

"50 dead, both Toon and human. Dozens maimed and wounded. Millions in property damage. 

"And so far all the Government is saying is that they have no idea who did it, yet, but they suspect everyone and no one.

"Professionals? Definitely. They acted like they had a purpose. They used sophisticated techniques.

"They distracted All Star Security, which is mostly made up of Toons. And then, when they got on the scene? They jammed their battle suits. 

"Hear me say that again, folks. They jammed their battle suits. That's not Islamic radicals doing that. That's not so-called patriot groups doing that. 

"That's paramilitary, folks. That means technology and supplies and logistics. 

"And that means foreign governments.

"But you know what? Even though we clearly suffered a terrorist attack on American soil? Even over a month later, they still won't name names and announce a plan for retaliation. 

"Remember when those idiots in Afghanistan tried to crash planes into NYC and the Pentagon? Remember the Computer Hell virus? They had culprits named within hours of the attacks. We were in country in days. The architect of the plane attack was dead in a week. 

"But hey, that's Neo York City. That's Washington DC. That's every joe sixpack with a computer.

"But because this attack took place in an ethic enclave, with a misunderstood minority? Well, no one's in any hurry to come up with an answer, much less a plan for retaliation. 

"Now, some of you might remember I was an actor, a million years ago. You might remember my character had a picture of a certain Toon on the wall of his apartment.

"Well, that duck's in the ground, folks. Shot and killed in the first five minutes of the attack. Just on his way to get a cup of that weird coffee they sell, there.

"I went to his grave just the other day. Left him a few things and said goodbye. 

"And all the government can do is tell me to be patient. Patience is patriotism. That's what they say. 

"I'm not a patient man, folks. Not when I'm angry. Not when something like this happens.

"And neither should you be..."

* * *


"It's them, isn't it?" Josie asks the Japanese Android standing at attention before her desk -- so upright and regal, even in civilian clothes: "What you were trying to warn us about when you got back from Mars?"

"Yes," Hanami says, doing her best to keep her emotions in check: "I've seen things exactly like that before. They were breeding them under the surface."

"How many?" the Director of the COMPANY asks the newly-restored leader of the Freedom Force, not really wanting to know the answer.

"I saw miles and miles of things that were making them, and then areas where they were marching to. They were stacking them atop each other, like woodpiles. Millions of them. I... I lost count."

"Do you think one of them might have been what destroyed the space station?"

Hanami considers the question, and then nods: "The Space Service won't say, but I wouldn't be surprised."

"And they won't say to avoid a panic."

"Yes."

"Just like they wouldn't acknowledge what you had to say to avoid a panic."

Hanami nods, somewhat ashamed. And Josie thumps a meaty fist down on her desk -- furious.

"We need answers, and we need action," Josie says: "We need to get Director Straffer back. We need to find Faraj al-Ǧazāʼir. We need all the leftover tech Organization Ten had left under the table that can repel this."

"Straffer is missing," Hanami says: "Faraj hasn't been seen since the Egress was destroyed. And as for Ju-Kikan's things..." the android shakes her head: "There is nothing left. I've checked. Between the Reclamation War and what came after, it's all used up."

"I refuse to accept those answers," the pink-haired clone says: "There has to be something we can do."

"We could... ask the Olympians for help?" Hanami asks: "I know they won't deal with America. But if I went to them as a citizen of Japan, I might be able to speak to them."

Josie considers that, and then nods: "You do that. Just you, no one else. And I'll get our people looking into Straffer, again. Maybe they'll turn up some new lead."

"What about SPYGOD?" Hanami asks: "He has had a fair bit of experience getting people to rally around a cause-"

"I've got him looking into another, equally-important matter," Josie interjects, with a tone that clearly indicates there's nothing more to discuss.

The android nods, bows, and then leaves the room. And Josie looks down at the ground, again, not liking what she sees.

No one's told the whole truth, so far. They're making it sound like this is just another attack by some weird monster from under the sea. They're sounding optimistic, and making people believe the city will be cleaned up and rebuilt, and that everyone can go back to normal lives in a year or so.

They have no idea what's really happening down there.

Wednesday: 3/30/16

"Nyet! NYET!" The stark naked, overly-tattooed Russian Avtoritet screams as the two hulking, black-leather clad men grab him by either arm, and then hurl him at -- and then through -- his lover's plate glass window.

