Showing posts with label Bishop. Show all posts
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Monday, October 17, 2016

Apotheoclypse Now: 10/10/16 - 10/16/16

"When Will I Ever Be Face to Face / With the Devil in Me?"

(Loki, The Candidate, and Thomas Samuels)

(Art by the Lemonade Project)
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Early morning in Mongolia, some distance west of Choibalsan.

In a system of caverns very few people know about, an alarm goes off - insistent, and long-awaited.

A number of burly bandits take that as a signal to go deep into the longest, deepest tunnel, up to a massive, steel wall that's been there as long as anyone can remember.

A wall with no door, and no explanation.

They break out arc welders and goggles, and set to work cutting a large hole in that wall. It takes them quite some time, as the wall is very strong, and quite thick.

They do this under the careful watch of one man -- their leader, who stands back with his arms crossed, and a very serious look on his weathered face.

And as his men succeed in cutting all the way through that hole, and a roughly-cut circle of ten-inch thick metal falls to the floor, a bright light shines from within -- warm as the Sun.

"About damn time," someone says from the other side.

"Yes," their leader says, reaching out to take that man's hand: "Welcome back, sir."

And so does the future arrive.


Monday: 10/10/16

"Okay... who the heck is this guy, and what did he do with the Republican Presidential Candidate?"

*CLICK*

"... newsmakers and pundits said to be utterly astounded at the candidate's performance, last night. Just an unbelievable turn of events..."

*CLICK*

"It is just as I told you. Just as I have been saying all along. We cannot trust these so-called Gods. If you would not believe me, ask the people of Moscow of their experience with the Aesir. Ask the people of Chinatown of their experience with warring Asian deities. 

"And now as our world grows darker, ask once more if we can truly trust these Olympians..."

*CLICK* 

"... scientists are saying that the solar energy being given off by the Sun has not changed, but our ability to actually see the light is what's been diminished by Raitha's absence..."

*CLICK*

"... reports that Green Party Candidate Jill Stein suffered a mental collapse after the debate, following the utter destruction of her party and platform at the hands of her newly-invigorated opponent..."

*CLICK*

"... protesters at Standing Rock have gone on record as saying they will not be moved. They believe the gods are on their side, here, Rick. And from what I've seen, they're not kidding."

*CLICK*  

"Polls are going insane, Carl. The man's approval ratings with previously-undecided voters have shot through the roof. It's uncanny."

*CLICK* 

"... a rambling but very powerful video uploaded to Youtube last night by superheroine Black Freedom, announcing her resignation from the Freedom Force, and her intention to walk among her people and, quote, "be the hero they need."

*CLICK* 

"... an off the cuff remark by debate co-moderator Anderson Cooper, saying that while he still wouldn't vote for the man, he actually found him persuasive and likable for the first time this entire campaign...

*CLICK* 

"... strange case of what may have been domestic violence in Graves County. The Dublin home of Reclamation War heroine Winifred Reed went up in flames, early this morning. By the time firefighters could reach the unincorporated community, the house had burned down to the ground..."

*CLICK* 

"I promise a new and stronger America. One that is not so afraid of its own shadow that it must turn to so-called gods and deities to stand tall. One that is independent and prosperous, strong and secure, and very, very orderly..."

*CLICK* 

"... Freedom Force called out to quell more divine violence, this time in the town of Wausau, Wisconsin, where Hmong ancestral spirits are fighting with Menominee spirits in what onlookers have deemed an invisible street fight. Storefronts and vehicles are being smashed and tossed around like leaves in a storm..."

*CLICK* 

"... Republican National Committee Chairman Priebus said to have quietly approached the Candidate to make peace, following the triumphant performance last night. Party insiders say that while relations between the two have been rather strained in recent weeks, the Chairman was said to be crying tears of joy while watching the debate..."

*CLICK* 

"Black Freedom will not be a part of an organization that says it's standing up for freedom while getting ready to take freedom away from people. I'll let them !@#$ing explain what I mean by that.

"And I'll say, right here and now, that if they go through with this damned stupid plan? Well.. they can guess where I'll be. Where I'll have to be. 

"Don't make me !@#$ing do that."

*CLICK*  

"An America where we are all on the same side, once more. One people, with a shared sense of purpose. A great nation, waiting to rediscover itself..."

*CLICK* 

"...We have no word on whether Ms. Reed or her son have been found in the blaze, but police say they suspect the child's father, Billy Fred Reardon, of nearby Fancy Farm..."

*CLICK*  

"One people. One nation. One leader..."

*CLICK* 

"... experts say we could all be blind by election day if this continues..."

Tuesday: 10/11/16

"(I told you not to come here, fool,)" the tall, transparent-skinned man says to the latest interloper on his turf -- human eyes dangling from his silver necklace as he points a threatening finger.

"(And I told you before,)" the woman made from shiny black butterflies says: "(I go where I want. And you have no say in the matter.)"

He is Kisin. She is Itzpapalotl. And this is Nacogdoches.

Just not for long...

* * *

"Everything okay?" Randolph hears someone say as he checks his cameras for what must be the fourth time that morning.

"Yeah," he smiles back at Yanabah, her eyes still bleary behind her sunglasses.

"You weren't there when I woke up," she says, stretching in the early sun's rays.

(Not seeming to notice how less bright those rays are today.)

"Had a feeling," he says, getting up to look her in the eyes: "Sort of a calm before the storm thing, you know?"

"Yeah," she nods, looking off to the east: "It's coming, sure as !@#$."

* * *

It takes them the better part of the weekend, but the Revolutionary Men finally get clearance and a Green Card. 

The moment they step outside of the Immigration center, they're accosted by dozens of interested parties. Syncretics and pantheists in search of a better deity. Monotheists protesting their presence. 

And new pantheons, wanting them to join up -- some more pleasant in their approach than others.

But they stand tall and remain firm in their ties, these red and silver giants. No sooner do they clear the crowd than they revert to their true size -- hundreds of feet tall -- and go forth to do as they have agreed. 

Scatter to the corners of this land, and its two outlying states, and watch for what their sponsor has claimed is on its way.

To stand guard against the coming chaos, as only they can. 

* * *

"I was worried about... this..." Yanabah says, pointing back and forth to them.

"You, worried?" the Outlaw Reporter asks, smiling ruefully: "I hate to think I was that bad."

"Not at all," she grins: "Almost up to my !@#$ing standard, paleface."

"Does that make me your vanilla fantasy?" he laughs, putting the majority of the cameras back in their bag, but having his favorite one ready to go.

"Seriously," she asks, looking over her glasses at him: "I know things have been weird, but does your woman know you're here in my tent?"

"She's not my woman," Randolph says, maybe a little faster than he should: "She belongs to herself. You should know that."

"I do, yeah," Yanabah says, grumbling at her own poor choice of words: "That's not exactly what I meant, but yeah."

"I know," he says, nodding: "Some things are kind of hard to describe."

* * *

All over the nation, it's happening -- seen and unseen, but somehow always felt.

The gods are coming back, and they're not being nice or cooperative guests. 

They're quarreling among themselves, arguing with their neighbors. There's only so much belief and faith to go around, these days, and they want as much as they can get.

Old rivals see no reason to let aeons of bad blood go unspoken. Old allies no longer want to be tied together by the bonds of song and story.

And the new factions that rise from the old want their due as well...

Taunts and harsh looks give way to angry words. Words give way to curses and dark miracles. Magic gives way to raised fists and bloody swords.

Which all give way to smashed city blocks and burning buildings, civic emergencies and collateral damage.

And everywhere the sound of sirens as the innocent are caught in the crossfire. 

The authorities can only do so much. They show up and try to calm down the combatants, and call them back to reason and sense. 

What else can they do -- shoot gods?

And in the quiet moments between fires, those who must put them out turn to their own faith, however seemingly absent from this struggle, and pray that this doesn't get any worse. But they do so knowing that their prayers will go unanswered.

That the Apotheoclypse is upon them all...

* * *

"So what do you want to !@#$ing call this, then?" Yanabah asks as they walk along, her presence allowing him to take pictures of daily life at the camp: "Two folks in a tent?"

"I figured friends doing something good for both of them sounded okay," Randolph says, smiling at her.

"Works for me," she smiles back: "And... you and Velma?"

"We're... well, open couple sounds weird," he says, snapping two women as they walk along, hand in hand: "But we're sort of taking a break, anyway."'

"Oh," she replies: "Sorry about that...?"

"So am I," he smiles, sadly, as he checks his film: "But we need to find where we are, again. Who we are again. Does that make sense?"

"Totally," she says: "Sometimes you gotta leave to really come back."

"Hmmm," he says, catching the remaining light just perfect to take one of her face.

"What was that for?" she asks, somewhat flattered.

"Yanabah says something philosophical," he grins at her, wishing he could still wink: "I figured I oughta document it properly."

"!@#$ you paleface," she snorts, flipping him the bird.

"Maybe later," he replies, standing just a little closer to her as he takes some more pictures of life, here.

And for whatever reason she lets him.

Wednesday: 10/12/16

"Knock knock," the SPYGOD of Alter Earth says to his 'master' as the man enters the large room he's taken over, here at the man's ultra-opulent, three-story Manhattan penthouse. 

"I see you have been busy," the Aesir inside the Candidate says, looking over the many things -- and people -- he's had brought in.

(Especially that rather expensive package, still in its crate -- Cyrillic stenciling all around.)

"So have you," the counterworld man grins, making a few final adjustments to some of his medical equipment: "Nice work in turning this fucking trainwreck around."

"It was rather easy," Loki says, brushing off the complement: "All a fool needs is someone to lead them. And there are so very many fools here in this country, all holding out their hand in search of such a person."

"And what do you intend to do with this country, once you've won it?"

