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Monday, February 22, 2016

TechnOlympos: 2/15/16 - 2/21/16

"See the face of fear / Running scared in the valley below"

(Moloch and Myron, together again)

(Art by Dean Stahl)

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Monday: 2/15/44

It's 6:01 AM when he gets the call that the Time Chamber has asked for him, yet again. And that just throws off his entire morning, right there.

Normally, he'd lounge in bed with his wife and their husband (and whoever else may have spent the night) until it was time to go into work. Maybe catch up on the hyperstory his writing group is assembling over on their Writeworld server, or actually read something for a change. Maybe even try his hand at cooking breakfast if he's feeling particularly confident, or brave.

(How did he have two such excellent cooks for dads and yet not be able to boil water? He has no idea.)

But if that silver cylinder is calling his name, then he really has no time to dawdle or delay. It means that he has to go do something drastic, somewhere in the past.

And that's either because someone is monkeying with it, or because they've found yet another hole in the records that needs to be filled with his kind of bullets.

And finessed with his kind of perspective. 

So he dresses up for full temporal combat. Puts on his tachyon suit. Gets his special equipment that decays as soon as it's out of physical contact for more than ten seconds.

And makes arrangements to get the gun from the COMPANY lockup -- the one only he is even allowed to look at, let alone carry into the field.

(He's the only AGENT with a body that can handle all the changes it puts a person through.)

On his way out, he kisses everyone goodbye. They have the good sense to not ask about what he'll be doing today. He has the decency to not tell them.

And then he's in his hovercar, flying from his Neo York City penthouse to the Heptagon with the sirens on, and no time to stop for a damn coffee.

* * *
  
TIMEFILE
BGDST19466-A-C-02/16/+2016-EST:14:36-14:45

"...oh, my son, my son," the old man says, shaking his mostly-bald head as he grips his boy's hands tight.

"I'm sorry, father," the man says, tears running down his face as he begs his father's forgiveness in the back of his campaign bus: "I don't know what else to say. I'm beaten. I can't win this-"

"You can, and you will," his elderly father insists, shaking with determined rage: "The angels have spoken to me, Rafael. They have assured me that you will win this. You must win this."

"But... the polls."

"To the devil with the polls!" the old man all but shouts, and the look in his eyes is fierce and terrible: "To the devil with delegates and votes! All the speeches and contests in the world will not save it from damnation.

"Only you can do that, my son. Only you."

The man looks at his father, sets his jaw, and nods: "I know that, papa. I do. I will lead this nation. I will be its leader. But... maybe it won't be this time-"

The slap comes so fast he doesn't even realize his father's hand isn't in his until it's landed on his fat face. The pain is intense, but not as painful as the look the old man's giving him, right now.

"Do not doubt the word of the Lord your God, Rafael," his father insists, pointing that finger in his son's face: "I told you the angels spoke to me. And they did not say it would be next time. They did not even say it would be this election. They said you would be this country's leader now."

"Then... how? What must I do?"

His father looks at his son, and takes both his hands in his. There's a look of total serenity about him, now.

And he tells his son that what he thought was a severe setback, a couple weeks ago, was actually the means by which he will lead this country out of the darkness, and back into the light.

And such is the way that he tells it that, by the time he's done talking, his son no longer has any doubts or worries.

He just has to figure out the best way to make this happen...

* * *

"Well then," the AGENT says, looking at the holographic timestamp on the timethread their temporal sensitives pulled out of the stream, late last night, and then handing the crystal matrix back across the desk: "That's troubling to say the least."

"Given everything that happened afterwards..." his burly, grey-haired supervisor says as she takes it, leaving the point open as she always does.

"28 years ago," he muses, looking out the spartan office's window at a blindingly-white Washington DC -- all memorials, museums, and agencies: "I feel like I was just there, for some weird reason."

"But you can't be sure," Rikki chuckles.

"No," he quickly assures her: "The wipes are still holding. I have no idea what I did, there. And I never will."

"You just get the feeling?"

He nods: "Yes. More and more, these days."

"Maybe you should stop before you fade."

"Fading's for losers," he chuckles, tipping her a wink: "But I promise I'll lose its number if it gets awkward."

"Ha-!@#$ing-ha," Rikki snorts.

"Boss. Language," he playfully scolds.

"Whatever," she says, handing him the key to the vault: "Get your weapon and go deal with the issue, sport."

"You got it," he says, snapping a smart salute and then heading out before the beefy, old clone can give him any more words of wisdom.

Or curse at him again. 

* * *

"... yeah, well, you know how it is," he says to his parents as he marches down the long hall to the vault -- very aware that every step is another biometric scan, and yet another chance for the defenses to turn him into smoked pate: "'Duty now for the future.' Can't say more than that.

"Yes, I'll be careful," he sighs: "Gosh, you two sound like old mother hens. You're worse than our husband, and he's worse than...

"Yes, I know," he chuckles: "I'll stay out of your way. Both of you.

"Love you both. Bye."

"Dang," he says, hanging up and showing his key to the armored guards at the end of the hallway. They nod and let him put it in the vault, at which point there's humming and sliding. 

At which point the doors open, just a little, and the large, silver box he needed floats out to meet him. 

He puts his hand on the box. It glows, and then opens. 

Inside is a small, silver gun with alien contours. It registers his presence and begins to breathe. 

He takes Hǫfuð out of its case, and quickly stores it before it starts to do that weird thing to his eyes. 

Then he lets the box slide back into the vault, leaves the key with the guard for safekeeping, and heads off to the Time Chamber. 

* * *

"What is that racket?" he says as he enters the room, addressing the giant, silver cylinder at its core: "It sounds like two guitars trying to make out in slow motion."

"Some classic rock," the Time Chamber insists: "'Bullet the Blue Sky' from The Joshua Tree. It seemed appropriate."

"The band's called the Joshua Tree?" 

"Philistine," the silver cylinder says, clearly aghast: "It's U2. How do you not know who U2 were?"

"Whatever," the AGENT says: "You know I'm more into New Wave than postpunk. And I think my dad shot their lead singer."

"Which one?"

"Their first one, I suspect."

"Which dad?" 

"That would be telling," he replies, drolly, and does one last check of everything as the Time Chamber goes on about temporal traps, things and people to be careful of, and a conjectural timeframe for his actions -- which may or may not actually be his doing, depending on what he finds there. 

"...one more thing," the cylinder says: "The last time you were there, you left behind a piece of evidence. A bullet that couldn't have possibly made the shot it did."

"Really?" the AGENT says: "Am I supposed to know about this?"

"No. But I'm telling you anyway because I want you to be more careful. The more of a footprint you leave, the harder it becomes for me to clean up after you. And we don't need them coming looking for us too early."

"Got it," the man says, nodding: "No exotic ordinance. No trick shots. No weirdness. I'll get in, do what needs doing, and make it look bog standard, even if it means disrupting the time flow."

The silver cylinder sighs, taking his point, and then begins to unfold itself before him.

The surface of spacetime crackles and booms, opening up into a hole that is best described in sexual terms. He smiles and keeps that filth to himself, as he always takes perverse pleasure in doing, and steps on back to 2016

He has no idea what he'll have to do there, as usual, except that it'll most likely be either stopping an assassination, or causing one.

But until he gets to where he needs to be, and sees the situation, he's as much in the dark as anyone...


Tuesday: 2/16/16

"Alright, then," Myron says, adjusting his headlamp and making a few more adjustments in the large bank of controls that squats between himself and the giant, bronze minotaur with fire in his eyes and belly: "We've got a containment field, now."

"Meaning?" Moloch demands, his voice a loud, bass noise that rattles every bone in Myron's hands, and echoes off the walls of this steel cavern.

"Meaning that, when we turn on the transporter, it won't suck in everything around it," Myron explains, as patiently as he can: "Because if it does, not only will we expend too much energy maintaining the portal, but there's a better chance that things won't be reassembled correctly on the other end."

"Which is bad."

"Which is very bad," Myron nods, glad the monster he's turning into a machine gets it: "You want to get home? We need a field."

"How much longer?"

"What, you haven't been waiting long enough?" Myron asks, trying to smile.

But then he sees the bull's eyes narrow, just so much. And he smiles a little larger, holds up his hands, and says "Just a small joke. We're doing good, okay? Just a while longer."

And, for what seems like the tenth time in two days, the metal monster who almost killed him a few years back avoids losing itself to another rage, and lets him keep working.

And Myron counts that as a victory, and takes advantage of every second it buys him. 

* * *

In retrospect, Myron should have known that the creature was at least partially responsible for the Village. 

After all, there were only so many B.A.S.E.C.A.M.P.s to go around. And as their creation -- and very existence -- was pretty damn dangerous to reality, it was much more likely that BOWLER had merely found a way to get to the latest one, rather than creating a whole new one. 

And it was much more likely that, rather than creating the Village all by himself in a timely manner, the man they'd known as Number 42 had enlisted some very special help on this side of things. Help from the sort of being that could move within, and reshape, metal structures.

But Moloch had learned from his lengthy isolation on this world; he was no longer confined to metal. He now possessed the ability to move within all forms or matter, and reshape their atomic structure to meet his desires.

And he also had learned to move within people, to a degree -- to be able to see inside their minds, and create things based on their needs, wants, or ideas...

Myron was, as could be expected, very skeptical of this part of the monster's tale. It didn't help that he'd spent the entirety of it with his gun in his mouth, ready to blow his own brains out rather than assist the bronze minotaur if he thought the beast was going to betray him.

But Moloch was rather convincing. When Myron challenged him by daring him to make a Dead Kennedy's t-shirt with Jello Biafra on the front -- things he doubted Moloch even knew about -- the beast merely reached out to Myron's head, and held his massive hand there for a time.

Then, he reached down to some inert matter, did something, and handed him the shirt in question.

One change of clothes later, and a few ground rules established, Myron began telling the creature exactly what they needed to have in order to create a new portal to Earth. And the creature began to create it to his specifications, so that they could build it, piece by piece.

As they worked, Myron had no illusions. He knew the beast would kill him if he got a chance, or gave it too much too soon. He also knew it would kill him as soon as they got back to Earth, and try to double-cross him on his condition of bringing the other prisoners back with them.

But he had hope that it might stall, just long enough. After all, as he'd since learned, Moloch had been the one to insist that BOWLER bring Myron through. He'd known he was the only one who could get him out of here, once the British spy organization's own techs had finally admitted to failure.

