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Monday, May 9, 2016

Valhallopolis: 5/2/16 - 5/8/16

"Destiny Turned Her Face / Nightmares and Violent Shapes"

(Art by the Lemonade Project)

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The sucking sound is what disturbs her the most, oddly enough. 

Moscow's as dingy as it ever is, here in the grey lands -- hazy and indistinct surfaces painted red by its ever-setting sun. Signs whose words slither and flow, underwater sounds from far away, smells that range from merely foul to truly nauseating. Only the glittering riots of color that mark the souls of the living bring any variety here.,

That and the occasional lost spirit, too weighed-down by the world to leave it for what lies beyond. 

The dead aren't here, usually. This is only a jumping-off point -- the buffer zone between levels of reality, keeping all that lies beyond it from bleeding through should a tear occur. A loophole exploited by magicians, travelers, truth-seekers, and those intent on hiding from what lies beyond. 

So when she sees that Moscow has developed a soulwind -- a cyclone that pulls the dead from their many afterlives -- she is both concerned and surprised. 

She's even more concerned when she sees that the storm is hurling those souls back into their dead bodies, on the other side of the barrier. Something that should not be happening under any circumstances.

And when she sees who is responsible for the storm, the screaming, and that awful, water-go-down-the-hole racket, Tombo becomes as livid as she's ever been. 

"!@#$ing half-rotten death-goddess !@#$," she mutters as she puts the hood of her purple cloak up, takes her tall staff in both hands, and -- summoning her cloud of glowing, eponymous dragonflies about her -- flies off to deal with...


Monday: 5/2/16

... strange news coming in from Moscow this morning. Stories of people being attacked by slow-moving mobs of zombie cosplayers in the wee hours of the evening. According to witnesses, they were dressed like Vikings and brandished swords and axes. Moscow authorities are dismissing this as a prank, and saying it's not worth their...

"Attention!" someone shouts at the door of the defense center as Campaign Director Straffer wheels in, looking like ten miles of bad road and a damn ugly attitude.

He needn't have said a word. Everyone behind the 20 stations in the large, circular room snapped up out of their chairs like jack-in-the-boxes the moment his wheelchair hit the door. Every right hand a salute, every left holding the boxy, new helmets they've had less than a week to try out.

"At ease," Straffer says, wheeling himself up to the center of the room -- a dais from which the controller is supposed to sit, observe, and handle strategy.

!@#$ that. He gestures to the most nervous-looking person in the room and indicates, as gently as possible, that he should hand over the helmet he can barely hold for shaking. The Specialist nods, hands it over, and -- gratefully, it seems -- leaves the room.

"By now you know what's going on," Straffer says, turning his chair about as best as he can to get eyes on everyone there, in turn: "We've got another Eight Ball situation on our hands. This may be the worst yet. They're counting into the hundreds, rather than the dozens. And we've lost a lot of time on confirmation and trajectory.

"This will get better. This must get better. But that's not your concern, right now.

"Right now, at this minute? Our number one concern is using this new defense grid to stop these things before they get to the L2 point, at which point we can't fire at them anymore.

"No joking, ladies and gentlemen. Once they pass Lunar orbit, we cannot target them. At that point they become the problem of the attack fighters.

"And there's not a lot of them left..."

* * *

Robert. D. Wilson wakes up to the sound of someone kicking in the door of his small, hitherto-effective hideout, and realizes the jig is well and truly up.

He's known this moment was coming, of course. As soon as that jowly asshole Wheeler spilled the beans on live television -- telling everyone that he was behind the raid on Toon Town -- Robert knew it was only a matter of time before the Feds came for him, too. 

He knew that running would get him caught that much faster. And he wasn't going to go out in a blaze of glory, either. So he did what any sensible Merc with a good sense of preparedness would do: head for his Northwoods shelter, hunker the hell down, and make ready for it to all blow over. 

(It had to, eventually, didn't it? They were just Toons. Who cared about them?)

But as the days went on, and he heard more and more about his fellow wetworkers getting caught, he knew even this secret location would be compromised, eventually. Sooner or later this moment would come, and he'd have to flee. 

Robert was prepared for that, too, of course.

As soon as the door flies off its hinges he's scurrying out the secret side exit to his tiny bedroom -- counting down the seconds before the explosives he tied to the door every night go off on his invaders. Out back is a small cache of guns, gear, and money that should get him over the border. 

And once there, he's got friends, allies, and contacts -- everything he needs to disappear again.  

So, of course, he doesn't make it that far.

He's within two feet of his camouflaged rucksack when the front door explosion goes off. A second later he affords himself a small grin, wondering how many FeeBees he just killed (and wondering why he hasn't heard any panicked screams).

But a second after that he takes the sack in his hand, and it does him the disservice of blowing the !@#$ up.

The explosion tears his right hand off and burns his face fairly severely. It also flings his sorry ass thirty feet into the air -- dropping him halfway up a tree. 

"Good idea to boobytrap that bag," he hears them laugh as they stomp through the darkness to find his sorry, burned, and broken behind -- crucified up against a majestic pine.

And for the love of God, he just will not die, thus ensuring two to three more of his fellow mercs will be getting raided within the week...

* * *

"Now, the good news is that each of the platforms you will be remote piloting through these helmets is stacked with weapons," Straffer goes on, holding up his helmet: "You have two particle cannons, each the equal of one of the old ones we had on Deep Ten. They can make it all the way to Jupiter in one minute. They also take a full minute to recharge.

"You have ten missile banks, capable of firing ten long range atomic missiles. They can make it halfway to Mars in less than a month, in case you're wondering how fast they are. They also take a minute to be remade.

"And you have twenty lasers, ten long range, ten short range. They're great things, really.

"But here's the deal," Straffer goes on -- ceasing in his turning to make the point: "Anyone here ever play Asteroids? The coin-op game? Okay, a couple of you've probably played it on your home gaming systems.

"Well, this is like that. You hit a big one? It breaks into smaller pieces.

"Now, each of those balls has one of those giant, ecosystem-destroying crabs in it. We don't want those getting onto the planet. You saw what happened in Miami. We don't need that happening in DC, Chicago, or anywhere else.

"But we don't want any of the pieces falling onto the world, either. That's what happened to Mars, folks. All the debris from the Decreator fell out of the damn sky, hit their world, and started turning it into hell.

"And once it's on the ground, you have to do some really drastic stuff to get rid of it.

"That's why there's a giant, pink gash in the Atlantic. That's why we won't be swimming on the East coast for a decade or so, much less fishing. Thousands of people have lost their jobs. Food shortages are going to be a problem. And we've screwed up our ecosystem in ways we can't even imagine, now.

"But that is not going to happen," he says, firm as he can: "Not again. Not on our watch. Do you all understand me?"

The 'Yes, sir,' is deafening, but defiant rather than afraid.

Good.

* * *

"Look, we have to address this," the Campaign Manager is saying to her underlings, all trapped in a war room that's become rather small: "That fat pig Wheeler may have been crazy, and talking !@#$, but everyone heard it. The accusation is out in the air, and we have to contain it, somehow. I want ideas, and I want them now."

Everyone looks at her, and then at each other. No one says anything.

"Come on, folks," she sighs, holding the day's New York Times to her chest, along with its damning headline: "This is a no brainer."

"Then why aren't we running with what you just said?" one of the more bold interns asks: "Wheeler was crazy and talking !@#$."

"Because everyone !@#$ing says that," she snaps: "We have to do better."

"Look, no one knows where he was for a day or so, right?" another offers: "Maybe he got jacked on some weird stuff and was hallucinating?"

"That'll last until the toxicology comes back," the bold one sighs: "I bet it'll be clean, except for maybe booze and the kind of pills that don't cause you to imagine being involved in a hate crime."

"An act of terrorism," someone else corrects.

"A terrorist hate crime, then," the bold one says: "Whatever. They're just Toons."

"Then we go with crazy," the director sighs: "Pressures caused him to snap. Lingering problems left over from the lies told about him. That kind of thing, boring as it is?"

"It'd work fine if you didn't actually know him," another person offers up: "He was happy as a pig in crap. He was going to ride our employer's coattails all the way into the White House, again. He was even putting moves on that Jana girl."

"That reminds me," the bold one asks, looking around and then at the campaign manager: "Do we have any idea where the hell she is?"

No one does, really. And once the Campaign Manager starts talking again -- outlining plans and strategies for dealing with this, going into Indiana -- they all forget about her, once more. 

* * *

"So here's the way this is going to work," he says, wheeling up to the center of his dais and looking around at all the stations: "We're all on for 24 hours. We've got two teams ready to relieve us after that.

"Those of you to my left? You're the day side. All nine of you. You'll work until it's night, and then you'll be allowed to rest at your station, but be ready to jump it at any time if someone's having problems.

"Those of you to the right? You nine are the night. You are on watch. You can sleep if you can, you can relax if you can. But you be ready to jump in at any time.

"You feel yourself flagging? Getting a headache? Missing? Raise your damn hand right then and there so you can be replaced. There is no shame in this. In fact, I demand it. Understood?"

"Yes, sir!" comes the reply. 

"And you, directly across from me? You're the south pole. I've got a special job for you, so hold on."

He puts his helmet on. Everyone else does the same. Some gasp at what they see, others have logged enough test time to know what it all means.

"Okay, folks. Hold it together. The helmets are thought sensitive. Think where you want to look, and how far? It'll show you. Think what you want to aim? It'll do it. And it'll fire, too, if you're not careful, so hold on."

He gives them a minute or two to familiarize themselves with it -- to walk among the stars, more intimately than they've ever done before -- and then breaks in.

"Alright, that's enough time. Now, day side and night side? Here's the deal. We cannot allow any of that black crud to hit the planet.

"Now, missiles will scatter it, and lasers can blast small pieces. But that's time consuming and inefficient. I don't want you missing the forest for the trees.

"So what we really want are the particle cannons. They're powerful enough to completely obliterate a ball, wide enough to not have any leftovers, and they'll zap several of them at once if you can line up a good shot. They're also far enough that we can start zapping them now, rather than waiting for them to get too damn close for comfort.

"South Pole? You got good eyes?"

"Yes, sir," the Specialist says, no fear at all in her voice.

"Good. I want your eyes on Mars, Specialist. I want you to see if you can see where they're launching those things from. And I want you to use your cannons and take them out, if you can. If not, try to blow them up in their atmosphere. Let's make a mess on their doorstep for a change."

There's some laughter at that, and he lets it die out on its own. He even cracks a smile.

"Me? I'm on overwatch. If you lose control over your targets? You let me handle it. I'll be taking point.

"And if any get through... that's on me.  Not you. So don't worry about being blamed or disciplined for doing your job as best as you can.

"I mean, hell. I'm still supposed to be in jail, right now. What's the worst Director Broussard can do to me?"

There's no laughter at that, but he knows he's won them over, now. He can rely on them to do their best, and be fearless. And they can rely on him to catch them if they fall.

With that understanding to prop up their spirits, they sit down at their stations. The day side looks towards the once-red planet -- now black with a hideous, planet-eating disease from beyond the aeons.

And, as a team, they aim their new weapons at the things it's sent to infect the Earth, and begin the long, slow process of killing them all in transit...

Tuesday: 5/3/16

... officials in the Moscow subway have reported slowdowns throughout the city. Apparently there are severe underground power outages everywhere, causing entire lines to go dead. No one is certain what is causing this, at this time, but the Transit Authority is asking that all citizens stay above ground for time being. Within a day or so, everything should be...

"... alright, alright, alright!" SPYGOD shouts, all but kicking down the door of his secret clubhouse, deep in the bowels of the Flier: "Everyone ready to !@#$ing earn their keep?"

"What you got, boss?" Myron asks, leaping out of his chair to avoid being spun around. SPYGOD's in a mood, today, clearly.

"We just got intel back on the President's phone," the superspy says, looking around the room: "The signal was bounced around like a greenhorn on the dance floor, like you'd !@#$ing expect. But Rakim was able to narrow the location down to a radius of about fifty goddamn klicks."

He strides over to the table they're all sitting at, turns on the map, and zeroes in on the Middle East. 

Then Syria. 

"You have to be flipping kidding me," Shining Guardsman says, almost falling out of his chair: "We were just there!"

"Yes," SPYGOD says, nodding: "And stupid !@#$ing me, I should have figured. Plain sight and all that !@#$."

Mr. Freedom's about to open his mouth, and then SPYGOD snaps his fingers in his direction: "Not today, please. I had all the !@#$ing puzzles I can stand."