"That remains my business, for now," the last of the Aesir says to his servant, holding up a hand in warning: "And I know that you know the cost of prying too deeply into such matters."

"I do, yes," the Alter Earth SPYGOD says, doing his best to hide the disdain feels for this God-thing: "But can I ask one question?"

"You may ask..."

"The thing we got from that fucking place where I lost my hand," his servant says, holding up the stump: "The container that I can't really fucking see straight."

"Yes," Loki says, smiling as he sits down across from the man: "I suppose it would be a good thing to explain that, seeing as how its only true use will be to cover up for your failure."

"I'm all ears..." the Alter Earth SPYGOD says, putting the equipment down and smiling.

"What know you of the Ragnarok, my servant?" the Aesir riding the Candidate asks -- his voice having a weird doppler effect, all of a sudden.

"Didn't they tour with Megadeth, a few years ago?"

"No," Loki says, his face going blank for a moment -- perhaps wondering if that was a punishable insult, or merely a foolish jape: "It is the end of my kind, long-foreseen. It is the twilight of we gods, as we rush towards our ultimate fate to die in glorious battle against the dying of the light, and the coming of the ultimate darkness."

"So you have a suicide run for a myth cycle?" his servant says: "Well... that explains a few things."

"I do not expect you to understand," the Aesir wearing the Candidate says, shaking his head: "But try to comprehend my words. The Gods I stood beside believed that this time was upon us, and could come at any moment. At least, that's what they were supposed to do..."

"But not?"

"No," Loki says, wrinkling his nose: "They left this world and retreated to our home. They sat in their mead hall, drinking and rutting the day away before the dusty throne of the All-Father, who was content to watch his warriors and shield-maidens sing of old battles, and glories long lost to the ages.

"And not a one of them saw fit to ask why."

"Why... what?" the SPYGOD of the doomed Earth asks.

"Why did they not ride forth against the Fenris Wolf?" the last of the Aesir says, as if he were explaining it to a simple child: "It was here, was it not? It almost destroyed this world, but for the actions of mere humans."

"Now this I understand," his servant says, nodding: "The Decreator. They fucking blew it apart, only they didn't do as good of a job as they thought. So it fucking ate Mars, and then started sending pieces of itself here, which is sort of where I come in-"

"Yes," Loki says, holding up a finger to silence his servant: "But that is a bit ahead of the time of which I speak, and the shortcomings of my race are but prologue to my tale. I would speak of the ending of that threat, and yet its continuation."

"What do you mean?"

"I mean that, when the battle for Mars was thought to be done, there remained some trace elements of the Wolf. Some tiny seeds of destruction that could not be burned nor blown to pieces. The quintessence of the Ragnarok. 

"And these pieces were taken by the Olympians, and bound into a prison from which they could never escape. And then, to ensure none could set them free, that prison was itself placed inside another prison, just below the mouth of the great devouring void of the cosmos, itself. 

"And there, just outside of that dangerous, hungry maw that devours all thought and form, sat the prison of the Ragnarok..."

The SPYGOD of Alter Earth blinks: "You mean... that thing you brought back? The container in the other room? That's the fucking Decreator?"

"It is," Loki says. his words seeming strange coming from a beefy, orange face: "And should my enemies gain purchase? Should they get past your knives, and my guile? Our servants and soldiers?

"Then I shall tip that container over, and see fit to rule over a black planet."

The SPYGOD of Alter Earth looks at the man who thinks himself his master, and slowly nods, wondering how soon he should move up his plan to kill him and be done with this insanity. 

"That said, I doubt it will come to that," the last of the Aesir says, leaning back in his seat: "Our plans are too well-laid, surely. And our foes are too foolish and short-sighted to see what we have planned."

"'We...'?" his servant asks, pointing between Loki and himself.

"Why yes," the god riding the Candidate says, smiling widely: "I know you have laid some plans, my servant. I know of that rather impressive weapon you've had brought here from your ill-fated safari venture. The one you used to decapitate rare and endangered animals from over a mile away...?"

"Yes," the Alter Earth SPYGOD smiles: "I have gone ahead and secured some things in preparation for your needs."

"And when the time comes, you shall be ready to employ what you have made for me?"

"I will," (DETCADER) vows, indicating the medical equipment: "I just need to make sure I've got two hands, and then I'll be good to go."

"Then by all means, my good servant," the Candidate says, raising his borrowed bulk off the chair: "Do what thou must."

"By all means," the SPYGOD of Alter Earth says as soon as his master is out of the room: "I think I fucking will..."

Thursday: 10/13/16

"Not good," the Time AGENT says, slowing down long enough to realize he's shifted prehistoric periods, yet again -- at least he hopes that's what he's seeing, just outside the barrier between time and space that he's been tumbling through for under a week.

At least, he thinks it's been under a week. It's hard to keep track of time under these circumstances.

He's been falling through timezones -- trapped in a loop of scrambled timespace coordinates. Every attempt to regain control over where and when he is ends with him appearing in some random corner of the world, at a time nowhere near his goal.

The worst thing? Now he finally understood why he had to kill the man he'd been shadowing for so long. It wasn't what he might do, but who would have been making him do it.

The same being who dismissed him once -- in Africa -- and then flung him headlong into the chronal currents with utterly contemptuous ease the next time they encountered one another.

The Aesir known as Loki. One of the most cunning and dangerous etheric creatures in any era.

And if he has control of the Candidate, then a lot of things suddenly make sense...

So the Time AGENT steels himself for another temporal jump, doing his best to do the math in his head and hoping his ANIL can stand the strain. But if need be, he'll burn that poor, overworked thing out, and repair it with paper clips and his bare hands if he has to.

Anything to keep his future from coming to a burning, screaming end.

* * *

"... if you just do as I ask, Thomas," Loki says, holding his right hand out in supplication to his prisoner: "Join us, here. You will be beloved, powerful, eternal..."

"I already have eternity," the son of the The Owl says -- straining against the flaming bars of the wide cage the willowy Aesir has bound him in, here in this mindscape of pain: "And I'll be damned if I let you abuse me any more than you already have!"

"Just give in, kid," the Candidate says, standing to the left of Loki -- a black, iron chain around his neck, leading to Loki's left hand: "Make it easier on yourself. It's better than way."

"Are you really so weak?" Thomas asks the beefy man: "So afraid of him? Don't you realize what he's asking of you? What you're giving him?"

"You waste your words, Thomas," the last of the Aesir says, shaking his head: "He has, at long last, found happiness in slavery. As will you, my young friend."

"Don't bet on it."

"Oh, wait," Loki says, seeming to rethink his words: "Not so young anymore. I fear our time in the void has broken your vitality, somewhat. Made you weak in flesh and bone. Brought cruel age to your features."

"So I get to Heaven a little faster," Thomas says, smiling as he backs away from the fire: "At least I get away from you."

"I can bring you back your youth," Loki croons: "Return to you your strength. All these things would be yours, if you would but bend at the knee..."

"You're really not good at this, are you?" the son of the Owl asks: "Might as well go back to torturing me. I'm not going to say yes."

Loki scowls. It's an ugly sight -- so hideous it makes the Candidate's heart almost stop. 

And with a wave of his hand, the burning cage constricts into a gibbet of red hot iron, and Thomas begins to scream...

* * *

"Sir?" Josie asks, standing outside the door of SPYGOD's office: "I got those reports you wanted delivered in person."

There's silence from behind the big black door. She raises a pink eyebrow, sighs, and stands there -- tapping her foot in mock impatience in the hopes that he opens it up. 

He's been in there with Grief Counselor Bishop for the last few hours. He said not to be disturbed unless it was an emergency, or couldn't be avoided. And these reports sure fit the bill. 

(Troop movements. Disaster reports. Some package on the way from Asia...)

So she came down here, hoping she might catch him between engagements, or at least make enough noise for him to break out of whatever he's doing and actually pay attention to things -- which would make a nice damn change. 

He's been acting squirrelly ever since he came out of the isolation chamber, the other week. She'd have expected him to be wrecked by the death of his fiancee -- to say nothing of the death of so many of the Freedom Force, especially Mr. USA. 

But no. He was still carrying on as usual, only with a few more eccentricities added to his usual battery. Secret meetings he didn't bother to keep much of a secret from her, and yet calls so secret he'd clear the whole damn Bridge to take them, and then "forget" to let people back in. 

And this whole Grief Counselor thing -- as if she didn't know they were !@#$ing. 

(Was he developing a taste for women, now? Had he always had one? Was this some way of coping with loss? She had no damn idea.)

And yet...

!@#$ it, she thinks as she touches her hand to the emergency panel and activates the silent override even he doesn't know she had installed. She'll just go in there, drop the reports on his desk, or wherever they're doing it, salute, and walk back out again. Serve him right for wasting her time during a big damn national emergency. 

But then the door opens, and she walks in and sees what's going on.

"Right on time," says the last person she expects to see. 

And all Josie can think to say -- just before she gets shot in the face -- is...

Friday: 10/14/16

 "What the !@#$ing !@#$ do you mean by that?" Yanabah almost shouts at Antonia Crisp -- who was at least good enough to come to the edge of the Standing Rock camp out of her armor, rather than in it.

(She's not doing too well out of it, Randoph notices. The braces on her legs are all that's keeping her up.)

"I mean that if we have to intervene, we're going to have to cart your friend out of here," Gold Standard says, crossing her arms and trying to look sympathetic: "And I would really rather not do that."

"Okay, then," Yanabah says, crossing her arms in reply: "Tell those damn police to step the !@#$ back, and tell those assholes to pack up their shovels and go home. Problem solved!"

"You know it's not that easy," the heroine sighs: "There's laws, and agreements-"

"There's another case of an indigenous people getting shafted," Randolph Scott says, taking another picture of the proceedings: "Which is the sort of thing we usually lecture other nations about not doing, in case you're wondering."