So they have an agreement, and an arrangement. And maybe it'll hold just long enough for Myron to figure a way to either disable or kill the beast, or at least strand him here again -- and for good, this time.

A curious and dangerous arrangement, but one that seems to be working. 

So far. 

* * *

"There we go," Myron says, tapping the circuits he just had Moloch generate: "That's good. I think we're getting closer."

"Hours, now?"

"Days, more like," Myron sighs: "I need some sleep."

"Sleep is not necessary-"

"It is for me," Myron says, looking up at the monster he's turning into a machine: "Maybe you've been out of your body for so long you've forgotten."

The monster's flames burn a little brighter, just then: "What... how...?"

"Oh yeah," Myron says, going back to work on a delicate piece of the process: "We figured out who you were, Tariq. It took a little digging, when all was said and done. But after we won against the Imago, and the authorities started digging out Dubai? Well..."

Myron shrugs. 

The monster is silent for a time, and then nods: "Body not important. Body a box. Open now. Soul is free."

"Well, that's one way to put it."

"Doubt?"

"Not really, no," Myron replies, stopping work: "I've met some other beings who aren't tied down to one form. AIs. Ghosts. Folks like that."

"Not gods."

"Well, I know some of them, too," Myron sighs: "But I gotta tell you, Tariq-"

"Moloch," the bronze minotaur insists. 

"Sorry. Moloch. When we get back to Earth, you might want to watch it with the god talk."

"Why?"

"Well, I haven't been able to get a lot of information, things being what they are. But a certain nasty !@#$ I was shacked up with for a while was able to get word back from BOWLER, now and again. And apparently, while I was here, a group of real gods have shown up on Earth."

"Real," Moloch snorts, small gouts of fire spurting from his flaring nostrils.

"Well, the Supergods, anyway. You probably don't remember them, being so young."

"Moloch is eternal."

"Yeah, yeah, and so was David Bowie."

"Who?'

Myron sighs: "Anyway, when we get back? If you want to talk about being a god, you'll have some company. But you might want to tread lightly."

For some reason, Moloch finds that funny enough to laugh for a full minute.

And every second makes Myron feel that much worse about needing some sleep...

Wednesday: 2/17/16

The Red Queen wakes up, yet again, and is mildly surprised to not have been assaulted in her sleep by her new friends. 

She expected to be beaten. Terrorized, at least. Maybe tied up and assaulted, or at least threatened with it.

But instead, these Liberators the Red Queen has fallen in with have taken her someplace quiet and safe. Fed her. Clothed her. 

And largely just left her alone. 

She's been all by herself, here in this room near the abandoned pyramid. She can't hear anything outside the doors. 

(She's wondering if that was intentional or not.)

She realizes this is an indoctrination technique, too. They'll probably come for her in a few hours, or maybe another day, and want to shower her with love and affection. 

Or maybe that's when the beating and pain will begin...

Either way, she's ready for them. Either way she'll put up a token struggle and ask questions that aren't the best ones to ask. She'll act like she's hesitant, rather than resistant, leading them to figure that the hesitation is all about her trying to deny what she already knows is true.

And then, when they're good and ready, they'll take her out of here and introduce her to whoever is orchestrating this blight on the White City.

And the Red Queen will drag that person's sorry ass back to Satanoth, drop him or her at his feet, and demand her god-body back. 

She just has to wait a little longer, that's all. 

Just waiting, here in the dark...

* * *

"How did we not know about this?" The head of Arrow Security says, looking over the legal paperwork his three lawyers have just dropped onto his desk: "I can't believe this is happening!"

"I'm afraid it is, Mr. Stone," the oldest of them says, closing her briefcase back up: "The irregularities were bad enough, before. But with this latest issue with the lock-up, we've got investigations, subpoenas... you name it."

"This is all... that Governor," the man says, thumping his hands down on what little free space remains on his desk: "This is payback. Worse than that! This is a distraction."

"It is what it is," the youngest of them opines: "And what it is, is a mess."

"We can get you out of it, of course," the one who hasn't said anything thus far offers: "This is just a distraction. It'll be hot news for a week or two, and then they'll find out something new about Flint, or somewhere else. And by the time we get you clear of this, well, it'll be back page stuff."

"But if there's anything you don't want on the front page?" the older lawyers says: "I'd really look into making it disappear."

"Oh, I can do that," Mr. Stone says, nodding as he looks it all over: "I'm very well-practiced at that."

And in the adjoining room, his longtime assistant, Gary -- who knows what all that stuff is -- suddenly realizes his time here is coming to an end.

And he decides, then and there, what he has to do in order to survive...

* * *

 "... you see, from the outset, I realized that ABWEHR was doomed," Helvete says, smoking another one of his oppressive, dark cigarettes: "Just the few of us, living in the Ice Palace? Waiting for the drugs we'd taken to run their course, and then we'd all get old and collapse unto useless senility? Or waiting for your so-called heroes to hunt us down, one at a time?"

"So you made us," Jana says, slicing him a perfect piece of his favorite pie as Karl carefully makes his coffee.

"Yes, but not as replacements for us," the pale-skinned man says, his red eyes narrowing at her perspicacity: "Shock troops, yes. Entertainment, definitely. Food, upon occasion. But not to take the place of us, no."

"So what was the plan, then?" a badly-burned Karl asks, waiting for the right second to pour the frothy milk: "Recruitment?"

"We tried that. It did not work," the pyrokinetic says: "Those tedious Arabs. The South Africans. None of them had our fire. Our spirit. Our dedication-"

"Your perfect, German genes," Jana says, handing him a plate with his pie on it: "Correct?"

"That too, yes," he says, taking a small fork from her and wondering if he should jab her with it, or keep speaking. 

"So you made pills that contained your memories and personality, and ensured the right person took them after you died?" Karl says, pouring the milk at last.

"Not right away. I had the pills made years in advance, after my other plan began to bear fruit. One last update was made the week before we learned that your SPYGOD was going to attack the Ice Palace. And then, I had my people wait for a time, and pick the right person, once he appeared."

"That's immortality of a sort, I guess," Karl says.

"A temporary measure," Helvete says: "A means to extend one's work past one's death. Not the true immortality promised by the term."

"So what, then?" Jana asks, watching as their master tries Karl's coffee, and, thankfully, does not throw it in his face this time. 

"So, we do our Nazi ideals the honor of trading metaphor for reality," the pale man says, finding his dessert and coffee quite good: "We become the gods we claimed to be."

The twins look at one another, and then back at him: "That's impossible" they say in eerie unison. 

"Is it?" Helvete asks: "Perhaps, except that we have already seen that men can become gods, have we not? And that Gods can become men?"

The twins remain puzzled, so he continues: "Your so-called Supergods, these Olympians? They have been banished to mortal flesh, only to return. And they have taken humans into themselves, becoming an amalgamation of the two."

"So Seranu wasn't talking complete !@#$ on the O'Reilly Factor?" Karl asks Jana.

"That would be the first time that show's contents couldn't be used to grow mushrooms, then," Jana replies to Karl. 

He smiles at that, and sips his coffee: "So, it is simply a matter of finding out how one might enter such a communion with such a being, and join with him or her. A way to rewrite reality, if you will, and change the nature of your destiny."

"And you think you can actually do this?" Karl asks, raising a singed eyebrow: "You and your army of disgraced superheroes, leather boys, and school dropouts?"

Helvete looks at him, and smiles.

And then proceeds -- just before igniting his impudent slave's fingertips -- to explain how...

Thursday: 2/18/16

 "So, what's the plan?" Gosheven asks, now that everyone's had a good time to look around the table -- here in this super-secret room, somewhere in the bowels of the Flier -- and get to know each other. 

"The plan?" SPYGOD asks, looking at the pudgy, Native American metamorph as though he just asked the dopiest question on Earth.

"Yeah," the guy says, shrugging: "Don't you always have a plan when you get us all together like this?"

"Do I?"

"That's the way I've heard it," Shining Guardsman says, looking around the table.

"Usually true," Swiftfoot adds in, nodding and looking at his fingernails.

"I wouldn't know," Free Fire says, shrugging in his best approximation of the gesture, which comes across somewhat strange as he's had little practice with it. 

"I would," Mister Freedom says, but, as usual, doesn't say what he knows. He just smiles, which gives a few of his new teammates the creeps.

"Well, who says I don't?" SPYGOD asks, getting up and putting his hands on the table: "We got intel. We've been reviewing it. We've got sources. We've been checking up on them. We've got patterns and probabilities. We've got someone running them through an algorithm to make a prediction."

"So... we're essentially waiting for the !@#$er to strike again," Gosheven says.

"And then we go after him?" Peg asks, looking rather uncomfortable with the idea: "The longer we wait-"

"The more likely he'll be up to business as usual, and people will get !@#$ing hurt and killed," SPYGOD says, sitting back down again: "Which is damn true. It also sucks. But it's the only way to keep even worse things from happening."

"I don't like that kind of math," Peg says: "The COMPANY's supposed to be about stopping that."

"I've forgotten more about that COMPANY than you've ever !@#$ing known," SPYGOD insists, pointing a finger: "And don't even get me started on math, lady. You don't get to !@#$ing judge until you've been in a war."

She has nothing to say about that, and decides to remain silent. For now.

"But in the meantime, we have some opportunities," he says, leaning forward: "We got carte blanche to do what we want, when we want. We got total secrecy. Total immunity.

"And I say it's time we !@#$ing used it."

"Now hold up," Peg says, holding up a hand: "This was not part of the deal-"

She would say more, but suddenly she falls over in a slump -- eyes open, mouth shut.

"Um, what?" Shining Guardsman says, looking between her and SPYGOD.

"Trade !@#$ing secrets," SPYGOD says, looking at Swiftfoot, who may or may not have just gotten out of his chair, moved across the table to Peg's seat, and gotten back before anyone could even blink: "How much?"

"One dose, (REDACTED)," he says, putting the empty vial on the table: "Just like you said."

"Alright then," SPYGOD says, looking at Gosheven, who sighs, nods, and sprouts a whole other person off of himself. It's Peg -- right down to her clothing and DNA.

"Um, what are we doing?" Shining Guardsman asks.

"Changing the rules of the game," Mister Freedom says, smiling as he gets up.

"We've got 48 hours before she wakes up," SPYGOD explains: "That gives us two whole days to think, to plan, and to move if necessary."