"So what is our plan?" Free Fire asks, putting his orange hands together -- steepling them before his face. 

"We get on the ground, we look for what isn't  there," SPYGOD says, looking around the table: "And as soon as we don't find it? We blow the living !@#$ing !@#$ out of the evil mother!@#$er until the desert is glass, and the glass is !@#$ing powder, and the powder turns back into !@#$ing glass again.

"No mercy. No restraint. No chance."

And everyone in the room nods at that simple, brutal logic.

* * *

"You know, you could be happy about this," the Candidate's campaign manager says, shrugging her shoulders as she addresses his closed hotel door: "You're polling amazingly well in the exits. You've probably got Indiana in the damn bag. And they're totally swallowing the story we spread about Wheeler."

There's only silence, though. For all she knows he's hanging himself on the other side, which would be awful for her. But not entirely surprising, given how weird he's been since last week.

He doesn't want to talk to his wife or kids, anymore. He hasn't been talking to reporters, either. He's just been giving speeches, shaking hands with his followers and fans, and then vanishing into his room.

She blames the disappearance of that Jana girl, the same night that fat oaf who used to be the Secretary of Defense got shot. The little minx didn't do more than pretty up the place, once the novelty of having her rubbish that Randolph Scott person's scandalous reportage wore off.

Still, he liked her. And she didn't know why he liked her.

So she raps on the door once more: "I'll arrange for the usual meet the press thing? Once you've won, I mean. Be ready to face the wolves, okay?"

She hears something that might be agreement. And then she shakes her head and goes on down the hall, wondering what's going on in his large head...

Wednesday: 5/4/16

... impaled on a pike outside the central Police Station in Moscow, this morning. The Chief of Police was last seen leading a group of police specialists, called out to deal with increasing reports of people being assaulted by costumed individuals late at night in the outlying areas of the city. Hospitals have been filling up with their victims, who are now saying their attackers shrugged off all but the most grievous bodily damage, as though they were dead. City officials are still blaming the Russian Mob for the goings-on, given the recent violence that erupted in that city, with the Mayor reportedly saying 'Zombies? Give me...

"...a break?"

Straffer looks up, over his helmet's visor, at whoever's speaking to him. He swallows, coughs, and then shakes his head: "I'm fine, Specialist. Really."

"Are you sure, sir?" she presses: "Any of us would be glad to take the pole for you, if you need a break."

He sighs, and looks at her, and smiles weakly: "It's Greer, isn't it?"

"Yes, sir," she says: "I didn't know you knew our names."

"Not much time for introductions, was there?" he says: "Had to get right to it, didn't we?"

And yes, they did.

No sooner did he introduce the battle plan to his 19 platform pilots than they realized just how close the swarm of black, necrotic balls was uncomfortably close to lunar orbit. Which meant they had to put the plan into action immediately, without any chance to practice.

And no room for error.

Thankfully, Director Broussard had done the right thing, here: he'd picked the right people for the job (mostly) and gotten them scared as !@#$ of screwing up. All Straffer had to do was aim them in the right direction, give them an idea of what to do, and tell them he'd take responsibility for any mistakes.

They did the rest -- and they did it damned well.

It had been almost 72 hours since they'd started shooting at the seemingly-endless stream of horror the charnel house formerly known as Mars was throwing their way. Nothing had gotten through. And even though there had been some close calls, which Straffer took care of, as promised, they weren't so serious that he wanted to rip anyone's head off.

But the stress was starting to show.

The helmets required willpower to use. After an hour it felt like a mild headache. After three it felt like a migraine. And after six, it was like a concussion mixed with eating ice cream too fast.

Thankfully, Broussard also had two more teams ready to step in, and they'd been monitoring the situation. But it took them a while to get into the flow of things, and it was a rare thing for someone to drop out -- and someone else to take over -- in an actual lull. This led to a few scary moments when human failure looked like it might cause a catastrophe.

But they pulled through, somehow. Every time, they pulled through.

There was, however, a sobering realization, courtesy of the Specialists who took charge of the South Pole platform. They had been tasked to look for firing mechanisms on the surface of Mars, and blow them apart.

But after days of observations -- and the joy of shooting the balls down before they even left what remained of Mars' atmosphere -- they came to the sad conclusion that there were no launching mechanisms, at least not as they could be understood.

The soup of black goo that had become the surface of the planet was being used to whip the balls out of orbit, in such a way that they would collide with Earth. And there was no way even a constant bombardment of particle beams could stop that.

All they could do was deal with the end result of the process -- a near-constant swarm of evil, rushing towards them in a stream of black spheres.

It had been three days. Mars had not run out of projectiles, yes. And while the team's members flagged and fell, and had to be replaced in mid-salvo, they were still standing.

Earth was still protected. 

"I've been at this for three days, Specialist," Straffer says, smiling: "What's another one?"

And then the alarm sounds, as the proximity alarm reveals the latest grouping is getting too close for the computer's liking.

And it's time to go back to war.

* * *

"Wait, what?" Blastman says as the Freedom Force gets hustled into a waiting transport, parked on the Flier's top deck: "Who? Where?"

"Well, where's easy enough," Hanami says: "The Sojourner Truth high school in Louisville, Kentucky. Hostage situation with enhanced actors. They're claiming to be striking a blow for the white race."

"You got to be !@#$ing kidding me," Red Wrecker mutters: "Who the hell is this?"

"We're not sure, yet," their leader goes on as they enter the vehicle: "Some splinter group from the Hyper-Klan, they think. They're claiming solidarity with some group called the Aesir."

"The Aesir?" Dr. Uncertainty asks -- his voice an electronic muddle behind the hypnotic spiral of his mask: "That's the Norse gods, isn't it?"

"It is, yes," Mr. USA says, sitting down in his chair: "I met Thor once, back in the day. Interesting fellow."

"Wasn't he one of those damn supernazis?" Blastman asks, plopping down next to the older hero.

"No, that was Heimdall," USA chuckles: "And I never met him. I think SPYGOD did, once, though that was a damn strange story."

"So what, is Thor back?" Red Wrecker says, scratching her scalp. Maybe she shouldn't have buzzed her hair that short, after all. 

"I doubt it," American Steel says, grabbing hold of a handrail -- her armor's too big to let her sit down: "He vanished after the war. He said something about coming back when needed, though."

"Yeah, Gods do that a lot," Blastman grumbles: "Anyone heard from the White City, lately? They were everywhere last week, telling us about the new defense platforms they've got past the Moon. And now, nothing. Kind of weird."

"Any ideas, Dragonfly?" Mr USA asks, looking at their former assassin -- who thought she slunk in without anyone seeing her: "You were working with them for a time, after all."

"No damn idea," she says, which isn't entirely true. But she's in no real mood to elaborate.

She just had a very surreal half-conversation with Tombo, on her way down here. The sort of odd discussion where it was clear she was experiencing the end at the beginning, and missed a lot of the context as a result.

And she's not sure she's going to like it when she realizes exactly what the short redhead -- who saved her ass from a second, more permanent death -- was trying to tell her, back there.

Something bad is going on, out in the world. And if it's bad enough to knock her for a loop, it's anyone's guess what it'll do for the Freedom Force...

Thursday: 5/5/16

...d to admit they have a serious problem, this morning. The subways are full of beings that act as though dead, and attack and kill anyone who gets too close. They are impervious to bullets, tasers, and stun batons. And the Moscow police now believe that it is these beings who have been attacking people above ground, late at night. FAUST has offered to send in reinforcements to help with the problem, but Russian officials say that it's an internal matter, and they can deal with this...
 
".. strange thing," the pale-skinned, black-lipped god says, regarding the large glass jar of pills in the wooden cabinet: "To think that a man's mind lies within these things."

"It's... kind of complicated," Karl says, still not sure when he should address this being, and when he should remain silent.

(Fresh burns on his face and hands can attest to his mistakes, and this being's impressive temper.)

"Is it truly?" the pale god asks, turning to regard his servant, and then taking one of the pills out: "I am certain the magic is not beyond our understanding, Karl Josephson."

"He left the formula with me. He left everything with me. I've-"

The god scowls and hurls a fireball at Karl's feet. He just barely skitters away.

"Are you truly so dense, or is this yet another foolish ruse?" he demands: "Know this, Josephson. I am the he you speak of. I am he, and I am Ve. You would do well to act as though you can remember this, if you value your life."

"I'm sorry," Karl says, holding up his hands: "I am. It's just that... well, the person you're part of, now? Wilhelm Keitel? When Helvete started taking those pills. he stopped being himself, and the pills made him Keitel. So I'm still used to thinking of this like that, and not.. well, this."

The pale god raises an eyebrow, and then lowers it. He purses his black lips, and then nods: "Then I understand your confusion. But I will tolerate it no longer, my servant. You are dealing with a new kind of magic, here. If you would be useful to me, you will come to understand it, just as you should understand all other things."

"I will," Karl says, not sure if he's still feeling the same kind of mind control from this newly-created, composite being: "I do understand. I just misspeak, sometimes. It's a habit. I will break it."

"Be certain you do," he says, looking to the map of Moscow on the wall: "We have much work ahead of us, Josephson. Today, with the warriors Hel has raised from the dead, we hold this city. Soon we shall take this land. And beyond that, the lands surrounding. 

"And then..." he says, tracing a line with his finger to the map of the world, nearby, and poking it on Mexicali, in northwestern Mexico: "The world entire."

His finger smokes, burning a perfectly round hole in the map. He smiles -- full and black.

And Karl realizes he needs to get out of here, soon, before this newly-formed god-thing sees through his other ruses.

* * *

"So you see Carson dropped out, too?" one man says to another as they take a break from their work.

"I did, yeah," he says -- his voice as old and gravelly as his face. He's got much shorter hair than his friend, slicked back to look less Native. He's also wearing a suit and tie instead of the loose, castoff crap his friend works in.

It helps with the detox work, for some weird reason. 

He lights a cheap-ass rez cigarette and looks off to the distance, down the road leading to this sorry little wood and dirt hut. It's all the way out of town so no one can hear the screams.

"So that leaves, what. That asshole from Ohio?" the one man says, bumming a smoke and lighting it up. That's their arrangement for nights like this: Kilchii has the smokes, Gaagii has the lighter.

"The Governor, yeah," Kilchii says: "Kasich. Rhymes with basic."

"He ain't got a turd's chance in an outhouse."

The older man laughs, still looking down the road: "I think he's down the hole, now, brother. Gonna have a hard time swimming with that big !@#$."

"That reminds me, Kilchii. You gonna fix my toilet or what?"

"You still got an outhouse."

"I still got a horse. Doesn't mean I don't like my car."

"Yeah," the older man shrugs, taking another drag and then flicking the cigarette out. He never finishes one. He thinks it's unlucky.

"So how long are we going to look after this belegana?"

"Come on, now," his elder reproaches him: "You know better, Gaagii. She's no airhead. She's smart. Has to be to keep that company."

"She don't seem too smart now."

"No one is when they got a headful of doola bichaa," he says, opening the door to the hut so they can go back in: "Someone did a bad thing to this girl, friend. Got inside her head, made her someone else. So we have to hold her hand until she can think straight."

"If you say so."

"No different than what we normally do," Kilchii says, closing the door behind them and looking at the girl in question -- asleep in her bed, sweating and pale after screaming herself hoarse for a full day: "Except she didn't do this to herself. This was done to her. You ask me, that's a lot worse."

The younger man looks at Jana, and nods: "Well, one thing's for sure. As much of a fight as she's been giving us? I'd hate to be that guy, next time she sees him."

"Oh, hell, brother," the older man says: "When she comes back to us, that asshole's in big trouble..."  

Friday: 5/6/16

... here. I'm calling from the Central Moscow headquarters of the Russian National Guard. We are surrounded by those undead things. And they're not alone. There's someone with them. Some lady in a suit of armor with a bow. And I know how this sounds but when she fires it, the arrows go through through things to find people. Steel, stone, armor, doesn't matter. I think I might be the last person alive and... oh... she sees me... aGHHHHH...

"... ah," SPYGOD says, holding up a finger as he looks through the special binoculars he brought for this trip, and then angling it forward to point: "I see Paris, I see France, I see the Mahdi's underpants."

"Really?" Free Fire asks, kneeling next to him on the dune they've been parked at for a full day, now. Waiting for night to start falling, or so SPYGOD said.

"Really," the superspy says, rolling back over onto his back: "Can't you see it, out there?"

"See what?"

SPYGOD sighs: "Your 11. The hazy bit on the horizon."