"Da!" One of the men shouts in return, giving the falling mobster a strange, fascist salute. Both of his assassins laugh as he gets smaller and smaller, tumbling end over end towards the cars on the jam-packed Moscow street below.

Behind them are screams and crashing. Running and brutality. Begging and gunshots.

The sound of an empire coming down...

* * *

"... to our studio to talk to us, Jana," the blonde FOX presenter says, clasping her new guest's hands and smiling at her. 

"Not at all," Jana says, smiling for her, and the cameras. She's got a better haircut, now -- longer, more conservative -- and has thinner, more expensive eyeglasses. She's also wearing something tactful, yet somewhat uniform-like.

Black, of course.

"So, we wanted to get a statement on your Candidate's comments about women and abortion, earlier today."

"Yes," Jana says, still smiling: "Well, it's a very nuanced issue, and a very sensitive one, as I'm sure we can both agree. But we have to remember that we are a Christian nation, and I think that, as Christians, we abhor abortion, and would rather it wasn't legal. So if we consider it to be murder, and a woman murders her fetus, then why shouldn't we seek some legal penalty against her?"

"That's sound reasoning, Jana. But you have to admit his statement about punishing women was pretty, well, explosive...?"

* * *

... blast inward as the heavy, safehouse door simply vanishes from existence -- a veritable hail of metal and fire reducing it to splinters and smoke.

The mobsters behind it don't fare much better. For them, death comes quickly.

For the ones behind them -- badly wounded by the storm of bullets -- they are treated to several more minutes of pain as their grim-faced executioners stomp them to death, laughing evilly the entire time.

They have a lot to laugh about, these brutal, grinning men. Not so long ago the Bratva of Moscow wanted nothing to do with them. They called them cranks and amateurs, told them to stay out of their way, and then turned their backs on them -- considering them beneath notice.

Now, they can do no more than beg as these Neo-Nazis teach them a lesson about being stabbed from behind...
* * *

"... the attacks on the Toon enclave," Jana goes on: "But, as he's said, if the Interim President doesn't crack the case between then and now? He's making it a top priority, the same way he's making every serious threat to our country a top priority."

"I know that attack must have been very personal for you, given your time in the enclave," the blonde presenter asks, nodding and grim-faced.

"Oh, it was," the black-haired clone says, suddenly quite sad: "I was on first-name basis with a lot of the victims. They were my friends and neighbors, I saw them everyday. It's a tragedy. And it's a travesty that nothing's really been done, yet."

"I understand that you suffered a more personal blow, given that they're considering the shooting of Velma Dinkley to have been some precursor attack?"

"Yes, it is," Jana replies, looking down: "Whatever happened between Randolph and I, and the rest of us? And Velma was involved. I still saw her as a motherly figure, or a big sister. I wouldn't have wished this on her."

"Have you been to visit her grave?"

"I don't think it's really appropriate under the circumstances..."

* * *

... where the stone-faced, white-haired Pakhan breaks off from his frantic phone conversation to look out the window of his armored SUV to see that something even larger -- and a lot more heavily armored -- has pulled up alongside his rear window.

"(Are you hearing me, Grenady?)" The man on the other end of the phone shouts at him: "(They're wiping us out! Our warehouses, our bars, our homes. Anywhere!) 

"Da," the old man says, realizing -- as he sees the glint of a very large gun behind the tinted window that's slowly rolling down -- that he's about to take the bullet he's been dodging for sixty years and two equally !@#$ed-up political systems. "(I am hearing you.)"

There's a sinister, bad-toothed smile behind the gun. It speaks once, very loudly.

And then he's not hearing anything anymore...

* * *

"... news about Randolph Scott?" the presenter asks.

"No," Jana says, shaking her head and smiling weakly: "After the attacks, he vanished. He hasn't broadcast once since then. No one's seen any trace of Helga or Helmut since then, either."

"Do you think they're all together?"

"The authorities suspect they've all taken it on the road, together. But there's also the chance they aren't in control of their faculties, much like I was. We were all abused, all brainwashed. They're also victims in this."

"If he was watching, or they were, what would you say to them?"

And Jana smiles, and then looks at the camera: "I would say to them, I got free, and you can, too. Come join me."

"And to him?"

"And I would say to him... well, dad? You always used to scold people for doing wrong. And a lot of what you did was right. But you know you did wrong, both to me and my brothers and sisters, and to countless others you libeled along the way.