"Are we doing this because we suspect she's our mole?" Free Fire asks, looking at the real, apparently comatose Peg.

"It's possible," SPYGOD says: "But really? I just feel like being in !@#$ing charge of my own damn team, you know?"

"Yeah," Shining Guardsman says, nodding slowly: "I think I completely understand that concern after the !@#$ I went through."

"Exactly," SPYGOD says, clapping him on the back: "The President's gone !@#$ing nuts. So Josie's got her hands tied at the Executive level, which is why that shameful !@#$ show with Freedom Force went down the way it did. And all she can say is 'sorry' and make !@#$ing apologies.

"Well, not in my COMPANY, folks," he says, pressing a secret button under the table. A panel slides out of the top of it, displaying a cooler full of chilled beer and some party favors: "This !@#$ we're dealing with is too explosive to let Mr. Interim President remote control it. We are not having our hands tied. We are not having a !@#$ing babysitter.

"We are going to go deal with this !@#$ my way, so it gets dealt with, and stays dealt with.

"All clear?" he asks, getting a beer out and popping the cap off with a bottle opener he makes at the top side of his thumb.

The nods and 'yes'es are quick, and seem genuine. So he smiles, takes a swig, and adds: "Plus... I may have promised someone we're going to !@#$ing help him, off the books..."

* * *

"Wait a minute," the large man says, shaking his head and holding up a hand: "Are you sure... you know what you're asking me?"

"I do, Mr. Secretary," the Candidate says, putting his hands together and leaning forward -- his immense head seeming to take up most of the space in the man's solarium.

"Not anymore," former Secretary of State Paul C. Wheeler grouses: "Those bastards saw to that."

"That's right. And it would have been kept quiet, too, if the bastards in the Press hadn't gone public with classified information."

"I haven't forgotten that," the man says, patting his chest at the thought of it.

"No, I bet you haven't," he says: "But you know, they all followed the lead of one person. And that's Randolph Scott."

"Yes," the disgraced politician says, a very dark look crossing his face just then.

"And if you took him out of the picture, well... maybe the others would forget about you?"

"How?" the man says, looking very interested all of a sudden.

"Well, first you do me this one little favor," the Candidate says: "And then, when that's done? I'll see to it that certain unimpeachable witnesses come forward to say that he made up all that stuff about you."

"You can trust them?"

"Oh, they'll do whatever we need," the froglike man says, smiling: "And once you're in the clear, again? We can see about other forms of thanks."

"Such as...?"

"Such as giving you your job back in my administration," the Candidate says, extending a hand: "But first we need a certain thing to happen, inside a certain other thing."

"Well then," the man says, nodding and taking the man's hand: "You pay their fee, and I'll see to it this thing happens."

And as they shake hands and smile, the Candidate can't help but think of a line by Yeats...

* * *

"There really is no dignified way to come into the hospital when the baby's on the way, hon," Mark Clutch tells Martha as they floor it for West Suburban -- the Owl Car zooming over the buildings and trees as they really ignore the stoplights.

"Never... knew that," Martha gasps, doing her best to block out the pain: "Had Thomas... at the Owl Cave..."

"Really?"

"Yes..." she grunts, remembering to breathe: "Circumstances... dad thought... best to do it... at home..."

"We had Kaitlyn at... well, hell, you were there," he says, smiling as he remembers.

"I know..." she sighs: "Remember everything..."

He smiles at that, and then looks at her: "I love you, Martha."

"Love... you..." Martha says.

And she screams loud enough to rattle the windows as their child decides to remind her that this is not a tender moment...

Friday: 2/19/16

Randolph leans down to kiss Velma on the hand. He'd rather do it on her face or forehead, but she's bandaged and wired from her neck on up, and the last time he got too close every alarm in her room went off.

On the way out of the room, he runs his hands over the large bank of paper flowers her friends have sent her. They won't let real flowers in here, for one medically-sound reason or another, but the paper kind is okay.

And then he's down the hall -- nodding to the two armored Toons by her door -- and into the TV lounge. It's strangely deserted at this time of morning, which is both good and bad for him.

He looks at the television, which some asshole left on FOX News. They're going on about how a certain candidate's ratings are going through the room -- especially after calling Cruz a "!@#$y" at a speech -- and how said "!@#$y" is announcing a special speech on Sunday, down in Calexico, California, in which he might be throwing in the towel.

"We should be so damn lucky," Randolph sighs, doing the electoral math in his head. Sadly, he knows where most of the man's votes will be going -- and it isn't Kasich.

Then the burner phone in his front left pocket rings. He's been saving that one for a special someone, who he's been expecting a call from.

"Hey you," he says, a second after getting out of sight of any cameras and windows: "I was wondering when you might call...

"Okay, it's on? Are you sure you don't want me there to watch?

"Well, yes. But she's not going anywhere. And she'd !@#$ing kill me if I missed this. You know that.

"Ah, the doctors are !@#$ing useless. She could come out of it today, tomorrow, next week, next year. Brains are damn weird and brain doctors are...

"Well, you know how much faith I have in them after my own traumatic experience. I hear they waffled so much they could have opened up a damn Waffle House.

"What, you've never heard of them? Okay, next time you're stateside? We'll go. They're somewhere between an IHOP and a Denny's, only with fewer items and better service, respectively.

"Okay, it's a.... well, it's what it is. Yeah.

"Well, if you want to call it a date, I won't say no. I just don't want your fiance coming after me with one of his ridiculous guns.

"Oh? Oh! Well okay then. We'll call it a date.

"Yes, I'm sure. Velma would kill me if I didn't...

"Oh? You didn't hear? Well, yes. Mom and baby are fine. Mark's a little frazzled, but he's been through this before.

"A boy. Joseph Clutch.

"Yeah, well, they're not into cigars. I'll have to send balloons or something when I have time.

"Well, yeah. The one thing we never seem to have...

"Alright then. You take care, man. And good luck.

"Bye."

With that, he hangs up, drops the phone on the ground, and stamps it so hard it all but collapses under his boot.

As he dumps the smooshed burner into the nearest trash can, he catches sight of the Candidate going on about how Toons bring violence wherever they go. And something about how the piece of !@#$ says it makes him wonder what he knows.

And how much uglier this is going to get between now and November...

* * *

"Wait, are we actually having this conversation, Senator?" the Interim President asks, staring at the phone like it just flipped him the bird.

"Yes, I know what I said, sir," he goes on, shaking his head: "I was there at the time..."

He rolls his eyes, and looks around the Oval Office. It's deserted, except for him. Even his aides have stopped coming in, these days.

(Something about hygiene, they say. Well to heck with them. He doesn't have time to bathe, now.)

"Yes, I meant every word," Quayle says, spinning around in his soiled, leather swivel chair: "I asked Congress for it. They said no. Or at least they never said yes...

"Wait, wait. Are you actually telling me..."

Quayle's eyes get as large as dinner plates. He gulps, quite loudly.

"Now look. Just look here... Senator. Senator!

"Sir, you cannot be serious. You cannot be. No. No."

He listens some more. He goes pale as a sheet.

"Now sir. Ted. Come on now. You have to think about this. Think about what he said. Think about what we saw. 

"Yes, I know what I said. But I also know what I saw, Senator. And so do you. You were there, dammit! You urinated in your damn pants!"

Silence, and then he closes his eyes: "No. No no. Senator, this your President speaking. Yes, your President. Do not do this.

"Then I ask you as a man, sir. A man with a wife and children and a lot of people I care about. Do not do this. Please.

"Well then fine. You do this? We're not responsible for you. I'll call the damn head of the Secret Service and tell them to let you twist in the wind. You hear me?

"Hello? Hello?"

There's no answer. The call's been terminated on the other end.

"Oh Jesus," the Interim President says, getting up from his chair and wondering who all he needs to call.

Check that -- he knows who he needs to call, first and foremost. He just doesn't want to.

But he knows he has no choice...

* * *

"Are you sure you're ready, sir?" the Indonesian woman says, still looking uncertain in her new uniform.

"You don't have to call me sir, anymore, Yanti," Straffer says, trying to smile in an elevator full of armed Space Service guards. 

"What should I call you, then?"

"George would be nice."

"It's a bit too... familiar."

He smiles and chuckles, looking around at everyone. No one seems amused but him.

The ride down is fairly quick. Then they leave as one body, heading out of the Space Elevator, and towards a waiting UN transport -- floating an inch above the executive landing pad.

"Just take good care of it, okay?" he tells his former assistant -- now the Director of the Space Elevator: "It's a weird thing, but it's wonderful. And it's been wonderful to have rehabilitated it."

"I will," she says, shaking his hand before the guards put every manacle known to man, machine, and god onto him.

She stays and watches as they lock Straffer down, one inch at a time. If he finds the procedure painful, demeaning, or frightening, he does not show it.

About halfway through the ordeal, a transport takes off -- full of Martian refugees, bound for Mexicali. He watches it go, as best as he can, and maybe tears up a little at the sight of it. 

At last, it's done. He's encased in metal bands from head to toe, with only his his face showing.

They place further devices onto it. Life support monitors, motion detectors, and a very large bomb.

Then they carefully strap him onto an upright gurney, tilt it back down, and wheel him towards the transport. But before they do, she snaps off one final, proper salute -- making sure he can see it.

George Straffer smiles at her, then. And then they've wheeled him aboard.

And then it takes off, maybe a little quicker than absolutely necessary.

Director Yanti Hatta watches until it disappears over the horizon. And then, her duty to him done, turns to take full control of her new assignment.

She's just not at all happy with what it's cost her. 

Saturday: 2/20/16

"Hey," someone says to the Red Queen as she wakes up -- the room finally lit with sunshine from outside.

It's a woman's voice. She knows that much. And it takes every ounce of willpower to not leap out of her current position and wrap her hands around her neck.

She pretends to wake up by degrees. Opens and closes her eyes. Acts groggy. Half-sits up, and then rubs her eyes and mouth as if getting bad dreams out.

"Sorry to keep you waiting for so long," the woman says: "We've been kind of busy, the last few days. You know how that goes, right?"

"Not really," the Red Queen lies: "I was scared. I thought you'd forgotten me."

"You could have left at any time," the woman says, her eyes glittering in dark sockets as she indicates the door: "It was unlocked the whole time."

"I didn't check..." she says, shrugging. She looks stupid, now. Maybe a little mad at herself.