The orange android looks, good and hard, and then shakes his head: "I don't see anything."

"Well, then," the superspy says, raising an eyebrow: "Maybe it's because you're a goddamn robot, then."

"I prefer the term android. Robot is too generalized a term."

"Well-"

"And you're looking through projections of your ability to generate bladed weapons."

"Touche," SPYGOD grins, making a small, short knife in his right hand as if to illustrate it.

"So, provided you're not suffering from a baked brain, given how much alcohol you've been drinking while we've been out here, what do we do now?"

"Well, that's a damn excellent question," the superspy says, scratching his chin: "See, part of me thinks I should get the team together, and we should go fly in there and kick the !@#$ out of that mother!@#$er, like I said."

"But he might speak to them."

"Yes," SPYGOD says: "And there's no way I want any of them !@#$ing compromised. Especially not Mister Freedom."

"Yes, you've had enough of moles," the android nods.

"Just the ones I didn't !@#$ing know about," he chuckles, clapping Free Fire on the shoulder.

"Did you know Swiftfoot was bent all this time, then?"

"Smile when you call him bent," SPYGOD says, raising an eyebrow behind his glasses and taking a well-deserved pull off his hooch.

"Pardon my overlapping colloquialisms. Compromised?"

"As good a word as any," he says: "And let's just say I had some big damn suspicions."

"For how long."

"Too damn long. Speaking of which?"

"Yes?"

"Josie."

"Yes."

"Is she still buying what you're !@#$ing selling?"

"For the moment, yes," the android says: "She can hardly move against you while your fiancee is defending the world from an unseen onslaught of extraterrestrial bioweapons."

"And she really thinks he'd !@#$ing pull out of that for my fine, gay ass?"

"She does, yes," Free Fire says, nodding: "The thought was there. I just reinforced it."

"Well good," SPYGOD says: "You're a damn fine double agent, Free Fire. I'm glad we were able to come to an understanding."

"So long as I get what I want when this is all over...?" the android says, extending his hand,

"Have no doubt," SPYGOD says, shaking it: "Now what do you say we send the rest of the damn team far out of harm's way, and get ready to make a plan to go kill the scariest !@#$ing man on the planet?"

* * *

"Brother, where are you?" Seranu asks, standing at the mouth of Satanoth's darkened pyramid.

There's no sign of any life, within -- an amusing conceit, given that this is the God of Death. But there should be motion, or signs of inhabitants. His Diviners should be milling in and out. His supplicants lined up outside to ask for more time, or less.

And it should feel differently, somehow.

"Brother, I would not approach you unbidden and without invitation," the God-King continues, stepping down from his dais to approach the gaping, dark passageway that leads within: "But if I hear nothing from you, I shall."

There is nothing. He sighs, nods, and goes inside.

The light he gives off does not penetrate the gloom within. It never has, and he accepts this, as he accepts all such things within his strange and fractious family. For death does not spare leaders, however divine, and the end cannot truly be commanded.

He walks into the center of the pyramid, not entirely certain what to expect. But he wasn't expecting this. 

His skull-faced brother sits on his throne, in the bottom of the inverted pyramid hewn from the living rock his dark pyramid is built of. Around him, in the alcoves of the sloping walls, are row after row of freshly-cleaned, wet skulls and decomposing human heads.

Seranu idly wonders where the bodies are. Then something wet falls past him and lands nearby, splattering, and he looks up to see they're all up there -- hanging from seemingly nothing...

Oh. They're being suspended by ghosts in his brother's service. And when Seranu squints his eyes he can see that the bodies match the ghosts that hold them.

Ghosts wide-eyed and frightened.

"What the fuck do you want, brother?" Satanoth grumbles, reaching out to take a somewhat ripe head from the wall to his left and consider it.

"I beg your pardon, brother?" Seranu says, shocked to be addressed in this manner.

"Do you need me to fucking repeat that?"

"I need you to speak to me with the respect I am due, as I respect you."

"Really," Satanoth says, not really interested. Then he bites into the skin of the head he holds and begins to chew the flesh from the bone, clearly savoring each bite.

"Your followers?" 

"Dead, as they should be."

"Your Diviners?"

"I killed them first," the Lord of Death chuckles, pausing as he reaches the lips of this sweet, suppurating morsel: "I figure they wanted to fucking know death, they could have firsthand experience."

"Brother, this is not like you."

"Isn't it?" Satanoth asks, finishing his grisly meal, licking it clean faster than the eye can quite see, and then depositing the raw, wet skull back into its alcove: "Maybe I've always been this way, brother. Maybe I just needed a little push to get me over the edge to where I needed to be."

"And where is that?"

"Free," the skull-faced Lord of Death says, getting up from his throne and walking up to greet Seranu -- his bare feet supported by ghosts who made a stairway of their bodies before him.

"You weren't free before?"

"Not like this," Satanoth says, rapidly closing the distance between he and his brother: "I was constrained. Bound. I had rules and responsibilities.

"But now?" he says, holding his bloody hands up and grinning ear to ear like some wide-mouthed predatory beast: "The gloves are off, as these mortals say."

"Indeed they are," Seranu says, looking once more at the terrified ghosts up above: "I come to you because I need you to hew to your responsibilities, brother."

"I don't give a fuck what you need," Satanoth hisses, spitting a red globule of flesh at his king-brother's feet: "I never did. You don't command me, brother. You ask."

"Very well," Seranu says: "I know not what madness has come upon you, brother. But the world is in trouble, and we need your dominion to reassert itself. And so I have come to ask-"

"You mean the change in the weather, over in Russia?" Satanoth says, pointing towards Moscow: "My estranged reflection, Hel, and her little soulstorm?"

"Yes," Seranu says: "It is quite disturbing. She should not have this sort of power. Even we have our limits-"

"See, there you go again, brother," the skull-faced God snorts: "Rules. Responsibilities. Limits. Boundaries. We call ourselves the Gods of this world and yet all we can do is stay here, in this tower, and wait for them to come to us. 

"And when we do go out and assert our fucking selves, well, there's all this thrice-damned hand-wringing and philosophical debate. And then we feel so very awful afterwards, like we all got drunk on ambrosia and fucked livestock or something. 

"Not that you'd know anything about that, brother."

That's quite enough. Seranu's hand is moving before his mind can really understand what he's done, and he slaps Satanoth right across the face -- full and stinging.

"You dare..." the Lord of Death rumbles, holding his cheek as his eyes darken.

"Brother, forgive my anger," Seranu says, holding up his hands: "But as I have said, this is not you speaking-"

"Get out," Satanoth says, turning around: "Now, brother. Leave and do not come back."

"Brother-"

"If I turn around and see you still here I will take your fucking soul!" the Lord of Death shouts, and all the ghosts up above shiver, shake, and begin to drop their bodies to the ground. They fall like rotting fruit, splattering upon the dark stone

And by the time Satanoth has walked back to his throne, and turned around to regard his darkened room, his brother -- Lord-King of all Olympos -- is long gone.

As he !@#$ing well should be...

Saturday: 5/7/16

 ... coming down to Moscow, right now, to restore order. But all the Army has done is surround the city. They're stopping people from getting out of here. They're shooting anyone who tries. This is like some kind of horror movie come to life. Please help...

"... me out, here" the Candidate asks the Spokane Convention Center's head of security, once more: "Are you really, really sure?"

"I'm sure, sir," the very harried man says, adjusting his tie and the top of his uniform: "We've been working with your security, and ours. No one is here, in this hall, that could cause you any problems."

"Okay then," the man says, nodding and clapping him on the shoulder: "Thank you. I appreciate that. It's just been a weird couple of days, you know?"

"I know, sir," the man says, really wishing the fat-faced !@#$ would take his hands off him: "And congratulations."

"Thank you," the Candidate says, trying to smile: "Thank you very much."

And then he lets himself be led back to his room, to wait for the moment he can take to the stage and give it all away.

The moment he can just end this farce as he should have done, ages ago.

Provided he gets up there, looks at all those people, and decides that is what he's going to do...

* * *

It started the other day, when that ass-faced Governor from Ohio finally threw in the towel. He said it had been a great ride, but this was it for him. 

Was he stupid? Did he really not see that, if he'd hung on until the convention, he might have had a chance to pry the nomination away from him? 

If he'd just stuck in there, maintained his candidacy as "I'm not him," and allied himself with the still-influential wing of the party that hated his campaign, he could have pulled through. There could have been a fight on the floor and behind the scenes. 

And he could have won that fight, too. He could have been the one to take on whatever simpering liberal the Democrats threw at them, along with all the other, smaller parties that had cropped up -- or been bolstered -- when the Electoral College was abolished. 

But no. He just ended it. He gave a speech, shook some hands, hugged his wife and kids, and called it a day. 

The Candidate couldn't understand that. He didn't understand just quitting. You never quit. Not ever.

Change tactics? Yes. Distract people from one thing with another thing? Yes. Drop it all when it's not working? Yes, but only to pick up the pieces and go on.

Never quit. Never surrender. Never stop. 

Of course, he could just go back to being Governor. And maybe that's all he really wanted?

Maybe it took all this time, and all these debates and speeches and campaign stops to realize that, at the end of the day, he already had his place in things. He had gone from being a Representative for the state of Ohio to being its Governor. And while some might see that as a step backwards, well, maybe he knew better. 

Maybe he knew that this was his place, after all.

But the Candidate could only sneer and snort at that. All that bluster and bravado, all those mocking tweets and zingers, all that time spent saying "Oh, I'm not him." And then, just as he's the last other person standing, he gives it up. 

Stupid. Real stupid. And maybe just as well he did, then. Because no one should be in that Oval Office, in that chair, with all those powers and responsibilities, unless they had the stones to take it all the damn way. 

And that's what he's got to decide -- now that he can, once again, decide for himself.

* * *

That was the other part of things. First Kasich dropped the ball. And then his backer -- the man on the phone who'd been telling him what to say and do all this time -- not only stopped calling him, but stopped picking up the phone. 

At first, the Candidate was confused. Angry, even. 

He was no dummy. He'd figured out some time ago what the end game was, here. How things had been going. 

How he was going to probably wind up, before all this was through...

But somehow, even after that realization, he still needed to be told what to think. What to feel. What to say and to do. 

Where to go, and how to get there.

He needed that, much like a dog needed both food and a pat on the head by its master. Needed walked and exercised. Given love and discipline. 

Given attention. 

And then it was gone, and he was lost. Rudderless. He felt abandoned and bereft. He wondered if he should just go die, in spite of it all. 

And in really weak moments, he thought of ways to make it happen -- especially after what happened with Wheeler. He should have known the turd would turn on him if someone kicked him hard enough. 

(Thank God one of his security people -- now in hiding -- thought to shoot first and ask permission later, or the story his long-suffering Campaign Manager cooked up wouldn't have had a chance in hell of being taken seriously.)

But after a day or so, those feelings of worthlessness went away. Abandonment gave way to acceptance. A lack of direction became a reason to put his hand back on the rudder. 

And suicide? !@#$ that noise. What he'd thought was sinking was actually his coming back up for air. 

Each day, each hour, he felt more like himself. He thought for himself. He fought for himself. He could imagine, and dream, and want and desire. 

He was back, again. Back to normal. Back to reality. 

And he didn't !@#$ing need to be told what to do, anymore. He didn't need to be led, or controlled, or anything. 

And with that self-determination came the understanding that he no longer needed to be locked onto this course. That he could keep it up, or leave it, if he so chose. 

So tonight, before this audience, he is going to choose. 

* * *

He has no illusions, either way.

The person out there who's been telling him what to do for all these years -- first the old guy with the mustache, then the pale man he became, somehow -- is most likely not going to be happy if he keeps up the campaign. And when he gets unhappy, people die.

The Candidate knows this. He's seen it before. And even if he hadn't, what's happened to that Jana girl's brother, Karl, is proof enough that the man does not !@#$ around.

But if he quits, he won't be safe, either. He still knows too much. He's still seen too much.

And if he should someday say all that he knows -- no matter much it would incriminate him -- well, that would just knock that pale bastard's house of cards down to the ground, now wouldn't it?

No. He's damned if he does or if he doesn't. Sooner or later the attack will come. A knife in the back, a bullet to the head. Or maybe he'll take a phone call and it'll be the pale man.

And the next thing he knows he'll be jumping off the tower that bears his name at the stroke of Midnight, or something.

So should he quit? Should he throw the towel in? See if Bill Kristol and all those smarmy, righteous !@#$s in the party can talk one of the has-beens the Imago didn't kill into running? See if they can talk the sorry Interim President into actually tossing his hat into the race, somehow?