"Do the right thing, Randolph Scott. It's time to come in and end this.."
* * *

"... as decisively as you desired, sir," the badly-burned youth says into his phone, holding a large gun to the head of the bookkeeper of the Moscow Bratva: "The organization is crushed. Our people have moved in to take over their posts. The mob of the city is now in the hands of the Russian National Socialist Party, which means, for all intents and purposes, it's in the hands of Odal."

"Well done, Karl," the pale man with burning, eyed and coal-black lips and hair says on the other end, walking around his desk to inspect something on his wall: "Have you spared some of them, as ordered?"

"I have. I've got their Kassir here, and he's being very cooperative. We just explained what might happen to his children if he doesn't tell us where all the money is."

"And our messengers?"

"Yes. We've spared a few Shaysts. They generally do the errand running, anyway, so having them tell the other Bratvas that Moscow is ours wouldn't be too difficult."

Helvete chuckles, looking at the map of Moscow he's spent weeks going over, looking for something in particular: "Excellent thinking, Karl. I'm glad you finally came around."

"Once you explained everything, well... it would have been foolish to continue to be foolish, sir."

"Gut," the head of Odal says, tapping a certain spot he's marked on the map: "Make sure the city is secured. Guard it well. Be certain the area I spoke of is ready for the next step in the plan."

"As you order, sir," Karl says, and closes the phone, looking over into the next room where the shivering survivors of Odal's action kneel. Their hands are behind their heads, and their faces are splattered with the blood and brains of the superiors they, themselves, killed to prove their worth to their new masters.

And while something inside his head is screaming -- telling him that this is wrong, and horrible, and he should get out now -- Karl pays it no mind.

No mind at all.

Thursday: 3/31/16

"How's it looking, son?" Shining Guardsman hears over his suit's communicators, maybe ten seconds into the fight with something that literally should not be.

It looked like a group of four guards -- at least at first. They were patrolling the weird, large warehouse they'd come to infiltrate, squatting at the center of Budapest's dockside industrial park. Unlike the other other buildings in the massive complex, it was both unmarked and barely lit up.

Fighting what the guards had turned into, the young hero could see why...

"We are experiencing heavy resistance," Free Fire replies on their behalf, using his smoldering fire wheel to slash sizeable holes in the black, squirming mess that the four men have become. It's like they've turned into black water and rushed into one another -- forming some towering, roiling thing that changes shape with each movement.

And with each slash, the mess just squirms and reforms. It's like trying to fight an aggressive waterfall. 

"Well, paint the target ASAFP so we can blow it to hell, kids," SPYGOD commands, watching the firefight from their suit cameras as he sits in the COMPANY transport, some distance overhead: "And don't !@#$ing let it breach your suits. You saw what happened to those poor bastards in Bratislava."

"Roger that," Shining Guardsman says, rushing back and engaging his laser guidance systems: "Yo, orange-juice! Might want to back the heck up."

"I really don't like that name, you know," the android says, but -- after shooting a fire missile right down the thing's closest maw -- complies as soon as possible.

"You pick a better one, then," the cyborg says, changing the density of his visor as the transport locks its microwave cannons on the flaming but unfazed beast, and quickly and silently fries it to a crisp from about 20,000 feet up.

"Okay," Myron says from his console, next to SPYGOD's -- looking down at a thermal map of the building: "I don't see any extra activity from within. No one's moving any quicker."

"Good," the superspy says: "That's a go, boys. In like we !@#$ing planned. Blow the roof, paint the sludge, and locate and secure any damn computers you can !@#$ing see."

"Got it," Shining Guardsman says, heading up to take out the roof the second Free Fire kicks down the front doors.

"Rest of you reprobates?" SPYGOD continues, looking around at the other three members of his team in the transport: "Gosheven, you're up as soon as they're in. Fly down, get in, do your thing."

"Oh boy," the Native-American shapeshifter groans, getting to his feet and getting ready to jump out the hatch: "I can hardly wait."

"Freedom, Swiftfoot, you're !@#$ing staying up here," the superspy continues, not seeming to care about Gosheven's grumbling.

"No argument from me," the old speedster says, shivering at the thought of getting contaminated.

"I long to unlock the puzzle of their plague," the Olympian says, smiling.

"Yeah, not on my time, kid," SPYGOD snorts, pulling out a flask from his boot and guzzling something good and powerful: "We've !@#$ing dawdled enough as it is..."