(She really knew all along. She just didn't want to appear to be too smart.)

"Well, that's okay," the woman says, rising up and looking down at her: "We promised you answers and left you waiting. That was bad on us. But you sat here, waiting, and trusted us. And that's good on you.

"So, answers. I got them. But I need to know something, and this is really important."

"What's that?"

"How fucking badly do you want to know the truth, girl?" Loreli asks: "How far will you go for an answer?"

"What do you mean?" the Red Queen asks, suddenly very spooked by how this crazy-eyed woman said the word '!@#$ing'

(Because she's heard it said like that before, what seems a whole lifetime ago. And it didn't end very well, thanks to the people who were saying it like that...)

"I mean that I have an army of people out there who will do anything for answers. Anything at all," the woman says, kneeling down before her and putting her hands on her new friend's shoulders: "They will die for them if needed. And that's what it might take to get these Gods to see us."

Red Queen looks into the woman's eyes. She sees madness there. Horror and terror.

The same kinds of darkness she saw in the eyes of that fake SPYGOD and the President's daughter, back in that house in Bangkok.

Something makes her shiver, and for a moment she thinks she's blown cover. But then the woman smiles at her, winks, and says "I think that's a yes, honey?"

She just nods, and lets Loreli tell her all about their movement.

And this time the shivers are real.

* * *

"Honey, you have to snap out of it," Florence's mother is saying over the phone: "I know this is a bad thing. And I know you feel bad about it. But you can't hide in your room forever."

"I know, mom," the heroine says, trying not to cry. And she keeps it up the rest of the phone call, during which her mother keeps telling her the wrong things, over and over again.

Why won't she understand? Why won't she just listen?

She's been violated. Humiliated, degraded, exposed.

Her most private self has been shared with the world against her will.

The pictures those animals took of her are now in circulation on the internet, and countless people are, at this moment, staring at her nakedness.

Raping her with their eyes.

And the one person she thought would at least understand -- at least empathize -- is telling her to treat it like she just broke her leg or something.

Can she be taken seriously, now? Will she ever get her self back from the world?

She doesn't know. She feels awful. Betrayed.

And for the love of God she doesn't know what to do, now...

* * *

"... but the people of Iowa and New Hampshire and South Carolina have spoken, and I really respect their decision," the grey-haired politician says, looking around the room as though for some kind of lifeline: "So tonight I am suspending my campaign."

There are gasps. Someone says "no." He smiles weakly and says "Yeah, yeah," before continuing on, but the newscaster doesn't give him the chance.

"That leaves five men standing in the Republican race," the blonde FOX News anchor says, her smile like a brace of knives: "With news that Cruz might concede tomorrow, having fallen behind Ben Carson in the total delegate count. Meanwhile, Sanders and Webb continue to run neck and neck, as leftist voters seem unable to decide between an avowed Socialist, and the darling of the so-called moderate wing..."

The AGENT snorts: "Heck of a way to talk about the next President," he says, turning the television off and leaning back on the bed.

The hotel room is small, dark, and not scheduled to be booked for the next three days. That makes it ideal for his purposes -- it'll give him some extra time in case things go weirder than usual, tomorrow.

He calls up the data the Time Chamber is sending him from 2044 on his holographic interface. The main cord of accepted history shows ahead of him, with something akin to a weird knot warping its features, tomorrow afternoon.

It's that knot that's brought him here, to Calexico -- evidence that something strange and atemporal happened here, on that date.

It might be nothing, of course. It's possible that his being here is what caused the knot. And so, in his time -- the future, from this point in time -- he comes back to investigate and causes the incident he's investigating in the first place.

(Temporal engineers call it a Closed Loop, maybe with a side of Bootstrap Paradox, and get all excited. He calls it a Snipe Hunt, and hates them with a passion.)

But better the simple explanation than the complicated one.

Because if it is complicated, then something else is going on here. Some weird fracture in the timeline is being committed by one or more parties.

And given how important what happens tomorrow is, there's no way in heck he's going to take the chance of things not happening the terrible way they're supposed to, as opposed to the cataclysmic ways that they might. 

Ways that might seriously change the history of Earth, or even wipe it out altogether.

So he checks the timeline -- over and over and over again. He sees who was supposed to be here, and who did what, and when. He plays the transcripts over and over until he has them committed to memory.

And then, when that's done, he meditates the rest of the night, there in the dark.

Waiting for the world as it isn't to show him how to change it back to what it should be...

Sunday: 2/21/16

Calexico, California. 6 in the morning.

A large bandstand has been constructed, within sight of the border. It's done up in red, white, and blue, with the Cruz for President logos everywhere.

Also, there are crosses -- tall, plain, and stark white. Many of them adorn the stage, and many more have been set up around the audience pen.

It's like they've been constructed to keep things in. Or maybe keep things out...

By some trick of location, the bandstand appears to be directly in a line of sight with the towering White City, itself, across the border in Mexicali.

And by some trick of the heat, even this early in the morning, the city of the Supergods seems to be less than a mile away...

* * *


"... from rejoining the portal on the other side," Myron says over the intercom: "I've got a reasonably good assurance that this should work. I'm not sure what kind of situation we'll be going into, but if it gets us all back to Earth, I don't see how this couldn't be an improvement."

He smiles, looking at Moloch, and then at the huge device they've spent the last few days putting together. It looks a lot like the old platform they used to get back and forth from the Treehouse, but with better safety features, this time.

(And a few other precautions Myron built in, just to be sure.)

"And I meant what I said, earlier. I don't hold any grudges on this. I don't care if you helped me or tried to kill me. We've all been used, here. It's time we got past that.

"So, if you want to come along? Come on down. We'll hold off on doing more than test it for a few hours, but I want to stress that, after the first go, we might not get another.

"So go to the second subfloor, look for the tube marked ORBIT, and step inside. We'll be waiting..."

* * *

... for the anointed son to come on down and say his say.

The makeshift lot fills up quickly. Cars from all over the American Southwest park so tight that it's a wonder anyone can get out of them. And they're soon joined by others, caravaning in from all over the nation.

Especially Texas.

Before long the penned-in audience area is full to bursting, and others have to stand beyond the line of crosses. Entrepreneurs sell t-shirts, snacks, and lemonade.

(Extra portajohns are eventually secured, to much cheering.)

The security is being handled by an open-carry organization, and while they stand there looking scary it's quickly apparent they're next to useless. Spot checks aren't routine, and they trust when they should verify.

The media show up predictably late, and do their best to navigate to the front of the crowd to capture what comes next. They've been told only that this is "super important," and "will change everything."

Some of them have their own opinions on what that means, and either keep it to themselves or make it the centerpiece of their early reports.

But all of them expect some kind of show...

* * *

... his face, just yet.

The AGENT is there, of course -- just quite some distance away. Watching the show through glasses that pull the world from far away up close in three-dimensions, so he can walk through the crowds unseen.

He can't be seen, either. His devices see to that.

He can see others who wish to not be seen, though.

Off to the far, far left -- just under three miles away -- is Wilbur P. Queensbush. Age 52. USMC sniper, and sought-after mercenary.

And today he's been hired to take out the man that everyone's come here to see.

He's been parked under some scrub since early this morning, wrapped around the best .50 caliber sniper rifle money can't buy in this timeframe. And he's waiting for the optimum moment to use it. 

He has no idea who really paid him, any more than he knows who ultimately set these wheels into motion. He really doesn't care.

He gets his money, he shoots, he kills, and then he melts into the haze of history.

(Dead in three days -- shot in the face by a jealous competitor. Such is life.)

If time goes according to plan, today, Wilbur succeeds in his plan. Rafael Edward "Ted" Cruz dies before he can say all of what he'd come here to say.

But not before a fanatic wearing a vest of C4, there in the front row, does something much more distracting, and dangerous...

* * *

".... we repeat, these prisoners are dangerous. Do not attempt to arrest. Shoot on sight..." the loudspeaker is blaring. But no one is listening, now.

They're screaming.

"You think you are good?" The Penitent asks the Arrow guard he's slowly choking with his fist on the cold, concrete floor: "You think God will forgive your sins? Not without pain, brother. And here it is..."

"Hey man," one of the others says, poking his abnormally-pale, white-haired head around the corridor: "Come on. We ain't got time for that !@#$ right now."

"There's always time for repentance!" the madman screams, clearly not wanting to be disturbed at this moment.

(Not when he's got his fist all the way down the guard's throat, up to the elbow...)

"Yeah, well, we got wheels up in five," someone else says, stomping on by. She's wearing a black leather business suit with a white, silk tie, and carrying a long, golden staff with a crackling, orange crystal skull at its crown.

"Are you sure we gotta bring him?" the albino black man who looked around the corner said, chasing after her: "He's trouble. Killed two guards, three inmates. No rules-"

"My employer was very insistent," Morgue Anna says, narrowing her eyes at him: "All the top security prisoners. Even him. Even you."

"Well, it ain't that I ain't grateful," Yellow Snow says, thumbing the gun he took off the guard he dealt with, back there: "I just hope your employer got a better plan than the last !@#$er I signed on with."

"Oh, he does," she smiles...

* * *

... as the candidate's tourbus pulls up, all campaign logos and URLs. 

The crowd goes wild. The bus honks in reply. 

Inside, in the back, the man of the hour kneels with his father. They've been praying since the bus left the hotel, this morning. 

So many miles, so many words.

All doubts are gone now. All considerations tossed aside. 

The father had convinced the son. The son is ready to fulfill his destiny. 

And nothing will surely stop them now...

* * *

"...that you're all here, I think?" Myron says, looking around the room, which has been partially lit by everyone's flashlights.

"This is everyone, yeah," someone says from the middle of the crowd: "The others... well..."

"They know it's okay, right?" Myron says, looking at Moloch -- who's clearly impatient to begin. 

"I don't !@#$in' think so," the large Irishman Myron tussled with the other week confides: "And neither do they. But here we all are, eh?"

"Yes," Myron says, gesturing to the platform: "So here's how it works. We all get on. Moloch powers us up. He gets in at the right moment, and we go back to BOWLER's headquarters' basement, or wherever the portal is operating from."

"And then what?" someone else asks.

"And then... we either make the best deal in the world, or kick some serious ass and get some massive payback," Myron says, looking each person in the eyes as he does: "Make no mistake, people. We left there prisoners. We're coming back as kings. 

"All of us."