"You're not helping," Antonia says, doing her best to not look in his direction.

"Neither are you," Yanabah says, taking a step forward: "Now please, just go back home. Take your people and !@#$ off. Let us deal with this-"

"Is there a problem?" someone asks -- his voice booming like thunder.

"Sir, you shouldn't be here," Yanabah says, turning and holding up her hands as the Old Man comes towards them.

"I'll be fine, Dearie," he says, smiling as he strides towards the inventor: "What's she going to do? Arrest me for this tie?"

Antonia smiles at him: "Maybe someone should."

"Gift store in Taos," the Old Man explains, smiling back: "I thought it was pretty funny."

"I'm glad something is," Gold Standard replies, uncrossing her arms as she tries to plead with him: "Sir, I have the greatest respect for your beliefs-"

"We can !@#$ing tell," Yanabah mutters.

"Now, now, let the white girl kiss my ass, dearie," he says, holding up a gentle hand: "This is all part of the story."

"What story?" Antonia asks, a little confused: "I'm here as a friend."

"A friend," the Old Man says, nodding: "That's what they always said, you know. We're just here as friends. We don't want your land, we're just passing through on the way to the other shore. And then they said they didn't want all of our land, just those little bits over there, and maybe over there."

Antonia doesn't have anything to say to that, so she recrosses her arms and closes her mouth.

"Before long, all those little bits came together to make one large piece of the land, and all we had left were little bits. The worst bits, in fact. Lousy, forsaken places good for nothing but getting drunk in. And here comes our friends to sell us the fire water."

"And the uranium," Randolph Scott chuckles: "Don't forget that."

"Oh, I'm not forgetting that," the Old Man says: "I bet she doesn't even know about that."

"One of my boyfriends was Navajo, sir," Antonia says, frowning: "I do know all about that."

"And yet here you are, telling us uppity Injuns to behave," Yanabah sneers: "God, Antonia! How can you be !@#$ing okay with this?"

"I don't have to be," she says, some measure of steel coming back into her eyes: "I have my orders. I will execute them if I have to. I'm asking you to not make me have to."

"Well, you're kind of !@#$ out of luck there, lady," the Old Man says -- static electricity crackling between his teeth and fingers as he points behind the heroine: "Sunday morning? All us folks here are going to march right up to that area where the diggers are. We're going to stand in the way of those bulldozers and earth movers, and we're going to pray.

"Now, if the police don't like that? Then I'll do the same damn thing I've done every other time.

"And if you all get involved...?" he says, holding up a hand that's crawling with sparks, and then pointing it just over her shoulder.

There's a noise like a hot pan being dumped into cold water, and then a clump of dirt jumps as it's turned to glass.

"I don't want that to happen," Antonia says, not liking the fact that her hair is standing straight up on end.

"Then don't be there," the Great Mystery says, putting his hand down: "Tell the police to go home and arrest real troublemakers. Tell the White House to respect our rights. And you go home before there's any more real trouble that you can't handle."

Antonia Crisp looks at the man, and nods: "That's how you want it?"

"That's how it is," the Old Man says, turning to go: "And you tell that fool you report to that I don't care what he thinks is going to happen. This is our land and our rights, and we will not be moved."

Yanabah turns to go and does not look back. Randolph looks at Gold Standard with what might be sadness, and decides to not take a picture of what he sees across her face.

And then it's just the superheroine -- seeming very frail out of her suit, and quite alone -- who stands there maybe a minute longer than she should before turning to go back to her allies.

And get ready for what is now a sad inevitability.
Saturday: 10/15/16

In the early morning, without much fanfare or advanced notice, the dead come home.

They arrive on a COMPANY Transport -- inbound from Mongolia -- that lands on the Flier at about 5 in the AM.

As soon as they touch down, something happens around the VTOL, and suddenly no one can see anything about the aircraft. Not who piloted it, or who or what was on it.

All the AGENTS on the steel beach can say is that the ship landed, and a whole bunch of people got off. And that's all they're cleared to know, as per some very damn stern orders from SPYGOD, himself -- minus any softening or interference from Josie.

(Who no one's seen for a day or so, come to think of it...)

The Transport is emptied, and then the distortion field ends. The pilot is nowhere to be seen, and cannot answer anything, anyway.

Nor can any of the guards who turned their backs on command when the cargo and personnel walked past them, deep into the bowels of the Flier. All they know is that, as they stood there -- terrified to turn around and see something a full ten levels above their pay grades -- they might have heard people they thought MIA, if not dead and gone.

But then the beings making those noises were well past their position, and they turned around again, relieved that it was over.

And yet knowing, as with anything in the COMPANY, that "it" was just beginning.

* * *

 The room was a nice one, at least until Loki got back from the dreamscape. Then it took a distinct turn for the worse.

The bed was a one of a kind thing -- a masterpiece of comfort and engineering, made to look like something from the Versailles palace. The dressers were also custom made, with no expenses spared to deliver the ultimate in utility and attractiveness.

The table was bought in Hong Kong from an establishment that never sells anything for less than half a million dollars. The drapes were pure silk. The decor bought in all corners of the world, over a lifetime rich in travel, achievement, and adventure.

In retrospect, Loki thinks perhaps he should have spared the bed his wrath. He really liked sleeping upon it when he wore the Candidate's form.

(Ordinary beds just seemed inadequate.)

But his rage was too great to be otherwise assuaged. His fury too resounding.

(His impotence too embarrassing.)

Why won't this mortal yield? Why won't he just accept the bargain and be done with it?

Why will he stand there and let his jailer torture him so totally -- so viciously -- without bending like a mortal should?

In dreams, he has no special powers. No strength or armor. His body is a reflection of his mind, rather than his super-powered body, and all mortal minds are like clay to any Aesir, much less their God of Trickery and Mischief.

(Evil, some would say...)

And yet he will not relent. He will not cooperate. He merely stands there as Loki rends the flesh from his bones, ties his organs into knots, and turns him inside out again and again with fire and sword, tooth and poison.

He will not make the bargain that Loki needs in order to be fully secure upon this world. The same one that elder Olympian with the penchant for shackles and riddles made.

The merging of opposites that makes a god wholly of this world, and not merely visiting for a time...

And so Loki seethes -- sitting in the ruins of what once was a very lovely room -- and wonders what it will take to get Thomas Samuels to turn his back on his god, and embrace the one who stands before him.

And who he may have to have maimed in order to do it...

* * *

"Well," the time AGENT says, sitting in the twilight of a trash-strewn beach in an unknown place, somewhere around the 18th century judging by the air quality: "That stinks."

The good news, at least, is that he's no longer tumbling through time with only his teleporter to keep him from endlessly falling.

The bad news is that his ANIL has finally fallen apart.

It was really only meant for a few dozen spatial jumps between regenerations. He's forced it to make hundreds -- most of them blind -- and trying to keep him safe has taxed it past its limits. 

He thinks of his choices, now, as things get a little brighter around him. Does he blend in, here? Try to make a teleport machine out of whatever's available, or actually fix the one he has?

(Does he call for help? Can he even...?)

He could do a whole lot of things, he supposes. He could even abandon his mission, if he chose to. Just let time and destiny hang themselves, and thereby avoid the whole dilemma that send him here.

But then, that's not his way -- is it? Not with the fate of the future -- his present -- is riding on it. His husband and their wife.

The child yet to come...

No. He has to keep moving. He has to fulfill his mission.

At the very least, he has to try.

And as he gets to his feet, wondering which way to find the closest thing to civilization he might encounter, here, he realizes the light he's seeing isn't stars, moon, or sun.

It's a line of glowing, large figures -- all striding upon the water as they march towards him.

And before he can really think to run or ask the obvious question, the one who is indisputably in charge addresses him by name...

Sunday: 10/16/16

It's the morning, at long last, and the Old Man gets out of the tent he only pretends to sleep in, and stretches in the sun's rays -- happy to have them warm his face, however dampened the light from them may be.

It's crisp and cool, today. A nice breeze coming from the east. He can smell people cooking, both at their own camps and the mess hall.

He looks to the sun, once more. Should he address it by the name he's always known it as, or by one of the many names of his people? Or maybe by the name of that fire-haired lady who's down in the White City, now?

He doesn't know, and doesn't really care. To him, it's the Sun, and it will always be the Sun, even when it gets old and slow, turns red, and gets too big for this world's comfort.

Even when it's long dead and gone, and this world and its spirits are just a legend -- one of many in this long, black void full of occasional points of light -- he'll call it the Sun.

At least, that's what he'd like to do. But there's something he has to do, first, well before it comes to that.

And after standing in the Sun's light for a moment or two longer, just to remember that warm, he sets about going to do it.

* * *

With a total lack of ceremony -- and yet no seeming sense of urgency -- SPYGOD walks into the secret headquarters he established in the bowels of the Flier, so many months ago, for his secret team.

He's a little drunk, obviously. No one assembled there is remotely surprised by that. 

They are, however, rather surprised to see who all has been gathered there. Old friends and new faces. Friends and rivals. The occasional enemy.

(The common refrain: "I thought you were dead...?")

"Morning, everyone," he says, plunking a rather large growler of Chateau Adolf on the table in front of the big screen, which is blacked out for the moment: "Thank you all for coming. I know some of you don't !@#$ing stir out of bed until after Noon, so I'm very !@#$ing grateful for your having done so today."

Some laugh. Some don't. Some are clearly annoyed, so he smirks and gets to the point.

"It's like this, folks," he says, looking at his watch: "Some of you've probably !@#$ing guessed that something super-big damn bad is going to go down, and some of you've already !@#$ing seen it happen. I'll let you all get to grips with who's who later, but that's not the real important thing here.