Or should he go forward? Should he blaze his own trail, now? Should he risk everything for the ultimate American prize?

Minutes tick by. Campaign aides come and go. He thinks, he ponders, he wonders if he can turn to someone for advice.

But it isn't until they come for him, and he walks to the front of that surging, screaming crowd -- the one chanting his name, and looking to him with hope and love in their eyes -- that he finally, and gratefully, makes up his mind.

Sunday: 5/8/16

Bob: "... now that you come to mention it, yes. That was an impressive speech. And what's so strange about it is that it was so different from the other ones he's given."

Jody: "How so, Bob?"

Bob: "Well, he's always seemed so unfocused before. He's been all over the place. Scattered, even. This time? He had an agenda. He had a direction. And he gave it both barrels. Hell, he gave it three barrels and a hand grenade. And if there was any doubt he didn't know he was the presumptive nominee? It was over last night."

Shiela: "I agree, Bob. But you know, there was a weird moment, right there at the start? He looked out at those people and waved. And for a minute, it reminded me of the look on people's faces when they've been getting ready to call a halt to their campaign. That sad but proud little hitch in their movements. That little smile. He gave it for a second, there, and I thought 'oh my god, are you kidding me?'"

Frank: "Really? I didn't see it."

Shiela: "Well, like I said. It was brief. And I thought maybe he was going to come clean about this thing with Secretary Wheeler-"

Jody: "Come on, now. Come on."

Shiela: "No, really. I mean, is anyone buying this nonsense about him being crazy? Depressed? Really?"

Bob: "Well, the investigation is ongoing. But so far the FBI hasn't found any proof tying the Candidate to the former Secretary's actions. They have gotten quite a few people to confess to working with Wheeler, though. So who knows what one of them may have to say..."

* * *

"... the time is coming," the meat-faced freak mutters as he sits in his portable containment cell -- bound down to within an inch of his life so he won't break out, thanks to his grotesquely-swollen muscles: "The age of the end. The dead boats leaving the feast halls of the honored dead. The wolf rises to bite..."

"They're all talking like that," Louisville's doughy police chief sighs, giving the signal for the COMPANY AGENT to take the Hyper-Klan's leader away, and put him with the others: "You ask me, they're all on drugs."

"Well, they are," Dr. Uncertainty says: "Combat drugs, mostly. A weaker strain of the thing we dealt with the other week in Florida, in fact."

"Don't remind me," Mr. USA sighs, extending a hand for the police chief to shake: "We're sorry we couldn't get these people cleaned out sooner. Hostage situations have to be carefully handled, as I'm sure you know."

"Ain't no skin off my butt," the man says, spitting chaw onto the pavement instead of taking the older hero's hand: "Ain't like these kids' parents were gonna vote for me come November or nothing."

"Yeah..." Blastman says, looking at what's left of the school the racist freaks took over, and the skin color of the kids they spent the last few days rescuing from this situation: "I think we're about done here."

"Yes," Mr. USA says, trying to avoid doing the obvious thing with the man: "You have a good day, sir."

"Wait," Red Wrecker says, looking at the dough-faced man: "You're going to let him say something like that?"

"Free speech, little lady," the Chief of Police says, tipping her a wink: "Might want to look it up, sometime. But maybe you didn't learn that in your inner city school, huh?"

"Maybe you didn't learn that you're supposed to protect and serve everyone, regardless of their skin color," she says, taking advantage of her special boots to stomp over to the man and look down at him, for a change: "Maybe you didn't take your oath of office all that seriously."

"And maybe there's a reason these freaks ran under the radar for so long," American Steel says, stepping up behind the man on the other side of Red Wrecker.

"And what the damn hell are you trying to say, lady?" he asks, turning his back on Red Wrecker to look up at the woman in the battle suit.

"I'm saying that I wondered why you were all so unhelpful when we first got here," she replies, looking down at him as well: "And now I'm wondering what we're going to find when we run their names, and look into their friends and associates. I'm wondering if we won't find some of them know some of you."

"It's a small town, sir. We all know one another."

Mr. USA and Blastman both look around: "Um," the older hero says: "Sir, Louisville might be a lot of things. Small is not one of them."

"Figure of speech, Yankee."

"Yeah," Blastman says, again, gesturing to the transport -- and Hanami, who's waiting by its door with a very unhappy look on her face: "I think we need to take off. Now."

"I think we should-" Red Wrecker says, but she's held up by a hand on her shoulder. It's Dragonfly, who came from seemingly nowhere, yet again.

"We need to leave," she says: "Trust me."

And once they get headed in that direction -- and, as soon as they're out of the Chief's earshot -- the former assassin elaborates: "Look, before we left? I had half of a damn weird conversation with Tombo."

"What, the Living Dead girl?" Blastman asks, only to be glared at by quite a few people: "Sorry... that's the name I got."

"She !@#$ing hates it," Dragonfly says:  "Anyway, I guess time's more messed up for her than usual. She had the back half before I left, and I just had the first half now, here, after I got done with those KKK bastards."

"What did she say?" Hanami asks, stepping down the transport's gangplank.

"She can't tell me a lot. Living and the dead and all that. But something major has gone down in Moscow, and this thing with those chemically-altered KKK folks? It's just the tip of the damn iceberg."

"What do you mean?" Mr. USA asks.

"I mean that the Aesir are back," Dragonfly says: "And it's not good news..."

* * *

"... you know," SPYGOD says, doing his best to parry and thrust at the same time as he fights back to back with the Mahdi over the wrecked pieces of Free Fire -- scattered all over the inside of the yellowy-pale man's tent: "If you'd told me this was how this !@#$ing day was going to go? Even when I was drunk as !@#$, chemically altered, and suffering from post-sex brain times a thousand?"

"You would never have believed it in a million years?" the Mahdi says, brandishing two scimitars with more speed and skill than his skinny frame should have against their relentless throng of attackers.

"Damn straight," the superspy says, kicking one of the viking zombies right in the chest -- putting a foot-sized dent in the armor -- before taking its head off: "And believe you me, I have had some weird days before."

"Well, I am certain you know the saying, my friend," the Mahdi chuckles, backing up after dispatching two more, only to see a lot more funnel into the tent.

"Oh, please. No. Not that-"

"The enemy of my enemy..."

"Oh !@#$ing come on-"

"... is my friend..."

"God !@#$ing damn it all to Hell!" SPYGOD shouts, wishing he had actually brought a gun to this swordfight. 

"I fear He may have already done so," the leader of Al-Hidhah notes, realizing that they are two against what may be hundreds, and that his own followers have followed the example of the android his would-be assassin brought with him...


* * *

... which is splattered up against the wall --the earpiece held in place by smoking blood.

The Interim President stands at the window of his quarantine unit -- dressed in the nice suit and tie he was supposed to be wearing to address the nation on a number of things. And he looks at the red, bloody mess outside the thick, glass window that used to be a man. 

And he wonders how blood can smoke. 

He doesn't understand any of this. Not at all. All he knows is that the COMPANY asked if he'd like anyone there, with him, when he left quarantine to go live from their TV Studio, two floors up. 

And he said get me Agent Gibbs. Because he was nice. He was decent. And he was the only person outside of the COMPANY who knew where he was, exactly. 

His heart felt ten pounds lighter when he saw the man coming, down the hallway. He was going to shake his hand and call him Tyrone. They were going to talk, maybe do lunch. 

It was going to feel so good to talk to him. 
The AGENTS are baffled and angry. They say there was no way he could have smuggled in those explosives. Not into the Heptagon. Not into the secure wing. 
They are baffled and angry and want answers, and scream into communicators as the haz-mat crew clean up the mess. 
And all the President can say is...
* * *

"... what happened?" Straffer shouts, looking around the room as his helmet's reception suddenly goes blank, and then comes back on -- like an old TV after being thumped.

"Oh my god," he hears someone shout: "Someone get a medic in here, now!"

There's gasps and shouts. Someone screams. 

"Hold it together, all of you!" he shouts, fighting with his helmet to regain control over his platform -- just in time to nail three black balls with his starboard particle cannon: "If you're not directly affected, stay at your post and keep firing! Night side, two of you handle the situation."

"Sir..." one of the night side says: "It's Specialist Eversan, sir. He's... dead."

"My God," Straffer says -- wondering if he even remembers what his face looks like, and wondering if that's the weird smell he's had in his nose for about ten minutes, now: "That's terrible. Get a medic in here. And someone take over his position-"

"Sir..."

"No argument, Specialist! We've still got incoming!"

Oh, do they ever. Another swam of the things. Even tighter, this time...

"Sir, we can't take his helmet," the Specialist says.

"Why the hell not?"

"Sir... um..."

Straffer sighs, and, turning off half the vision in the thing -- a trick he learned a day ago, but hasn't shared with anyone yet -- he looks over to Day Side station 4 and tries to figure out what's happened. 

That's when he realizes what he's been smelling wasn't Eversan dying. It was his helmet overloading. 

Eversan is a broken toy from the neck up. His skull has been crushed to pulp within the small box his smoking, malfunctioning helmet has reverted to. 

And it's not the only helmet in the room that's smoking, right now...

* * *

... as Moscow's Mayor falls to his knees before the armored woman who stands before him, sword in hand.

... as Hoosk looks to the sky beyond their White City and realizes something has gone very wrong with the gift he made their children. 

... as Tombo heals from her wounds in a bright, glowing cloud of Dragonflies, and makes ready to go find the woman she resurrected, and tell her the trouble the world is now in.

* * *

... and the Aesir gather in the city center of Moscow, raise their swords to the sky, and declare themselves the masters of the world, the leaders of men.

And the bringers of Ragnarok. 

(SPYGOD is listening to Sleepwalking (The Chain Gang of 1974) and having a Ragnarok)

Monday, January 18, 2016

TechnOlympos: 1/11/16 - 1/17/16

"How Did I Get Here? / I Heard A Rumor..."

(Woman from Improvement Committee, Number Two, Myron, Chess Master)

(Art by Dean Stahl)

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Monday: 1/11/16

In the White City of the gods, the great Martian immigration is taking place.

The refugees come from all over the world. They are trundled across the ruins of Mexicali on specialized transports, made to keep their occupants hale and hearty in the greater gravity of Earth.

Once they arrive, they are shown to special entrances. There they are checked by means no mortal man can know -- making sure the death-spoor of the destroyer of worlds has not entered their bodies.

So far, all pass the test. The humans at the Space Elevator made certain that any who bypassed security on the Martian end have been intercepted and detained at Pontianak.

And once they pass, they are shuttled to their new habitat -- strange, massive, almost brutalist white pods that have sprouted in the air about the pyramid of shining Rahmaa, arranged in a floating geodesic pattern.

Inside those white pods, there is Mars.

There is Mars as it once was -- green and blue, filled with beautiful plants that sway in the slightest of breezes. Rivers of cool water that move as though they had all the time in the world. And buildings carved from the living stone, warm and inviting.

Within the pods there is sunlight and nourishment. There is atmosphere and diversions.

Children laugh. Lovers cuddle. Poets speak and historians write the new chapter of their people. 

But there is also the sad understanding that this is not real.

This is not Mars. This is merely a copy of what once was, made to keep them comfortable and content.

This is not their true home -- now burning as warping, black matter falls down through thin skies, seeping through the red sands and infecting what lies below.

("Terrorforming," they call it.)

And this is not what they wanted. But it is what they have, now and possibly forever, thanks to the strange new Goddess that commands their fealty.

However pleasing to the eye, there is no escape that this is the last refuge of the once-proud people of Mars.

However alive they are, they know they have been scattered like the leaves of the great river-trees when the seasons changed from Plenty to Fallow.

And however much they try to forget their predicament, through songs or love, there is no mistaking this for what it is.

A tomb. 

* * *

Elsewhere, perched halfway up the endless, central spire that dominates the skyline of Olympos, its eternal sentinel watches all things at once.

The Red Queen is no longer recognizable as human. She resembles nothing more than a massive sea urchin that has been stretched into a long, thin ring. Gruesome spines and fronds slowly move in an alien rhythm, allowing her to sense what goes on below with near total capability. 

And if a problem arises, she can bud off a small, almost-human portion of herself to swoop down and deal with it. 

She does not have to intervene all that often, given the mostly-gentle nature of those who come here. And when she does appear, her fearsome appearance is often all that's needed to deter further wrongdoing. 

(Stories of the very few times she's had to mete out the harsh justice of the Gods have gotten around. No one wants to see it in person.)