"I'm so glad you feel that way, Myron," someone says from the darkness as she walks out of it.

It's the Chess Master, re-appeared at last.

And she's not alone, either...

* * *

... as he walks up the steps. His wife is there with him, along with his father. 

He waves to the crowd as he gets closer to the podium. His steps are confident and full. He looks alive and alert.

He may or may not have been crying. They might have been tears of rapture and joy. 

And as he gets behind the wooden podium, gripping the sides tightly, he lets the fury of the crowd exalt his spirit.

He smiles -- doe-eyed and vacuous, with his father and wife on either side of him -- and waits for the cheering to die down before he begins...

* * *

... to worry.

Straffer should have been let out of these ridiculous metal straps, by now. It's been a day or so.

How long do they plan to keep him here, all alone in this dungeon of a superslam?

He thought they might be taking him to Neo York City, but they diverted course from west to east, and headed for Africa, instead.

His GPS was offline, at the time. But he knew where they were taking him as soon as they landed.

The Korhogo facility, in Cote d'Ivorie. The place where the Terre Unifee kept its supervillains, until it was time to collect them to make another "hero," somewhere in its structure.

(The place that imploded, some time ago, after one of their more infamous inmates realized he was a god...)

The guards took him from the transport to an elevator, and from that elevator to a room on the ground floor.

And then they just left him, and turned the lights off as they went.

Is that their solution, then? To just leave him here to rot, here in this place that still stinks of the men and women who died here?

If so, they're making a terrible mistake...

* * *

"... the other week," the man says, holding onto the podium as if he might be blown away by the love of the crowd. Their adoration.

"I was challenged, as you all saw. The devil himself came to our debate, after I had spoken of his works, here on Earth. And he did not respond in a way that I expected him to.

"That was my fault, and I repent of it. I was proud and headstrong. I was too confident in my own self, and not confident in God's hand in things.

"And when he challenged me, this devil in the white city..." he says, loving the fact that some of his audience actually get the reference: "He was able to call my bluff. He threatened to bring down the world if I forced him to make amends for what he had done.

"And because I was not walking with the Lord, that night. Well, you saw me. I hesitated. I became afraid.

"And all I could say was..."

* * *

"... you have to be !@#$ing kidding me," Myron says, looking at Hook and Crook as they stand behind the Chess Master: "All this time? You were all in this together, all this time?"

"Yes," the two of them say -- one a split second after the other -- and hold their eponymous weapons up.

"Well, that explains a lot," he says, looking at the Chess Master: "So what now? You want to come along? I'm sure we can use the help-"

"No," the older woman says, raising an eyebrow: "Now, you and Number One get away from the platform. Then, Hook and Crook create the energy necessary to take us all home."

"And you strand us here," Myron says, gesturing to all the people who'd come down here: "I don't think so, somehow-"

"Then consider this," the older woman says: "I've heard your pathetic little speech. You think you'll all just go over there and tell them to lick your boots? Just you and a metal monster who'll betray you the second he gets home?"

There's doubt, then, and Moloch just chuckles -- deep, fiery bass.

"Now we, on the other hand. We get over there, and we can force them to do as we wish. We can reestablish connection. We can have you brought back.

"You'll just have to decide who you trust more..."

* * *

"... the Lord, or the Devil," their chosen candidate goes on: "The spirit or the flesh. The word or our flawed ability to understand.

"I didn't understand, then. Not truly. I thought I knew my place in history, and the world. But I was wrong. I was blind.

"But now, thank God, I can see!" he shouts. And the crowd shouts with him.

"Now I understand that I have a destiny. I have a mission. It goes beyond higher office, beyond elections, beyond anything we could understand.

"And now that I understand this, I understand that I don't have time to wait for another debate, another primary, or even another election.

"I have to do this now..."

* * *

... that the AGENT is realizing that something is going very, very wrong.

His tachyon detectors are going off the scale. His incursion alarms are sounding.

He looks at the thread, again. The knot is becoming even thicker, now.

More convoluted than he'd counted on.

Something else is going on, here. Someone else is coming through.

And for some weird reason, they're coming through right on top of him...

* * *

"... because we know he's listening, up there in that tower," the crowd's hero says, pointing to the White City behind him: "And let's tell this Seranu, as I tell him, that we are not afraid of him.

"Let's tell him that we are a mighty nation, with the one, true god on our side!"

"Let's tell him that we are not afraid of death, or fire, or pain, for the Lord our God is with us!"

"And let's tell him, as I should have done before, that-"

* * *

- the sniper spits out a mouthful of chaw, slowly exhales, and pulls the trigger -

as

- the man in the front row pulls the cord on his vest, and shouts that God is Great - 

as

- the AGENT screams in fear and surprise as his body warps into an unfamiliar shape -

and then..

* * *

In the locust wind comes a rattle and hum
Jacob wrestled the angel
And the angel was overcome
You plant a demon seed
You raise a flower of fire
See them burning crosses
See the flames higher and higher


(SPYGOD is listening to Bullet the Blue Sky (U2, before someone shot Bono) and having a Blazing World)

Monday, December 7, 2015

TechnOlympos: 11/30/15 - 12/6/15



"Serving death by remote control / and unrestricted firearms"

(Art by Dean Stahl)


* * *
39
* * *

Monday, 11/30/1998 

“Dad?” the young boy asks, looking over at his father – his body framed against the setting sun as they dig into the hungry sand of the desert.

“Yes, son?” the man says, not turning around to look.

“How much longer do we have to dig here?” he asks, wincing as his hands find yet another splinter in the ragged shovel he’s using. The gloves he was given didn’t fit him, and are too hot.

The whole world is too hot, right now.

“As long as it takes, Wendell,” the shadow his father’s become answers, pausing just enough to look back at his boy: “All the signs pointed to something being here. We just have to find it. We just have to believe."

“But what if it’s not here?”

His father shovels once more, and then stops, turning around more fully. For a moment the boy thinks he’s going to get yelled at, again, but his father surprises him by just smiling: “Son, if I didn’t think it was here, we wouldn’t be digging. I’d have the others do it.”

He gestures to the men over in the shade of a lean-to, hiding from the hot sun.

“This is our discovery, son,” the man says: “We’re going to put our shovels into the past, here and now, and pull it out for all to see. We’re going to own this moment and call it our own. And no one’s going to take it from us.

“Not now. Not ever.”

He smiles, then, and goes back to digging – maybe a little more energetically than before. Wendell nods and tries to keep up with him, but fails, and is soon just content to be here with his father, looking for treasure in the hot, swirling sands of this desert waste.

“Herr Williams?” someone asks. A German accent – sharp as a knife, but not without a certain warmth.

His father keeps digging, so Wendell looks around. He doesn’t see who says it, though. There’s just his father, the men in the lean-to, and him.

That and the sand, stretching all the way to the horizon…

“Herr Williams?” the voice comes again, and this time Wendell realizes he’s the one being spoken to. Which is when the dream begins to disintegrate around him, and he slowly opens his old, tired eyes to see who’s chosen to wake him up.

His sickroom is bright white – much too luminous to wake up to – and he can’t focus on anything, at least not at first. But, by degrees, he realizes there’s a man who’s mysteriously appeared in his room, by his bed.

He’s an older fellow, this interloper, and wearing a black, leather uniform with a bearing that can only be military. Short, grey hair that’s meticulously groomed, along with a smart mustache.  A large pistol at either hip.

A red swastika wrapped around his upper left arm.

“Good morning to you, sir,” the man says, smiling as he leans forward to look at the face of the old, bedridden man: “I must sincerely apologize for interrupting your nap. I find I am needing them more and more, myself.”

Wendell Williams tries to ask the obvious question, but his words come out wrong. They often do, these days.

“Your nurse? Well, I find I must apologize again. He was not very welcoming to us, and we are on something of a tight schedule.”

The old man turns his head to the left, to look at the door to his sickroom. Masked men in black leather uniforms are carrying the sorry and bloody ruins of his nurse away, out into the hall.

They also wear the red swastika on their left arm, and carry high-tech rifles he hasn’t seen the like of in many years.

“You are a very difficult man to find, Herr Williams,” the man by his bedside says, pulling a silver cigarette case from the inside of his coat: “Especially since your stroke, some six years ago. They say that you died, then. Indeed, I have stood by your grave, and seen the documents.”

He lights up a smoke, reveling in the taste and the smell, and closes his eyes to enjoy both. When he opens his eyes there’s a sharpness to them that was not there before.

“ But they were obviously forgeries,” the man continues, waving his free hand as he exhales a cloud of sweet tobacco:  “After your accident, you wanted the world to think you were dead. You did not want to be questioned about what had befallen your special friends. Not in your condition, at any rate. And especially not without them to come and save you from such an interrogation.

“ And who can blame you,” the man continues, gesturing to his body: “A man of your age, done in by misfortune. I understand you can only move the right side of your body, and then only just a little. Speech is difficult and tiresome. You are mostly fed through these tubes, and must be changed like a small child.

“Not a great ending for such a man as yourself, who has lived such an amazing life, yes?”

Wendell closes his eyes, wishing he could still use his body to do more than thrash around helplessly in his nightmares. This would be a perfect time to put a gun to his head.

“But I am being rude,” the man says, putting the cigarette out on the bottom of his boot: “Do forgive me. We have not even been properly introduced. My name is Wilhelm Keitel. I am with ABWEHR. I expect you know what that must mean, even in your condition.”

Wendell nods, weakly.

“Good. Good. We are men of some intelligence, you and I. It would do no good to lie to one another. Not when this meeting has been so difficult to arrange, and is so truly important.”

Wendell tries to say something, but fails.

“How? Well, that was the most difficult bit. We had to find the man who has been treating you, and persuade him to tell us what we wished to know. You will be pleased to know that he was very difficult to persuade. A very loyal man, even to the last, but then we are experts at making people talk.

“And yes, when we were done with him, we killed him. But we did so quickly and with some degree of mercy. He was, after all, very cooperative by the end.

“We can afford such kindnesses, even in time of war.”

“Josef, bringen sie das gerat hier,” he says to one of the men in black leather. He receives a smart, heel-clicking Nazi salute in response, and then the man whirls around to obey.

“So we understand one another, Herr Williams,” Kietel says, clasping his hands together: “I have come here to find out all you know about the gods you brought back with you to Earth. The ones you called the Olympians. And such is the gravity of what you know that I must know all that you know.”