"The important thing," he says, pointing a finger to one and all assembled there: "Is that we are about to see the United States of America go face-first into a sea of !@#$ we have not seen since the !@#$ing Imago tried to burn down the damn world during the Reclamation War.

"We are about to see fire, flood, famine. We are about to see the goddamn terror of the gods. And when it happens, we are all that's going to !@#$ing stand between the problem and the solution.

"Because we, here, in this room? We are the damn solution.

"And if that doesn't !@#$ing scare the !@#$ out of you, then you need to either stop drinking, or start," he says, having a good, hard swig from his jug for extra emphasis. 

(Plus, he's pretty thirsty. Pep talks do that to a man.)

* * * 

There's a hill, about a mile away from the camp. 

On that hill, a man sits in the rays of the morning Sun, and wishes he had a gun big and long enough to blow it to pieces. 

Wouldn't that be a fucking glorious sight? he thinks: A boom, then a silence, and then, however many hours or days later, that big glowing ball of shit just lights up, brighter than ever, expands like a hematoma, and comes the fuck apart...

He imagines its parts tumbling end over end -- splattering burning gouts of dying star upon every corner of this solar system. A stillborn supernova, killing the silent companions it attracted, shaped, and shepherded for all these billions of years.

Leaving only a scattered series of broken planets, hurtling towards the edges of the ice cloud beyond...

The thought gives him a massive erection. He thinks of dealing with that, here and now -- with his newly-regenerated hand, no less -- except that he's got a few playthings ready to go as soon as he gets back to his "master's" place in Neo York City.

The SPYGOD of Alter Earth can wait a while for that pleasure. 

Especially as he's got an even greater one to deal with first...

* * *

The Old Man walks into the camp, raising his hands to those who have come here to protest this injustice. To stand shoulder-to-shoulder, and hand-to-hand, with their fellow people. To say no way, no further.

To say No More.

They gather about him, his people. They adore him and fall to their knees, but he bids them to rise. This is not a day to show fealty, but demand it.

Not a day to show respect, but to take it back from those who stand against them.

The girl comes to join him, her eyes bright behind their dark sunglasses. Normally she's strapped with more guns than even he can count, but today she's taken them all off. She doesn't even have the knife her Grandfather gave her, all those years ago -- something she'd rather go naked than not have on her.

He accepts it for the gift it is, and kisses her on the forehead. His way of saying "thank you."

They holds hands, one and all. They pray to the spirits, and he joins them -- asking them to be kind to them today. To be merciful. To watch what they do, and always remember.

And as they finish, and he sees the white reporter with the metal eye is there to record this, he leads his people to the protest site.

And what awaits there...

* * *

"So this is how it is," SPYGOD goes on: "Some of you know what's !@#$ing going down. You few are going to be leading this !@#$. Because you've seen it before, and I can !@#$ing trust you not to try and change the plan."

"You mean history," Myron says, holding a much more in-control Winifred with his remaining arm.

"Yeah, I mean history," the superspy grumbles: "So !@#$ing sue me. One's gonna be the same as the other, soon."

"And what are the rest of us doing, then?" Josie asks, her face still sore from the stun ray.

"And shouldn't we be talking with the other members of the Freedom Force...?" Dragonfly asks.

"Yeah," SPYGOD says, looking askance: "About that..."

* * *

It's quite a thing, this weapon the counterworld man is using. 

He bought it on the black market, along with some other contraband he needed for his African startup. It's a Russian thing. They used them to shoot explosive bolts into tanks in various flashpoints -- turning a five man squad into an anti-armor team.

It cost him a million dollars, flat. He thinks it's the best purchase he's ever made. 

It's not exactly portable, which is why it needs a five man team. Every member carries a different component, and then assembles it when they've achieved the right position.

One to carry the very long barrel. Another to carry the bulky firing mechanism. Yet another to carry the sturdy, earth-chewing legs. Another to carry the delicate sight. 

And a fifth to handle the cumbersome, dangerous ammunition -- this one being the one who lagged a half mile behind the others, in case he stepped on a mine or just exploded. 

This time, none of that was needed. All the Alter Earth SPYGOD really needed was for one of his "master's" ever-convenient helicopters to drop him off here, the night before, so he could set up in perfect view of the kill zone. 

A zone that's about to get very full...

* * *

Hand in hand, they march -- firm, resolute, and very unafraid. 

They come to the site, where the bulldozers and digging machines are. They see where the workers are -- all standing about with their tools and shovels in their hands, awaiting the go-ahead to try and use them. 

They see where the police are, all wrapped in the kind of armor one should only ever see in a war, and not in an operation against citizens on their own soil. They see the fear in their eyes. The hate. 

And, at last, they see the heroes that the government has sent, standing where they said they'd be.

Gold Standard, floating above the ground in her signature armor. Black Falcon, seeming naked without his rather large orinthopter. Free Fire, bulked up with extra armor and carrying his fire wheel. 

And Gosheven, who seems too confident as he walks between the two groups, making words of reconciliation and peace.

No one listens, though. No one is here to do anything differently. 

The protesters will not agree to leave. The law will not allow them to stay. Everyone is waiting for someone to say the wrong thing, to make the first threat.

To throw the first punch. 

And the Old Man looks to Yanabah, at some point as the words fly back and forth, and winks at her. 

"You remember what you promised, now, dearie," he says.

And then...

* * *

"One little, two little, three little Indians," the man behind the obscenely large gun says, aiming it at a certain person's chest -- a special kind of ammunition ready to fly...

* * *


"So, what exactly is going to happen?" Josie asks, shaking her head: "Forgive me, sir, but you're not being very candid."

"What is going to happen?" SPYGOD says, sighing as he looks to Straffer, who just nods in sympathy: "Josie, you did !@#$ing read Watchmen, right?"

"Um... I watched the movie...?"

Some of the people there laugh at this, others do not.

"Let's put it this way," the superspy says: "This plan's been going on for several months for some of us, and several years for some others. It's all depended on things happening exactly as they were !@#$ing supposed to, right down to the goddamn second in some cases.

"So do you really think I'd tell you the plan if there was any !@#$ing chance you could suddenly freak out and try to stop it from happening?"

Josie just looks at him. A few people gasp.

"Oh for !@#$'s sake," Ted Cruz says: "Just get it over with, (REDACTED). This is cruel."

"Alright, then," SPYGOD says, turning on the screen: "It isn't going to happen, Josie. It already did. Just before I came in here..."

And on the screen, everyone can see the scene from Standing Rock -- courtesy of Randolph Scott, the only reporter allowed in.

They see people screaming and running. They see the police trying to regain control, but failing. 

They see the Freedom Force members there trying to protect both the people and the police, and not doing more than making things worse.

And they see Yanabah holding a wet pile of clothes that used to be a man -- a god, actually -- and screaming in rage at the heavens. 

At which point, all Hell decides to break loose.


(SPYGOD is listening to Religion (Front 242) and having a God Is Dead)

Monday, October 10, 2016

Apotheoclypse Now: 10/3/16 - 10/9/16

"We See the Future through the Binoculars of the People"

(The Owl)

(Art by the Lemonade Project)


* * *
3
* * *

"Excuse me. I got something to say, here. 

"Ya'll don't know me too well, or at least you don't really. You think, oh, she's the girl from Freedom Force. She's Red Wrecker.

"She's the one had her picture all over the internet when those scumbags in Detroit had me in lockdown. She's the one who's been your chocolate jerkoff fantasy since-

"Hey! I am saying this! I've been quiet long enough.

"Let me tell you something, folks. My name is Florence Foster Jenkins, and I'm a Black woman who's got powers. 

"I didn't ask for these powers. I didn't realize I had them until an accident, one day.  And since that day, my life hasn't really belonged to me.

"I was trained in secret for the Reclamation War, like a lot of other people just like me. We all fought in it, and not all of us made it out. 

"In fact, most of us died, that day, because we were young and stupid and essentially cannon fodder. And those of us who survived? We became weapons.

"That's who I am, folks. A weapon on legs. A gun with a damn mouth.

"Some days I don't mind so much. Some days I'm happy to serve, and happy to help. 

"Days like today, for example. Days when we can stop a fight with our heads and our hearts instead of just our fists.

"But then I look at the papers, and watch the news, and I see that people who are Black like me get the same treatment, but not in a good way.

"People who are Black, like me, get treated like weapons. We're feared because we're Black. We're locked down because we're Black. We're legislated against because we're Black.

"And we're put down like dogs, too. All because we're Black.

"And people who are supposed to be protecting us and serving us? They're the ones who are doing the fearing, the locking down, and the putting down.

"And the people who could be standing up and saying hey, this is wrong. Stop that. Fix this?

"!@#$, man. They're cheering it on. They're laughing about it. They're saying oh, he was no angel. Why didn't he just cooperate? 

"Why did he have to be so goddamned angry?

"This is why we have to be so angry, folks. We didn't ask to be born Black any more than I asked to get superpowers. But we're here, like this, and we gotta deal.

"And we're gonna deal by keeping it real.

"We ain't gonna pretend to be !@#$ing White to make you feel better. We ain't gonna speak proper English and dress like honkeys to fit in. We ain't gonna lose our culture and our history to ass-humiliate ourselves.

"And we sure as hell ain't gonna dial it down, tone it down, or walk it back to make you feel better about standing by while this !@#$ed up, racist society treats us like trash with your support.

"My name is Florence Foster Jenkins. I am a Black woman. I am a superhero.

"And as of right now, you're done calling me Red Wrecker. It's Black Freedom from now on.

"And that is what I'm gonna be fighting for, too."

*mike drop*

Monday: 10/3/16

"Okay," SPYGOD says, holding his face where the very angry woman he came in to speak to slapped him: "I probably !@#$ing deserved that."