Once limited by two eyes and two hands to hold a sniper rifle, she can now see all. Hideous and remote, she watches with eyes no longer shackled to human mores and morality. 

She is impartial and sere, calm and unerring.

And as the days have become weeks, and the weeks turned to months, she has realized that something is wrong, within the city. 

She can feel it, though she cannot see it. An infection has come within it. Something evil and unhealthy has entered.

But, try as hard as she can, the Red Queen cannot focus her new, all-seeing eyes well enough. 

Is she correct, then? Is she merely imagining things into reality? 

(Or is it just what Tombo said, before all this happened, playing with her mind...?)

The Red Queen is not certain. All she can do is watch, and wait. 

And hopefully one day learn the true nature of this disease her city has caught.

 * * *

Down below, on a gold bridge above a sapphire-blue stream, the disease the Red Queen cannot see looks up at the impotent guardian and smiles. 

Her mind boils with artistic atrocity and mayhem. She dreams of bodies laid out to spell obscenities. Of the medical wonders turned to murder and maim. 

Of the joy turned to pain and agony, harsh and unending...

She flips both birds to the guardian, who cannot see her, and disappears into the sheep she's come to slaughter, giggling at her restraint -- but not for very much longer. 

Word has come to her. The time is drawing near. 

And the end of this god-city's time will be heralded by her hand...

Tuesday: 1/12/16

It's 0500 in the goddamn AM local time when the Army transport touches down at Incirlik, and I'm not nearly as drunk as I need to be to handle what comes next.

In spite of the size of the aircraft, or maybe because of it, we bounce one !@#$ing time too many on the runway for some of the more green hands to handle. The sound of vomit serenades us as we screech to a halt, adding a weird counterpoint to the cheers from the way back, and the Jimi Hendrix some wiseass put on their cellphone just before we hit the tarmac.

And then there's the captain's voice over the PA saying "Welcome to Turkey," which is something I haven't !@#$ing heard in a long damn time.  

"Scuse me while I kiss the sky..." someone sings. People laugh. Someone officer with more bars than sense tells them to can it, but she's laughing too, so it doesn't !@#$ing work too well.

The poor kid next to me is pale as death and sweating like he caught malaria from a one-eyed, cockroach-eating hooker in Bangalore. I consider letting him have a pull off the illicit canteen of hooch I've been snorting since we left Phillips, however many goddamn hours ago, but figure he won't be able to !@#$ing keep it in or down.

And I am not wasting good whiskey on this trip, son. No chance in hell.

Sunrise is too damn far away, but no one's been able to sleep a !@#$ing wink all the way from Maryland however many hours ago. The trans-Atlantic jaunt was too bumpy, and the rotors too damn loud. So we're all on that weird edge of being too tired to !@#$ing think straight, but too wired to just crash out.

Most of the folks I've been traveling with are replacements for the US Army's part in Operation Enduring Freedom. They're all here to swap out with someone who wasn't as !@#$ing lucky, or rotate out with someone who's been here too damn long for their own good. And they're all happy to chat about their families, their destination, and the first thing they're going to do when they get back home.

But some of us aren't wanting to !@#$ing talk, mostly because we got orders to keep it zipped. That's because we're Strategic Talents, here to sneak over the border into Syria and kick some loyalist and IS ass for Uncle Sam.

And that means we got !@#$ing zero in common with the others, and even less to talk about.

Though there's one thing we do share, and that's that we're replacements, too. Both because the Interim President's decided to widen our secret ground war, and because we've got casualties of our own to replace.

And that's why I'm here, son. I'm supposed to join up and assist, but then also quietly figure out what the goddamn !@#$ is going on, over the border. 

Because something really !@#$ing stinks, and for once it ain't me. 


* * *

So what am I doing here, other than looking a lot more blonde, and needing to be a lot more drunk?

Well, after that android tried to shoot the hell out of my fine gay ass at the Lovegun, I got back in touch with the COMPANY. Weirdly enough, they'd been trying to get a hold of me, but using the wrong !@#$ing number. 

(I'm sure the AGENT sent to get me is still pounding a fist on the door of that luxury apartment my fiancee gave me, but that's his tough luck.)

Why did they want me? Because the !@#$ is hitting the fan on multiple levels, and they need all hands on deck. Especially someone with both combat and intelligence training, which is their nice way of saying "yeah, you lost half a century, (REDACTED), but you're still one mean mother!@#$er who knows Soviets from Shinola."

(Not that that really !@#$ing matters, anymore. Mostly.)

My mission, which I have !@#$ing chosen to accept, is to be injected into the !@#$ing three-ring circus that Syria has turned into over the last few years. Apparently it went to !@#$ while I was in that coma, and now reminds me a lot of postwar Germany, only with more sand and shooting. 

On one side, you got the loyalists that support the current regime, run by one of the late Bashar al-Assad's many cousins, and supported by the Russians and a couple other douchebags. On the other, you got the rebels who want to topple it, supported by the US of A and a couple other countries. 

And then you got the IS folks, who want to !@#$ over the whole show for Allah, and are busy fighting both sides, which makes this resemble a goddamn bar brawl at times. And you also got all the bystanders who pitting one or more sides against the other to settle old scores, or saying that their rival's hiding IS folks so their encampment gets !@#$ing bombed back to the stone age.

So there's
all kinds of friendly fire, blowback, and general !@#$ery going on here. And when you peel back all the layers on this goddamn onion, you find out it's all a big proxy battle between Russia, which is being run by one of Putin's loathsome ex-KGB creatures, and the United States, which is being shepherded by a sorry joke of an interim President.

And you know what you call that in military terms, son? A cluster!@#$.

Which makes what happened understandable, but still highly !@#$ing suspect. 

Hence my being here, as I am, as Josie put it, the cluster!@#$ king. And they figure the best use for my fine, gay ass is to put it on the frontline and start handing the enemy their own. 

Me, I'd rather be back at the COMPANY, calling the shots and shooting the !@#$. But, Josie pointed out, I'm about as useful on the Flier bridge as tits on a goddamn bull with my memory this !@#$ty. 

Now, once I've !@#$ing acclimated to the here and now, more? Maybe we can !@#$ing see about getting me something more befitting the man who made and ran that organization for over half a century. Maybe a leadership position, maybe something more advisory. Who knows?

But for now? They figure I'm best used in my precious capacity as a field AGENT.  Which means I'm shot at a goddamn problem with next to no prep time, told all I need to !@#$ing know on the way over, expected to achieve the impossible with three toothpicks and a pickled monkey, and not expected to survive.

Which !@#$ing suits me just fine, son. Totally. 

Really. 

...

* * *

We bounce down the gangplank under red lights. The Soldiers all go one way, two-timing it. We go a different direction, off into the dark.

Not that I need a light to see where the !@#$ing going, here, son. I know the way of old, because I used to park my ass here fairly frequently, back in the day.

See, this airport was anti-commie central, back in the 50's and 60's. They ran U-2 flights out of here all the damn time, and I was always checking out new intel and photos when the flights came back. We also used this place a lot when Lebanon !@#$ing blew up, though I wasn't as directly involved with that.

(Maybe.)

Back then, it was just me, most of the time. This time there's four of us, heading for the Strategic Talent wing to get some !@#$ing shut-eye. Or just pretend to, anyway.

The other three are all new talent -- two armorboys and a gizmo queen. I don't know a goddamn thing about any of them, other than what I read on their dossiers. But after being stuck in a transport with them for however many goddamn hours I can already tell who's here by choice, and who got shafted.

I also know who's going to be the first to crack the !@#$ up...

But then, they don't know who the !@#$ I really am, either. I used a fleshlight to change my appearance, so now I'm a somewhat pretty blonde behind these sexy sunglasses. Between that and the desert camouflage, I haven't scored so much as a !@#$ing doubletake.

(Hopefully no one catches me !@#$ing using that thing. I hear it's a real joke for some reason.)

I did tell them to call me Shatter, which I'll admit was a bit risky. But no one knows their damn history well enough to figure it the !@#$ out. Thank God for our nation's lousy, commie-run school system.

The real trick will be maintaining this cover all the way into Syria, and into the thick of battle. I understand I'll be working with two people I used to command, once. Provided they haven't been blown to hell and gone by the time I get there.  

Just like the third, whose death is what !@#$ing brought me into this cluster!@#$ in the first place. 
* * *

What are we doing here, anyway? I'm glad you !@#$ing asked, son.

See, as far as anyone knows, the four of us are not here at all.  We're just dogfaces who've linked up with the military forces of a bunch of other countries, here to airstrike the living !@#$ out of the loyalists and IS forces. That and train the locals to deal with the bastards on the ground, so our boys and girls don't come home in !@#$ing human remains pouches, as they call them now. 

And that is, as far as the American taxpayer knows, the extent of our nation's commitment to this !@#$ed-up situation. 

In reality, though, we've been quietly buttressing all those bombs, missiles, and trained locals by sending in strategic talents to blow the !@#$ out of the loyalists and IS. And we have been for some time, now, with varying degrees of hard-boiled, cold-blooded bastardy.

Why would we do that? Well, mostly because we say the Syrians are employing their own superpowered combatants, even though Josie assures me that we have zero !@#$ing evidence that they are. Which really !@#$ing reminds me of how we got snared into that 8-year fist!@#$ in Korea.

But also because it's been pointed out that our US-trained Syrian opposition forces are about as !@#$ing useless as US-trained opposition forces have ever been in every damn war I've been in. Not that I !@#$ing remember Vietnam, but I do remember Korea. 

And Jesus Christ Mother!@#$er in a Volkswagen on fire with a backseat full of !@#$ do I remember Korea.

And that's why we're here, working alongside the French, the British, and a couple Gulf states who want to suck off Uncle Sam. The Russians are on our side, too, oddly enough, though it's mostly to deal with IS.

(The Canadians pulled out because their new PM's a !@#$ing liberal pansy-ass, but at least they've got the good damn sense to say nothing.)


And I'm sure the longer this damn proxy war stretches on, the more countries will shovel fresh-faced young super-soldiers into the !@#$, in the hopes of achieving what bombs and trained monkeys apparently can't. Which kind of presents a big damn problem if we don't know why things are going !@#$ing haywire, over here, now doesn't it?

Hence my being here. Hence my big damn secret. 

Hence my quiet, one-person investigation into why New Man is dead. 

* * *

My rack is a small, concrete block room. It's all mine, though, so I can spread the !@#$ out and get some shut-eye. I can listen to that Black Star album that David Bowie made, just in time for me to fall in love with it -- and him -- and then find out he's died. 

(Great !@#$ing timing there, son.)

But I can also close the damn door and use the special communications techno-crud they shoved in my bag to sub-vocal radio back and tell Josie I made it, the weather is here, and I wish she was !@#$ing fine. 

(Not that women are really my damn thing, son, but if they were going to clone anyone, why the !@#$ did they go with the "Butch Brick !@#$house" model? Jesus...)

Anyway, she's got no new intel for me. She wants to know how the flight was, how the three others seem to be, all that !@#$. I got no !@#$ing idea on the latter and no !@#$ing opinion on the former, so I tell her the in damn flight movie sucked and none of the stewards wanted to try for the mile high club. 

She laughs and tells me she'll arrange for a goddamn airborne brothel if I make it back, then she hangs the !@#$ up.

Which would be real funny, if the circumstances weren't so messed up. 

New Man? I knew him, son, and I actually do have memories of him. He got his powers by accident in the Pacific Theater, and got into the Liberty Patrol. He fought alongside me in Korea, and then went on to be in the Freedom Force after that sorry !@#$show of a war put an end to the Patrol. 

He was an alright guy, I guess. He !@#$ed outside his circles a lot, though. and I was having to clean up after him, now and again. Young girls and superpowered !@#$ make for a dangerous but enticing combination, apparently. And as COMPANY Director I was having to make sure accidents got taken care of before they turned into bad headlines.

(Not that I let it stop me from chasing the boys, son. But at least we don't get !@#$ing pregnant.) 

I missed out on a lot of our association, as you !@#$ing well know by now. He was apparently COMPANY Director twice: once to try and catch me, and again while I was !@#$ing dying. He sucked the first time, by all accounts, but did a damn better job the second time. 

But then he gave it all up after his son died under mysterious circumstances, as part of that goddamn weird warbot thing that happened last year. And he went back to just being another Strategic Talent, there on the Freedom Force. Which is how he !@#$ing wound up in Syria, supposedly in charge of the mission, though there's word that he wasn't really liking how it was being accomplished. 