The man comes back, thumps a very large briefcase down on a table, nearby, and then pushes it over to the edge of the bed. Keitel nods to him, and the man opens it up to reveal a strange sort of device, there within the case.

“I don’t know if you know what this is, to your right. It is something the Soviets created, some time ago. It is called a Nebylitsin machine. Its purpose it to extract all the information from a human brain.”

He lights up another cigarette, taking his time to enjoy it.

“It was originally created to remove all knowledge and experience from their more useful dead, so that they could go on serving their state even in reduced circumstances. But they also used it as an interrogation tool, as it’s quite useful as a… what do they call it, a punishment weapon?”

The man smiles, almost wolflike: “Yes, that is the term. You see, it is a rather painful thing to have one’s entire life ripped from one’s mind. It works just as well whether one is alive or dead, but they say that to die at the hands of this machine is the worst sort of prolonged torture.

“They also say that, by some quirk of the machine, the pain that would normally kill a man instead keeps him alive, so that the full process must be endured before death will finally occur.”

Wendell nods again, weakly, and the ABWEHR man leans in a little closer: “So, to be clear? I do not need to have you alive to take what I need from you. I could, if I chose to, kill you before the process began. A simple injection of poison into your feeding tube should to it. You would be dead in minutes, and there would be no pain.

“I could do that, if I wished to.”

Wendell’s eyes get as large as plates, and he tries to say something. It comes out gibberish, as always, and Keitel nods as though he understands every word – and perhaps he does.

“Well, that depends on something, Herr Williams. A small gesture from you to me, I think we could say?”

He takes a drag from the cigarette and smiles, clearly looking forward to this explanation.

“Now, this may shock you, Herr Williams. But when we learned, all those years ago, that you were the one who had brought these Olympians to Earth, we had to marvel at how the world works in such strange circles. Synchronicity, I think they call it, now?

“You see, we have had problems with another person with your name. Your father, in fact. During the time before the War, he was a constant thorn in our side. Our Ahnenerbe was always running into trouble, thanks to him. He was notorious for knowing what they were about to do before they did it, and arriving before they did to try and stop them.”

The man nods at a strange expression Wendell makes: “Yes, this is the truth. I suspect you did not know what your father did during the war because he wished to protect you, knowing how impulsive you were, even as a child. So rash, so quick to anger and to act. Had he died, then, you might have been pushed to avenge him against us.

“As it was, we had to wait a long time to gain our vengeance upon him. His last expedition into the Amazon, in search of the lost city of the gill-men? We are the ones who put him into that particular scent, Herr Williams.

“And we were the ones who ensured his expedition went into the jungle, but never came out…"

The man smiles at that, once more, but stops smiling when he sees the furious expression on his captive’s face: “Ah, well, this was not the best time for you to have learned this, clearly. But as I said, I want there to be no secrets between us, now. I want us to be clear and honest.

“So, to that gesture. I was happy to avenge ourselves upon your father for his foolish interference in our affairs. And I consider that chapter essentially closed, but yet this ironic meeting represents a new situation for us.

“You see, though the others will not admit it? I think we are all very jealous of you, Herr Williams. Very jealous indeed.

“We tried to become gods, my friend. We took dangerous drugs, exposed ourselves to weird science and odd accidents, sold our lives and souls to things that promised power, and did not always follow through on their end of the bargain. And while some of us got a measure of power, so many others simply died, if they were lucky.

“Some would eventually wish they had died, as I am sure you know.

“And there you were, Herr Williams, coming back to the world with this group of real gods, all ready to enforce their will upon the world? Smiling as though you’d truly discovered something? ‘The ultimate in archaeology,’ I think you once called this?

“Well, we were quite jealous. Also very embarrassed, and ashamed.

“And insulted...”

The old supernazi frowns for a moment, and then goes back to a smile: “Now, please do not misunderstand me, Herr Williams. I am not a cruel man. I like to think that I am practical and decent, especially compared to some of my contemporaries and fellow travelers.

“But I am also a proud man, and must do as honor dictates.

“So, here is what I propose,” Keitel says, leaning back: “I want a sign of fealty from you, Herr Williams. I want you to recognize, through your actions, that we have at last won through. I want your last action and your last words to reflect that fact that, after years of standing there and smiling as your gods destroyed our plans and schemes, we have finally beaten you.

“I want you to raise your arm like this,” he says, giving a Nazi salute: “And say to me ‘Heil Hitler,’ as loudly as you can.”

Wendell’s eyes go wide. He begins to stammer, not certain if he’s being mocked. Doesn’t this man know he can’t talk..?

Oh.

Keitel’s smile tells him all he needs to know – full and evil, and very, very wide.

“Heil Hitler, Herr Williams,” Keitel says, raising his own arm and saying the words without difficulty: “I know you can do this, if you try. If you just believe.

“You can believe, can’t you?”

And Wendell Williams, at long last, begins to scream.

He won’t stop for several hours from now.

Tuesday: 12/01/2015

“So, how is he doing?” Josie asks the blonde man on the other side of her office viewscreen. Below her, Washington DC slowly slides by – its buildings like hazy toys in the morning sun.

“Well, the doctors tell me he’s healing well,” DirectorStraffer says, all but nursing the cup of coffee he’s cradling in his hands: “From the surgery, I mean. It’s quite a thing to open someone’s head up and remake their brains, even for Mt. Sinai.

“And everything else?”

Straffer sighs, not really wanting to explain this one more time to a well-meaning friend: “As near as they can tell, the parts of his brain that handle visual input are gone. Completely wiped out. His optic nerves are there, but they might as well be going into his damn kidneys for all the good they’re doing.”

“Can’t they go back in?” she asks, running a hand through her pink hair. She’s been letting it get longer, lately. She’s not sure she doesn’t like it this way.

“No,” Straffer shakes his head: “Not with the device that Hoosk gave them, anyway. Apparently one of the conditions is that it can only be used once per person. That’s why it was so essential to get it right the first time."

“And why you moved heaven and Earth to get her to do it.”

“I don’t think Heaven wants any part of what we did,” he grouses: “And what’s worse, he doesn’t remember anything after he put the Chandra Eye in his head.”

“Nothing at all?” Josie blinks.

“Not so far as I can tell,” Straffer says, trying to not cry into his java: “He looks at me like I’m a complete stranger. Treats me with suspicion. Talks like it’s still the sixties."

“That’s got to be damned awkward.”

“Tell me about it. He still thinks Nixon is President. Wants to get together with Jack and Jackie when he gets better.”

“Is that what he says, though?” Josie asks: “About getting better?”

Straffer shakes his head: “I’m not sure. Sometimes I think we’re getting through. Sometimes I think he thinks we’re Soviets, and he’s been captured and we’re trying to get information from him.”

“That sounds like him,” she smiles a little: “From what I understand, anyway.”

“I don’t know what to do, here,” he sighs, wiping away a tear: “I’ve lost him. The man I fell in love with is gone. All the experiences and ideas that shaped him, they’re wiped away. And seeing him just sit there in that bed, not sure if he’s going to accept his condition or try and kill me and get away…”

“He’s going to have to work hard to do that,” she says: “And brains are weird things. Neural pathways reform all the time, they just do it slower than you’d like.”

“So he might get it back after all,” Straffer says: “Which is what the neurologists are all telling me. But they don’t really know, either.

“It’s entirely up to him,” Josie says, leaning forward: “And I know you don’t like hearing that, because it means you have no damn control over this.  But you have to get used to that. You have to be strong for both of you, now. And you have to trust in him to get himself out of that bed and back up again.”

“I don’t know if he can,” Straffer admits: “Blindness is a terrible thing. I had an uncle lose his sight to glaucoma. He just wasted away as his sight got worse. By the end he just let himself go.”

“Well, it’s a good thing he’s got you to catch him, then,” she says, trying to smile: “Listen, I’m sorry, but I have to get back to the Deck. We’re still picking up all the pieces, you know?”

He nods: “Same here. Ever since Paris…”

She nods in return – they don’t need to say any more about that – and then they close their viewscreens almost simultaneously.

The sudden darkness in their respective offices says it all.

Wednesday: 12/02/15

“So what do we know about these people?” the large, middle-aged German man says to his rough and tumble, overly-tattooed – and much younger – fellows as they tromp down a darkened, smelly hall. All of them wear leather jackets and sport very short haircuts, as well as illegal handguns down the backs of their jeans.

“They’re with the cause, Jens,” the one leading them says: “They don’t care about nations or language, or even politics, really, as long as you’re not some communist arschfotze.”

“That’s a relief,” the big man replies to Heinrich, spitting a rather fragrant slop of tobacco at the wall: “I’m a free market man, myself.”

The men are all that’s left of the Berlin group of the FreeGerman Worker’s Party – or at least Jens is. He’s old enough to have been politically active when the neo-nazi organization was banned, back in 1995. Since then he’s been running quiet, recruiting the right people at the right time, and careful not to draw too much attention to himself.

At least until now.

Now, after the shameful attack in Paris, he’s had something of an epiphany. Now that the message that his group was trying to spread all those years ago – that those foreigners were best left outside Europe, if not shot dead in a ditch somewhere – was becoming part of popular political culture, again, he might actually be able to resurface.

And now maybe they’d listen to what he had to say, rather than try to sweep him under the rug with all the embarrassing antiques of the 20th century...

They get all the way to the end of the hallway, and Heinrich knocks on the large, metal door that sits there. Three loud bangs, each exactly a second apart.

A few seconds later someone opens it up, and takes a good, long look at the small group there:

“Heinrich, these are your men?” the man asks, his accent a guttural French.

“We are.”

“And you are…?”

“FAP,” Jens says, smiling with pride.

“And this is all of you?"

“All the true warriors. The rest are either dead or in prison.”

“No one just quit, eh?” their interrogator asks, smiling a little. His teeth are blackened, like decaying snow.

“No quitters allowed,” Heinrich says, returning the smile: “You’re in or you’re out, and if you’re out, you’re under.”

“Six feet under,” one of their fellows giggles, and the others snort at his cleverness.“I like dedicated men,” the fellow at the door says, opening it up just another inch: “But just to be certain? We operate the same way. Tonight’s just the sales talk, in both directions. But if we let you in all the way, well, you can go home anytime you like, but you can never leave.”

“Heinrich explained the situation,” the Jens says, putting his hands into his coat pockets: “It sounds like you have a lot to offer. So do we. If you want to talk, we’ll be happy to listen.”