"What. Is happening. To my. Son?" Martha Clutch demands, pointing a finger at the superspy -- trailing a whole bunch of leads and wires from her hospital bed as she does, and every monitor screaming in complaint.

"I was going to ask you that-"

"No!" she shouts, getting right in his face: "No more lies, (REDACTED)! No more half truths! No more games! None!"

"Martha, look-"

She slaps him again. This time he actually feels a tooth loosen.

"Martha, getting out of bed isn't a damn good idea," he tries to say, and he's right. The bandage across her chest is bleeding again, and she's clearly unnerved by the pain. 

"Neither is coming in here and lying to me, right now," she hisses, but accepts his aid getting back into bed. 

"No," he says, nodding to the two AGENTS that came in here with him: "It really isn't."

They go outside, very quickly. He reaches into his coat and pulls out a small device, which he activates and puts on a nearby table -- blanketing the room with white sound waves.

And then, after closing the blinds so no one can see into the Heptagon hospital room, he sits down on a chair, makes sure his tooth isn't about to drop out of his damn jaw, and tells her what he's been avoiding telling her for several weeks now. 

* * *

"First time I've ever been fucked up by a ghost," the SPYGOD of Alter Earth says, looking at the unlovely ruin at the end of his right wrist: "Who was that bastard?"

"Never mind about him," his master insists, feverishly checking the security of the small, black hole he's cast them both into: "The others who were with him are far more dangerous."

"I should say so," the counterworld man says, noticing how haggard Loki looks now -- his host body's hair turned white from shock.

"What do you mean by that?" the Aesir asks, his eyes going from frenzied worry to barely-subdued anger in a flash. 

"I mean that if they were bad enough to threaten your plan, they must be rather powerful indeed," (DETCADER) says, doing his best to look fearful and humbled by the fury of his master.

"Yes, very," Loki shudders, his hands shaking uncontrollably: "But they can only threaten. Not end. Not now that I am so close."

He grins, then, looking at the weird, high-tech container by their feet. The one he braved the void of Restriit to acquire.

The one that's constantly cycling through thousands of different locks and combinations per second...

* * *

SPYGOD looks at Martha, who looks at him. 

It takes her a while, but she slowly nods, looking down at her hands, and then back up again at him.

"I understand," she says: "I don't like this, but I understand."

"I'm sorry," he says: "I am so !@#$ing sorry. I wanted to tell you, but..."

"But you have to keep your damned secrets-"

"Martha, listen to me," the superspy begs: "If you believe anything about me. If you ever !@#$ing trusted me. If you believe that I loved your father and I love you and every damn member of your family, including your son? Believe that I did not want to keep this !@#$ a secret."

"So why now?" she asks: "Because I slapped you? Because I cursed you? Because I almost died in there?"

"Because I know you don't die," he says: "Not in there, anyway."

"Well, that's great-"

"And because you've seen enough," he says: "More than enough. And it's time I brought someone else in on this. 

"Especially for when the !@#$ gets really crazy..."

* * *

"So what do we do?" the Candidate's VP choice asks over the phone: "I mean, this is pretty darn bad."

"It is, yes," the Candidate says, rolling his Scotch around in his tumbler. It's $1000 a bottle, and supposed to be saved for special occasions. He's downed three tumblers in the last hour and plans to have at least three more. 

(Who cares, right?)

"Well, we can still win this," the Governor says: "Who needs the party at this point? It's not like they were really supporting us in all the states."

"Right. And it's not like we had our people in all the states, either."

"Exactly. I mean, California. We know which way that's going."

"Totally. Totally."

"Right," his VP says: "So, if we just hammer the heck out of them on social media? Keep up the pressure? We'll pull through. We have to."

"I'm glad you feel that way," the Candidate says: "So you hammer the weirdos on Tuesday night, and I'll hammer them all two more times."

"And we'll win," the man says, his enthusiasm infectious.

"You got it," the big, beefy man says, going to get himself another drink: "I'll deal with my end, you deal with yours."

"And come election night, we'll stand on that stage, arm in arm, and remake America!"

"Yeah," the Candidate says: "Maybe not arm in arm, though. That looks a little faggy."

"Oh," the VP pick says: "Right. No homo."

"Right," the man says: "Night, Mike."

Then he hangs up, breathes a sigh of relief, and wonders what next damn fool question the media will be after him about -- other than his Campaign Manager being found dead in his hotel room.

(Thankfully, his few remaining people made it look like an accidental thing rather than suicide.)

Drink filled, he slumps into his easy chair and sighs. He thinks of the road ahead, and how he's going to win it.

All he needs is a good issue. Something bigger than his problems, his performance, or anything that's going wrong with him right now. Something to set him apart from all the other clowns he's running against.

And as he ponders who to call about getting a replacement campaign manager, he flips on the television, and gets his question answered by way of FOX News' latest outrage... 


Tuesday: 10/4/16

"Well, that was a !@#$ing PR shambles," Josie grumbles, looking at the tape of Red Wrecker -- Black Freedom, now -- addressing the media after the incident in Chinatown, on Sunday. 

"So tell me she's wrong," Gold Standard says, shrugging her shoulders: "Tell me we're not living in a country where being Black is suddenly a death sentence."

"That's not the point!" the burly, pink-haired clone shouts, almost putting her large fists through the holo-table in the Freedom Force's conference room, aboard the Flier: "We're not here to make speeches and take stands! We're not here to push hot button issues! We're here to save this country's ass and keep things from getting worse!"

"Bit late for that, boss," the leader of the new team says: "We just barely held it together in Chinatown, and only because it turns out the new kid's got some pull with the Jade Court."

"Who knew being part Chinese would be so useful," Josie mutters.

"Yeah, well, that's kind of the point," Antonia Crisp says, sitting down in a chair -- her legs still somewhat unsteady out of her signature armor: "The team that defends America should look like America. And we do, especially since we don't have nearly as many White people."

"This is starting to sound like the kind of joke that gets people fired from their positions."

"Yeah," Antonia snorts: "We got two white women, a black girl, a part Chinese guy, a gay Native American, a Toon, and an android."

"Two androids when Hanami comes back," Josie corrects, holding up the correct number of fingers.

"If she comes back," Antonia says, raising an eyebrow: "Way I hear it, what she found in Japan is enough to make her reconsider everything."

"Is she planning on sharing with the rest of us?"

"I don't know..." Gold Standard says, smiling: "You'll have to ask her when she gets back."

Josie shakes her head: "I don't like being out of the damned loop on this."

"Neither do I," Antonia says: "But if you want answers, you know whose door to bang on. Provided you want to interrupt the grieving process."

And one look at the expression that crosses Josie's face is enough to make clear her feelings on that subject.

* * *

"You really have to talk to me, sir," the shotgun-toting Grief Counselor informs SPYGOD as she stomps after him down the long, central hallway of the Flier.

"No I do !@#$ing not," the Director of the COMPANY insists, tossing her a long, ugly bird over his shoulder with his free hand as he reads what's in the other.

"Your rules, sir," the woman insists, shooting the gun into the ceiling -- causing a whole lot of AGENTS to duck, jump aside, or draw their own steel.

"I make the rules, I get to !@#$ing break them!" the superspy shouts back without breaking stride, seemingly unfazed by the blast.

"Not this one!" she yells, chasing to catch up to him as he enters his dark, cavernous office: "You are a damned liability, right now! You aren't thinking straight, feeling straight-"

"I'm gay you dumb !@#$. Of course I'm not straight."

"That's not the damn point," she shouts back as she slams the doors to that office shut behind her.

The guards outside the closed door wonder if they should go in and get Head Counselor Bishop out of there, or just wait until they're told to. After a while they decide that the lack of blood coming out from under the soundproofed door is a good thing, and just focus on external threats. 

She's new, after all. She'll learn how this works, soon, or she'll be transferred out on a man-missile. 

Wednesday: 10/5/16

"Hey hon," Martha says, reaching down to hug Kaitlyn as the Talon bounds from the door to her bed to give her a very long -- if gentle -- hug.

"Oh I was so worried so worried..." the girl cries, doing her best to not break down: "I heard what happened... some of it... I didn't know what to think..."

"Thanks for bringing her, Mark," she says to her husband, who smiles and leans over to give her a reassuring peck on the forehead, and then lets her hold their baby.

"No problem," he says: "John sends his love. He wanted to come but they're getting ready to mobilize against the Hurricane."

"Another one," Martha sighs, gently hugging her sleepy kiddo: "It seems to be common thing, these days."

"Hopefully no gods will ride in with it, this time," the Talon says, sitting down in a chair nearby: "This is getting really freaky, Aunt Martha."

"I agree," the Owl says, leaning back into her bed: "The ones we have are trouble enough."

"Eh, they're not all bad," Mark shrugs: "Like people, I guess. Some good, some bad."

"You're right," Martha nods, rocking their child gently to keep the babe asleep: "I'm just having a hard time with what I saw, the other day."

"Which I hear we're not supposed to ask about," Kaitlyn says, crossing her arms.

"SPYGOD told you, huh?" Martha asks, shaking her head in a mixture of disgust and annoyance: "I swear, sometimes..."

"Well, look, hon," Mark says, crossing his arms as well: "We're sworn to secrecy, anyway. And this is about Thomas. So don't we kind of have a right to know?"

She looks at the both of them, and then indicates that the Talon should close the door -- which she does, very quickly.

And then she begins to tell them what went down...

* * *

... to the ground, right beside her. It was as if the AGENT's strings had been cut, leaving him to drop straight down to his wildly-flailing knees, and then face-down.

Except that he didn't have a face, nor much of a head.