* * *

... which isn't to say that we have been !@#$ing dawdling, son. It's not like we were sitting in our damn secret clubhouse smoking weed and drinking tea while the !@#$ing world went to !@#$ around us like a playing card pyramid in a damn whooping cough ward, now is it?

(Sighs. Lights cigarette)

It's just hard, you know? I've been burning the damn candle at all ends trying to find Straffer. Hunting down every !@#$ing lead. Chasing every goddamn rumor. 

And all I got to show for it, so far? Bupkiss. Which is a nice way of saying '!@#$ing nothing but a !@#$ing big pile of !@#$ing nothing.'

And all this while we're dealing with with Mahdi problem, which is given us plenty of leads, but no payoff. Yet. 

(Takes long drag. Holds. Exhales like a dragon.)

Still, we made progress. Which is better that !@#$ing nothing. 

Progress, I hear you ask. What is this progress you speak of? 

Well, son, let's put it this way...

(Grabs beer. Pops the top with his thumbnail)

... as soon as we pulled on the thread, one thing led to a-!@#$ing-nother, and their stupid plan all fell apart.

Cause once we started looking into who pretended to be the UN? Well, they did their best to cover their tracks, burning everything and everyone involved. But they didn't count on dealing with us, clearly. 

(Chugs half the beer. Inhales. Exhales.)

So we find out they're !@#$ing connected with those weird organ-running bull!@#$ the COMPANY was dealing with, a few months back. The ones both us and the Space Service never really got the full goddamn story on.

And once we started !@#$ing looking into that? We found some nasty-ass setups, all throughout Europe and Asia. Red market horse!@#$. Human trafficking. Parts for sale. 

Not all of it legit. Not all of it dead, either.

(Pops another beer. Takes another drag. Exhales.)

And once we started looking closer at that, well, that's when we started !@#$ing running into these black ink sons of !@#$es. Like shoggoths with !@#$ing metamorph powers. Like the thing from that damn movie from the early 80's. Remember that one?

Well, imagine that thing wasn't alone. Imagine it had smarts and modern know-how. Imagine it could create shell corporations, dummy companies, and infiltrate any black op outfit it !@#$ing wanted to. 

Imagine it's been here for a whole goddamn year, and we had no !@#$ing idea. 

(Downs the beer in one go. Belches.) 

So that's where we're at, son. Rousting these black ink !@#$ers one shell at a time, hoping we eventually find out where they stuffed Straffer. 

And hoping he's still alive...

* * *

"... oh gross," Gosheven sighs, shaking his hands as he walks around in a circle -- his skin puffing up and out in random, weird spots: "This is worst than the last time I caught AIDS."

"The last time?" Shining Guardsman asks, incredulous.

"Well, I kicked it after two weeks," the Native-American shapeshifter says, hopping up and down and desperately wanting a drink, or ten: "I don't get sick, hon. I beat most infections and diseases just because I can make my body kick them the hell out. But AIDS, well... that was tougher."

"And so is an alien DNA strain trying to skull!@#$ your genome," Myron says over their communicator: "Is the place secure?"

"As houses," Free Fire says, giving the nearest microwaved lump of what used to be an infected human turned alien operative a good, solid kick.

There were a lot of them, patrolling this warehouse. Numerous freezer units made long, humming corridors for them to walk down and inspect. 

And as for what was in those freezers...

"Did they hit the !@#$ing alarm?" SPYGOD asks.

"No," Free Fire says: "We jammed it in time. So far as the Operators know, this is still operational."

"Well done."

"You can come down if you'd like?"

"I think we'll stay up here, thanks," Myron says: "All the same, is the !@#$-cabbage in sight?"

"Oh, Gods, do we have to call it that?" Gosheven sighs.

"Well, it fits," Free Fire says, holding up the object in question: a black, breathing ball of flesh, maybe the size of a bowling ball, that looks like a cabbage crossed with a vagina: "Shall I do the honors, this time, or will you?"

"My turn, I think," Shining Guardsman says, pointing upwards: "On three?"

The android counts down, and then tosses it up. The cyborg fires a single laser at it, and the organic spore mine -- source of the infection that turned these men into monsters -- is instantly turned into smoking, white powder.

"Okay, question two," Myron says: "You got a working computer terminal?"

"That's a yes," Gosheven says, walking over to it, and pulling out something special to plug into it: "You two suit boys back up, now. If it detects you, it'll zap you."

"No argument here," Shining Guardsman says, remembering the last time that happened all too well.