And people there weren't !@#$ing liking how he was handing his dislike. 

So last Wednesday, he's left behind along with a hero from Qatar when everyone else goes off on a damn mission. There's no way in hell that was a !@#$ing oversight. Either he refused to go, or they didn't tell him they had an op and just left him in his damn tent. 

And then a missile gets shot into camp, and boom, everything goes to !@#$. Twenty support staff killed, nine wounded. The guy from the Gulf takes a direct hit and gets blown to Paradise. 

And New Man? Onlookers say he turned into purple light, screamed for a full !@#$ing minute, and then mostly winked out of existence, leaving only a few charred pieces of bone, flesh, and gristle behind to mark his passing. 

He's an energy being, so there's always a damn chance he survived, somehow. But I think he would have come back by now if that was the case, son.  

Who shot the missile? The team claims it was Al-Assad Loyalists. No one got enough parts to make a full report, though. 

And that leads me to wonder if it was them, or our people. Especially now that his death means Yanabah's in charge.

Because I know that girl, according to my files. And something tells me there's something messed up going on, there...

But that's for tomorrow,  son. Tonight, I need to finish this whiskey, practice some one-handed stress relief, and try and get my head on straight for deployment tomorrow night. 

Same old same old. Hurry up and wait. Jump into the fire. Pray for asbestos panties. 

That and, this time, don't !@#$ing get caught...

Wednesday: 1/13/16

"Well, that kind of goes without saying," Jana says over the airport phone to Randolph Scott, watching as a plane takes off for parts unknown: "But I'm pretty sure we can bug his hotel room without being seen."

"Do you have a distraction?" the outlaw reporter asks.

"If necessary, we can get our new friend to run some interference," she replies, looking across the way where Karl and the Candidate's chief intern are talking by an overly-cheerful Starbucks kiosk: "I'd rather not sacrifice him just yet, but..."

"But better him than you," he says, not liking the words he's hearing come from his mouth: "Pensacola's a !@#$ty town to go to jail in."

"Isn't every town?"

"Well, some are better than others. I don't particularly recommend Phnom Penh."

"I remember why," she smiles: "How's things back on your end?"

"Well, we're prepping for an all-out assault on last night's State of the Union. It was pretty !@#$ing craptacular, even for that moron."

"Yeah, we were picking it apart as it happened and feeding ideas to their Twitter team. I got a zinger or two in."

"You go, girl," he chuckles: "But seriously, what did they make of his attacks on the Candidate? That was a pretty big surprise. I figured he wouldn't rock the damn boat, and certainly not tip it like he did."

"They were pretty surprised," she says, looking at her watch: "He's been doing such a bad job that getting an endorsement from him would be poison, but no one was expecting him to take aim like that."

"Yeah. Calling him an embarrassment to American conservatism, and invoking Reagan to do it? He was in rare form. I think he might have even written that himself for a change."

"Makes up for the rest of it. 'We made some progress, but all the problems we couldn't fix are just things we'll have to work harder on.'"

"'Also, we're !@#$ing fighting for freedom, so don't give the enemy a free hit by being critical.'"

"'God bless free America, free land of the free people who are free,'" she quotes Quayle's ending, and they both laugh at that -- loud and long.

"Okay, the flight's going to be leaving soon, and I'm looking suspicious," she says, hearing as much over her synapses from Karl: "I love you, dad. We both do."

"I love you both too," Randolph says: "Very much. Good luck and be careful."

"Of course," she says, and hangs up without saying goodbye.

He stares at the phone for a while, sighs, and then goes back to work eviscerating the unluckiest -- and most powerless -- man to ever sit in the Oval Office.

* * *

"I thought I might find you here," the woman from the improvement committee says, walking down the ramp into Number Two's cavernous, spherical office.

"It's relaxing," Myron lies, putting his feet out of the ridiculous ball chair and swinging them back and forth: "I keep expecting that midget butler to show up and offer me flapjacks, though."

"Haven't found him, yet," she says, walking closer and sitting down in front of the chair. 

"He might be lurking around here, somewhere. Maybe down below."

"Maybe he's the one who keeps stealing our people?"

"Wouldn't that be nice?" Myron sighs: "No danger, no death. They all just got taken down to some big dining hall where there's kippers and flapjacks as far as the eye can see."

"And proper tea," she says, resting her chin on her knuckles: "Not that instant muck we've been drinking."

"Proper coffee."

"Proper everything."

He nods: "We'll get out of here soon. I just need to..."

Myron trails off at that. He just needs to what? Find the elusive, apparently one-way portal to Earth? Get it to work both ways? 

Figure out why they were never able to make it work that way...?

He looks around the room. All the maps they've put up on the wall, and the ways they've shifted from journey to journey. All the ideas they've spitballed.

(The one working screen in the whole place, showing what the Village looked like outside just before it all went to hell.)

And above it all, the number of the people who were randomly chosen to go down, today -- right next to the people who went down and didn't come back up, again.

The lottery was the Chess Master's idea. She came up with it last week, behind Myron's back. Since then she's been more loving, at least on the surface -- and a lot more energetic in the sack.

But there's no way she can completely hide the distaste in her eyes, especially after the other week, when she finally realized he was hiding something from her...

"There's something I'm missing," he says, looking at her and speaking in a low tone: "Something Number Two knows about but won't say."

"So getting the doctor to force him didn't work?"

"Not very well. I think he's gotten worse."

"Does she think she can make it work?"

"Not without running a serious risk of breaking him."

"Are you alright with that?"

He looks at her, and shakes his head: "I thought I was. I really did. But I went to see him yesterday and... he looks like my younger brother."

"The resemblance never bothered you before?"

"Oh, it's not that. My younger brother was mentally retarded. Not badly, he was just a little slow. Most of the time he was okay, he just had to be told not to do things more often, and didn't always get it. I'm sure you know how they can be."

"I think we've all had to work with difficult cases," she cuts to the chase, as she often does.

"Right," he says: "Well, our school district had a special program for other difficult cases. Mostly hyperactives and kids who would be called Asperger's, now. The occasional suicidal. Folks like that. But those old biddies didn't really know what the !@#$ they were doing. They were just crowd control, really.

"So every so often Robert would get frustrated and just shut down. And if it happened in school they'd call me in, because he'd only listen to me. So I'd have to get up from my desk, get a hall pass from my teacher, who was always like 'oh, not this !@#$ again.' And then I'd do the walk of bad shame down the hall, heading to the special kids' classroom.

"On bad days I'd hear the screaming all the way up from the hall. That sound like someone was tearing his fingers, out or !@#$ing him in the ass. And when I came in... the look on his face? That awful frustrated look of 'why can't you see what's wrong?' while these poor teachers were just trying to get him to stop howling and sit up in his desk?

"That's what I'm getting from Number Two. And it hurts me to see it. And it hurts worse to cause it."

He's silent for a time after that.

She eventually nods, and gets up: "I understand. Believe me, I do. We all have our bad memories and old wounds. We wouldn't be human if we didn't.

"But we have to live in the here and now. And here and now? If we lose more people to the search, no one will go, even with the lottery. And then we'll be stuck here, forever.

"So I guess you have to decide which is worse. Hurting Number Two, maybe even breaking him, and remembering your brother? Or all of us staying here forever, or at least until Hook and Crook manage to break down the doors?"

"One versus the many," Myron says after a few moments: "Not much of a choice at all."

"Well then," she smiles, turning to go: "I think you know what you have to do, then?"

He waits until she's gone before sighing, and spinning the chair around in a dizzying circle out of sheer frustration.

Yes. He does know. He's known for some time.

He just doesn't !@#$ing like it, is all.

And as he spins, he is watched on another, actually-working screen in a part of the Green Dome that no one knows about, save one.

The Chess Master sits in her secret office -- where everything works -- and decides what to do next.

Not that there is a decision. She knows what she has to do, too.

She just isn't sure if she's going to like it or not...

Thursday: 1/14/16

Every face on every single one of Director Straffer's Pontianak office screens is unhappy. Some of them gasp, some of them frown. One of them is even shaking his jowls, about to say "now see here..." or some such.

But the head of the Space Service holds up a hand before any of them can say another word: "Ladies, gentlemen. There's no 'no,' here. This is no longer a matter for any of you to decide. Mars is about to become a dead planet, and the Olympians have spoken, and they are willing to take every single citizen of Mars into the White City. And that is the end of the matter-"

"I can't believe you did this without discussing it with us, first," the head of the New European Union says.

"Do you have any idea how much strain that is going to put on the world economy?" the United Nations' Space Initiative's representative asks.

"Can we really trust these Martians, given everything that's happened in Europe, lately?" the Russian Space Minister asks, shaking her head. 

"The refugee situation is bad enough," the jowly American Senator in charge of the Space Subcommittee sighs: "I really don't need to give anyone more ammunition in an election year-"

"With all due respect, Senator, I don't give a good goddamn about the elections," Straffer says: "As for security, we're satisfied this wasn't anything to to with Mars."

"On what grounds-"

"As for the world economy, that's a moot point."

"Now see here-"

"And as for discussion, sir? I didn't need to have it."

"I beg your pardon," the man from the NEU says, carefully enunciating each syllable as though chewing a particularly nasty piece of food.

"There's no pardon to beg, sir," Straffer says, holding up his pad and tapping part of it: "It says very clearly in my remit that, in the event of a humanitarian crisis, I am authorized to act independent of everyone as I see fit.

"Now, I suspect that was there in case we had to evacuate the whole damn planet on an hour's notice and none of you were available to discuss the matter. But the principle holds. One of our strategic partners is in a state of extreme planetary crisis, and we need to act. Now."

"I think that 'humanitarian' only applies if the victims are human, sir," the Senator says, which earns him a quick disconnect from Straffer.

"Anyone else want to be a racist pig on my dime?" he asks, standing up behind his desk and holding his pad like a gun: "I'll shut your ass down faster than you can blink."

"There's still the matter of the world's economy-" the man from the UN says.

"Yes, sir. And if we didn't have facilities, that would be an issue. But as the Olympians are willing to take them all, and their city is self-sufficient, that is, as I said, a moot point."

"I do not think I like the sound of this," Russia's Minister of Space says, shaking her head once more.

"Well, that's your prerogative, madam. But it's done. This is just a a courtesy call, ladies and gentlemen. You didn't even need to know about this. But I wanted you to know why the space elevator is going to be running a lot harder than usual over the last few days-"

"You have overstepped yourself, sir," the man from the NEU says, pointing a finger: "There will be consequences. You will not like them."

"Well, sir, if you don't like the terms of my charter, you can amend it the next time you all get together. But this is an emergency, and I'm doing what needs to be done."

"Not using our space elevator, you won't," the UN man says.

"I beg your pardon," Straffer says: "That is Space Service property-"

"Which is overseen by the United Nations," the man says, somehow managing to frown and smile at the same time: "And subject to revocation at any time."

"Not without a full vote," Straffer says.

"Oh, you'll get it," the man promises: "And soon. Along with your walking papers, if I have anything to say about it."

The screens all go blank on the other end, this time.

"!@#$ goddamn mother!@#$!!!!" Straffer shouts, throwing his pad against the wall. It shatters into pieces.

"Sir?" Charleston asks, poking his head around the corner.

"How long were you listening, Captain?" Straffer asks his second in command.

"Long enough, sir," he asks, coming all the way in: "How badly screwed are we?"

"Either not at all or all the way," the Director says, sighing as he takes a replacement pad out of his desk. That's the third time this week.

"What do we do?"

"Get in touch with Mars," Straffer says, looking out at the Java Sea: "Tell them to get everyone on every transport they can, and now."

"Safety checks? In case of infection?"

"We'll do them on this end," he says, hoping he isn't making a terrible mistake under the circumstances: "I'll need to talk to the Olympians about that. Damn, I hope that means I don't have to stand in line, again."

"I'll get right on it, sir," Charleston says: "And just in case... should I get the Colonel in position? In case we have to fight off the UN?"

Straffer thinks about that: "Appraise him of the situation. Tell him I trust his judgment on this, but try and appeal to his decency if he balks. These people helped us in our hour of need. I'm sure he'll understand."

"I hope so, sir," the Captain says, turning to go. In his absence, Straffer holds a hand up to the window -- admiring the view that he's come to love and loathe in equal measure.

"It would be nice if all this worked out, for once," he says, looking at the Sun who is also a Goddess: "You want your worshipers, lady, they need to get here, first. Now would be a great time to give back, don't you think?"