The report from the gun echoed towards them a second later. Martha had enough time to say the obvious -- "Sniper!" -- and then seek cover, just before it became very damn clear there was none to be had.

There were several AGENTS around her, a second before. In the time it took for her to think to look up to see where the shots were coming from they were all either dead or dying -- each taken out by a single, precise shot to the head.

She dove for cover as best as she could, using their falling forms to shield her from the assassin. As she did, she saw who it was -- all the way up on another, higher walkway, overlooking theirs. 

"SPYGOD...?" she asked, confused.

And then she saw the look that crossed the man's face when he realized what she'd said. Am expression of pure, malevolent hate that she'd only ever seen a few times in her life, and always when dealing with her worst, most insane enemies. 

Not SPYGOD, no. His twisted reflection. The otherworldly counterpart she'd heard so much about, and yet never had the displeasure of meeting -- yet. 

And he was aiming that weird, otherworldly sniper rifle that Dragonfly used to cart around right at her...

* * *

"Oh, that's right," Mark says, shuddering: "I'd heard he had that weapon, now. Hofud... however you say it."

"What is it?" Kaitlyn asks, not having heard of that gun before.

"It's a weapon from another planet, hon," Martha explains: "The Nazis had it during World War II. I guess they dug it up somewhere in South America before the war. They had some guy who was using it, and then the Soviets got it after the war and they used it. And at some point SPYGOD got his hands on it and hid it away."

"Only he brought it back out again, back when we were all running around getting him out of house arrest and taking down the Terre Unifee," Mark adds. 

"Yeah," Martha chuckles: "And then after that, well, I guess it's just gone all over the place."

"So it's a gun?" the Talon asks: "What's so special about it?"

"Well, it's intelligent, it can find any target anywhere in the world, it can grow whatever ammunition you need to kill that target, and change into anything from a palm-sized pop gun to the sort of thing that'll fire bullets the size of your arm up to half the planet away," Mark rattles off, looking to Martha to see if he left anything out.

Kaitlyn blinks a few times, looking from her father to her aunt/Step-mother a few times.

"How did you survive...?" she asks, and Martha takes a deep breath before launching into an explanation -- one she hardly believes herself...

* * *

... fumbled through her utility belt in search of something useful. Smoke grenades. Owl bombs. Sonic screechers. Anything.

She came up blank, though, and fully expected the next thing to go through her mind to be a bullet. That a lot of regrets and last hopes, and maybe a prayer or two if she had just enough time.

Except that something happened, up there, just before the madman with the gun could bring it to bear on her. Some kind of struggle between him and another figure that she couldn't quite see. 

In that struggle, the gun was taken from him with lightning speed. He was also knocked clear off the platform, and a voice she didn't quite recognize -- and somehow did -- told him to go and deal with her. 

He fell at least thirty feet down to their platform. He landed perfectly and rolled before springing up, and pulling out a very long, serrated knife that was matted with gore and filth.

"Well, so much for shooting your fucking kneecaps off," he muttered -- his voice a nearly perfect replica of (REDACTED), only without the Brooklyn accent: "I guess I'll have to cut you, fuck you, and then kill you."

"You just come here and try, buster," Martha growled, putting her hands up and preparing to defend herself from the wild-eyed man rushing towards her: "You wouldn't be the first. You probably won't be the last."

"You're wrong," the SPYGOD of Alter-Earth said, nearly decapitating her with his first, expert slice: "I will."

* * *

 "It was... intense," Martha says, putting her hand to her badly-slashed chest, and the long dressing running across it: "We've fought some dangerous people before. The King of Swords. Gary Ginsu. Steel Panther...."

"The weirdo in the black leather," Kaitlyn intones, knowing she isn't allowed to say his preferred name without permission.

"Yeah," Mark says, very glad that weirdo is now somewhere where he can't take his perverse fantasies out on people any longer.

"Well, this man was... worse," The Owl admits: "It was like fighting a human hurricane. Every time I was trying to get out of his way? Trying to feint or dodge? He was right there, waiting for me, with that awful leer on his face."

"Well, you beat him back, hon," Mark says: "Right...?"

"Honestly?" she says, after a long moment's silence: "I think the only reason I'm alive is because he was toying with me. He could have killed me several times, and each time all he did was take away an advantage. My utility belt, my wrist guards, my Owl Goggles..."

"Or he couldn't move in fast enough and all he could do was try and slow you down," Kaitlyn says, hoping that's the truth.

"No hon," Martha sighs, reaching out to take her hand: "I think he wanted me to think I had a chance. Otherwise he'd have just come at me sideways and stabbed me right through the head or the heart with that awful knife of his..."

* * *

"Just so you fucking know?" the counterworld man said, slashing her along the left wrist this time -- cutting right through the weak spot in her wrist gauntlet: "This knife? I fuck people to death with it, right up the ass."

Martha didn't know how to reply to that, but the mental image was enough to sicken her. Especially when she caught sight of its serrated edge -- just like a handsaw -- and realized what she thought was rust was actually dried, caked blood and !@#$.

And in that instant of fighting off nausea, he had her.

She didn't even see the cut. All she knew was that one moment, she thought she was dodging, and the next her chest had a long, deep red line going through it. 

She screamed and backed up, holding her seeping chest with her off arm while looking for an exit strategy. And not finding any.

(Get past him to get to the dead AGENTs' guns? Impossible. Run away? He'd catch her.)

No, wait. There was one. 

Her utility belt was below them, on a walkway maybe fifty feet down. It would be hell to get down there with badly-slashed glide wings, but he probably couldn't follow. 

But gliding required two arms. And one of them was keeping her from bleeding out...

"I really wanted to take my fucking time with you, bitch," her assailant hisses, clearly displeased with all this: "The pleasure of slicing you up and open, my knife strapped to my cock, all in front of him. Oh, that would have been so worth all of this shit..."

"Big man with a big knife," she said, trying to look brave as he stalked towards her -- clearly ready to kill: "You think I'm scared of you? I'll be in Paradise tonight, and you'll never hurt me again.

"And when my friends find you, you'll pay for what you've done..."

"Oh, give me a fucking break..." he groans, raising the knife: "I'll show you paradise-"

And then his knife hand exploded, right below the wrist...

* * *

"What?" Mark asks, clearly mystified. 

"The weird thing was, he didn't cry out in pain or shock," Martha goes on. He just stopped advancing, blinked, and then looked at it. It was like it was an annoyance instead of missing a hand."

"What happened?" the Talon asks, clearly impressed: "Did one of the AGENTs survive?"

"No..." the Owl says, and looks to both of them: "And this is where things get really disturbing..."

* * *

The Owl didn't bother to look the gift sniper in the mouth. 

She leaped up into the air and kicked her would-be killer's face -- once, twice, three times -- driving him back and then onto the ground. 

Then she followed up the attack with more fancy footwork, doing her best to bring her heavy boots down on pressure points that would normally maim or cripple a prone opponent. 

(What her Grandfather would have called "the bad spots," and scolded her for doing unless absolutely necessary. But were he here, right now, she figured he'd have cheered her on.)

The monster just laughed, though. Was it shock or something else, she had no idea. 

All she knew was that after a good thirty seconds of dealing out damage that should have killed a normal man, he did something with his legs and knocked her flat on her butt. 

"Godsdamn stupid bitch," he muttered, slowly getting to his knees, and then his feet: "I'll crush you with my foot-"

"There is no time for that!" someone else said -- the voice she'd heard before -- and then another figure simply appeared there, behind him: "We must flee from this place. Now!"

And Martha, laying flat on her back with a lot of blood gone, and possibly a broken tailbone to boot, looked up and saw the face of the person she'd come here to find. 

It was Thomas, standing there. Her son. 

But he was older, somehow, and aged badly at that -- haggard skin, hair as white as snow.

And when she looked into his rheumy eyes, she did not see her boy there...

* * *

"... Apparently, he's possessed," Martha explains, shaking her head: "That's what SPYGOD told me, anyway. All that time he was siting there, in Syphon's care, with all those Midwives looking in on him and telling me he just hadn't come around yet? Another being was in there, looking out of his eyes and laughing at us. 

"And when we weren't looking, he was using that perfect, more human than human body to get around. Teleportation, moving faster than we could see. Maybe even casting illusions, or using mind control, so we'd think he was there when he really wasn't..."

She takes a deep, deep breath and then slowly lets the air out. It's that or break down. It's that or cry.

Mark knows better than to hold her at moments like this -- that just makes it worse -- but Kaitlyn squeezes her hand.

"What happened then, Aunt Martha?" the Talon asks: "You can tell us. And I think we need to know."

* * *

The being who wasn't her son looked down at her with a mixture of annoyance and disgust: "We have no time for this!"

"What fucking happened up there?" the SPYGOD of Alter Earth asked, apparently not concerned about the bloody stump that used to be his right hand: "Where's the damn gun?"

"That is of no consequence!" her son said, holding up something else in his hand -- a weird container that seemed to shift and move too many times per second to see clearly: "We have that which we traveled here for! We must leave!"

"Thomas!" she shouted, holding up her free hand: "Please! Come back-"

"Mewling quim," the being who controlled Thomas snorted, turning his back on her as he bustled her would-be assassin away into some sort of dimensional pocket, and then vanished down a long corridor of strange angles that closed up before it could be truly seen.

She tried to scream. She tried to cry. But she was so weak from blood loss and fatigue that all she could do was whimper, holding a hand out to the space where her missing son had been, just a second before...

"Have no fear, Martha," a voice she hadn't heard in a long time said, up from the walkway the human monster had leaped down from: "You do not die here. And you will find our son once more."

And she looked up there, and gasped at who she saw -- holding an alien gun that had become a long, elegant bow...

* * *

"You're kidding me..." Mark gasps: "Him? That son of a-"

"Mark," Martha says, indicating the youngish pair of ears not five feet away from them.