“Good,” the man says, opening the door the rest of the way: “Please come in, gentlemen.”

They do, and once they step inside the room beyond they are astounded by how well-appointed it is: rich wooden furniture, fine wallpaper, gilded pictures of luxurious scenes, and very modern technology and equipment. It’s like walking through a junkyard and finding a perfect sportscar, restored to cherry condition, just sitting in the ruins.

“Unglaublich,” Jens says, looking around, and then fixing his eyes on what’s clearly the focal point of the room. It’s a large, wooden desk, up against the wall, sitting in front of a long, red banner with a big, black O in its center.

Behind that desk is a strange man, wrapped in a shiny, grey suit that must have cost as much as the desk itself. His skin is white as ash, his lips are as black as coal, and his eyes are blood red and smoldering, like live coals.

“Good evening, gentlemen,” Helvete says, standing up behind the desk: “Welcome to Odal.”

And maybe it’s how he looks, or the way his breath makes the air before his face shimmer and warp, but Jens suddenly remembers the way he felt, watching those old movies of the Third Reich. The way he felt the first time he went to a FAP rally, and felt the power of hundreds of young men and women saluting and shouting their leader.

It’s all he can do to not start to do the same to this man, here and now. He has no idea why. But as the man speaks, and tells them of what Odal is – how many others have joined, what they can do, and what they will do – he realizes he’s finally found the leader he’s been searching for, all his adult life.

And by the end of it the big man is actually weeping tears of joy.

 * * *

There’s a tent on the edge of the desert, far and away.

It’s a large and opulent thing, that tent. It looks like someone was trying to remake an Ottoman palace in white fabric, complete with minarets. One almost expects to hear fanfares when the flaps open up.

Inside, there’s a man. He sits on a mountain of cushions, enshrouded in shadows so dense no one can see him. Not even the armed guards who patrol the insides of the tent – somehow able to do complete circuits within a structure that should only be thirty feet in diameter – can make out his exact contours.

All they know for certain is that when he asks for things, he must reach out of the shadows to take them. And when they do, he appears to be wearing a silken, saffron robe.

And his hands are so clean and pale that they seem to gleam in the light.

It’s some time after the morning call to prayer that he asks for a phone. One of them has the honor of handing him a satellite phone – bulky and large, but untraceable – and standing nearby as he makes a call.

“Today, my servant,” the leader of El Hadhih says, using Urdu for some reason: “Today, you must show them fear. Do as we discussed. Know that you will soon be with me in paradise.”

That done, he returns the phone. He makes no comment as to his actions, and his guards know better than to ask.

Russian jets streak overhead, heading for their targets, some distance away. They have no idea that the true enemy is below them. They couldn’t even see the tent if they were standing right next to it.

It is as if the hand of God were hiding it from view.

And maybe he is.

* * *

“You know, this must be the strangest commission I have ever taken,” the brown-haired man in the luscious, gilt and white suit says, smelling the rose he’s placed in his lapel pocket. His voice is deep, with touches of Andalucía about its edges.

“But you will do it?” the old woman says, her body wrapped what seems a thousand layers of cloth, so that only her gnarled, old hands and sunken, dark eyes are visible.

“Well, that depends,” the Spanish assassin replies, looking up at the soothsayer before him, here in this squalid, Cairo apartment with its flies, smells, and sounds of Cheb Mami coming from next door: “Will I be paid in coin or in cards?”

“You will be given your choice of reward, sir,” the old woman says, tapping the cards before her: “Coin or favors. Men or women. Power for yourself, or the taking of it from another. Anything you may need. Anything you would desire.”

“Needs and desires are two different things,” the assassin replies, smiling and twirling his long, delicately curled mustache: “But I take your meaning, my lady.”

“Then you will do this for our friend?” she asks, almost pleading with him.

“I will,” Gunblade says, sliding from a seated to a standing position like a man made from snakes: “I will find SPYGOD, weakened and in hospital. I will not speak to him, nor engage him, but will instead  run him through with this blade” – he pats the strange shotgun-sword he’s taken his name from – “and shoot him in the face as he lays dying.

“And none, not even my target, shall know who I am, or why I have done this. Only that it has been done.”

“Then it is agreed,” the old woman says, seeming amazingly relieved: “I have fulfilled my bargain at last. My curse is lifted. My life is ended.”

“Well, good,” Gunblade says, smirking as she reaches under her fabrics to find the knife she’s been wanting to use on herself for a long, long time: “But tell me this, my dear. Was it worth it?”

“Every moment,”: she says, and perhaps it’s true.

He doesn’t stay to watch her kill herself. He goes into the other room, takes a robe from where he hung it, and disappears into the heat of the city beyond – just another effendi hiding amongst the faithful.

And suddenly very, very hungry.

Thursday: 12/03/15

So, nothing like wearing your !@#$ing breakfast to wake you the !@#$ up in the morning, son. Especially when you can’t see the damn sun.

The guy who’s been looking after me for the last month? Well, he came in with my eggs and bacon, and was all upset about something that happened out in California, yesterday. Apparently two shooters had taken out over a dozen people in San Bernadino, and everyone was talking terrorism and whatever.

(No real details, yet, or else he’s withholding something. Damned if I know what, though.)

Well, I started needling him. How did I know this wasn’t all some ruse to get me !@#$ing talking? How did I know he was who he said he was, or that I was actually blind?

How did I know I wasn’t in !@#$ing Moscow, having a damn game run on me?

There was a long silence. I thought maybe he’d left. But then I hear him stomp over, grab my tray, and drop it on my head. And he leaves, muttering something about can he get a divorce before he actually says ‘I do.’


Let me tell you, son, one of the worst things about being a prisoner is not really !@#$ing knowing what’s going on.

I mean, you got a sense of some things. Call it prison math. There’s the !@#$ing prison, and it’s where your damn cell is. There’s the cell, and it’s where you’re staying, either all or some of the time. There’s other prisoners, unless you’re so damn dangerous they made a jail just for you.

And there’s the guards, even if you can’t !@#$ing see them.

I’ve been in jails before, son. Korea, especially. And that !@#$ing sucked giant horse balls through a damn straw. Taught me a lot about what it meant to be !@#$ing powerless. Unable to save my friends and teammates.

Unable to do a goddamn thing but sit there and watch while horrible things went on around me.

So I figure I got a sense of when I’m in a jail and when I’m just being !@#$ing inconvenienced. Which is why it’s so damn aggravating that I have no idea what’s going on right now.

The guy who claims he’s my damn husband, or fiancé, or whatever the !@#$? He says it’s 2015. He says we’ve been lovers for an age. He says he came back from the dead for me, and I more or less returned the !@#$ing complement.

Except that I didn’t really come back in one piece. I’m blind, at least according to him. And I can’t !@#$ing remember a damn thing since that day I went into that temple in Bangladesh and got that damn eye in my noggin.

Apparently, I had some really wild !@#$ing times since then, especially over the last couple of years.

He says I got settled into a long game with all those crazy science villain outfits I used to fight. I spied on them and let them spy on me in order to keep everyone from going !@#$ing crazy and blowing the world to !@#$ with space laser bombs, or whatever. I settled for letting them kill however many civilians a year, and then only retaliating so far, for fear of them setting off doomsday weapons if I kicked their asses too !@#$ing hard.

And then, a few years ago, I just stopped being so damn timid and careful and decided I was going to go after all them. Which is, according to him, when a whole lot of bad, weird !@#$ went down.

He hasn’t told me the whole story. He says I’ve been keeping audio logs and maybe I should listen to them. And I have, at least a little.

But I listen to this person talking, son. And while it’s my voice, and my personality, and he sort of reminds me of myself…

Well, !@#$, son. You ever get so damn !@#$ed up at a party that you don’t remember what you did, but everyone tells you what an asshole you made of yourself the next day. And then you actually see a movie they made of you that night, and you can’t !@#$ing recognize yourself doing those insane things they told you about?

You ever see yourself from the outside, naked and unashamed, and have no goddamn idea who that !@#$ing clown is?

Well, son, that’s who I’m seeing. It’s like someone gave Hunter S. Thompson a million really bad drugs, told him he could make foreign policy decisions, handed him guns they haven’t even !@#$ing invented yet to do it with, and then just let him loose on the world.

Good news is that I finally !@#$ing killed ABWEHR and put the Big Man from the Legion away. I got a bunch of harmless ex-supervillains killed doing that last one, but !@#$ them.

Bad news is that I got Costa Rica blown off the damn map taking down HONEYCOMB, and caused the world to get taken over by GORGON, who were actually space invaders all the damn time. Called themselves the Imago, took us over, killed most of our political structure, right and left, and I had to waste most of the Unknown Armies to get rid of them.

And then I really !@#$ed up, apparently. Got the current President really !@#$ing mad at me. Well, ex-President. He went from being President to a prisoner on Alter-Earth, then my sidekick, then President, then President of the world, then a damn fugitive, and now he’s !@#$ing dead after a botched jailbreak.

(Yeah, tell me about it. Does this !@#$ come with an index? If you keep needing someone to say “previously” when you have to explain your life, you know things got way too damn complicated for their own good.)

But yeah, in the time the now-dead President was in charge of things, I was under house arrest for some damn dumb but apparently necessary mistakes I made while saving the world from these Imago !@#$ers. And then we got out, got busted again, but it was all part of the damn plan. And then I was in space saving the world from a goddamn space monster that was going to !@#$ing kill us all.

And to do that, I had to give up the Chandra Eye, which left me half-dead and was going to kill me. Except that the now-dead President’s daughter used a thing to save me, but she actually !@#$ed me up in the process. And that’s because she’s gone crazy because the evil Alter-Earth twin of myself that I didn’t think existed, but did, turned her insane.

And to top it all off? The cherry on this !@#$ing sundae of a life I can’t !@#$ing remember?

Apparently there were gods walking the Earth, once. They acted like superheroes, back then. Then they went away, and no one can really give me a straight !@#$ing answer as to what the hell happened to them. In fact, they keep !@#$ing asking me, like I was involved or something.

And now they’re back, and they’ve created some kind of white city, down in !@#$ing Mexico of all places. And there’s long-ass lines stretching to either horizon full of people who want to get in and drink their damn water. And some crazy group of racists, who also hate Martians, who we’ve been taking in since Mars got !@#$ on when I killed that space monster, are trying to burn that city down, and…

Yeah, yeah, son. I guess I do need a big damn index for all this !@#$.