If Rahmaa has anything to say to that, she doesn't say it to him. Not that he expected anything else.

But it would have been nice to be pleasantly surprised for a chance.

* * *

"Well, that was unexpected," Karl lies to the other interns as they watch their disgraced Chief Intern get frog-marched out of the makeshift campaign headquarters by two gorillas disguised as men. 

Like him, they are clearly bewildered by how quickly this happened. They all keep opening their mouths to say something, like a goldfish in a tank, but nothing's coming out. 

Not that their now-former leader could say anything, really. He got nailed too hard, too quickly, to do more than grab a few important things before he was shown to the door.

And the realization of what has really happened here has been too slow for him to protest on the way out.

It wasn't his fault, really. He was just too trusting, and yet too inquisitive. He wouldn't have been much use from here on out, and Jana was only willing to give him so many nights of her time. 

So, he had to go. And Jana had to be the one to make sure he went.

And the Campaign Manager had to be the one to see her make certain.

"Thank you so much, Bobbi," the horse-faced lady is saying, shaking Jana's hand: "I had no idea the little !@#$ was spying for Kasich. I hate to think that that flat-faced moron would have made of it, but still..."

"Who can say?" Jana says, smiling sadly: "But I'm just sorry it came to that. He seemed like a decent guy."

"This is politics, hon," the lady says, watching out the window as he's tossed out of the security cordon and told what he can do with his complaints: "Everyone's a bastard. The sooner you figure that, the longer a career you'll have."

"I suppose."

"Speaking of which," she says, turning around: "This leaves a vacancy. You want it, it's yours."

"Oh?' Jana replies, doing her best to look as sincerely amazed: "Well... if you think I could do a good job."

"I think you'll do a crap job, at least at first," the woman says: "But you'll get better at it. And I can trust you, mostly. So that's a start..."

They go off into the office to talk more. Karl listens into every word, thanks to his connection to his sister. 

And he synchs his brother and sister into the conversation, so they can tell Randolph that while the other day's attempt to bug the Candidate's hotel room was a complete bust -- thanks to the now-departed useful idiot's poor handling of the situation -- they should have much better luck tonight, after the debate.

Hopefully it gets something concrete, this time. If they're going to discover something actionable about this man, it needs to be soon, or else it'll be even tougher to dislodge him.

The clock is running out.

Friday: 1/15/16

"Well, I did tell you," the doctor says, looking at Number Two's staring, useless eyes: "Too much, too soon..."

"Too damn bad," Myron hisses: "Bring him back."

"I... excuse me?" she asks, blinking at their leader: "What sort of doctor do you think I am?"

"The one who's got access to all kinds of illegal and wrong equipment," he says, pointing to all the strange, retro-60's devices she's been using on the man over the last week or so: "The one who can kill people in their sleep and bring them the !@#$ back the next day. The one who can get anything this piece of !@#$ wanted out of anyone's head, as long as they didn't mind them being damaged!"

"That was before I threw everything at him," she says, trying to be calm in the wake of his rage: "He was damaged before. This just made him worse."

"That's unacceptable-"

"I warned you!" She shouts, balling up her fists: "I told you this might happen! I told you it probably would! But you insisted I continue on! And now... now..."

She waves her hand at the broken man, lying on the gurney and breathing all too regularly for Myron's liking.

"Did he say anything before you lost him?" Myron says after a few tense moments: "Anything at all?"

"No. Not really," she states, not wanting to look at Myron right now: "He was just repeating the same things as before. '42,' 'below,' 'fire,' and 'Morlocks.'"

"That's useless," he scoffs, looking at the photos she took of the !@#$-smear drawings he'd been making on the walls: "All of this is useless."

"That's not my fault."

"I'm not saying it is," he says as he tosses the photos down on the table, trying to stop from wanting to scream at her: "What I am saying is that I have a whole bunch of people who are tired of being randomly drawn to go below and disappear. And they wanted answers. And so did I."

She slowly turns to regard him: "So you could make them feel better, I suppose. Well, now they won't. And you'll have to disappoint them. Which makes we wonder how much longer you'll be in charge."

"Probably not much longer," he says, looking at her.

"Well, I guess you know what I mean by karma-"

"Before you pull out the party hats?" Myron interrupts, holding a hand up into her face: "You also should know that while they might be angry at me, most of them hate you. Maybe just a little less than they hated this guy, here."

"What are you saying?"

"I'm saying that if I go down, you go down with me," Myron says, taking a close step towards her so he can stare her right in the eyes: "So if there's anything -- I mean !@#$ing anything -- you can do to bring him around, or at least get some more intelligible information from him? I'd !@#$ing do it, and quick."

She opens her mouth to shout, and then closes it. Maybe she's thinking, maybe not.

"That's better," he says: "Maybe this thing wasn't exactly like the show, but you've had over forty years to make this !@#$ a reality, and come up with things they couldn't even think of. Surprise me, doctor. Make a goddamn miracle out of all this horror.

"Otherwise, you're gonna find out all about karma, too, lady. And you won't like it any more than I do."

He stomps off, not happy with how he's having to act under these circumstances. But at least she doesn't shout insults after him, this time.

He'll take that as a positive change.

* * *

"Yes, and I think it's a good thing," the Candidate says, standing on the balcony of his hotel room and talking on the phone, late at night: "I mean, now they won't be our problem anymore..."

There's silence from him, and then he nods: "Well, true. It's one less thing for me to talk to people about. But we can still bring up..."

More silence. It goes by very, very slowly.

The Candidate eventually nods, and then looks around the nighttime landscape outside: "Okay. That makes a lot of sense. I agree. I'll do it."

A shorter silence this time: "Do you really think it'll come to that? I mean, he seems to be committed."

Even shorter: "Alright, then. I'll increase the talking points on him. Sooner or later people will start doubting he's eligible, and then he'll have to drop out.

"Alright then. I'll do that, too.

"Thank you," he says, coming back into the room he left: "You know I always feel better for talking with you. You just have a way of putting it all into perspective.

"Okay, goodnight," he says, and then hangs up.

Back in their hotel room, Karl and Jana share the same expression: disappointment.

"I thought those microphones could catch both conversations?" she asks.

"Unless the phone's made to shield against that kind of eavesdropping," he says.

"!@#$. I bet it is."

"Which means we'll have to bug his phone."

"And that will be very difficult," Jana says, but nods: "We can find a way. I know we can-"

Then her own phone rings. It's Randolph's number. He'll want to hear results, and right now they don't really have any.

So they look at each other, do a quick rock-paper-scissors-lizard-spock, and -- once Jana knows she's lost -- she picks up to face the music of a disappointed father. 

Saturday: 1/16/16

"So," Yanabah says, pulling her bloodied fist out of what's left of Zephyr's unconscious face: "Anyone else want to !@#$ing lip off to me?"

"No, ma'am," the six-armed man in heavy, grey armor says, popping off a smart salute.

"I concur with Arachnoid," the dead-eyed man in the bright orange battle suit says, executing a much more mechanically-precise salute with the hand that isn't holding his smoking, ornate fire wheel. 

"Yes, ma'am," SPYGOD says last, saluting in his own good time: "I mean, no. No ma'am. I mean-"

"I think I know what you !@#$ing mean, Shatter," she sneers at him over her glasses -- her eyes going very wolflike for a moment: "You and Free Fire, get this dumb !@#$ picked up and over to the medic tent. Arachnoid, you're with me."

The two of them go off to talk to the others, gathered on the far end of camp. SPYGOD leans down and takes hold of the limp woman, lifting her up in one sure motion.

"I can help with that, Shatter," Free Fire says, walking alongside him.

"Let me?" he says: "I think it'd be better if you go over and join them. I'll be back in a moment or two."

"Very well," the dead-eyed man says, nodding as he turns to go: "I would not dawdle, though. I do not think our new leader appreciates any deviation from peak efficiency."

You got that goddamn right, SPYGOD thinks, heading to the medical tent as ordered.

* * *

It had been a really interesting few days in the sand. And by "interesting," SPYGOD meant "!@#$ed up."

Their hosts at Incirlik let them have most of Tuesday to themselves, mostly to rest up from the trip. There was also some expectation they might get to know one another better, but no one seemed to be in any hurry to break the ice. 

To her credit, Zephyr tried to get a few conversations going when she encountered people outside their rooms. However, no one seemed impressed by her profanity-laced observations -- just tired (Arachnoid), or attentive but silent (Free Fire). 

SPYGOD engaged in some tried and true methods to carefully pump her for info, but soon realized he didn't need to be all that subtle -- she was happy to hold forth on just about everything she knew. Unfortunately, it wasn't much, and he soon got tired of her attempts to be cool and feigned the need for more sleep.

Late Tuesday night they were summoned for a working dinner meeting with Army Intelligence, who were supposedly managing the situation on the ground. After a few interestingly-astute questions from Arachnoid, it became clear that they weren't handling a goddamn thing -- just keeping tally on who was bombing whom on what day, and where the battle lines were being drawn. 

For better or worse, the fire team -- as they'd become known -- was handling themselves. 

The plan was to leave Incirlik at 0300 the next day, on an unmarked transport, to a location three klicks north of the Syrian border. From there, they would enter a narrow, deep tunnel they'd dug to get things, and people, back and forth without being seen. 

The tunnel would lead them to scenic and tiny Bulbul, maybe two klicks inside the border. There they were to be put into a covered truck by friendlies and shipped towards Anadan -- a formerly prosperous city, 12 miles north of Aleppo, which had been shelled so badly in 2012 that it was barely more than a ghost town, now. 

Its deserted nature, as well as its placement atop a hill, made it a near-perfect staging area for the fire team. However, it also made them a target for constant shelling, which was being blamed for the recent casualties.

The trip was only supposed to take half a day, if that, but the truck from Bulbul was ambushed on the way out of town. The cab was utterly shattered by hi-ex ordinance that could have annihilated everyone if it had been fired just a split second later. As it was, the four in back were lucky enough to leap out and return fire.

(SPYGOD took that time to note everyone else's capabilities. Zephyr used her high-tech gauntlets to summon a whirlwind to lift her up high and call down lightning, and then fired long-range mini-missiles from shoulderpad launchers. Free Fire stayed on the ground, launching larger rockets from his armor that burst into fire halfway to the target. And Arachnoid's armor unfolded in the chest to reveal four smaller, fully-articulated arms -- each one capable of holding a MP5, which he used to mercilessly strafe those who got too close.)

That might not have been so much a setback, except that Zephyr actually took off after the enemy -- heading deeper into the northern areas than was prudent. The others followed after to back her up, but once she ran out of missiles and called off the chase, they realized they were quite some distance away from their destination. And, given that they were under a strict code of radio silence, they couldn't call for help.

Zephyr just wanted to run for it, leaving a trail of blown-up belligerents all the way to Anadan. But cooler heads -- meaning "everyone else" -- realized that, after such a show of power, they'd attract every bullet between here and there. So they scrounged for disguises and water, and started a slow, town-to-town crawl through an area literally infested with the enemy. 

Thankfully, close-quarters, quiet combat suited SPYGOD and Arachnoid just fine: the eight-limbed, armored man was content to burrow under the sands and come up in forward knots of foes, leaving SPYGOD to slice and dice any that got through. And any that got past him were quickly dealt with by Free Fire, whose burning fire wheel was astoundingly lethal.

Unfortunately for team cohesion, Arachnoid's power set led Zephyr to improvise some very unfortunate songs to the tune of the old Spider man cartoon, all to his expense. By the end of the first day, both he and SPYGOD were hoping she stepped on a land mine. 

(Free Fire didn't seem to mind, but he kept his opinions to him self, anyway.)

Ragged, dirty, and tired, the four strategic talents finally made it to Anadan that morning. They'd been greeted by the Fire Team's support staff, and whisked away to well-defended tents in a relatively non-blasted part of the town to rehydrate, get some sleep, and resupply their weapons. That had been a good thing.

The bad thing came later, when Yanabah -- who was extremely unamused by their tardiness -- summoned them all to stand before her and explain what had taken them so long, and what the !@#$ they were thinking by pursuing the enemy after they'd fought off the initial attack on their truck. 

Which was when Zephyr decided to show that her inability to turn her mouth off extended not only to her fellow grunts, but also team leader. Which was when Yanabah decided to show her who was boss -- one swift, well-placed fist at a time. 

Zephyr might have been good at using her weather powers and missiles to deal with long-range opponents, but she wasn't nearly as good at hand-to-hand combat. In fact, she had something of a glass jaw (which was ironic, considering how much she worked it) but Yanabah didn't let up until she looked like hamburger. 