"Alright, then," Myron says: "It'll take an hour to upload everything, however long to find what we're looking for. And then, provided this isn't another dead end...?"

"We find out where Straffer's been, all this time," SPYGOD says, nodding: "And we get him the !@#$ out of whatever hole they've hidden him in."

"Provided he's still alive," Swiftfoot mutters, knowing SPYGOD probably heard it but not really caring.

"And then what?" Myron asks.

"And then we'd better find out what they're !@#$ing planning, and soon," SPYGOD says, thinking of the secret footage he saw from the doomed ISS: "All Hell's a coming, Myron. Right up the damn ass."

"I hope they brought lube, then," Myron says, nodding: "I got the feeling this is gonna hurt..."

Friday: 4/1/16

"I cannot believe I am hearing this," Hanami says, staring the sole Olympian who's been sent out to greet her right in the eyes: "Our world is on the brink of disaster. And you tell me you are not concerned?"

"I think you are seriously misunderstanding me, dear," the large woman says -- her long dress a shifting pattern of islands and water, and colorful birds flapping around her: "We are very concerned, but not ready yet."

"Not ready for what?" the android shouts: "How can you not stand ready to defend this world?"

"We have yet to decide on the means," Aegio says, smiling gently, as though she were talking to a child: "And as the means shape the ends, well..."

And it's all Hanami can do to not try and hit the goddess in her large, smiling face, or fly off in a huff.

* * *

At least they relented on having her come to them, the way they did to Director Straffer that one time. Which meant they didn't make Hanami stand in that very long line, like the rest of the pilgrims and seekers, and enter the White City to petition the Olympians, in time. 

They did, however, make her wait. 

After she made contact, she stood in the deserts, west of town, waiting. She waited Tuesday night, all of Wednesday and Thursday. 

And now, at the end of the today, the emissary finally arrived -- coming down in a cloud borne by hundreds of colorful macaws, shining like the Sun. 

They sent Aegio, which Hanami supposed made sense. She was the personification of Earth, after all, much in the same way Noyx was the Moon and Rahmaa the Sun. If anyone had to speak of the sanctity and safety of the planet, it would be Her. 

But as Hanami explained the situation to Her -- what she'd seen on her flight to Mars, and what had been coming here within the last month -- she soon got the idea that this Goddess of Earth was only paying attention to every other word. 

Still, she tried. She explained how the Space Service was outclassed and outmatched. She told her that the fact that only two of the horrid, black projectiles had gotten though so far was something of a miracle.

(And the fact that only one had actually landed on Earth, rather than bouncing off the atmosphere after smashing the International Space Station, was an outright act of God.)

Worse still was the attrition. Every time a storm of those things came at the Earth, the Space Service lost half the fighters they sent up repelling them. Sooner or later they were going to run out of ships.

And when that happened, well -- after the loss of most of their Space-based heroes, some months ago, the world was running out of deterrents.

So Hanami asked this Goddess -- all but begged Her -- to help. To give them the Sudarshana Chakram back. To help them create another orbital defense ring, as they had all those decades ago.

To help protect the world they claimed to be the gods of.

And this goddess could only shrug, equivocate, and make excuses for inaction...

* * *

"So when do you make your decision?" Hanami asks, gesturing to Olympos, off in the distance: "When is the defense of this world going to be a priority with you?"

"It is being considered, my dear, even now," the Goddess says, smiling: "I'm here with you, and there with them. All you've said to me, they have heard."

"And?" the android asks, looking around as though she were seeing them in their chamber, high up on the central pyramid.

"And they say to be patient, and understanding," She answers: "The answer will come to you, in time. Tell your Space Service to hold strong, dear. They will soon be rewarded with our aid."

The Japanese android just glares at Her, afraid to give shape to the angry thoughts coursing through her mind, just then. 

"Might I ask a favor, then?" Hanami asks: "While we're waiting for aid, can we at least have the Chakram back? It would be a great aid in defending ourselves-"

The sky suddenly grows lighter than it had been, and a booming voice comes across the desert: "NO."

"Sister Rahmaa has laid claim to the spacecraft," Aegio explains, perhaps needlessly: "The decision to release or keep is hers. It must be respected, I'm sure you understand?"

"Do I ever," Hanami says, nodding: "Thank you all for your time. Please let us know when you've made a decision?"

She turns to go, and then hears a cough. She looks back around and sees that Aegio is holding out Her hand, as if she expects her to kiss it. 

Oh. She does.