"The Green Man," Kaitlyn says, looking at both of them: "Thomas' father, right?"

Martha almost gasps in shock -- how did she know about that? But then, this is a detective she's trying to train, here. 

"Yes," Martha says, nodding: "Thomas' father. We... well, things were always complicated with him. He wasn't always in control of his own destiny."

"He killed your brother Michael," Mark interprets.

"It was an accident. We forgave him for that when he came back to us. And for a time he was back under our roof, and with us, and things... happened."

"And then he flipped," Mark sighed, not liking this particular part of the family history: "And he left you and your dad in a deathtrap, not even knowing you were pregnant with his son."

"And then next time I saw him was in Detroit, a few years after I'd given birth," Martha goes on: "The fight we had... any hopes of getting heroes back into that town after that kind of went away."

Kaitlyn nods, looking back and forth: "So, he's alive, somehow? I thought he died in the Treehouse, saving Thomas' life?"

Martha smiles at her, shaking her head: "He's not alive, hon. No. It's..."

"Complicated," Mark sighs as she struggles for the right word, and takes her not looking at him with reproach as proof that he's right.

"So..." Kaitlyn says: "What do we do now?"

Martha bites her lip a little, and then looks between her husband and her niece/stepdaughter: "We sit tight. I heal. And we trust SPYGOD to bring Thomas back to us."

Mark looks at her, and shakes his head: "The last time we trusted him things got really bad."

"Yes, they did," the Owl says: "But he knows better than to let it get that far, again. And I have his word that this is going to get fixed."

"Is that enough?"

"Hey, dad," Kaitlyn says, looking at him with disbelief: "This is SPYGOD. He says it's fixed? It's fixed."

Thursday: 10/6/16

"I wish I had your confidence," Gold Standard says, flying her army of drones into the oncoming storm: "The last time we went up against a hurricane we didn't do so well."

"The last time you went up against a hurricane you didn't have me along for the ride," Dark Falcon says, flying his very brutalist orinthopter above the clouds: "If the satellite information is correct, the Falcon Car can generate enough heat to disrupt the system, and cause it to dissipate."

"That would be really awesome," Josie radios in: "And NASA is telling me they've triple-checked the figures. You should be clear as glass."

"Clear as glass," the Toon hero muses, flying into position -- well above the eye of the hurricane -- and pointing his lasers at the area they need to go: "Something you would have said, old chum..."

"He's talking to that damn dog again," Dragonfly mutters to Black Freedom as they struggle to get stragglers to safety -- glad they can shut their comm channels off.

"I don't blame him," Florence says, using her strength to push a family's SUV through rising waters: "Poor guy must be heartbroken."

"Can't he just make another?"

"That's not how it works, I guess," the newly-renamed Superheroine says, giving the van one last push. There's a moment of squeaking car parts, and then its engine catches, and it shudders forward, able to move once more.

(The smiles on the family's faces is all she needed to see, today. After all the grief people have been giving her for what she said in Chinatown, she feels like she's back in the saddle, again.)



"Are you certain about those figures?" Dark Falcon asks as his new, more powerful Falcon Car starts losing altitude in the higher, rougher winds his lasers are producing. 

"Oh no," Rakim says, gasping as the enormity of the mistake becomes clear: "He didn't fire at the right spots! He's made it worse!"

"How much worse?" SPYGOD shouts from his office, clearly not happy to have his grief counseling session interrupted.

"A lot worse!" Gold Standard shouts, trying to get her and her drones away before they get smashed to scrap by winds that just increased several levels...


... and then, as quickly as they increased, they decrease back down, and all but flutter away into strong, circular winds that bend trees but don't break them. 

The rain comes down gentle and warm, and the sun begins to shine, once more. 

From aboard his crippled aircraft, Dark Falcon realizes he isn't dead -- much to his annoyance -- and checks his telemetry. The Hurricane is gone, but it's not his doing. 

And there's several unknown signatures on his radar, all floating in the air. 

So he carefully retracts the storm armor he put up, and sees what has stopped him from committing suicide...



 "What the !@#$ing !@#$ just happened out there?" SPYGOD shouts, storming onto the bridge with his grief counselor in tow. They both look a little disheveled -- it must have been one hell of a cry session in his office, just now. 

"I have no idea," Josie admits: "Rakim's running the numbers, but the radar has a complete cessation of the hurricane."

"That shouldn't be possible," Rakim chimes in: "Not without significant atmospheric damage."

"Ma'am!" one of the AGENTs shouts: "I've got Hanami on the line."

"Oh, good," SPYGOD says, looking relieved: "She must have !@#$ing taken care of it. Like she was supposed to do the last time..."

And then the Japanese android comes on the big screen, and everyone gasps. She's not quite herself, anymore. 

"Hello," she says, her voice a weird amalgamation of every language they speak, her eyes lit up light miniature suns.

And her skin a curious red and silver pattern. 

"Hanami?" SPYGOD says: "Wow... what the !@#$ happened in Japan?"

"I made some excellent friends," she explains, and allows the focus on her communicator to reveal the beings that have come back here with her.

Giants, all of them -- at least a hundred feet tall. Silver and red men and women, composed of what's either dull metal or very shiny plastic. All of them with strange headgear instead of hair.

And simple, almost vestigial silver faces -- somewhat devoid of emotion. 

"The Revolutionary Men have returned, (REDACTED)-San," Hanami explains, perhaps needlessly: "They wish to discuss certain situations in regards to the state of ethereal beings within the United States of America."

"Of course they !@#$ing do," SPYGOD mutters, looking to Counselor Bishop: "I think we're gonna have to wait on that new grieving technique you were discussing...."

"No problem," she says: "I think I'll debrief Black Falcon, instead. I'm not liking how things went, out there."

"You and me both," the superspy says, wondering what he's possibly going to say to a gaggle of newly-returned Gods.

Friday: 10/7/16

"Back so !@#$ing soon, paleface?" someone asks Randolph Scott as he heads for the mess hall of the Standing Rock prayer camp.

"Well, you know how it is," he smiles at Yanabah, stepping forward to shake her hand, and then give her a hug: "Can't !@#$ing keep me away."

"How you holding up?" she asks, seemingly quite concerned.

"Alright," he lies, nodding a little too quickly for his liking: "One day at a time, right?"

"Yeah," Yanabah says, deciding to let it go for right now: "You're just in time. They say the Feds are coming in, now."

"That's what I heard," he confirms, letting her lead him to where he was headed: "Apparently the Interim President's tired of hearing the Governor complain about police injuries."

"Well, if they'd stop sending them to disrupt our peaceful protests, he would stop sending them back to the cop shop with scorch marks and no hearing."

"They don't get it, do they?" the Outlaw Reporter asks, shaking his head: "They don't realize what they're up against."

"Does anyone?" the former member of Freedom Force asks: "They fight when they should run, and then they come back and want to talk. But if they wanted to talk they shouldn't have tried to fight in the first damn place."

"And when they do fight, it's like tossing water on a gas fire," Randolph says: "Totally outclassed."

"So what are the feds bringing, then?" Yanabah asks: "Harsh words?"

"Well, there's talk of your friends coming in," the outlaw reporter says, stopping to gauge her reaction to that: "Our friends, really, when it's all said and done."

"They think they can sweet talk us like they did in Chinatown?" she laughs: "That trick's not gonna fly here."

"Why not?"

"Because Gosheven's a lousy Indian, for one," Yanabah snorts.

"Well, I can't comment..." Randolph says, but laughs anyway.

"And because I'm here," she says when they both stop laughing: "And I know them too well. And if they think they can sweet talk me, well..."

She pats her guns and looks at him over her sunglasses. Her pupils are much wider than they should be, and have long, fanged teeth just behind them.

Randolph quickly realizes that's her monster, inside -- not trying to get out, but ready to move any time she needs it to...

"So what happens, then?" he asks, looking for an opening to the story he's sensing is about to change on him, yet again.

"Then we leave it up to the Great Mystery, same as always," she says, putting her glasses back: "And if the White Man can't handle him, maybe they should get the !@#$ away, and this time stay gone."

"Can I quote you on that?" he asks, half-joking.

"Let me get you some proper frybread," she sighs, taking him arm-in-arm: "And then you can tell me about that video some asshole leaked about the orange-faced bastard."

"Oh, it's probably nothing," Randolph sighs: "Just another case of him sticking his foot in his mouth, back when he wasn't running for anything..."

Saturday: 10/8/16

"Oh, I think I like this person," Loki says, watching the television in the corner of the diner they've barricaded themselves in for a time.

"Who?" the SPYGOD of Alter-Earth asks, looking up at the screen and then going back to sharpening his knife -- still sticky and redolent from what he just used it for.

(Quite a tricky thing to do with one hand.)

"This man, running for the Presidency of this country," the Aesir in possession of Thomas Samuels' body says, steeping his powerful hands in front of his stolen face and grinning wider than should be possible: "My but he does speak his mind."

"Doesn't have a lot on it, though," his servant says, looking to the pile of bodies in front of the door -- making sure none of them are still moving.

"I like his appetites."

"I find them fucking boring," (DETCADER) says, wondering if he should ask before getting himself some more coffee from the pot, nearby, or just do it.

He thinks he might actually survive that, now.

They've been hiding out for a few days -- stuck in some dark hole between realities that Loki swore was impossible for their pursuers to find. He refused to tell his servant exactly who those pursuers were, for some reason, but after a time the SPYGOD of Alter Earth decided he didn't really care to know.

He was more interested in the fact that his "master" was losing it -- one hour at a time -- right before the eyes of his unwilling servant.