So I figure the question is simple, son. How badly do I want to believe that I’m actually okay? That I’m just being !@#$ed with in a dungeon under the damn Kremlin, and they’re trying to get me to talk without using a N-machine on me?

And how willing am I to admit that maybe, just maybe, they are telling me the damn truth? That it is 2015, and I’m engaged to a man I can’t even !@#$ing see anymore, and never ever will?

That the COMPANY’s not mine, anymore. That all my old enemies are gone, and new, more complicated ones are waiting to take the !@#$ over?

That I’m stuck in this strange, new world I can’t !@#$ing remember, and not really well equipped to handle it?

Time was, to hear this guy tell it, I’d have just drunk twice my damn weight in booze, grabbed a big damn gun, said !@#$ it, and went out into the world to make it make sense with a bullet or fifty.

But now I’m not sure that’s an option.

Now I think maybe I better get serious about accepting this !@#$ sandwich I’ve been handed, before this guy decides to just let me cook my own damn eggs and wear them.

Maybe.

Or maybe I’ll just sit here, listening to the !@#$ing birds outside, and seeing if I can hear the tape loop, or catch them in a mistake.

Just in case they’re really that good.

Friday: 12/04/15

“Man, this sucks,” Blastman snorts, looking at the front doors of the Inland Regional Center.

“What part?” Mister Freedom asks, tensing his wrists inside the manacles he always wears.

“How about all of it?” the older hero asks: “I mean, Jesus. They were having a holiday party. The place helps kids with disabilities. Of all the places to just open up firing…”

The old man grits his teeth and looks away, over at the media trucks, and all the cameras. Red Wrecker’s over there, being photogenic and trying to have a decent conversation with someone from FOX News. She doesn’t seem to be succeeding.

“And then there’s the damn press,” Blastman grumbles, wishing he could just go over there and toss their trucks down the block: “All happy to take our picture and say oh, look at the heroes. Where were they when we needed them?”

“We were elsewhere,” the escapist says, looking to the southeast – many, many miles away from here – and considering how many layers of truth he just spoke.

“Exactly!” Blastman exclaims, throwing his hands up: “And so they blame us for not stopping those bastards. It’s not like we knew this was coming or anything.”

“Not at all,” Mister Freedom says, wondering whether Kanaan is smiling or not, just then.

“Whack jobs with guns. I swear, they’ll be the death of us all.”

“It’s worse than that, gentlemen,” Mr. USA says, landing behind them. He’s not smiling at all, which is distinctly unnerving.

“How?” Blastman asks:  “Did they take out the reborn Dalai Lama while they were at it?”

“If only,” the hero says, looking at the cameras as they all swivel towards him, and he waves – smiling as warmly as possible: “We might need to be on hand to prevent hate crimes.”

“Why?”

“Because the two shooters weren’t just shooters,” the hero says, sighing: “I just got back from the tactical command on this. They were Muslims.”

“Oh,” Blastman says, shuddering.

“Yes,” Mr. USA says, looking back at him: “Now, we don’t know everything yet. It’s possible they were just acting on their own accord, rather than this being done on someone else’s behalf. They’re looking through their correspondence and email right now to see if there’s a link.”

“All things are linked,” Mister Freedom says, noticing how the news cameras have suddenly gone away from Mr. USA and Red Wrecker, and onto their respective reporters, as a certain piece of news suddenly hits the fan.

“Yeah,” Blastman says, looking at his teammate: “Should you be out in public, man? I mean, I know you’re not part of this, but…”

“We’re all part of this, even if we aren’t,” the escapist says, not turning around to look the older hero in the eyes: “All one big story, full of little words that live and breathe. Only we words can decide where the narrative ends, even if we had no choice over its beginning.”

“That’s amazing,” Mr. USA says, honestly in awe at the man’s gift with phrasing

“That’s not going to go over well with John Q Gunowner,” Blastman says, shaking his head: “Maybe we should look into getting him off the streets before someone tries to hatecrime him.”

“Maybe we should stand firm with our friend and show people there’s no need to fear,” Mr. USA insists, putting a hand on Mister Freedom’s shoulder: “That’s what I’d want to do, anyway.”

Mister Freedom nods, but does not smile. As he turns around to face a different direction – perhaps feeling the weight of so many cameras upon him – he sees a trio of advertising trucks go by. Each one bears the poster he’s seen so many times over the last month: the image of the White City of Olympos, and the promise DESTINY AWAITS.

“But whose?” he muses under his breath, already knowing more than he wants to about a number of things his own teammates have yet to learn, much less imagine.

He’d like to think they’ll take the news well, when it comes, but for a man who deals in illusions he has precious few remaining.

Saturday: 12/5/15

“Uh, you know, that really is a damn good way to get killed,” the hired gun says, looking at the man they’ve been hired on to accompany on this particular job.

“I’ve been thinking about that,” the hooded man says, looking down at the bright Detroit night, below the penthouse wall he’s standing upon.

“And?” the gunsel asks, hearing his colleagues grumbling and cursing as they work like mad to defeat the door that keeps them from getting into the glass and plastic home, perched atop this super-modern building.

“And I think this city really likes its sacrifices,” the man answers, turning to look his underling in the eyes. It’s not a comfortable meeting of visual organs, and the gunman quickly looks away, genuinely terrified by what he sees there.

The man on the wall just laughs, and then – with a superhuman speed and agility – he leaps up, over, and then down onto the safe side of things, his long, black coat flapping about him as he does.

“No need to worry about me, disposable henchman number two,” the Penitent says, sauntering over to the door: “Worry instead that our employer fails to receive the package we’ve been sent to retrieve. Worry that I will have to make amends to him by slaughtering each and every one of you for his amusement.

“And worry that I will have to do the same to your families, should that fail to please him.”

The men at the door all gulp in unison, and then redouble their efforts. The hooded, cloaked man crosses his arms and smirks, wondering if he should chew the razor blade now or later – when then job is done and he actually has something to be repentant about.

“I think we got it,” the one at the door says, and, sure enough, the door finally gives way. All the men around it back out of its swing, allowing their terrifying leader to enter first.

“Tear this glass house down to the stone!” he commands, twirling around the classy atrium they’ve just entered, a darkened Chihuly forming the centerpiece of the ceiling: “Find the thing we’ve been sent to uncover! Each minute you delay is a minute I consider killing one or more of you just to make an example! Move!”

And they scatter about in the dark, their footfalls creating a surge of echoes as they practically fall over one another to find the object in question.

The Penitent laughs at this spectacle, and decides it’s a good time to chew a razor after all. He blesses the one he pulls from his pocket – old, rusty, and dulled with use – and prepares to slap it onto his tongue.

But then he hears something different, here with him. Another set of footsteps, running. Another set of lungs, breathing.

And then, one by one, the others stop making so much noise, until it’s just him and that other, there

“Well,” the Penitent says, putting the razor blade away and pulling out a very long knife, sticky with his own blood: “I see my attempts to be quiet have failed.”

“Yes,” the Raven says, stepping from the darkness and into a small patch of light, his white-painted face a strange counterpoint in a world of black: “You forgot that this city is my garden to tend. I can hear the grass grow and the leaves turning in the trees.

“And I can hear the poison you spread, no matter how softly you whisper.”

“You should have stuck with bad poetry and apologias,” the man grins, his teeth a broken fence of decay in a face scarred and scabbed by constant self-abuse: “But if you want to do some gardening, I’ll happily give you some fertilizer.”

And then he’s leaping at the hero, the knife a sharp and gruesome accusation in the dark…

* * *

“And they found him wrapped around a bike rack at the nearest police station,” Gary says, sighing as he hands the report they just got from their man at the precinct in question to Mr. Stone: “They weren’t sure whether to take him to jail or the hospital.”

“So we finally have him brutalizing someone?” the head of Arrow Securities asks, smiling from behind his desk.

“No, sir. He knocked him out by putting him in a choke hold from the looks of things. All the damage they’re listing was all old and most likely self-inflicted, including the DIY colostomy and castration.”

“Well then,” Mr. Stone says, looking at the paper and then putting it down on his desk: “How many villains does this make, Gary?”

“Seven, sir. Six if you don’t count the idiot who set himself on fire before he even started the job.”

“We have to remember our failures along with our successes,” the man says, getting up: “Let’s see what we can learn from these people. And then, once we have that knowledge, we’ll put it to work in making our very own villain who can actually rid us of this Raven, once and for all.”

Gary nods and smiles, but can’t help but wonder how long they can keep this insanity up.


Sunday: 12/6/15

“Look, you just !@#$ing get used to it, man,” Yanabah tells Shining Guardsman, who’s shaking like a leaf inside his suit: “Nothing to worry about.”

“Get used to this?” the armor-clad hero says, pointing to the village they just obliterated from the face of Syria – burning bright under the moon: “How many people did we just kill?”

“Two hundred and thirty eight,” Chinmoku says from where he sits, over on a nearby hillock: “And three more will most likely not last the night.”

“See?” the woman grins, going to disassemble, reassemble, and clean the living !@#$ out of the massive gun she’s been using: “It’s just numbers, kid. Point and shoot.”

“Is she serious?” he asks, knowing he won’t get an answer: “Is she really serious?"

“She is, yeah,” New Man says, looking around the horizon, wishing he was in his uniform instead of these fatigues, and all this gear: “And so is this. As much as we hate it, we’re at war, again. And we’ve got a job to do.”

Shining Guardsman just looks at the older hero, and then turns to go away – maybe off to do some thinking, the hero hopes, but he just knows he won’t be accepting this anytime soon.

Lord knows he’s not, either.

“Is becoming quite glorious, yes?” Russian Steel asks, coming up from behind a dune, having just done something rather smelly and rude: “One more victory in this war against the terror. I am feeling better every day.”

“Terror cannot be won, merely beaten,” Chinmoku opines, but the words are lost on his new Russian comrade, who simply shrugs and goes off to sleep, or try to.

“Why’d you have to leave us, Hanami?” New Man asks, feeling the weight of leading the Freedom Force even more than before, just now: “Why won’t you come home?”

There’s no answer, though. Just the far-off sounds of a bombing raid – French, from the sound of things – and the promise of more slaughter before the sun comes up.

(SPYGOD is listening to I Thought The Future Would Be Cooler (Yacht) and having a War Flag