The android nods, smiles, and -- half-curtsying -- gives that hand the most firm, wet kiss she can. The sort of smooch that would break the bones in most humans' hands, but doesn't really so much as dent the surface of the Goddess' skin.  

"Thank you, my dear," Aegio says: "You may leave now."

And Hanami nods and does that, doing her best to avoid breaking into the long, loud string of curses and screams until she's well into the United States, and hopefully out of earshot.

Even in desperate circumstances, some things should remain hidden. 

Saturday: 4/2/16

"I'm not certain I understood that, sir," the General says, shaking his head a little: "Are you telling me that we shouldn't tell our men what's going on in Aleppo?"

"No," the Interim President says, his head buzzing from the latest instructions he's gotten from his 'benefactor': "I'm telling you that they don't need to know. It's not their concern. And we don't need word getting out, right now, do we?"

"I suspect not, sir-"

"I've got religious leaders howling at me about the end of days and the apocalypse and God only knows what else, General," Quayle hisses down the phone: "I've got people asking questions I either can't answer, or don't dare answer. Now, if it gets out that there's a damn zombie apocalypse breaking out in Syria, how well do you think that's going to go over?"

"Not very well, sir," the General admits.

"Exactly. So I need you to tell them we're going to let our other allies in the region deal with it. Tell them we're pulling out of that area to let the others take up the slack. Tell them we're strategically redeploying them elsewhere."

"Where to, sir?"

"I'm glad you let me tell you, General," the President says, exasperated.

And when he does, it's something of a surprise.

* * *

"Madame LePen?" the prison guard asks the middle-aged prisoner, who's moved to the far wall, as usual.

"Yes?" she asks, pleasantly puzzled to not be addressed by her number, as usual.

(Is the guard new? She doesn't recognize her. Maybe she doesn't know how things work here, yet?)

"I just wanted to let you know, your friends have not forgotten you," the woman says, putting her hands on the bars of the woman's cell: "You will be out of here within the week. We promise you that."

"I'm confused," the woman says: "I was told my appeal is... how did they say it, undergoing non-urgent consideration?"

"This isn't about any appeal, Madame," the woman says, rolling up her sleeve to reveal a certain tattoo. It's of an O.

The woman nods, and almost takes a step forward, except that the guard warns her back.

"Be patient, just a little longer," the woman quietly urges her: "And be ready."

And then she brings herself up, as though she were addressing an insolent prisoner, and stomps down the cell block's hall.

* * *

"Well, look, I said what I said, and I meant what I said," the Candidate sighs, shaking his immense head: "I just don't understand why I had to walk it back like that. I mean, I'm right. I know I'm right, right?"

"Yes, you are," Helvete explains, tapping his fingers on his desk. The tips smolder, slightly -- creating smoke and sparks as he talks to this annoying puppet. 

"Well then, I'm not sure why-"

"Because you needed to give them the truth, and then mask it," the pale pyrokinetic answers: "It is a core political principle. It's perfectly alright to adjust your message from time to time."

"Well, sure. I can see that-"

"Just be sure to point out that you were badgered into an answer, and make them angry at the media, not your message. Do you see?"

"I do, yes," the Candidate says, not really seeing or understanding, but willing to do what he's told. 

Not that he has much choice.

* * *

"... in other news, the embattled and disgraced Governor of Michigan has announced that he will resign at Noon, this Monday.

"The move comes less than a day after a flood of highly-damaging emails was leaked to numerous web sites. The emails, mostly to and from the Governor, not only appear to show conscious attempts to downplay and stall his knowledge of the unfolding crisis in Flint, but also show that he was trying to cover up getting cheaper water for fracking operations within the state. 

"The origin of the leak is not known at this time. There has been some speculation that the hacker collective Anonymous may have had a hand in it. However, a spokesperson claiming to be with the group has said that they didn't have anything to do with it, but applaud the, quote, 'excellent hacking.'

"Governor Snyder has declined to answer questions at this time..."

Sunday: 4/3/16

"... has come today, my friends!" the voice booms over the loudspeakers outside the crystalline mega-church: "You all know it! You all feel it! Now, in the name of the Lord, let's do something about it!"

And, as one, the massive mob of worshippers -- all turned into large mockeries of the human form, thanks to the combat drugs they just took along with their communion wafers and grape juice -- charge from the front doors of the church, heading straight across the parking lot for the heroes who've come to break up the party.