SPYGOD decided not to intervene, though, as he was afraid he might give himself away if he did. That and there was something awful and ugly in the woman's eyes as she worked her mouthy subordinate over, and he needed to try and see what it was. 

(And, frankly, the !@#$ had had this beatdown coming for days now.)

So that was that. But, on the plus side, it meant he had time to snoop around the medic tent under the cover of taking care of his teammate. 

And who know how long that might take...?

* * *

"Oh god, not another one," the Chief Medic says as SPYGOD brings Zephyr into the the large tent: "Put her down on the gurney there. Nurse? I need a trauma kit, stat!"

"What do you mean not another one?" he asks as he complies, taking a big step back to let the woman work: "Did you take fire today?"

"No," the nurse says, running past him: "We've been shell-free for days. This is the second person the team leader's assaulted today."

"Shut up, Corporal," the nurse orders: "Fix now, talk later."

"Yes, ma'am," he says, complying. And SPYGOD takes that moment to walk out of their immediate area, and look around the tent -- fixing his eyes on where one might keep autopsy files and death certificates, as well as the human remains pouches...

"You going to help?" the medic asks him, pointedly.

"I just need to know what to tell the team leader," he says: "In case she asks."

"Tell her I'll have her up and running as soon as possible," she says, wiping her brow in the heat and arranging to have Zephyr moved: "And remind her that I have no less than ten complaints waiting for her to hear when she has time to do something other than send me needless work?"

"I think I'll leave the last bit out," he says, saluting on his way to the door: "I don't want to join her."

* * *

"About goddamn time," Yanabah says as SPYGOD comes up to them. She doesn't even turn around to see his salute.

"Sorry, ma'am," he says: "I figured I should get a sit-rep on Zephyr, in case you wanted it."

"I don't give a !@#$," Yanabah sneers, walking along the line of talents: "You missed the introductions, Shatter. You'll have to make up for that in your own time."

"Yes, ma'am," he replies, trying to match the stance of the least impressive person there -- some dark-skinned guy he figures for the guy from Turkey. Demir Ruzgar, he thinks.

"So here's the deal," she says, striding in front of everyone: "This is a mess, boys and girls. A complete and total !@#$ing mess. We're at war with everyone, right now, except for one side out of !@#$ing three. That third side isn't very reliable, ethical, or effective. 

"We can't trust anyone, we can't believe anything, and we aren't even here, as far as anyone knows. This is a secret mission, run on code ultra black, and if any of us get caught or killed, well, you're !@#$ed. Let's just leave it at that.

"So our standing orders are as follows," she goes on, looking each person in the eyes in turn: "The primary mission is to blow the hell out of IS. The secondary is to not let the Loyalists get the better of of the rebels. If we come across a situation where IS and the Loyalists are fighting, we're to let them wear each other down, and then go in and kill the survivors.

"The third is to assist the rebels when we can do so without blowing our cover. And the fourth and final consideration is that we do not blow our !@#$ing cover.  Not for anything. Not for anyone.

"We strike from a distance. We leave no survivors, no witnesses. We assume everyone who is not with us is against us. 

"Is that clear?"

A cacophony of affirmative answers issues forth from all lips: English, French, Russian, and Turkish.

And something about how most of them sound gives SPYGOD the creeps...

"Alright, then," she says: "Arachnoid, Shatter, you're with Chinmoku, Bouclier Blanc, and Russian Steel on guard duty. Free Fire, you're with the other two members of Le Trois Grandes on long-range action. Zephyr will be joining you once she gets over her attitude adjustment. 

"Dismissed!" she shouts, and everyone says "yes, ma'am," salutes, and gets the !@#$ out of her way.

"So you're Shatter," says a man in white, high-tech armor with a very large, powerful-looking shield: "I hear you're quite the swordsman."

"You heard right," SPYGOD says, smiling: "And I hear you're hell on wheels with that shield. Force projection, right?"

"Trade secrets," the Frenchman says, and his gaze seems sinister from behind the crusader's helmet: "All you need to know is that, if we engage a large group? Russian Steel and I will soften them up. You and this araignee will deal with the leftovers. Oui?"

"That sounds fair to me," Arachnoid says, clearly not wanting to get into an argument with the old hands.

"Good," the Frenchman says: "It may seem like a easy job to be left behind, but I tell you we have had to repel several attacks on this position. The ramparts of this sorry Arab town are red with would-be conquerors. So be on your guard, and do not let me catch you napping."

"Wouldn't dream of it," SPYGOD says, smiling behind his glasses: "Looking forward to working with you all."

The Frenchman sneers. The metal Russian laughs, but it's not good-natured.

And as they stomp off to get back to work, or whatever, SPYGOD looks at the armored, six-armed man he's spent the last couple days fighting with, and says "Is it just me, or is everyone here an asshole?"

"Everyone?" Arachnoid asks, and SPYGOD gets the idea he's chuckling under all that armor. 

"Well, present company excluded. Maybe."

They both laugh about that, and go off to see about some chow. 

And all the while SPYGOD is thinking about how to get into the medical tent, and get a look at how the guy from Qatar died.

And maybe some more info about New Man, who he keeps hoping isn't actually dead...

Sunday: 1/17/16

"How on Earth did she do it?" Randolph ask Helmut, incredulous.

"Something about getting close to the Campaign Manager," he says, not wanting to give any more details than that -- especially not in his dad's office: "But she did it. She's bugged his phone. After tonight, we can hear everything he says to that mystery caller."

"That's great," Randolph says, rubbing his hands together: "Tell them to record this. I want to hear every single word this son of a !@#$ is telling him."

You heard? he thinks back to the two of them, nestled in their room in New Hampshire -- resting up from that speech in Portsmouth, the other day, and preparing for his speech in Lynchberg on the 18th.

We did, yes, Jana thinks back, chuckling: Are you sure he wouldn't like details?

I don't, Karl grouses, putting a pillow over his head.

I was kind of curious, Helga thinks, just a few rooms away from Helmut back in San Francisco: But let's talk in person when you get back, dear. Leave the boys out of this?

Thank you! Karl and Helmut both think at the same time, and Randolph wonders why Helmut suddenly seems so exasperated.

* * * 

"But, Mr. Governor," the Mayor of Detroit says, mopping his brow as he talks to the man over the phone: "Look, this guy is making a mockery of the police, yes. I will totally admit that. But on the other hand... well, crime is down, sir. Way down."

"Do I sound like I care about crime in Detroit?" the Governor of Michigan shouts over the phone: "That isn't the issue, here. The issue is that Detroit, like the rest of Michigan, does not allow vigilantes to run riot in its city streets. And you know why."

"I do, yes," the man sighs, looking at the Chief of Police, who's standing in front of his desk and smiling a very disturbing smile.

"So let's be clear about this, Mr. Mayor. I don't have time for this nonsense. I'm tired of picking up both your city papers and having them lecture me about not doing anything in Flint, or else doing the wrong thing, and then having them excoriate me for letting this situation continue. 

"I have enough to worry about right now. Your inability to police your streets shouldn't be one of them."

"I agree, yes," the Mayor says.

"So one of two things happens, and it happens now," the Governor goes on: "Either you nail this Raven to the wall, or I appoint an Emergency Manager to take care of the city, again. And this time, when I appoint him, he's staying appointed. Do I make myself clear?"

"Yes, you do," the fat man says, nodding.

"Good," the Governor says, and hangs up without saying goodbye.  

"Well, Mr. Mayor?" the elderly chief says, leaning forward: "Do we tell our friend at Arrow Security to do what he has to do? Or do you lose your job?"

The Mayor puts the phone down, and swallows -- hard. 

"Well?"

"Damn you," the man says, looking at the old, walnut-faced Police Chief: "Damn you for leaving me no choice."

"Well all have a choice, sir," the elderly man says, turning to go: "Yours is just being made for you."

* * * 

The Candidate sits in the darkness of his hotel room, phone in hand, and waits.

He could be doing anything else right now, he knows. He could be talking to his wife and children. he could be talking to people, having a drink downstairs.

He could be somewhere else, doing anything else, with anyone he wanted.

Instead, he's here, waiting for a call.

He wants to cry. He wants to throw the phone at the wall.

He wants to run downstairs, right now, and tell every reporter and blogger what's really been going on.

But he can't. And he knows he can't.

He just doesn't know why, is all.

And while he knows life is full of things he can't explain, that doesn't mean he has to like it.

* * *

"What do you mean she just left?" Myron shouts at the nearest person, astounded. 

"I mean she volunteered to go down, sir," the man says, holding his papers close to his chest, as if he's worried about getting hit: "And, well... you know how she is. I don't think any of us could stop her-"

But Myron's already running to the entrance to the lower levels. With each turn and twist of the metal halls he knows he's going to be too late. 

Once he gets there, the guards more or less confirm what he already knows. The Chess Master has gone down to solve this matter herself.  

And all he can say is...

* * *

"What the hell is this?" Karl asks, looking at the bags of potato chips and cans of soda Jana's thrown on the bed.

"Snacks," she says, chuckling.

"Are you expecting a real party?"

"I think after this we will be in the mood to celebrate," Jana says: "And I'm afraid that's the best our meager staff suite has to offer."

"Well, it could be worse," Karl says, putting his headphones on, and making sure the recorder is ready to go: "I hear Cruz makes his staff buy their own water."

"Is it Canadian?"

He laughs at that, but then holds up a hand: "It's him. The phone is ringing."

"Moment of truth, then," she says, popping a diet coke: "You take it now. I'll listen later?"

He doesn't reply, though.

And when she turns to see what's wrong, she almost screams...

* * *


"Now see, I'm not so terrible," the young woman with crazy eyes says, helping Jerry -- aka Dr. Rose -- hold in his guts as he leans against the wall, still in shock at what's happened here: "This isn't so terrible.

"Why, if you really think about it, it's what you always wanted..."

All he can do is gasp as she holds the bloody flaps of his chest up and together -- unable to breathe as much as he needs to scream for fear of everything unwinding onto the silver sidewalk.

He met the girl at the Sing-Love, over by Rosi's pyramid. They got to talking about the high concepts and low urges, as one does. And while he really wanted to induct her into both, right then and there, she convinced him to head over to a more secluded spot, instead.

And when she went down on her knees to take in his teachings -- as he put it -- she produced a long, serrated, and wickedly curved knife from seemingly nowhere, and sliced him from his red chakra all the way up to his green.

"You go on about the little death," she says, kissing him as he panics: "About losing the self within the other, or the many. You talk about the release of energy. All that happy crappy.

"But all those things are just tiny preparations for a much larger thing. The big death. The loss of the self to the infinite. And the final release of energy as your soul just leaves the building..."

She slowly and gently lets go of him, and he gasps, his hands slipping on the warm wet of his own blood and fat. He looks at her pleadingly, perhaps hoping this crazy woman who's sliced him up will actually help him live.

No such luck, though -- and she smiles as she kicks him, right in the crotch.

He gasps once more and loses his grip, and his insides slop out of the doors she's made of his chest. He falls to his knees, losing his grip on consciousness and sanity both as everything he'd had, but never seen, makes itself visible to him in a stinking, wet, and warm heap on the ground.

And then, just to add insult to injury, Loreli positions the blade between her legs, grabs his head, and makes him perform the same maneuver he was assuming she was going to do for him.

"Fuck me, little man," she hisses as his head comes apart between her hands, one sawtoothed thrust at a time: "Fuck me. Fuck death."

* * * 

"Helmut, what's wrong?" Randolph says, holding his son up as he convulses on the floor. He can hear Velma in the other room, shouting, and suspects the same thing has happened to Helga. 

"Someone call an ambulance!" someone shouts, and the outlaw reporter is grateful for that.

"Helmut, please," he says, taking his son's hat from his head and waving air in his face with it: "It's okay, alright? You can relax. We're here. We're safe."

"No..." the large man says, shaking his head -- his eyes wild in their sockets: "Not safe. Not..."

"What's going on? Son? What's happening?"

"Karl..." Helmut says, looking horrified: "Jana. I can't... they're not... no."

"What's wrong!?" Randolph all but shouts: "Helmut! What's happened!?"

"They're not in my mind, anymore," he says, looking up with what can only be described as a large sense of loss: "They're gone, father. They're... they're dead."

And Randolph's heart stops a beat.

And he grits his teeth. He whines. He howls.

And the scream he issues after that could all but wake the dead. 

(SPYGOD is listening to The Party Line (Belle and Sebastian) and having an Al-Chark )