Whatever Loki had gone up into that void to do had taken a terrible toll upon his body and mind. His once-powerful form was old and sere, now -- pale of skin and white of hair. He still possessed incredible strength and speed, and had access to quite amazing magical abilities, but he was quickly becoming a doddering old man.

Hence the possibly-critical mistake of leaving their bolthole to go out and get something to eat. For some reason he craved Reuben sandwiches, and apparently the Big Boy chain was in possession of the perfect recipe.

So they left their place of safety and traveled to the Danville, Illinois location on a midnight sandwich bender -- demanding serving after serving from the terrified staff.

And as the last-remaining Aesir stuffed his face, eating Reuben after Reuben to fuel whatever massive hunger had entered him, the counterworld man took advantage of the cowed diners they took captive -- quickly turning the diner into a bloody human abattoir.

He was finding the loss of his good hand to be more of a challenge to overcome than an annoyance. By the time he was done slaughtering the last diner, he hardly noticed its absence. And by the time they were out of Reuben ingredients, and Loki gave him grudging permission to kill the cooks and waitstaff, too, it was as though he'd never had that paw to begin with.

Still, as soon as his master let him retrieve some of his biological equipment from his lockup, in Dodoma, he'd soon have another hand. He felt he'd be needing both for what was to come -- especially if they got the supergun back, and he was to go about performing the task he'd been charged with in the first place.

(A subject he wasn't keen to bring up just yet, given how violent Loki got when discussing what happened, back in that weird prison under the void....)

"So vile," the last of the Aesir cooed, reaching his greasy hands out as if to touch the image on the television: "So self-assured. He reminds me of one of the dvergr kings, squatting on his throne of gold and jewels, proud ruler of all caves..."

"He's a fuckstick," (DETCADER) snorts, deciding to push his luck and get some coffee for himself, after all: "All their politicians are. Easily manipulated, wholly fallible."

"Is that so, my servant?" Loki asks, the change in his tone quite dramatic -- yet not setting off his servant's danger alarms, just yet.

"Yes," the Alter-Earth SPYGOD says, pouring himself a steaming mug of the stuff, and amused to see some blood has spattered into the brew: "And quite fucking fragile, too."

"Explain," the last of the Aesir demands, tapping his hands on the table to indicate the man should sit across from him, once more.

"Well," the counterworld man says, wondering if he's about to pay for overreaching as he does as he's bidden: "They're like those silly ice sculptures people make. They take forever to get just right, and they look really impressive. But one wrong fucking move, and..."

He grabs the empty plate from in front of Loki and flings it at the nearest wall, where it explodes into jagged, white porcelain and powder.

"But there is power in the breaking, or so you once said," Loki says, pointing a long, shaking finger at his servant's nose.

"There is, yes," he says: "It creates control, or solidifies it. It also-"

"Be silent, now," Loki says, waving his hand, and for a terrifying 36 seconds the SPYGOD of Alter Earth finds himself unable to bring more than a whisper of air into his lungs, even on a very deep breath...

Sunday: 10/9/16

... when he comes to, fully, he realizes he's somewhere else. A hotel room, somewhere -- large and luxurious.

"What the fuck..." he gasps, taking a very deep breath.

"That's pretty much what I was gonna ask," the Candidate says, looking rather strange in his boxer briefs and a pair of dark socks: "If this is some kind of joke, well, okay. But I do have security, still. You can't just-"

"Oh, but we can," Loki says, reappearing between the two of them.

"Where the fuck were you?" his servant asks.

"Dealing with a very persistent ghost," the last of the Aesir chuckles: "I cannot afford to be disturbed. Not now, anyway."

"Now, look, pal," the Candidate says: "You got ten seconds to-" 

"Be quiet, please," Loki says to him, waving a hand before the man's large, beefy face.

"Um..." the man says, raising an eyebrow: "Excuse me?"

"Fascinating," the last of the Aesir says, waving the hand again -- with a lot more force, this time - which halts the Candidate in his tracks: "I see now why I was attracted to his place, my servant."

"The California King?"

"Is that who this man is?" Loki asks: "Well, this king had a powerful court sorcerer at one time. He still carries the remnants of a charm, cast upon him. A thing that allowed him to be untouched by the hate of others, and to walk through the misfortunes and arrows of a thousand foes with equal skill."

"It's called teflon, I think," the SPYGOD of Alter-Earth sighs, getting to his feet and going to sit on the California King in question.

"Whatever it be called, it does the same as a charm of protection," the body-stealing trickster says: "And there is still enough of it here to weave a greater magic. One that will allow me to take this California King's body as my own, and not be seen by my enemies."

"You mean you want to fucking take control of a man who might be the next President of the United States," the counterworld man says.

"I think that sounds an excellent plan," Loki says, grinning widely: "And he has retainers, I am certain. Ones who can aid in hiding this useless body...?"

"I think so, yes," his 'servant' says, also smiling at how the delightfully weird and wonderful form this plan has evolved into.

* * *

"Look, I'm not any happier about this than you are," Josie tells the assembled members of Freedom Force, all gathered around the holographic table in their situation room: "But it comes directly from the desk of the President."

"So does a lot of other bull!@#$," Black Freedom snorts, sitting in her chair with her legs crossed in disdain: "And this is a big damn pile of it."

"I have to agree," Green Fury says: "All those people are doing is peaceably protesting an action that is legally questionable at this time."

"Not to mention extremely disrespectful to my people," Gosheven holds up a hand: "Let's not forget that, okay?"

"You haven't let us, so far," Gold Standard says, rolling her eyes behind her face armor.

"This is, however, a law enforcement issue," the recently-rebuilt Free Fire points out: "Right or wrong, the police have a duty to maintain order. If we stand by and do nothing while so-called gods help people resist arrest, this country will soon descend into anarchy."

"And anarchy is no one's friend," Black Falcon agrees, pounding his fist on table: "As we have found out to our extreme cost."

"Anarchy's what the powers that be call it when a revolution's on," Dragonfly says, which gets her a nod and a high-five from Black Freedom.

"So, what am I hearing, then?" Josie asks: "It sounds like only two members of the team are actually willing to suit up and do their damn jobs?"

"I'll go along, too," Gold Standard says: "But only because I don't want this to turn into a damned slaughter."

"And I am totally going to be there," Gosheven says: "Someone has to speak for my people in the face of whatever we find."

"Plus, there's another issue," Dragonfly points out: "Yanabah's there, too. And we know what she can do."

"I know," Josie sighs: "And she's not on the team, anymore, which means she gets no quarter if things go bad."

"Am I actually !@#$ing hearing this right?" Black Freedom asks: "We're going to be sent in to put down peaceful protests-"

"Burned and broken police officers are not caused by a peaceful protest, young lady," Black Falcon interrupts.

"And that's only because the high and mighty Great Mystery decided to get his ass involved," Josie insists: "That's the problem. We can't have these beings interfering with the laws. Someone has to stand up and say that if they want to be here, too, they have to obey the law. As painful as that sometimes is."

"I always thought the role of the hero was to go just above and beyond the law to uphold its spirit, rather than its letter," Green Fury says: "That's what The Owl taught me, anyway."

Black Falcon looks like he's going to say something to that, but one look from Josie shuts him the hell down.

"Antonia, you're up," the burly, pink-haired clone says: "Take Falcon, Free Fire, and Gosheven with you. The rest of you are on standby."

"Well thank you," Black Freedom mutters.

"And if you're needed, and you don't go and do your damn job?" Josie finishes up: "I will let SPYGOD !@#$ing deal with you, personally.

"And the mood he's in? You better hope it doesn't come to that..."

* * *

"... practicing your crying and moping again, I see," Counselor Bishop says, getting her clothes back on in the dark of SPYGOD's office.

"Do you have to !@#$ing do that in front of me?" SPYGOD asks, putting every single weapon and doo-dad back onto his giant combat boots (the last thing he does when he gets dressed, every day).

"What, don't you like it?" she asks, smacking her very high and firm ass: "It's kind of fun."

"Kind of necessary," the superspy says: "How are the others?"

"Grumbling, confused, and wanting this to end."

"Well, they're in a big damn world of luck," SPYGOD says: "Maybe another week."

"That's if the plan holds."

"It'll hold," the superspy insists, walking over to her and giving her a kiss that could stop time -- one she happily returns with interest.

"I sure hope so," she says, patting his chest: "Otherwise, this is gonna be damned awkward."

"You just concentrate on your end of things," he winks over his glasses -- his eyes no longer seeming as messed up as they were.

"Oh I will," she grins, turning and shaking her tush at him, which makes him sigh and turn away.

And as he does...

* * *

... the Agent from the future fights to get back to where he was -- cast adrift on the shoals of time once more by the being hiding inside Thomas Samuel's time-ravaged body...

... as a legion of slow-moving ghosts float through time and space, slowly approaching the last place they saw their quarry, but knowing he's moved on...

... and the Great Mystery hears the change in the wind, and leaves his place of power to come back to Earth, ready for what's been promised to come to pass...

... while Randolph Scott and Yanabah fumble with each other's clothes in a tent too small for the both of them, but suddenly just right for their needs...

... and the Revolutionary Men -- now a lot smaller than usual -- stand beside the many, many other gods who want access to this land of dreams and promises, waiting patiently for the 24/7 Ethereal Immigration Office to grant them an interview...

... and Black Freedom starts and stops her resignation letter about a dozen times in her mind, wondering if she should just leave without saying a word instead...

... and Martha Clutch holds her baby to her chest, hoping that her protege's faith in SPYGOD is not poorly placed...

* * *

... and in St. Louis, after a shower of booing, the Candidate takes to the stage for the second Presidential debate -- smiling and waving as though he had experienced the mother of all second winds.

Or as if he were a new man.

 (SPYGOD is listening to See the Future (Front 242) and having a Trojan Horse IPA)