"Man, I hate mind control," Blastman sighs, wondering how everyone's Sunday best is staying on after they grew to four times their size.

"You and me both," Mr. USA says, knowing he's going to have to pull each and every punch: "Call it, Hanami."

"USA, American Steel, you're with me," Hanami commands, looking to the three heroes at her side -- especially the new recruit, who nods: "Try to go easy on them."

"You got it, boss," American Steel says, clanging the metal fists of her battle suit together and shaking her long, red hair back over her shoulders: "Knees and elbows only."

"Blastman, you handle perimeter," the android goes on: "Anyone gets out, toss them back in. Gently as possible."

"Can do," the middle-aged hero says, and whooshes off to start encircling the parking lot.

"Hopefully the other two can get in and stop this before it gets really bad," Mr. USA says, running at the glassy-eyed mob -- their mouths frothing with rapid hate.

Hanami wants to ask how it could get worse, but when she sees a baby grown to the size of a teenager hop-frogging across cars to get to them, she decides to keep that to herself...

* * *

"I just wish I could wear a mask, you know?" Red Wrecker confides in her new teammate as they tear through the side hallways of the church, looking for their real enemy: "Just hide out for a while."

"Masks are very inconvenient things," the man in the long coat and fedora replies -- his face a holographic swirl behind sunglasses, his voice a computerized blur: "And once they're off? There's no taking them back."

"Is that why we never see you without yours?"

"That's part of it, yes," Dr. Uncertainty says, chuckling a little: "But I'd suggest we worry more about what's waiting for us behind that door, up there."

Red Wrecker grumbles, hoping it's actually a lot of whats -- preferably with big faces she can hit.

Anything to avoid feeling the way she's been feeling since Detroit...

* * *

"They're on the scene, ma'am," an AGENT tells Josie, who nods, looking at local news coverage of the incident: "They have engaged. They're reporting at least a thousand combatants."

"Oh, that's going to look !@#$ing awesome on the evening news," the Director says: "Tell Hanami-"

"She's already told them to keep it non-lethal, ma'am," the AGENT interrupts: "They've also gotten a containment field up. And we're sending Transports now for cleanup."

"Good," the Director says, looking down at her wrist pad for information about the supervillain responsible for this Sunday morning !@#$-show: "I thought we had eyes on this Pentecostal asshole? Wasn't he locked up?"

"He was, ma'am," another AGENT says: "Gerry O. Glory was serving two life sentences in Charlotte, down in southern Florida, up until three days ago. Apparently there was a breakout during a prisoner transfer that ended in shots fired. They're still trying to ascertain who got away, who's still hiding, and who's lying dead in the morgue."

"And he just happens to get loose, get back to some hidey-hole we didn't know about, and get his hands on... what is this..."

She brings up the display from American Steel's suitcam, and looks at the scene from the new heroine's angle. The armored fighter is currently entangled with six hostile parishioners, all intent on tearing her head from her shoulders and her arms from her sockets. 

"That looks like Massive-7," yet another AGENT pipes up: "Professor Massivnyy's stock in trade."

"And he's been dead for, what, thirty years?" Josie asks: "How does The Pentecostal get his hands on Soviet-era combat drugs?"

"That's a good question," the AGENT who spoke of his breaking out says: "A better one would be why is he using them? He usually just relies on short-lived sonic mind control devices. This is a remarkable escalation."

"Maybe he made some interesting friends in stir?" even yet another AGENT asks: "He's been in for twenty years. That's a long time to learn new tricks from other lifers-"

"I could give two very large Mexican food !@#$s about hearing this, right now," Josie barks: "You four! Look into it. Get back to me when you got it. Everyone else, keep me appraised on the fifty other things I have to !@#$ing juggle along with this crap!"

The AGENTS all fall silent and run off.

"And someone get me a damn cup of coffee the size of a !@#$ing birthday cake!" Josie grumbles, watching as the Freedom Force does its best to avoid killing the hundreds of crazed, altered civilians who are trying to kill them...

* * *

"This is awful," American Steel says, striding through the riot of flesh and anger as though she were walking through a dense thicket of trees -- blows glancing off her armor and shields like hail on a thick, metal roof. 

"I know. I think they're doing more damage to themselves," Mr. USA notes sadly, cracking the ankles of a very large man who seems more stomach than anything else.

"Focus, people," Hanami commands: "No one gets past us. This goes no further than here!"

"Incoming!" Blastman shouts, hurling about twenty more people right on top of his allies in circle after circle.

"Are you sure we can't hurt them just a little?"American Steel tries to joke. But it falls flat...

* * *

"I'll say this once more," Red Wrecker says -- bleeding and badly throttled by the crowd of altered worshipers she just ran through: "Stop what you're doing, now."

"And why would I do that?" The Pentecostal asks from up on the stage, before the massive cross on the wall -- his suit a shining, diamond-like thing, his hair brylcreemed into a towering, wavy altar: "The Lord is coming, young lady. It's time to acknowledge his return!"

"Not like this!" the heroine shouts, deeply offended: "And not from you!"

"The Lord helps those who help themselves!" the supervillain insists, pointing down at her: "Who are you to stand in His way?"

"Just the distraction while my friend finds your tool, you... you butthole!"

"Kneel! Keel and be saved!"

Florence hears the voice in her head, trying to get her to submit. She almost does. But something of the anger she's been carrying inside since her violation tells her that she will not be doing anything of the sort. 

Not here. Not now. Not ever. 

She shouts and runs at him, very prepared to kill. He shouts as well, out of pure fear. 

But before she can lay a hand on him, the weird feeling she's had in her ears since she got into the room ends. 

Red Wrecker looks around, and sees Dr. Uncertainty striding towards them -- a strange, boxy device in his hands, trailing sparking wires.

"I think this is yours, sir?" the masked hero says, somewhat rhetorically: "Perhaps you shouldn't have hidden it in the speaker booth."

"It doesn't matter," the Pentecostal laughs, pointing to the doors behind Dr. Uncertainty as they crash in, and a few dozen more warped churchgoers hurl their bodies through the room: "They have their orders! Feel the wrath of the Lord!!"

"Oh dear," the masked man says, raising his hands in preparation to fight: "Florence, I hope you're good for a few more scraps...?"

"I am," Red Wrecker says, running up to her ally's side, leaving the villain to be someone else's problem, for now. 

"So am I," someone else says -- leaping down from the rafters, and hurling something at The Pentecostal on the way...

* * *

 "Wait a minute," the person who was trying to tear Mr. USA's head off a second earlier says, his eyes welling up with confused tears: "What... what am I doing?"

"What's the last thing you remember?" the older hero asks, putting down the fist he was going to use to knock the man out.

"I was... we were listening to the preacher. The new guy... explaining what happened to our Minister..." the man says, sitting down and looking at his hands: "What... what's happened? What did we do?"

"Nothing that was your fault," Mr. USA says, putting a hand on the man's shoulder and looking around the parking lot. At the wounded, the struggling, the unconscious. 

At the dead.

It wasn't anyone's fault, really. In any battle like this, against chemically augmented civilians, mistakes are going to happen. Punches don't get pulled correctly. Anatomical changes mean the right organs are in the wrong places. 

A moment's distraction in a scrum of twenty maddened, overly-muscled people, and what should be a knock-out punch becomes a killing blow. 

"It's wearing off," Hanami announces, perhaps needlessly: "Blastman, keep the perimeter. You two, liaise with the AGENTS when they arrive. I'm going in."

And then she's flying across the parking lot -- trying not to look at the large heap of broken people she's partially responsible for -- and through the broken doors, down the massive hallway to the even more massive worship area, and over to a heap of bodies in somewhat better condition. 

"Report," Hanami orders, but comes up short as she realizes there's three people there, instead of two., 

"We're good," Red Wrecker says, even if she doesn't look it: "Dr. Uncertainty unplugged the device. And between the three of us, we ended it."

"Quite handily, I should say," the masked doctor says, pointing back to The Pentecostal -- lying in a heap on the right side of the stage, a sizable lump growing in the center of his forehead: "Our new friend was kind enough to knock out the villain before he could escape."

"Standard procedure," the friend in question says, her voice not entirely unfamiliar. 

"Oh my God," Hanami says, floating down to the ground: "Gail...?"

"No real names in the field, Flower," the woman in white says, pulling her facemask off to reveal the big smile behind it. 

"Red Queen?" Florence gasps, and runs forward to hug the woman they thought they'd lost to Olympos. 

"Not anymore, sweetie," Gail says, hugging her back, and bringing Hanami into the embrace: "The Red Queen is dead. Let her rest in peace.

"Call me Dragonfly."

And so they do, because it's the best news they've had all damn week.

(SPYGOD is listening to Pornography (The Cure) and having a Calm Before the Storm)